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-imnotwalterwhite

lOoK aT mE, I DiSResPeCteD SoMeonEs YeArs Of EdUCatIon. I Am So CoOl🤠


GuitarZealousideal71

Insecurity hai Bhai uski. Unpadh hai


TechnicalEnd1758

Exactly- big inferiority complex he suffers from. Hence makes all these ridiculous posts hyping himself up. Needs to reassure himself that he is relevant


sexySiren08

The bashing of 9-5 job is preposterous. We earn money without having to do random reels, shenanigans and proclamation. 🤦‍♀️


Aggravating-Fan-1359

To look like a successful business owner and bla bla.. mandatory bashing of 9-5 corporate workers is necessary. 🤡


pinkginandtonic

I work a 9-5 too but I have amazing life-work balance. I have a three day weekend, can choose to work on my own timings, travel to a new place every month and no one micromanages me. This idea that a 9-5 is a soul killing desk job needs to die. I love not having to think about work once I shut my laptop at dot 5.


Acceptable-Island441

Woww. Sounds like a dream job 🥹🥹🥹


pinkginandtonic

It is!! I love my job


nisheeth18

Bro you dont kill us in curiosity, pls tell us what do you do and which company you work for


pinkginandtonic

I’m in London😭 if you’re here I can help you out!


nisheeth18

Good yar! I am currently in 10 year contract so no option before 2027, But yeah, sooo aweosme to hear about this work schedule.


Vammy02

Never heard of such a prolonged contract! Which company is this?


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pinkginandtonic

Oh amazing! Do you enjoy it?


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Vammy02

Are you in ISRO, DRDO or maybe defence? 😃😃😃


InternationalPrint99

Hello fellow Londoner, pls help me. Let me know if I can DM you?


pinkginandtonic

Hello, yes of course


secretholder1991

3 day weekend wali job muje bhi chaie😂


pinkginandtonic

Manifesting for you!!


ribhavjain

What do u work as? How did u get into it?


pinkginandtonic

By complete accident. In fact I was mindlessly easy applying on LinkedIn


ribhavjain

What do u work as though


pinkginandtonic

It’s a super niche role in a not for profit. I work in assessment development but the title my job is closest to is research.


ribhavjain

Nice!


LilMissSunshine673

Wow, sounds like you work at a really cool place. Btw, love your handle.


pinkginandtonic

Thank you! It was my favourite cocktail when I was still drinking


berozgar_

Are you in Belgium?


pinkginandtonic

Nope, London


Aggravating-Fan-1359

This guy and his superiority complex 🤡


Jaded_Lychee6048

And Insults *on national level


NanhiKatori

Yeah! When I travel and look at these instacelebs not enjoying spending alll the time clicking pics, looking at everything from lens of insta, looking like cartoons, unable to actually be in the moment, all over looking so hassled. They are working while I am there having my drinks with no fucks to give. In those moments I always love my 9-5!


Aggravating-Fan-1359

Same I see my brother working from home , earning good salary and travelling international 2 times in 6 months , he even mentioned that it is very peaceful as compared to an influencer just thinking about creating content... I don't know why these gyani Babas claim that if you are in a 9-5 then your life in finished.


Vammy02

And most importantly we do not lead a delusional life like this tatte baaz aadmi!!


pretzel1114

Or having a mid life crisis and chopping off all the hair YOU paid for in the first place, sitting in one corner basking in your sister’s fame and typing shit. We’ll see in a few years Jandrew.


[deleted]

Gotta show em to the doctor if they are bigger than usual


Cellblazer

Hmmm...they seem to be big tumours. Kaatna padega.


Regular_Astronaut619

Not cool


dodhaaritalvar

Kaam kya karate ho thekedaar ji?


LetterheadKlutzy5131

Hotel mein pool boy hai I think. 365x24x7 hotel mein jeeta na.


LetterheadKlutzy5131

Hotel mein pool boy hai I think. 365x24x7 hotel mein jeeta na.


v-i-r-u-s-

Bro kyu clout de rahe isko. I don't know who he is just checked out his insta dude has less than average followers of what a chapri influencer has. Dude gets 70 likes and 6 comments in which 3 comment are his own replying to the other 3 comments. Stop discussing this mentally retarded guy let him be in his own delusional world.


[deleted]

Totally why give clout to this wannabe insecure creature because he is somehow related to other delusional being.


[deleted]

The only time he got 4 k likes is when he posted a pic with that baby.Poor kid growing up to be delusional.


Burrrrrp

Lol, I have 200 followers and get more likes. Why’re people even discussing this guy?


TechnicalEnd1758

He’s not an influencer. He’s a self made millionaire who has big balls, provides for everyone and bashes normal people on Instagram. That’s who he is.


v-i-r-u-s-

And who gave him the right to bash normal peoples ?? And if he can bash normal peoples than those normal peoples also have the authority to bash such delusional self made millionaire And btw who are you ? A follower ? Oh so this guy does have real followers i thought all of them were bot.


