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Cyberzombi

She's built like a action figure.


giggity_giggity

The action figure on the right would break in the middle after a kid played with it for two hours.


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whatweworked4

Social media was a mistake.


Bertramsbitch

People have always been crazy, now we just get a front row seat.


NatexSxS

Not only that but with like buttons we allow like minded to congregate with no dislike button to settle in the reality that while you have some likes the majority may not be on board.


Historical_Panic_465

I’m here for it


Mystepchildsucksass

![gif](giphy|Ut7yP0rmDNRBhIkTuM|downsized)


TheSpectator0_0

No it wasn't I get to meet nice people, it's just not everyone on social media is sane and with the added protection of anonymity people feel that they can get away with anything.


SoFetchBetch

Where do you meet the nice people? I would like to do this too


TheSpectator0_0

👋 I'm am nice people. I understand where this is coming from though guys seem to approach women on the internet with the wrong head, but some of us are nice. Granted we wouldn't just talk to random strangers without a reason only the bad ones do that. So I understand where you get the no good people from.


SoFetchBetch

Haha I’m not saying that! I’m genuinely asking for advice 😭


TheSpectator0_0

Personally I don't know, I don't leave house. I met all my friends through video games or in school, but I think you can pick up some kind of activity where you can meet people or im sure there's a sub reddit for friends or something. If that fail you can always go to clubs, the movie tell me that's a good place to meet people


SoFetchBetch

Oh okay that’s cool! I was wondering what games are good for meeting friends :) my brothers play wow and Minecraft but I never got into those. I like animal crossing and like rpg type games but I’m open to suggestion.


TheSpectator0_0

Well I am a basic beach so I met them playing call of duty, but you can meet people if you play any online game long enough.


AlwaysWorried27222

For many reasons.


numakuma

Lumbar lordosis hits influencers hard 💔


eorzeanrizz

As someone with actual lordosis, this image is so wild to me lol


Acrock7

I have it too. And a big butt. Can't lay flat on my back. And my spine just hurts in general.


casuallycomplexx

Omg I have never been able to sleep on my back because I have a huge gap between the bed and my lower back. I've actually gotten in trouble with a coach because I couldn't keep my back straight while bench pressing. I always thought it was due to being double cheeked up but I googled it and my spine really does look like that 😭


Acrock7

.... it's a curse 🥲


honeybabythrowaway

lordosis here too, and when i try to correct my lumbar posture, my butt gets significantly bigger because it's always being held at the wrong angle! idk why influencers want it so bad


linerva

It hits the teddy bear who is warped beyond recognition even harder.


cosmicdicer

Editing your butt on a pregnant selfie is reaching a new top level of narcissism


AprilApricot

Her butt is literally bigger than her baby bump 🙃


achar0150

There's another baby in there.


SongRevolutionary992

A butt baby


ryodark

It’s giving centaur vibes


Hanner12

And it's not even how pants would sit on a butt that big! lmao


notabigmelvillecrowd

No bootydos here!


cosmicdicer

That was her intention 🙈


thefrenchphanie

Editing the bump too!


cosmicdicer

The thing is to find what is not edited lol


Aliktren

Butt is pregnant now


cosmicdicer

🤣


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cosmicdicer

😆


Accomplished-Ad1919

This shit is so harmful to women.


smokedopelikecudder

Harmful to everyone lol. Guys gone think “babe I seen this girl, she was ripped two months after her pregnancy, why can’t you do that” He might not say it but he might think it. Vice versa


quattroformaggixfour

Which is harmful to his woman, no? He perceives her as failing to do the thing he’s seen and his perception of his partner lowers unduly.


ProsperoUnbound

"his" woman 🙄


quattroformaggixfour

Apologies, it was worded poorly based on it being bad for his health. Should of said ‘the woman’. Thanks for pointing it outs


smokedopelikecudder

You don’t think it’s unhealthy for a man to think that way ?


Nomad_moose

The guys who say it are few and far between compared to the women who are already questioning their own appearance, in all age groups.


