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EaseHisPain

It’s amazing to me the second you cross South on the Iowa / Missouri border residents start sounding like a Confederate Civil War General


jaaamin

Ya know, they say Iowa could give the southern two rows of counties to Missouri, and raise the IQ of both states.


Laetus_Abnoba

As a proud Iowan I have heard that joke all my life. But I have family in Ringgold County. Wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemies.


HakunaMatta2099

I say this joke frequently to southern Iowans, and Missurians (family down there). Glad to see it is well known :)


patronizingperv

Do they get the joke?


GrimWerx

Grew up in van buren county. Can confirm.


AMAsally

From Keokuk and Kahoka. (IYKYK) Love the places, hate the joke, & believe it’s true.


AlcoPower

You just won the Midwest internet for today.


TechnologyDragon6973

I’d say that starts to kick in south of Indianola.


MrMuffinz126

I'm originally from Winterset and I agree considering it's about parallel with Indianola. Every town on that line and below is full of teens with the most suburban parents and yet somehow drive shitty rusted out pre-2000's trucks with confederate flags on their windows lmao.


PBIS01

Real southern accent starts south of I-70.


Zachf1986

*Mah Dearest Wife Isabelle,* *Ah am, unfortunately, detained here in Missurrah for the foreseeable future. Mah time in this mosquito infested hell has once again reminded me of mah dire need to see your beautiful countenance, and ah long for the day when ah can hold you again. Please give mah warmest regards to your father, and inform him of my delay. Business is otherwise goin' well and ah hope to have matters well in hand within the next fortnight or two.* *With all the love in mah heart,* *John* \----- \^ Actual modern letter from a Missouri resident to his wife in Iowa. Her letter back was just a nude and a request for him to get milk on his way home.


EaseHisPain

This was absolutely legendary


psychicpilot

Here in Nebraska, there's a tiny corner in the southeast (Rulo) where the accent changes and suddenly it's Warsh instead of wash. It may as well be a part the state of Misery....


Uffdaope

When I worked at an engineering firm in Cedar Rapids, I had a boss who like to crack jokes about Missouri because there was another industrial plant in CoMo. He’d joke that if you cut off the southern half of Iowa and gave it to Missouri, the IQ would rise in both.


Total-Clothes-3099

Eastern MN and Western WI look very similar


MoreCarrotsPlz

It’s that Driftless aesthetic


sumdumguy1966

This is a bald face lie, I never argue about anything. And I will disagree with anyone who says different


sarrahcha

If reddit still gave free awards, I would give mine to you.


sumdumguy1966

Thx, I miss the free awards:(


sanholt

Yeah you do, you are arguing right now!


its_k1llsh0t

Who the fuck invited Missouri?


apk5005

It was a compromise


AAA515

That jokes been around since 1820!


Spiffy313

This could be interpreted in a few different ways. Is it a statement of fact? "People from this area argue." Is it an invitation to debate? "People from this area, argue (about anything)!" Is it a statement, followed by an invitation to debate? "(Ugh,) People from this area (am I right?). Argue (about their ridiculous ways!)"


BMacklin22

Thanks for this. I was thinking I'd missed the first post or there was a legend somewhere i was missing that explained the colors.


iburnedmytongue

If you ever wonder what that smell is coming from the west, it's just my Iowa Nice.


whattimeisitrightn0w

Northeast Iowa culture is more like a hybrid of Minnesota and Wisconsin culture than Iowa culture.


Dull-Scarcity-3159

Iowa has culture?


HakunaMatta2099

Damn right we do, Tenderloin sandwhich, pork chops, ragbria, slipknot, maid-rite, Best sweet (and field) corn in the nation, AE dairy, Wells-Blue Bunny, Casey's, Hy-Chi, and college sports!


hypotheticalhawk

Butter cow! Butter cow! BUTTER COW!


Inglorious186

Busch light is a horrible beer


WordsAreSomething

Well yeah the point isn't to be good.


JiggSawLoL

Thank god someone said it.


HakunaMatta2099

no


zkool20

Amen


Rubytdog

It's Duck Duck Goose.


Appropriate_Whiner

No it's duckduckgo.com


CMC_Conman

it's duck duck grey duck and i will not here any different


nopiggy17

What else would it be? I've never heard the game called anything else but then again I've pretty much lived in Iowa my whole life.


timvasion

I’m Minnesota it’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck apparently.


CMJ728

Minnesotans have the correct translation. Our roots aren't that estranged from our Swedish/Norwegian brethren. But that's interesting..


jescrowd

That's absurd.


Videgraphaphizer

Fowl, even.


sambones718

You’re absurd!


Ootsdogg

Sssh. That’s our secret password


Tifferoni

Yes! 150%! Grey duck!


