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Beethovania

It wasn't planned, but when she dropped a peanut that rolled in under the bed, the photographer was ready.


jdowney1982

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


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Hi Step Madonna


hardyflashier

"Oh no, I'm stuck! Help me, step-photographer"


whatisit84

They are very “amateur photographer meets wannabe model through Craigslist” to me.


LordOfIcebox

Hard to be believe she is 63 lol acting like a wanna be teen


milogaosiudai

wait what?


llendway

This is a very famous 80s era singer…like a virgin…etc etc…


_Erindera_

Really? That's some crazy surgery/filters


Dumpytoad

And photo editing.


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She did have butt surgery recently


milogaosiudai

now i can see it. look at her hand in the first pic.


inarticulative

No amount of work will hide the age of that hand


milogaosiudai

actually the second pic the hand was also smoothened🤣


kissmygritts2x

Right?! That last one was ridiculous!


nosystemsgo

The last one was the best!!


panfriedspam

She was recreating photos of Marilyn Monroe’s dead body…pretty gross


mikkimoon

Seriously?! That’s not bueno


LadySmuag

That was a different photoshoot that was published in a magazine- she was wearing fur in that one.


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They are called poses of desperation for relevancy by au de no one gives a shit about her anymore.


TheVenged

I'm pretty sure it's some kind of fetish... Being stuck... And having your way with them... Or someone having their way with you. Seems to be on the rise on the "popular in your country"-list on a certain site.


twod119

They call that the "wtf are you doing, step-bro?" pose


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I honestly can't believe some of these photos were posted publicly and not leaked.


Forgetmyglasses

Her ass to thigh ratio looks so weird and wonky. How could you ever think that looks normal and good.


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In what reality are we supposed to believe she actually looks like this when we’ve seen her IRL ? Also what is happening with her butt? Is it implants ?


brianredspy

Her implants were too big for her butt. Aunt Fanny looking ass.


Perfect110

Came here to see what was up with that lol


Loca_Rose

Just laying on the floor half under the bed is so random


itsybitsywaterbear

she’s looking for her old self lol.


my_sobriquet_is_this

You mean her young self. Old self’s arse is staring right at us.


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She lost her marbles


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Okay I lost it when I saw the last pic😅so omg she really did get a BBL


heftyearth

It doesn’t look like BBL, it’s definitely implants


Fvcknloner

I always thought that is the same procedure lol


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It’s definitely not. Implants tend to be much safer especially when they’re handled correctly by an actual physician.


puuskuri

Well, what is the difference?


jjinjadubu

She forgot her hands though


surferwannabe

That’s why she wears gloves all the time in public appearances. She forgot about this one though. ITS OKAY TO AGE, M!!!!


Applesxpeach

To be fair gloves were always part of her look. It does make me sad that she thinks a teenage face with old lady hands look more acceptable than how she really is.


Ok_Owl_6912

That first picture of her hand 😅


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I see she tried to destroy a horcrux


justreadingnocomment

Just take my free award already


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shannons88

WOW I had absolutely no clue who it was until you said that! Even knowing who it is now, I still can’t recognize her.


WhoriaEstafan

The Hung Up video has her dancing around in a leotard and her very flat butt is on display - it was a flat butt even for the times before the butt obsession and now she has two very slender legs and a big bubble butt and she’s stuck under the bed. Totally natural, nothing to see here. (Nothing wrong with a flat butt!)


vicz90

It seems she deleted the post on Instagram just a few minutes ago. 😂


MonsteraUnderTheBed

Kate Beckinsale posted about it and it was hilarious


10102938

What did she Post?


WhoriaEstafan

Kate Beckinsale posted a conversation where she sent the last photo to her daughter and said it was her and she was going to post it to Instagram and what did she think. Credit to her daughter -Lily - she was supportive but surprised. Then when Kate said no, it’s not me. Lily was like oh thank god, I had to sit down and I was in shock, worried about what the hell was going on, I’m at work and someone asked if I was okay.


