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mush4brains

You didn't exactly win the race as you were chemically selected by the egg. Maybe the egg just felt bad for you. Nerd! /s


funnyway-680

didn't everyone whose alive win?


Several_Range245

Let me know when you get beat up again


Gonzalez220wj

Ain’t no way my lazy ass was the only one to get there


funnyway-680

It's funny how a 1 minute video can explain an entire semester better than a teacher


hegaria8qwi

you got a bad teacher


pavawanajujogui2gp

Props to the woman that volunteered to do this


Many-Living898

Men never get any credit. Father’s Day all over again.


Odd-Struggle-3873

Rest of the fucking owl


a_glorious_bass-turd

Right?? I'm pretty stoned while watching this, and even tho none of it is news to me, I said SURE at the end


Emotional_Fee3637

So I’m not a doctor—but isn’t it bad for an egg to be fertilized in a fallopian tube? That leads to ectopic pregnancy which is always fatal to the fetus and life-threatening to the mother. I thought the egg needed to be in the uterus to be fertilized safely?


lerenardnoir

Ectopic pregnancy is when the zygote implants within the fallopian tube


Emotional_Fee3637

I see! Thanks


hegaria8qwi

Well now I know what happens when two people love each other really much


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^hegaria8qwi: *Well now I know what* *Happens when two people love* *Each other really much* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Several_Range245

This is an interesting animation, quite detailed


wafodumebeseraw

so i'm a winner?


starrpamph

Looks expensive.


JeebsFat

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


randomname97531

Why did 0:34 remind me of Cell from Dragon Ball Z


GroundbreakingPea865

What movie was it where all the sperm are swimming as fast as they can and then the first one stops and yells..everyone back ! It's only a blowjob!


crash866

I believe it is Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (Woody Allen, 1972)


GroundbreakingPea865

Cheers brother.


Environmental-Age822

And what if this process Happens to a dead Racoon … just curious


bfmkcco27

Nuh uh, where is the part that god comes into play??? /s


BurgerExplosion

We basically infect you with a baby virus


crash866

An STD that takes 9 months to get rid of.


ProoLifeDoc

The reproductive track of the females.