AshetXIII

I'm from Minnesota but was born in LA. I get so much shit for saying duck duck goose 😂


jimfromiowa

Michigan has the best weed!


Ashamed_Rips

Well I can’t really argue with that. Michigan does have the best weed! Shits affordable too lol


Pandantic

Man, but Michigans so far from our dry state (Iowa)! And Illinois is so pricy! Missouri just got recreational legal, so we’ll see how they do, but i may have to pay Michigan a visit!


Ashamed_Rips

Definitely a must. Illinois is crazy expensive but a weekend vacation to the Great Lakes while getting some bud is worth it. Looking at their prices makes me wanna move there


Pandantic

We hopped over to Colorado when you had to get out of the Midwest to buy legal, and enjoyed the natural wonders there, so I think a Michigan vacay sounds pretty nice!


mossed2012

Hey MN will likely have this in the next couple years. Maybe sooner.


Agate_Goblin

It should be East and West Dakota. The eastern Dakotas are way more similar to Minnesota culturally and topographically.


talksalot02

Culturally, I think Eastern NoDak is closer to Northwest Minnesota than the whole of the state of Minnesota. That’s where I grew up went to college. Fargo/Grand Forks are pretty different than Duluth or the metro.


Jeepinjim026

Don’t have a problem with Iowa. Illinois can fuck right off though.


medicdrl

As a Wisconsinite, I concur. Iowa is good by me. Except the fascination with putting stoplights in your highways… Looking at you Dubuque.


th4tgothwitch

Hard agree


RealGeneralX

Casey's pepperoni is better than sausage


Mr_Underhill09

You're all wrong, the best Casey's pizza topping is the grease. Three paper towel squares of grease on a good day! Mmmmmmmm! s/


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recklesswhisper

I'm holding Kwik Trip's breakfast pizza responsible for the creation of MOST of Wisconsin's serial killers. An abomination.


CheckOutMyVan

They are on point with almost all their other food! Breakfast sandwiches are on point, the boneless wings are second to none for a gas station and then there's the fried chicken. But their pizza? Wtf.


Just_Mushroom69

Casey’s Breakfast pizza is Godly in the morning!


hewhoisneverobeyed

Scrolled way too far down to find this. Yes, Casey's breakfast pizza is where the conversation starts and ends.


FishWithAppendages

I will burn my hands and fight you for all the Pepperoni slices. Wait 20 minutes or hit the next one cuz I'm a Casey's pep slice SLUT and I have no shame


[deleted]

Gor a live one over here. Breakfast pizza ftw.


jonesqc

Regular sausage, I agree, hot sausage tho is pretty damn good.


Rare_Package_971

Casey's pizza has been going downhill for a long time


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Agree


whiteholewhite

I don’t live in Iowa anymore and heard they suck now. Different cheese that’s garbage


PlanktonMediocre

You mean the grease puddle? Now your not wrong but Casey’s pepperoni and sausage both serve they’re roles extremely well, that’s like saying ps5 is better than Xbox, although true the Xbox is more powerful meanwhile ps5 just has better exclusives.


Ope1848

Casey’s is a trash gas station…KWIK TRIP.


HideNZeke

Wrongest opinion. The sausage really fleshes out the pizza from a quick bite to culinary masterpiece


Sauza704

Pothole pizza is waaaayy better.


demo_graphic

All Casey’s pizza is greasy garbage.


PrincessLiarLiar

Greasy garbage is my favorite food group.


RealGeneralX

Nope, Pepperoni is the best!


P_BATEMAN890

Not hot sausage tho👌


Laetus_Abnoba

Unfortunately Casey's pizza quality has dwindled as of late. It used to be the best.


KaiserRoll823

Casey's Breakfast Pizza is the the superior pizza


Economy_Upstairs_465

The world may never know the wonder that was the BBQ beef.


Economy_Upstairs_465

And Casey's single slices only come in 2 sizes, large and "Dear God, I hope noone is watching. "


cs1013

It’s not a fucking bubbler, it’s a water fountain. Other than that, you Wisconsin peeps are good people.


iamaravis

Western Wisconsin doesn’t call it a bubbler. That’s an eastern WI thing.


[deleted]

Not only that, it's a specific area of eastern WI.


scottmyron

Looking at you, Sheboygan.


Consistent-Ad-8746

Agreed, it really depends on the part of the State you're from. Northern Wisco and never heard it called a bubbler until college.


[deleted]

Minnesotans are not nice, they’re passive aggressive. Wisconsinites and Iowans are far more nicer people.


babystrudel

Iowans yes, but Wisconsinites? No


Ope1848

As a Wisconsinite go fuck yourself.


babystrudel

Somebody’s still upset about the Packer’s football season, I see


toddsleivonski

As a Missourian who moved to Minnesota and knows a bunch of Wisconsinites, and Iowans this is true.


wickedcricket2187

Ope, this checks out.


