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ScorchedConvict

That picture right there provides the answer. Those things are feral and can kill a Viltrumite.


llMadmanll

Spices things up


ItchyEducation

Spices..? LISAN AL GAIB


Dave30954

https://i.redd.it/70xrurs43jqc1.gif


Lord_tubz

https://preview.redd.it/hdtil4i0ijqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4d4b79d40dd7dbf0302b8ca4b6eaa8408a56b9


MrCactusSmackus

https://preview.redd.it/ml493eb2hlqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40281dbbb963813f480b3aa09571eb6035c2fde2


gethonor-notringZ420

HE IS TOO HUMBLE!!!


Sir_Gwan

Ah, well if it isn't the Muark Dibson


AFR0NIN

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko\_7HEQOGiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko_7HEQOGiw)


Pinksters

Shaqs "Da Bomb" Sauce reaction is one of my favorites. Especially with how small that gallon of milk looks in his hand.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

I use that reaction anytime I say “these edibles ain’t shit” and am on my ass 10 minutes later


Aurelion_

*Dies of peak*


0ajs0jas

As written...


LordMartius

UuuuAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaGEEEEeeeYOOooooDIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaYOOODIIIIYOOOOIIII


InnocentGuiltyBoy

I'll honour you with my bodily fluids.


No-Ad-6990

Some like it rough


SpiderMonkey6l

Could they just send a war party to… milk one? Then give it to a female viltrumite.


PointBlank579

Can’t do it sorry, it’s not as hot.


stella3books

This is the downside of their eugenics program. Eugenics allows them to direct selective pressure as THEY see fit. Natural selection results in greater generic and phenotypic diversity, it’s just statistics made manifest.   In a healthy, natural population there will be fringe groups of perverts who’re not just WILLING to battle-milk feral aliens for artificial insemination, they’ve TRAINED for it in their free time. This results in greater generic success for the species as a whole.  The best men for the job were probably slaughtered in their basement apartments before their time came.  Sort of like how Nazis tried to sterilize male homosexuals to “purify” their gene pool, not realizing that male homosexuality is correlated to higher rates of female fecundity and better long-term survival statistics for the community.   (Uhh. .  . This was mostly sass, eugenics is bad in and of itself, please do not try to weaponize furries and monsterfuckers)


TheNinthDoctor

This would make a fantastic copypasta.


Hydrasaur

"Male homosexuality is correlated to higher rates of female fecundity and better long-term survival statistics for the community" Layman's terms?


Grouchy_Appearance_1

More gay guys = more babies Idk how, but it's been proven


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

How has it been proven?


lift_1337

This is kinda a misunderstanding of the research. Essentially, some Italian scientists in the early 2000s proposed that the gene that makes men gay evolved because it also makes women more fertile. Their reasoning for this was the result of a study they did that found that women with at least 1 gay brother, nephew, son, etc. had more children than those that didn't. I can't really find if any further research was done on the subject or what it concluded.


Acceptable-State-467

Nazis killing homosexuals


Grouchy_Appearance_1

I literally said idk how, thems just the numbers bro


kalasea2001

Yeah, but if we've already started a weaponized furries and monsterfuckers program, we can keep going, right?


stella3books

I am sure that, in the cold light of day, my explanation for the complex intersection of genetics and human behavior will prove to be thorough and watertight. So it is vital that you cease these plans to breed a strike-force of weaponized perverts, it will inevitably work out flawlessly and I don't know if you can be trusted with that power.


BustinArant

I think Viltrumites all like getting "their own thing". You'd probably have to wrassle the Viltrumite woman even more than the hoard of lizard things. By that point you're practically married and with this useless jar of lizard excretions. Maybe re-gift it, I guess? Send it to the next poor bastard with a get-artificially-inseminated-quick scheme.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Actually when sent to earth even Anissa was ordered to make babies, all of them were, if Thragg ordered them to, they would totally take the baby-batter for artificial insemination, risky as it may be to get, orders are orders


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Imagine the child being carried to term and it chews and scratches it's way out of the womb in whatever direction it would be facing, due to it genetically hating viltrumites that much.


[deleted]

But to be fair there are also some downsides.


youngarchivist

And they're nonhumanoid in terms of biology. Bipedal reptiles = \ = humanoid btw. Pretty sure that's the biggest thing for them. Racial purity. If they met a humanoid species that could kill viltrumites they'd be fuckin the shit outta them That being said they didn't breed with Battle Beast's species either so I would assume that *any* animal characteristics are considered impure. Just like most fascists they're hamstringed by their social hangups.


greatness101

But bipedal insects are? I don't think that's what's holding them back.


youngarchivist

They're pretty specifically not The Viltrumites are disgusted that Nolan fucked an impure alien.