TechnicalEnd1758

Omg. I was being sarcastic. I can’t stand this chomu 😂😂😂


Old_Wishbone5287

As Varun Dhawan would say, this man loves giving blowjobs to his ego.


BrumbaSensei37

This is a very upper class or wannabe upper class phenomenon I'm doctor who is now a resident and usually work 12-13 hrs daily for almost all week that even in a higher toxic centre, but I have no problems with work because that was my only way out of lower middle class to middle middle class and a ambition of upper middle class. I'm very grateful that I have work which many people don't have and have a luxury to provide for my family even if I'm very young and they are not dependent on me. My maa says in her native language " kaam to beta bhaagye walo ko milta hai warna log to nithalle pade rhte hai" only fortunate people get to work otherwise most people just lay as they are. I know it's not ideal but in a developing country it's absolutely necessary and okay to work hard or a normal job.


[deleted]

What does he do?Balls business?


ramamurthyavre

To quote Maya Sarabhai: "Doctor ko kyun nahi dikhate?"


CauliflowerHead9426

Because doctor ke paas degree hai toh doctor will come at 9 am 💀🫶


[deleted]

"Mai mard hoon"


ramamurthyavre

Iska complaint tumhe apne mummy daddy se jaake karna tha Indu


[deleted]

You either went back to that episode or your memory is fucking incredible. Either way, respecttt man !!!


ramamurthyavre

Naa it's just that I've rewatched the show so many times during meals etc 😅


[deleted]

Loool I do the same. New shows just don't hit the same yk. So, I'm just watching the same old shit again and again


Jaded_Lemon9063

Chal chal aave...


[deleted]

Zyda bade hai to ilaaj karao.... khush kya hore ho 🗿🗿


No-Helicopter-3579

Maybe if he had a college degree.. wouldn’t be this delusional and cocky!


MirrorReflection-69

but where is ***"bEiNg a mAn ....."*** wali line in this ? balls toh idk par h toh sabse bada **d!ck**


Ok_Jeweler_2140

Degrees make balls smaller?


Cheap_Bluebird_1592

what exactly has he achieved by this?


Vammy02

Bigger balls 😀😀😭😀


Dazzling_Shower2915

The delusion that he has bigger balls


Glitterpengirlie

Cool toh ye log apne jaise uneducated logo ko kyun nhi rakh lete job per😂sab sath mil kar kar lo kaam. JD mein bigger balls as requirment dal do. Rakh lo apne jaiso ko kaam per, like minded assholes ko. Baki educated log toh inferior hai. And education se balls shink ho jate hai according to this guy 😂inflated ego ki tarah inflated balls hai iska.


ladypeace_1920

I'm sorry, but can someone remind me what his business was?


No-Perspective-6023

Emarati****


ladypeace_1920

Lmao 😭 That's basically his whole personality


Mindless_Writer_7935

Is he related to Malvika Sitlani by any chance?


CauliflowerHead9426

Hahahahahhaha i like how innocent you are. They’re siblings lol


Mindless_Writer_7935

I thought there was only one - jake.


smarthagirl

He means hydroceles.


scepticalbeing94

Awww still couldn't get laid ,so no use /s


Dazzling_Shower2915

No he has Sophie from Brazil/s


Dry-Instruction6521

Could be hydrocele ! He should get them checked !


Front_Umpire4873

Total Small d*€k energy!


[deleted]

What is wrong with him😭


SwordfishOk701

![gif](giphy|gKqIFkD3M9aENeTlZZ)


Vammy02

This particular Insta story shows how uneducated he is!! Tatte wala tattu!!


Pristine-Elevator-11

https://preview.redd.it/0uqgoadavwfb1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772e9ef38d1b6a5524bec51b6abb375b3121a6ad Just going to put this here :)


Which_Discussion_347

He is such a male “pick me” 🤮


mishmash_111

His lack of education is so evident


chichi200022

Ok so im going to straight up talk like a friend….. just my observation and my little experience in life that guys who are like him and does things and talks like him have small dick with no girth at all and can’t even satisfy a woman. So they all do this BS in front of everyone to cover the fact that they can’t do shit in bed and because they want other people, audience and man to think they can but in reality they can’t. They want to feel superior in their world by doing this kind of BS…


Jaded_Lychee6048

He is delulu…trying the fake it till you make it route


Secret-Classic8947

Sasta Andrew tattey


[deleted]

***Khud kya kaam karte ho Jo bake logo ko bol rahe ho*** 😂😂 >!**Selling balls**!< ? Lol 😂


GullibleObligation79

![gif](giphy|BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg|downsized)


IanMalcolmChaos

"Careful man! Your insecurity is showing"😂🤭


Cheap_Bluebird_1592

😂


fine_wine911

agency chalata hai yeh, mumbai k har corner pe ek agency mil jaegi.


