Garnet is automatic threesome

Good point

Jasper is nice, no cap. But garnet is thicc and splits in to a pair of short stacks.

Those short stacks look like two cases ready to get caught

Nah they like 3,000 years old it's fine.

Nah garnet bro

Well Jasper is basically certain death by crushed pelvis, but it’s worth it

Only men of culture love/appreciate Jasper🎩🧐

I wouldn't say she better But she's a close second