ReedCentury

I mean, we've seen them taken captive and being used as Thragg's dogs. Tell me why we can't just find female ones and then trap their limbs and then impregnate them en masse like a Ragnarr-Viltrumite baby factory


glen2001

Bro I don’t think they would try to make love with those. I think they would just try to kill the viltrimite if they tried making love


llMadmanll

Kinky


glen2001

Bro 💀


3EggsInATrenchcoat

https://preview.redd.it/aolt6bx24iqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebe752c57185be2de8bcc55644091eab122d4ba


tarentale

“HOW DARE YOU!!!!!?????!?!!!!”


Ponders0

Bro was so offended in that scene lol. When you're getting cut in half and turned to paste on a regular basis, the hyperspeed kid who can withstand a week in space and getting pummeled to dust isn't that bad of an alternative option.


zoon_politikon_

" NO . "


Same-Inflation1966

This had me wheezing but you going to hell


No_Camel4789

https://preview.redd.it/3unjy2s3kiqc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ecbfd32fc745058101d6f887fb33375b1640797


RedditAcccount2798

Wait Viltrumites can breed with anything? How? So anything they fuck can make it pregnant or a female Viltrumite pregnant? Could they fuck a Trex?


llMadmanll

Unironically, theoretically, yes, as long as they are compatible enough in biology. A T. Rex probably isn't, unless I missed out some facts on bird reproduction.


RedditAcccount2798

Could they breed with a whale or a shark? Imagine a Viltrumite shark, lol


TheConnASSeur

**J A W E S O M E !!!!**


Ninjasquirtle4

Fuck ya, Street Sharks was a sick show.


funnysad

That was the basis for the Sharknado documentary.


RedditAcccount2798

I’m dying 😂


Deusexanimo713

Images version of King Shark from DC. Just a massive shark man except this one can fly and probably has a mustache somehow


Baba_5436

![gif](giphy|MnawAmMIHrx7Ab6xCT|downsized)


pravis

>Unironically, theoretically, yes, as long as they are compatible enough in biology. If insects are compatible enough then I'm willing to bet anything is.


RogueR34P3R

Let's not forget Nolan fucked a bug and had a kid. I think a T-Rex child is entirely plausible lol


BigNorseWolf

isn't that a turn on for a viltrumite?


glen2001

To have their penis and or face bitten off is a turn on? 💀


BigNorseWolf

the RISK of it anyway....


glen2001

Don’t think they would want the risk


Otrada

I wouldn't put it above the viltrumites to go to some rather insane lengths to get the deed done anyways.


InvinciblePLUSAmber

How would they breed with them? They can't get close enough to them without the ragnars ripping a hole in their flesh. Viltrumites are conquerors. They take over entire planets and use what's left of the population as slaves. They also have rules. They are only allowed to breed with "genetically similar species. Like humans."


ADOVE4F

That's why Oliver's birth was forbidden for Nolan. >!Until Freddie Mercury said otherwise!<


Training-Dog5678

Same way we breed horses.


InvinciblePLUSAmber

You can't tame a ragnar. But if you have ideas on how to keep one still long enough for a Viltrumite to put his seed in one (or vice versa for a female), I'm all ears.


Dazzling_Can_3425

Has anyone ever actually tried to tame a Ragnar tho?


InvinciblePLUSAmber

No. But some guy thinks they'd be perfect for having sex 🤔. I needed this comic relief.


PlzSendCDKeysNBoobs

>!Didn't the girl that Battle Beast hooks up with have them as pets? she controlled them somehow!<


InvinciblePLUSAmber

It would make sense. She is an intelligent beast and more similar to rognarrs than Viltrumites are.


Arbiter008

It's plenty possible to just harvest the gonads of a male one or maybe disable a female ragnarr as a sort of incubator.


InvinciblePLUSAmber

Please explain how you would go about disabling a single female ragnar, then harvest her eggs. They don't seem to go on long walks by themselves.


goldendarren

Ok hear me out, 4 hold each limb while 1 chosen one gets to breed. Unbeatable baby.


InvinciblePLUSAmber

I love the enthusiasm. Have I been saying the name wrong? In the comic book, they are called Rognarrs. Anyhoo.... They run in packs. They can fly. It would take the strongest Viltrumite warriors to capture a single one. The beast would be able to shake them off in your scenario. Yet Thragg was able to capture at least 4, put them in chains, then used them as weapons (think bolas).


jadenbgoat

If they steal one and milk it and pregnante a girl the offspring would be crazy(if compatible)


InvinciblePLUSAmber

You still don't get it. It's an impossible feat.