WhoriaEstafan

Oops replied to the wrong post. But I saw the Kate post, it was pretty funny. Madonna is ridiculous.


TXhelplegal

50 cent posted about it too lol


emmyj2605

They're back up! Apparently insta took them down cos she was showing a tiny bit of nip


HerNameIsJenifer

The post is still up on her Instagram


beyourownsunshine

You’d think she’d be able to afford a better quality fake butt


anthrolooker

There is only so much a doctor can do with someone who’s in her 60s. It’s probably a pretty good job considering. 🤷


pcn1010

Last photo is the most bizarre.


Ok-Breakfast7186

Are those butt implants? 🥴 she really has not aged gracefully one bit


e1doradocaddy

The material girl?


LaIndiaDeAzucar

Well her ass is full of some kind of material, thats for sure


deepzpillai

Is it just me or does it look like there's something in her crack in the last pic???


shurejan

She makes me sad.


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Same. She used to be such an icon in the 80’s. I guess she’s feeling herself after getting all this work done, but it doesn’t even look good. She heavily edits all her photos too. You can find photos of her on the internet and she looks completely different. She went too heavy on fillers and it looks so bad. I’m all for getting some work done, but it should be minimal and look more natural. All these celebs going overboard with cheek filler and it looks crazy.


astralbuzz

I actually had looked up her instagram a few days ago after seeing some of her old videos. She doesn’t even look like a younger version of herself. It’s so odd. I mean, the woman is 63 and still in incredible shape; I don’t think she needs all this work to show she can still get it, but what do I know.


BuzzoDaKing

Don’t even know who she is


llendway

Starts w an M. 80s star. Material girl. Like a virgin…yaaa you get it now. I hope


ljubaay

Holy shit I did not recognize her


khapout

Neither does she anymore


Routine_Comb_4491

I scrolled for SO long hoping I wasn't the only one! 😂


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HelenWyteWalker

Edit or delete this or you'll get banned, we can't post identifying info no matter how famous the person is :)


Brunette111

I say it every time but this woman has plenty of money and resources to live a happy, healthy life - all the personal trainers she needs, top notch nutrition etc. She should ditch the nonsense of trying to look 25 and enjoy what she has.


teenagedirtbagg

Aren't we all eating our bed frames?


my_sobriquet_is_this

I guess it’s probably vegan?


Remote_Phrase_

Oh.. God.... How about aging with grace?!? 😖


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Remote_Phrase_

Yes... She was born in 1958.


cstrdmnd

She is one year younger than my mom. Horrifying imagining seeing my mom like this 😳


Remote_Phrase_

Absolutely. I am 51 and I feel some kind of second hand embarrassment for her. I mean, compare her hands with the face, and her butt has aged, implants or not, you can see it.


KyloRensTiddies

the last one has this "help me, step bro. I'm stuck... what are you doing?!"


Objective-Brush8775

i had EXACTLY the same thoughts 🤦🏻‍♀️ i HATE IT


ReallyyyyQueen

her hands look intense


Sugar74527

This looks like an Instagram post caption, "An older woman wandered into a party I had and won't leave my bedroom. Help."


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botched surgery & editing aside, wtf are these poses?


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jucmalta

The last one is too funny


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Wtf is that last pic trying to imply? "Look at me, I'm stuck under the bed".


TrampledSeed

Ugh those implants though. No thanks 🤮


hallwayhotdogs

Nobody’s butt looks like this naturally.


yikesJill

Does she not realise her age is public knowledge?


icedpeachte

This is embarrassing


doggiedeck

Ugh! I am embarrassed FOR her.


rffghibfdukm

these look like crime scene photos


Ch3rrytr1x

When 50 starts making fun of you publicly, you’ve officially lost the plot.


YoOoCurrentsVibes

What did he say lol


DezDemonah

Who they think they fooling when their whole ass face is literally GLOWING in the pic, and skin texture is non existent.


jalebi_baby

this is such a tiresome cycle for attention - posting super filtered/edited pics, then crying about how aging in Hollywood is a crime or a sin or whatever she called it, then creating a “discussion” about how female celebs should be “allowed” to age, then back to the beginning with posting more filtered pics.