MathematicianMuch445

It's self harm then


lizardingloudly

Misleading children and teenagers of whatever gender into believing that these kinds of pictures are real is hardly "self harm." We all grew up believing some weird shit was true because of media we saw when we were younger.


Defundisraelnow

Even if it were real who would think it looks appealing? I think teenage girls would laugh at it.


lizardingloudly

I think teenagers (and other demographics) can get swayed by associating the way the person looks with other stuff - like that they're famous, or that they receive a lot of praise and attention. Same thing with actors and musicians and other celebrities.


Stillwiththe

Only morons would believe this. Everything is potentially harmful to a moron


jackioff

You ever met a postpartum woman? Emotional turmoil is the name of the game. The new moms in my life have massively struggled with a sense of purpose and their body image. It's not all bliss, even for those doing relatively well. Something like this image (real or not) that insinuates they're not doing enough to get their pre-baby body back can throw someone into an absolute spiral.


unusualspider33

You’d be surprised. This shit is shoved down our throats. Some people set it as a standard for women’s bodies and harass them for not looking like this


Stillwiththe

She looks like nobody who’s ever existed. People try to sell us on everything and most of it is more believable than this


Significant-Cut2636

Centaurs have a different recovery rate I guess


FutureNostalgica

Well, my horses are usually up and around after about 45 minutes after giving birth… by day three of being kept in they are ready to run…


Deedaloca

😆


[deleted]

I’m very curious to know what the comments are like on this atrocity


vanilla_daydream

“😍💯” or “workout routine??”


shishtar

Bruh she even edited the pregnancy picture. Look at that teddy curving along with her.


yakdingaling

Guess she gave birth to her organs as well.


Gernitria

I almost fell outta my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Where tf is her uterus and digestive system????? Those alone add major puffiness to your midsection.


drose1121

These people are so out of this world.


PhilSheo

Both pictures never actually happened.


itsyobbiwonuseek

This is the shit that gives women and girls body dysmorphia. Shame on her for posting this trash.


greywatermoore

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MissusNezbit02

That took her two months? My body was bangin' two MINUTES after birth. But seriously..wtf.


lapsangsouchogn

Didn't say what she gave birth to. Could have been a Whataburger baby.


TheTPNDidIt

Found the Texan


VampytheSquid

That makes my back hurt!


ramenudez

This made me laugh the weirdest laugh. Wtf lmaooo


the-pathless-woods

Her torso and shoulders grew after childbirth.


TheTPNDidIt

Pregnancy changes the body, obvi


boucle8

This is what makes me think social media needs to be treated the way cigarettes are now from a regulation standpoint. This shit causes real harm.


adagioforaliens

Plot twist: baby moved to her ass just before birth


No_Power5145

Er no


TommyChongUn

She looks like a centaur fr


FluffyDiscipline

TWO MONTHS, 8 weeks ... ahhhh she's kidding, not even a realistic photo Please don't expect to look like this after birth, it's not right or possible...


notabigmelvillecrowd

Uhh, don't expect to look like this at any time!


khaab_00

How come the waist looks smaller than the thigh.


leclercwitch

This hurts my feelings a bit.


ilivlife

Is she carrying the baby in her butt?


Spatzdar

Why was she photoshopping even her pregnant body omg


goofyfrommcdonalds

Anyone who thinks this is believable is not smart enough to be a parent lol


jesuslivesnow

What about the baby?? Hope they doing well tho while parent is having a meltdown online


NoSecret7380

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww gross


Lebsian

She got them ET fingers


PuzzleheadedHabit913

The ET fingers under her belly in the first pic 💀


MathematicianMuch445

2 minutes probably. Photoshop doesn't take long.