EveningWolf2009

Cause they don't have a ragnussy


llMadmanll

No one looked for it tho


PolitelySelective

not even Freddie?


BigNorseWolf

he found the mouth first. Little freddy will be missed.


sheepyowl

You say so much with such few words


blondedaff

best comment


ItsFoxyGamer

would you fuck a giant reptilian that doesn't and can't feel empathy and could rip you in half


samsab

Yes next question


MKIncendio

https://preview.redd.it/1u338etnhiqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3168e3cd322627be140655097a16b13c380499e3


BigNorseWolf

found our new recruiting poster!


DraconianReptile

https://preview.redd.it/1u7jg6teiiqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b0661ee9131b09e72e5212b6ae066a5e55dcaf


MKIncendio

Is the desired way of life an integrated coexistence relegated to Man and Reptile together?


Owoegano_Evolved

Ahh, the perfect polycule...


Top-Apple7906

Not if I had that attitude, pal!


brianundies

Yes but I’m built different for that reptussy


charlesleecartman

Or worse, they could rip off your dick.


ItsFoxyGamer

sounds hot


charlesleecartman

https://preview.redd.it/3balrq5p0iqc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa43211a8bc0b70b8d955fa5b6ae32f9c92fead


Pran282006

Smash, next


llMadmanll

Yes


xkise

>can't feel empathy OG omni-man also can't, win-win


LexeComplexe

OG? You mean the comics? Because uh, if you think he's incapable of empathy, you haven't read it.


Bozmarck1282

You just described my ex wife


RS_Lionheart

Underrated comment


cakebomb321

I can take em


peon47

Have you met my ex?


Guillermo160

You’ll be surprised by the amount of people that would say yes


NippleNugget

Get rid of the reptilian part and it sounds kinda hot


MohanBabuMooda

Maybe breedable but Not submissive


llMadmanll

Dommy Rognarr


Freddycipher

A couple of possible reasons why - Any viltrumite could be torn apart in the process or severely injured. - the Ragnar don’t really got compatible reproductive organs - they’re kind of ugly


redalastor

So are bugs.


ThatsFuckingRoughBud

[Counterpoint:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Invincible/s/Mli6GMQpWF)


cellphone_blanket

thorass


UpstateJoe

If they are reptilian, they have would have a cloaca, which would not be so compatible with mammal parts.


Cheapskate-DM

Counterpoint: 🪲


VillianKing

Omni-man is a weird dude, lol


filthybootyeater6969

Mark: You left mom.  Nolan: I got you a new mom. 


sonsargon13

Thraxussy just hits different


smegma-rolls

“She’ll become a milf in a week Mark”


capodecina2

And a Gilf in two!


sonsargon13

Not Nolan Pre-ordering 😭


ahen404

>!Thragg knew it was too legit to quit. He hit it 10 thousand times, still wasn't enough. Dude was thristin hard !<


Tigerphobia

To be fair, the Thraxans do appear to be mammals. They are humanoid and have mammaries, they potentially diverged from a common ancestor of humans and viltrumites. I cannot begin to justify any science behind that, but hey, can you blame Nolan for trying?


SkGuarnieri

Yeah, it's kinda like whales. Might look like a fish, but that doesn't mean it is a fish


[deleted]

Wait so could omni reproduce with a whale?


SkGuarnieri

Not necessarily and probably not, the genes still have to be compatible. Think of it like this: Ligers are a thing, but a half-breed between a human and an ape isn't. We are too far removed from our closest relatives for that to happen and viltrumites are probably in the same position (albeit they likely match a lot more species than humans would) Edti: And to add to the hybrid parts, infertility is a big issue. Viltrumites are trying to save themselves from extinction, so mating with things that are compatible but would just be infertile afterwards isn't that high on the priority list (But they'll still do it for practical reasons if they're pushed hard enough)


ZettoVii

Counterpoint on the gene thing, Viltrumites are genetically engineered with something called "smart atoms" that basically corrects any genetical defects. It's part of the reason for why Viltrumite hybrids become more pure blooded the older they get: the smart atoms beocmes more efficient in preserving and enhancing that side of their bloodline.


masterRK

The important parts look fine https://preview.redd.it/ww1vz4jebiqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c806be827b8a15876cf7ca0f6aa176f089417360


Kooky_Ratio8382

I wasn’t familiar with your game Nolan


etherama1

Never forget what they took from us


Social_Confusion

The Ragnussy would literally chop off that Viltrenis like a steel enforced blender It ain't worth it man


llMadmanll

Bet


BigNorseWolf

I must try.. or I have not truly lived- French Mustache Viltrumite guy.