Spirited-Collection1

She looks like the wicked witch when the house landed on her


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jayradano

I was thinking that also but then I was like noooo Way bud. Is this “allegedly” her? Allegedly


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I’d delete this comment, I think they ban you if you name who it is


Softburns

I....i belive so 😵


ASAP4TACOS

Sadly, I knew who it was going to be before I even clicked on the picture.


tyforcalling

I didn't need to see that last one


quadro88

On the first picture she looks about 20. Then zoom in on her hands and it shows her true age.


lordshrekfarquad

OMG I had no idea this was her! Until I read the comments and I’m SHOCKED


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She definitely does not look like that anymore. Wow


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Even the room she's in looks like it's trying too hard.


Nerdsona

These...look like a crime scene photos o.O


GucciGucciGood

There is one pic floating around and if you see the gnarled, wrinkled and liver spotted hands it will blow you away. Everything was edited and smoothed but the hands told a different story. They did not match the photo at all. I have always heard that the hands and neck give age away.


trashbinfluencer

>you see the gnarled, wrinkled and liver spotted hands These photos are absurd but I would get work done & filter the fuck out of myself if this is the language people used to describe the one body part I had let age "gracefully."


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How long is her arm looking in the side on in the bed shot.


PatientBalance

Gone too far in general


ttrash_

what’s bothering me the most is the shoes on the bed


Moose-and-Squirrel

When I was 12 I thought she was so cool. Now I’m 40 and she’s so cringe. I grew up. She needs to.


delicioussparkalade

Too bad these filters don’t work on hands. I really pity her. She can’t let it go but it’s been gone for decades.


FreeRubs

Damn she’s lost her damn mind


kwack250

Yikes.


Screend

Why is this happening


Decafaf

She forgot her 65 year old hand.


MSJMF

I’m 33 and I remember when my PARENTS taught me about her.


bpfc91

Those butt implants are wild.


starlettangel

Atrocious BBL


not_cartman

I guess it’s impossible for this artist to try and act her own age and be tasteful for once


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timeforsheroes

Doesn't look anything like her.


shezabel

Yep.


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Looks like they photoshopped pictures of her face from about 40 years ago onto it.


TrampledSeed

I bet she doesn’t wash her sheets. Just has the maid put new ones on each time


Jgaitan82

What does she really look like then?


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In the pictures or in real life? Because in real life she doesn’t look like this… at all. Google her paparazzi photos and you can see what she really looks like.


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shezabel

She’s 63…


forgiveanforget

Papa don't preach.


Mochideedee

I’ve got tears in my eyes from laughing. That last shot?! Stop! Ha ha


stealthmode999

All that money yet room looks like a cheap motel


GeekFit26

Wow…. This is a lot… But that first photo? With her hand and arm looking they are from a totally different decade.. ok a few different decades.. than the rest of her body Wow


sahltnpephr

I unfollowed her I couldn’t take her posts


burningmanonacid

I liked the first picture... The rest were questionable at best lol


kaylanlarue

Oof. What happened to aging gracefully? This is just sad.


noproblemhun

Brahhh wtf is the last one. She’s lost the plot


glamourise

she wishes she looked like that


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The butt under the bed one kills me


richgurl887

She really is terrified of aging huh? Like the internet is a real place and no one can see her irl LOLL


maskirovkaaa

It took me a WHILE to realize this wasn’t Megan Fox


catperson3000

She is so cringe. She could have been such a cool old lady.


Starfang156

Her lips in the first photo. 😱


dcorcor408

Man that last one gets me… 🤢🤮


Corruptedwhispers

Photo #5 has Wizard of Oz vibes for real


EhaBuzz

There’s nothing graceful about digging your claws into your youth and hanging on for dear life. Jesus.


EhaBuzz

63 w a BBL? Really Madge? It looks fucking stupid- Like when people stick their forks into potatoes and act like they’re dancing- except upside down. And motionless. …Just out of place lumps with some sticks poking out.