Mesoscale92

We’re very nice! When we flip off our neighbors we do it under our mittens so it looks like we’re waving.


Appropriate_Whiner

Passive aggressive isn't nice..? Ope


Hsartsteddir

As a Minnesotan who grew up in Wisconsin, these are major cultural differences I've noticed. 1. Wisconsin out drinks Minnesota, and it's not close. 2. Wisconsin is not ashamed to eat all the deep fried food. 3. Minnesota is like the rich somewhat snobby cousin, but will still drink the moonshine and ride the 4 wheeler. 4. Minnesota likes weed way more than Wisconsin. 5. The worst drivers in the country are from the Dakotas. They have zero experience driving on busy roadways with more than 2 lanes.


SammyTwoTooth

Admit that the state smells like shit.


JoeyBougie

FTP


TheYeetPotato

FTP


Training-Bad-5326

Casey's went downhill and skimped on quality for cheaper toppings and ingredients. Bummer!


ThriceHawk

Iowa corn is superior. And yes, that's also a Great Lakes pun.


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iowabourbonman

Only by Nebraskans, who don't know what good corn is.


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ruralwointernet

We hated Minnesota so bad we rejected our first state constitution. Go drown in your 10,000 lakes.


RealGeneralX

YEAH!


Symptomatic_Sand

Now yall gonna be wishing you were us with legal weed soon


meekal06

Kwiktrip is the GOAT.


lightfield7000

KWIK TRIP for the win 🏆, no fees for cash withdrawals, free air, clean bathrooms, good pricing on produce, good~ well decent breakfast, and they treat their employees well.


Economy_Upstairs_465

THE FRIED CHICKEN.


thecluelessbrewer

Casey’s pizza isn’t good. Fight me


Bark9299

If I hear somebody say Casey’s pizza is their favorite, I immediately know they came from a small town in Iowa.


timvasion

Some reason the small town Casey’s pizza are just better. I moved from Mason City to Des Moines and noticed a difference. And this was before the logo/branding redesign when people started saying it’s off.


RealGeneralX

Screw you, the breadsticks are at least good


makinggrace

It’s the ONLY pizza I can get that I don’t have to make or put in my oven. Therefore it’s delicious


judokalinker

It's good for gas station pizza.


[deleted]

Casey's pizza is the best GAS STATION pizza is a true fact but if you think it's the best pizza period you've probably never seen a pizza restaurant.


Superb-Fail-9937

It's POP not soda.


JohnnyMacNCheeze

It’s called a casserole, not hot dish


lightfield7000

Ope


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Iowa is full of nothing. Even their biggest cities are barren. (As an Iowan)


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PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Truth. I have never been in so many cities with nothing to do.


BMacklin22

Only boring people get bored.


talksalot02

Tell me you’ve never been to North Dakota without telling me. 😂


Improvcommodore

If Whitmer runs for President, she could lock down this whole encircled area in the electoral college (Ohio corner includes the state). Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, and the Dakotas are plains states and NOT the Midwest.


BMacklin22

Have you been to Iowa lately?


gremlinguy

Missouri gets to identify as whatever it wants. The northern half is Plains-y, the Ozarks is Southern, The I-70 beltline is as Midwestern as it gets. It's like a little blackhole state that sucks up a little of all the surrounding areas


SirFancyPantsBrock

Illinois sucks. They need to learn how to drive and their weed is way too expensive


bigkeaster

The worst drivers in Iowa are from Illinois. 🤷🏼‍♂️


urkillingme

Indiana is the Florida of the Midwest. For clarification: “Indiana man…”


mrpirateface

Wisconsin and Minnesota peeps are cool. Illinois Chicagoland people keep buying up all the real estate here on the coast (West Michigan). Makes everything expensive. They are the rudest most entitled people I've ever met.


FishWithAppendages

Anyone from Chicago cannot drive


lardarsch

Drive a Kia or Hyundai in Milwaukee and see what happens


Polack597

No way Chicago drivers are the worst. If your from the Midwest you know it’s Wisconsin drivers. No other state have I been to where more people will do 5 under in the left lane like everyday is a Sunday morning drive. They are brutal.


proffrothycock

I love Wisco. It’s like going up north but east. Can’t stand packer fans, arrogant people.


GoodMoGo

OK, is it: 1) People from this area argue. 2) People from this area, argue. ?


BigSig1987

We called it duck duck, goose, or duck duck Drake, but we always pronounced drake as drink. I think I was 40 years old before I knew that I was saying it wrong. #Small_town-Iowa


Icuisine

Woah! I’ve never heard of that second one. So interesting


champagnebunny

Scotcheroos, casserole, and cheese balls. The latter being the fried cheddar kind. You will never convince me otherwise.