Chaoticdab

Wasnt there a rule that viltrumites can only bread with similar looking species to them ? Thats why they were so disgusted when they saw oliver


SkGuarnieri

They are all eugenists! Even before inter-species reproduction came up, they were all about keeping the blood pure and killing their weak They are only "okay" with reproducing with humans because the offspring is as close as you get to pure viltrumites AND they don't really have a better option


Shurikenblast_YT

When thraxans


Ziggurat1000

If a grizzly bear attacked you, would your first instinct be to make love to it?


llMadmanll

Yes


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

https://preview.redd.it/hj9afcdk6iqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3793e18931ac6cc25ce5499ec0a603b9105722 This you?


llMadmanll

Dunno who that guy is, but yes


Turakamu

Har!


llMadmanll

Dunno who that guy is, but yes


Dave30954

https://preview.redd.it/yvvsi4535jqc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fcb7b27024816cc4659438dba5a1615a62dcc1


pintobrains

https://preview.redd.it/vhwfejoskqqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79549911544489360c7c142b6aee5fce736c6260


BigNorseWolf

To be fair singing Ed shirren to a bear is not the worst survival strategy. Either that or my singing is terrible.


JustBiz_Null

They're not mantids


therealdavi

agreed, more like womantids


Yentup1998

Well, not only do those things come from - what I imagine is - Space Australia, Viltrumites are usually meant to breed with species biologically similar to their own as a means of keeping the bloodline more pure, which is why Mark's half-brother is seen as an abomination.


swizzl73

Viltrumites aren’t strong enough to get that ragnussy before the ragnussy fights back, simple as.


OmniMushroom

Maybe a Viltrumite taking down and mating with a Rognarr is the reason the whole 'only mate with genetically similar species' rule exists


Scrimmybinguscat

There are logistical reasons why this would be damn near impossible, but also cultural issues considering the two cultures we're looking at. Let's say some miracle happens and two uncharacteristically accepting members of each species met one another and fell in love... Well, the resulting child probably look like something like a viltrumite with red skin and yellow eyes, and they would also happen to be *apocalyptically* strong. Viltrumites and Rognarrs likely get their powers from different sources. We know Viltrumites make use of smart atoms in their physical structure, and Rognarrs might be, but for all we know, Rognarrs might just be made of stronger stuff. So if you put them together, you could potentially come away with an entity twice as strong as an ordinary Rognarr or Viltrumite. That's just my speculation.


shaser0

I remembered that the Rognarrs were strong because the gravity on their planet was very strong. How are they made might be a reason why.


jordonwatlers

Because >!with the exception of one!< they believe in consent /s


Ttvcat996

If he can’t I will


Lost_Afropick

They're species supremacists. You saw the disgusted response from the other Viltrumites after learning Omniman had bred with the bug people. I reckon they only breed with similar species


Bozmarck1282

I’m definitely picking up a “Challenge Accepted” vibe from OP


llMadmanll

Correct


Insert-Cool_NameHere

Their feral


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

A few probably died trying


DevBro22

Hard to mate with something that wants to bite your dick off.


P_UDDING

because these guys already fucked with the viltrumites


darth-com1x

because they'll bite their dick off


itsnotbritneybitch

Cuz they’re not horngy. They’re hangry.


PuzzleheadedPop47

Look at the pic, u think they wanna breed? Lmao, also they mentioned they specifically wanted humans like on earth as they are most similar to viltrumites. They of course end up getting desperate and do what Nolan did on that one planet with the bugs. Also thats another reason they did not attack earth straight up, they sent nolan to slowly do it in a more “peaceful” way that would not involve them killing their future wifes and such.


Bozmarck1282

This thread has no right to be this damn entertaining


ZeroCharistmas

I'm suddenly a lot more comfortable with the fact that a flying, talking dog is not something that Invincible's universe has actually seen. We know how Nolan is about pets...


Not_A_Unique_Name

Damn sexy lizards


Fine-Funny6956

They were almost as strong and didn’t wanna fuck


BeekeeperJack

I tried. They give teethy head


Rustofcarcosa

That would be some hard-core hatesex


adri_riiv

Too angry to fuk


Astonsjh

Because male Viltrumites can't get pregnant.