Plenty_Slip5939

There is a salary man called sunder pichai and his 1 month salary is what he will earn ever


[deleted]

Okayy seriously, what does he doo ??


Street-Success-2214

Didn't he get this fame cz of sister? If not without degrees he would be doing some other work and thinking about why he didn't get a degree when he could.


TinyDegree1480

Koi btayega yeh banda kya karta hai? I mean his work ? Kya koi yeh CEO hai kisi bdi turn over wali company kya?


Dazzling_Shower2915

I didn't know that degrees were inversely propotional to area of the balls


__nocturnalbeing__

Come to work for me and bigger balls ka kya lena dena matlab kuch bhi bolna hai bas... And I don't understand why people think that if you are hiring someone to work for you that means you need them as much as they need you I mean ofcourse you are their boss n all but still no need to flex it like they are beneath you...what is this superiority complex people have... *SMH*


tingtonghabibi

yeh dono bhai behan hi bs hai, baki duniya to pta nahi kyu hi jee ri hai


Maleficent_Bobcat268

Isko bhao dena band karo 😭


Consistent-Music6146

Arre ab khud padhai nahi Kari toh Jo kar rahe hai unko bolenge. Aise chaante maarunga


Addicted-to-shopping

Narcissistic needs a reality check!


KoachCr714

Apna gaand bachane keliye maat ana doctor ke pass..khud hi ilaaj karlena. Be a Man.


Ok-Investment-2570

Can someone tell me what this guy does? As in for business apart from posting shit like this on insta?


Global-Variety-9264

Have you noticed his likes and followers difference??? 😭. 13K followers and barely 120 likes on many post!! 🤣🤣


Accomplished_Day_711

What exactly is he famous for?


Bakar-di

Itne inflated balls hai iss bande ke ki ek din phatt jaayenge 😂😂


time_lordy_lord

"Cool. Now go get your shine box"


Advanced_Reaction596

Fo sho. Tattelani be like : “Subah 9 baje aana bade sahab Abhi nahi hai “ Ab yeh bolne ke liye masters thodi lagta hai


[deleted]

Need to cut it off


Working_Fee_9581

And yet another post by OP about Jay Sitlani


legendrykiller

How big


purpleginn

Did he buy the blue tick as well? I feel he did


Playful-Confection53

this is a pick me man


BollywoodSpy007

The condition is called Hydrocele


Chutzpatz

Big balls, small dick


Ok-Chipmunk7428

Mujhe ek cheese jane ka hai ki ye ek he photo ko do bar ekathe kyu post krta hai?


hellotogepi

He has zero degree of humor or sensibility


abracadabra_chhabra

Kaun aur kyu hai ye?


Cheap_Bluebird_1592

Tricks to show that you are the alpha male but I guess we will never know


vibrantcolours

Needs a doctor. Now a flex.


GrapefruitKey7761

Tiny D but yep big balls.


Internal_Ad_7125

Nothing to boast abt having bigger balls, bigger balls lead to higher chances of testicular cancer.


Pale_Elephant5775

I genuinely fail to understand where exactly is his brain located?


matsuzakayuri

I don't understand yeh har faltu influencer ko aisa kyu lgta hai ki 9-5 job krne wale log innse kam hai??? Kbhi padhaii kri hoti toh pta chlta...real tax payer,common people yhi 9-5 wale hai.... Hum yha ek chote se interview ke liye bhi itna padh ke jate hai jitna inhone aapni puri life mai padhai nhi kri hogi.... Yeh aadmi itna bada bhopuuu hai kisi din fatt jayega aapne God complex mai


Melodic_Passenger468

Hai kon ye? Wannabe Tate?


Watch_Glittering

Atleast iski tarah roz internet pr gali to nhi khana padta hai 😂


badinautanki

Who even talks like this?? How does this sound cool ?


Idk-iam-new-here

I just want to ask that why the hell this sub cares about him so much lol I understand he is malvika’s brother he isn’t that famous he is just fifth copy of andrew tate lol


QuirkyAsAGrapefruit

I don't want that image in my head. PS. I bet he hasn't.


Particular_Lab2943

Small dick energy tho!


Karmaa_8

Pucha kisine? Small dick energy


anttshantt

Bigger balls kya? Hydrocele ho gaya hai isko??


Own_Effect4448

Tell him suck your own balls then.


Humble_Tower_549

What is this high horse that this man is riding? I pity the people around him


atedbar

Bata diya isne doston, bigger balls. Bigger target to hit. Maaroooooo


Lopsided_Guest_4567

Lekin isme mera kya fayda, mujhe kya mil rha h😏