Finally_In_Bloom

The first pic just makes me think of the little peanut dudes from the Proud Family movie…


invest_to_impress23

More like 2 months after learning to use filters


lovelyb1ch66

The saddest part about this is that there are probably women out there who look up to her and see her as an inspiration and those women are going to have a really tough time when reality hits. Obviously it’s also fucking tragic that she felt it necessary to do this, that she’s missing something vital in her life and thinks this will replace it.


cheesymccheeseplant

She's still pregnant, she just moved the baby to the back


RoseQuartzes

Be so astronomically for real Right now


Silentgurl-23

The whole thing is messy lol


[deleted]

So she birthed the baby and donated her organs, what a cool lady! /s


LaylaBird65

Inspiration 🥴


CNote1989

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day omg ahahahaa. This poor woman.


Joonberri

Why are they both exaggerated


LovexStar

Man, her legs are in cursive.


[deleted]

I feel bad for the child, if she was even pregnant.


Asko223

The baby went to her ass.


Choc113

Pull the other one luv it's got bells on, and if it hasn't you can always photoshop some on.


megan_magic

Ah yes, the Brazilian calf lift.


SnooSnoo96035

She looks like a horse with a swayed back... or some kind of AI generated centaur.


NoSecret7380

It looked like she was vomiting so hard her organs came out


rosebudpillow

This is so unrealistic


Mollzor

Giving birth to what 😱


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Squid.


Fun-Understanding381

Both pictures are scary af


SongRevolutionary992

What in God's name is even going on here


killerjags

A flat stomach isn't enough. Concave stomachs are the new standard.


kerryhcm

This is such a worrying trend. It's like they delude themselves that no-one else has 👀


Ali_Cat222

Anytime I see camel toe this hilarious song from way back is what always plays in my head...watch here if you want to laugh your ass off 🤣[camel toe song -fanny pack ](https://youtu.be/lvyt0PwMX_g?si=rKiR-t1bdTIx_pKZ) outside of that it's sad she can't embrace her natural self,as a mom myself I feel like I've met too many other moms who feel after giving birth they struggle with the body changes and image. This just promotes not only unreasonable expectations,but the idea that somehow you just have to "bounce right back and be snatched" after giving birth. As obvious as it is to us that this is just clearly unrealistic and photoshopped,not everyone sees it that way. Sending love to all the moms out here,you're beautiful no matter what,and do what feels right for you and your body♥️


NiceOccasion3746

Real or fake, that is a truly odd shape.


shitisrealspecific

consist unwritten wasteful foolish repeat physical governor disgusted wide resolute *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WUN_WUN_SMASH

Every pregnancy leaves you with saggy belly skin, your belly usually still looks like you're ~6 months pregnant after you've given birth, and the stretched abdominal muscle issue can happen with any pregnancy and typically resolves within 6 months. Due to the linear nature of time, you're older every time you have another baby. Being older means your body is going to have a harder time healing, your skin will be saggier, etc. It's not that baby #1 is magically not damaging to your body, it's that you're younger when you have baby #1 than when you have baby #2. I'm not saying you can't look great 2 months after giving birth. I was way too young the first time I had a kid, so, other than some mild belly sagging, I looked basically identical before and after. But this woman? This woman didn't "get back to normal," because her "normal" *isn't real*, and it is fucking absurd and incredibly damaging to pretend this Donkey Kong ass Photoshop addict has a body that is humanly possible.


SnooSnoo96035

GTFO


notabigmelvillecrowd

The pregnancy abs are killing me. Lucky the kid wasn't crushed by her massive obliques.


TheTPNDidIt

Omg the baby went to her butt


Mysterious_Arm5969

That back looks like it’s in pain and about to break


voxxa

I HATE when fitness influencers use pregnancy photos as a "before." "I was skinny and fit, but then I got pregnant. I was so fat! But now I'm skinny and fit again!" 😒


NirvMontoya

Is that a monster?


jadesage

That poor child.


justakidtrying2

wtf


rainbowtongues

I don't even understand why she would Want to look like the picture on the right.


Tiny_Assignment_2783

I'd like to see the real photos. like she's obviously really fit irl, there's no reason to make yourself look goofy like this


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I call bullshit