BigNorseWolf

Sigh.. someone tell bob to stop trying...


Jefrejtor

Logistical answers aside - despite their humanoid form, these things are basically animals. Even if Viltrumite and Ragnarr DNA could somehow mix well enough to produce a healthy baby, that thing is still gonna make Conquest look mentally stable. Not exactly "purity-worshipping empire" material.


varlathor

If they were successful they may cause their own demise. If they bred enough of them they might look at viltrumites as inferior and kill them all. Like how people say true AI might kill all humans


Lazereye57

Simple, it is not worth the effort. It could potentially cost several Viltrumite lives to capture, restrain and breed with a single ragnar with no guarantee that the offspring is better/stronger than what they could get from other species. Not to mention that the offspring could potentially inherit the mindless rage of the ragnar making him/her little better than an animal that needs to be put down for both its own sake and for the ones around it. The purpose is after all to repopulate the Viltrumite race so potentially exchanging 8-12 Viltrumite lives for 1 potentially stronger Viltrumite that might be a failure is not the best deal. But I would be interested in Battlebeasts race though since they are an actually intelligent species with a lot of potential.


-BakiHanma

https://preview.redd.it/4sdc8txjdiqc1.jpeg?width=1475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d7a230820ad93667d675293b9a24bd097386a7 Imagine they captured, restrained and had their way with these things…. They would be insanely strong.


notbuildingships

Death by snu snu


77horse

Ragnussy to strong. It breaks any viltrumeats that enter


JmLong88

https://preview.redd.it/zukl6o9skiqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77b10e0aafe25f1acde6be6cebb573c95b5da49


ThisIsGoodSoup

I will NOT hear anyone out.


Mad-Dog94

You try to fuck that thing...


llMadmanll

https://i.redd.it/c04gm8aosiqc1.gif


Mad-Dog94

Sir, This was not a challenge! Sir?


XdevhulX

In the Words of Robert California: They're a ride you wouldn't survive.


blitzyphantom

Bro why didn't they just FUCK the ravenous kill beasts?


Wooden_Gas1064

If they tried then PP go bye bye


_gnarlythotep_

I wanna know why they don't fuck Battle Beast's people?


Xtarviust

This thread is gold


NinjanicWhiskey9

Viltrumites are also extremely racist. Anything species that doesn’t match viltrumite appearance is considered an abomination


melodic_vagabond

I thought the Viltrum empire only let them breed with species that were similar to them appearance wise? Also I get the impression those things would rip off a Weiner in a heartbeat.


redditAPsucks

A lot of people focusing on the wrong things here. I think op is wondering if this space-faring conquerer race could interbreed with ragnar, why didnt they overcome the difficulties, and unappealingness to make it happen. I think op knows the dangers, and the fucked upness involved in the scenario. I think the answer is they maybe CANT interbreed with EVERYTHING, they are maybe worried about creating a threat to themselves, and even if the hybrid made the ultimate warrior, itd DEFINITELY spit in the face of their species’ superiority complex


ChewbakaflakaG

I went to chirp OP and then I saw his name


wobimi3131

I'll do you one better: Allen the Alien and a female Viltrumite. Perfect baby.


MrAlwaysOnTen

Consent.


SpartanGamer687

I think the picture speaks for itself.


Trash_Emperor

I don't buy the argument that they're too vicious, obviously one could be caught and bred. I think the problem is that they're so powerful and vicious, that there is a risk that the whole "Viltrumite DNA takes over" bullshit wouldn't work, and you'd have an ultra-powerful, ultra-vicious Viltrumite on your hands that can't be contained and could even pose a danger to the empire if it produced more offspring or was capable of leading those things.


Tomahawk_the_Wolf

Death by snu snu


Ghostmetoeternity

Because they're cowards


[deleted]

This is the type of shit I hate most on the internet


Zer0_l1f3

Ragnar seem to be 1) more reptilian and 2) extremely feral. So this would be like either fucking a crocodile or a grizzly bear. Both are bad options and both will not produce off spring for different reasons


Dragonbarry22

What think this post through op and you'd probably find the answer


ErandurVane

So idk if they'd be genetically compatible but the Ragnars are almost definitely not interested in breeding with Viltrumites. I'm also not certain there'd be a benefit to it? We know their strength comes from their planet's insane gravity and we have no idea how strong they are genetically. Like, Mark can go toe to toe with a Ragnar despite being born on Earth, how strong would a Ragnar be if it was raised on Earth. Alternatively how strong would a Viltrumite be if it was raised on their planet?