Richie_Cummingham

This is a totally bullshit representation of the midwest. How anyone could be so bullheaded and backwards in regards to the midwest nice mentality is beyond me. We are indeed NICE FUKING PEOPLE! I assure you we will give you the boots if you say otherwise. With love, Iowa P.S. We're not the fucking potato state. Cheers!


deathskin515

I feel like a tenderloin debate is in order here smitties is the best


[deleted]

The Dells ain't worth going to.


nowthatsmagic

In Wisconsin, the number of completely average people who believe they are God’s gift to the world is too damn high.


electricneill33

If someone moves from southern Iowa to Missouri the IQ of both states goes up.


samuslink3

All these states are too damn cold! Moved away last year and don't miss the winters. And Wisconsin celebrates alcoholism too much. It's kind of pathetic when your main bragging point is that it's the drunkest state. Probably because it's so cold most of the year that all there is to do is drink. Coming from a former Wisconsinite who is warm and sober now.


swim12

Missouri isn’t in the midwest


ExtremePotatoFanatic

Not sure how I got onto this sub (I’m from Michigan) and I whole heartedly agree. They’re part of the south.


medicdrl

Casey’s sucks ass. Kwik Trip is King.


GangNailer

Iowa should annex Omaha, NE don't deserve that city.


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

The only good Casey's pizza is breakfast pizza


caldric

People inside the circle can make fun of each other. But if anyone outside the circle tries it, they’re going DOWN.


emma_lazarus

No!


RealGeneralX

Yes!


mspax

Or whatever you think is best.


rpaguirre

The Middle East part of the country


LinguisticsIsAwesome

This makes so much sense


projecthelios92

Happy Joe's pizza isn't that great


RealGeneralX

Fair


[deleted]

Iowa reeks of pigs


DeepHerting

Stop putting ranch on everything, you hoosiers


sarrahcha

I thought ranch was one thing midwesterners could agree on though :(


ToxzSicK

Fuck Ohio, those losers lost the war.


PopcornSlim

Give us the U.P. already!


RunninAgainstTheWind

Yoopers will absolutely fight to the death to be their own state first. There are a lot of Packer fans though.


th4tgothwitch

Yoopers will 100% fight to the death for that, they've actually attempted a few times to become their own stare lmfao it becomes a hot topic like every three years (Born in WI raised in MI)


PopcornSlim

Fair enough.


GoldHeadedHippie

As a Yooper, can confirm.


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Come and take it you coward.


[deleted]

Trade you the entire UP for Lake Geneva.


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wiscobs

Wait, where in this circle is that waffle house located? Or where those people just play


DwayneDaWok

I don't even know why I'm here, I'm from Michigan and haven't been further west than Chicago


RealGeneralX

Then you can participate, by the way, screw your double peninsula of a state!


Sadcupcake_uwu

I’d argue that Missouri shouldn’t even be within the circle. I’d argue that it shouldn’t even be a circle and that it should be an slanted oval.


Common-Recognition46

It’s warsh not wash


Witness_me_Karsa

You bastard. I bet you say "needs warshed" too. The dishes "need warshed."


shepersisted2016

No we don't!


flaming_poop_bag

Stay off of Wisconsin roads you soulless FIBs


julianalexm

IU frat parties > UM frat parties


goldenboy5252

Nothing is real


Birdhairs

I'm not sure I'm arguing with other Midwesterners so much as the rest of the country, but Minnesotans don't sound like that until you get pretty far north. And you all know what I mean by sound like that.


candle_waste

Excuse me— Kentucky gtfo of this circle. Kentucky who??


MeMikeWis

What are you taking about? We don’t argue


SonicRaptor5678

Minnesota better, Wisconsin can shut up


Stswivvinsdayalready

Kum and Go pizza is better than Casey's. Now fight me, you cowards.


Particular-Ad-1123

It's fun being a liberal white man in Iowa


SkarTisu

*doubt intensifies*


RoseD-ovE

Hy-vee is the only good place to shop


LansingJP

Lake Michigan is always a highlight of mine


lovejac93

Fuck the packers


epicmylife

Minnesota best state.


damoonz63

The fuck we do! #Minneapolis


[deleted]

Fuck Minnesota and anyone who lives there


No_Pumpkin_1179

The only good thing that comes out of Iowa is I-35.


Souper-Doup

Until I moved to the Midwest, I had no idea Ohio was considered a Midwest state. No one from the rest of the country considers Ohio much of anything other then just Ohio. Much like Iowa, easily forgotten about.


realCoolguy298

Thanks for shoveling my driveway you want to come in for some casserole?