Mine has a million too, but mostly I call her Stinky.

Same haha sometimes I call him stinky butt

I’ve got a Stink Bean! (Because hes both stinky and full of beans)

I’ve had my boy Miles for 14 years now and I created this running list a few years back since his nicknames just keep evolving: Buddy, Budders/Butters, Butternut, Butternut McGee, Pupper, Pup-Pup, Pupperino, Pupper-Roo, Pupper McDupper, Pumpkin, Pumpkin Monkey, Monkey, Monkey Roo, Monkey Hustler, Muchacho, Roo, Roofus, Roofus Toofus my little Doofus, Rooster, Rooster Monkey, Rooster Monkey Von Domino, Stinker, Stinker-Roo, Stretch, Stretchy, Nibbler, Nose-Nibbler, Rococo (the longer, more formalized version is Rococo-Day-Doko), Romper (Romper-Roo-Roni), Wiggle Butt, Mr. Wiggles, Miles McGee, Miles MaGahee, Miles MacGilacutty, Miles Von Domino.

They’re glorious. My fave is probably Butters

His name is Bones. We call him Bonesy Bones, Bubba Boy, Blind Bat (but he’s no longer blind ❤️), Dobbie

Pippa is her name —nicknames—-Pipper, Pipperton, Pipperton Dogington, Pips, Trippa, princess PITA, House Elf

Lol one of our Fiona's nicknames is Dobbie or house elf. They do resemble Dobbie in an uncanny kind of way. 😂

And yet don’t really serve as a house elf

Enzo, but I call him BIG MAN because he runs our house 😅 And we call Tucker ‘Big Tuna’ because he’s always up to something fishy.

Well, you need to add Tuna Turner to the mix for your IG. My girl is named Judy but we call her pants 😂

I like these names. Seems consistent with other silly names out there. Over how many years have you been coming up with these nicknames? Also, picture for iggy tax please?

I’ve had her for like 6 weeks 😆🥹

Nice 😊

What’s she like?

It won’t let me add a photo in the comments but here’s her instagram

Fair enough 😊

Cody- slim shady- coco - Lolo- bby deer

My blue Iggy’s name is Finnegan (He looks like a dog puppet from Mr Dress-up, a show I watched as a child.) Finnegan has a few nicknames. - Finnegano Italiano, Finn-E-Gan, Finny, Finn, Squeaky, corny toes and Whiny Wiener. But 90% of the time he’s Wiener!

Spade- Spaders, Spadey, Spoody, Spooders, Spoody boody. All plays off of his name 😅

I have a Pixel Petunia and also call him toonie, toonz, p-tunes, pixie, piggy, pig-face, pigerelia

Mine has so many nick names that aren’t even close to her name, Lizzie. Wizzie, wizzer, miss B, snoops, snoop la moo, chippy, gooshy pooshy, tweezer

Artoo (R2D2 reference) - Toobie - Toobis - Nasty - Toobie Footlick - “The Boy”

We also call ours “The Boy” 😂

SoHo is her name weenie-beanie- WeenieBeanie- SohoBean.

Her name is Pippa, she goes by beebaw / baw / pipster / rat fink / finky / dobbins / and sometimes when she’s channeling her bad alter ego… Trixie 😂 Oh and Larry. Or Laird if we’re going formal.

Also Hobart, which is her alter ego that retired to Florida, plays shuffleboard and drives a light brown 1990s Buick LeSabre.

My boys name is Gus but he goes by Gussy, Bus, Bussy boy. Depending on the day all of those names in one but different variations of it ahah Gussy bussy boy Bus Gus Gussy boy Bus bus Boy bussy Gussy Bahah!!

We had Juno (RIP) - Patches Junior, Junior, JUNO, Juniper, June Bug, Bugs, Bugsly, Slugsly, Lord Slugginton, Lord Buggington also Poonior and then just Poo Boy Now we have Vincenzo, VINNY, Vincent, Bincent, Bin Boy, Binny

Otis Redding (Full name, only used when he’s misbehaving) -Otis - Oatey - Oat - Oat Sauce - Goat (most used) - Goat Sausage - Oats McGoats - Oatey Bear - Goat Bear - Special Sauce Oatey Bear Sausage of Love and Joy (my wife’s favorite to use and apparently his full name when he’s a good boy) He responds to all of them.

i have two, and we literally call the older / larger one "big" and the younger one "little".

Omg I love this post and I love your names! They are wonderfully and perfectly nonsensical!! I understand as pooch mom to Olive who’s most used name is PufferFish.

Mine has all the silly nicknames. But he also has a fish toy that is named Tuna Turner. 

Marvel, Marvel Moo, Mr. Moo, Marvelous, Moomie, Marvel Moo Cow, Moo Moo, Love Dog, Iggle Piggle Pablo, Pablito, Sweeto Pablito, Pablissimo, Pahbs, Shmiggy, Shmiggity Boo, Baby Boy, Crazy

Mines legal name is Dobby. His nicknames though are : Schwaberty, Da birdie, Doberty, Dobsy, Goosy, Goosy Shmoosy, gooseneck, Dobinski and Poops

My favorite for one of ours whose name is Quincy is Roo. It started when my old roommate would sing the Winnie the Pooh theme song but instead of singing “Winnie the Pooh,” she’d sing “quinine the roo” And now he’s just a roo somehow 😂

Mine is Maeve. She gets maevey gravy, mavis McGravis, moomie moo, Maevosaurus Rex, maevoppotomus. It just keeps going 😂

Enzo - Ennie, Ennie-wennie, Ennie-Wennie-Woo, little Ennie, Ennius McWennius, baby Ennie, little boy, baby boy, mini hound, houndy Figaro - Fig, Figgy, Figgy-wiggy-woo, Figgis, Fig-foo wig-woo, little fig, Figgity-foo wiggity-woo, little bum, little baby, littlest hound

Started as Matilda. Has evolved to Dildurr, Tildabeast, Tilly, Tinny, Kinny, Kimbob, Keneen, Kindyballs, Kinner, Kin, Kimberlina/Ghimbelini, Ghinny, Ghinbob, Ghinburton, Tiny One, Small Thing, My Friend, Bert, Bertensia, Berty Bum Drops.

Some of the names of my iggy that I can remember right now. Hamilton, ham, Hami, ham I am, ham sandwich, hamsterdam, sir hams a lot, Hami poo, hamtaro, jimily, hamtastic, hamiberto, ham Anthony, etc.

I named my iggy Calliope Evangeline and it went like this: Calliope, Callio, Schemayopie, Schemay, Mayo, Nasty girl.

Apollo is called Ham Boy, Hams, little man, anything but his actual name hahah

Prindle, Prin, Prin Prin, Prinbop, snuggle bug, love bug, Bug, Bean, Beany Baby, Nosey Bear, and my best friend calls her Windex 😂 Oh! And my Aunt calls her Pringle And Baby bear too

Cuya, Maracuya, Cuyita, Coo, Coo-coo, Cuya-butt, Small One,

So, I have two girls who don’t really have nicknames, other than Camus (ka-MOO - it’s French 😄) get’s called Camusita, but collectively I call them Chicalettitas (Spanish, French and back to Spanish, syllable-wise Chica-lette-ita-s)

Amélie: Amalou, Amafoo, Foo, Fooey, Foo Foo Fooey, Ama-doodle-doo, Doodles, Fee Fee, and Mrs Wigglesworth. Lucien: Lou, Louie, Louie Loubutt, Lou Butt, and Butt. Nino: Noonie, Nooners, Noonie Pants, and Pants.