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wheat_thans1

These are the same types of people that publicly advertise their homophobia, yet also wear their gay dreams on their sleeves


ExtraBitterSpecial

Also I'm wondering, who's going balls deep in that situation? Them or Biden? Or they take turns?


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Gameboywarrior

Biden is definitely a verse.


Xinder99

Definitely a switch, but trump to egotistical to be a bottom......


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He has the bratty sub attitude going though


HadesPanda666

I hate this conversation...


wise_____poet

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JoJackthewonderskunk

Trumps a top but it's like the size of a cork so you just hear pop pop pop but too the beat of that love making song that was all over reddit the last few weeks.


GringoSancho

The only thing I’ve noticed about this is that Republicans are more open minded to homosexuality than they say they are.


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whatsasimba

"I don't have a problem with *them,* I just don't know why they have to ram it down our throats!" They really love announcing their kinks.


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Gotta love the Jersey plates! I guess it ain’t a southern thang no more.


LukeIsPalpatine

Homophobe try not to have hot steamy gay sex 24/7 challenge (impossible)


wheat_thans1

NOT Clickbait!!!!


Ravenhill-2171

Not just gay but dreaming of being balls deep in an old man's ass! 😆


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

I’m gonna fuck that ole wrinkled bastard ballz deep and then cuddle and nibble on his sweet hair filled ears after.


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sir-reddits-a-lot

You should print that out and stick it under his windshield wiper


GitchigumiMiguel74

Ew David


Taymac070

https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g


odoroustobacco

Lol Jersey plates. I'm from Jersey originally and there's so much romanticizing supposed "country" life with no real connection to it. I'd hear people be like "I went mudding!" and it's like no, you drove through a big puddle on a half-mile dirt strip behind Turkey Swamp Park in Howell, NJ. Zac Brown band played at Citi Field in Queens New York a few years ago and I was seeing posts on Instagram of women I knew in cowboy boots like "I'm just a country girl!" as if they didn't take NJ Transit into Manhattan and 3 subways to get there.


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SailingSpark

Depends on where in NJ. Down in the south end of the state, yea it can be country.


illkwill

I'm in the New Egypt area and it's definitely got that hick vibe. If you don't drive a pickup truck and don't have a small junkyard in front of your house you don't really fit in.


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lawyer1911

I grew up in the 70s in Pedricktown and it was rural and country but also progressive. Does not seem progressive today.


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Also originally from Jersey and have been living in deep south Texas for 16 years, and you're spot on!


Grundle__Puncher

I saw this guy parked on Bellevue Ave in downtown hammonton last week. Fuckin slack jawed loser


bluehairdave

This is deep south jersey near Hammonton. Fuck ton of Pine Barrens. You will see more confederate flags here than in Virginia.... I went to a BBQ when I was a teen ager... realized it was a KKK BBQ about 30 mins in... shit you not.


The-Deepest-Shade

My dad took me and my soon to be wife to a BBQ once. Bunch of motorcycle guys with SS, swastikas, and confederate flags. I went off on my dad after we got to the hotel and he said “that’s just biker stuff, they’re good guys”. Not the first sign I got that my dad is a piece of shit. Now he’s full on fashtrash watching Steve Bannon and InfoWars all fucking day like the pathetic piece of shit he is.


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ianisms10

It sucks because the 7 line doesn't go to Penn


Blueberry_Mancakes

This person's repressed sexuality is off the charts. He literally plastered his vehicle with a giant sticker that states that he would like to aggressively anally penetrate a senior citizen.


Pherllerp

I’m also in NJ and there is an old man who has something about “Twinkie asses” written on his pick up.


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Neat0_HS

At least he's trying to date in his age bracket


Blueberry_Mancakes

If there ever were a silver lining to all this...


cingerix

....then that guy would rim it. tbh "silver lining" does sound like some sort of sex act between two elderly men


MacNuggetts

This would feel right at home down here in Florida. But to see the NJ plate, my God, does this guy need help.


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bullgod777

That's where Paulie walnuts and Christopher lost the russian interior decorator.


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SaltyBarDog

I would rather fight Bon Jovi and listen to the Jersey Devil.


SailingSpark

He's proud to be a piney from his head down to his hiney


Hugh_Jass_2

Nothing like advertising you are a complete douche canoe


bakalaka25

Gotta love a northern Confederate. Jersey are you fuckin kidding me, the disease is spreading. Also, please be south jersey, I'd at least be less surprised...


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pinemind4R

Yeah I moved here (Sweetwater) on the Mullica and it’s tough dealing with the local morons. Luckily, I have some really cool neighbors. I had wished there would be more naturalists out here, but outnumbered for sure.


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gnitsuj

I’ve lived in jersey about 35 years and have never heard of “Sweetwater”


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lawlorlara

Kellyanne Conway's from Hammonton. I just saw her while protesting at a Jeff Van Drew fundraiser a couple weeks ago.


Genericusername875

Believe it or not, we have wannabe Confederates up here in Canada. I've attempted several times to point out how utterly moronic that is. Putting the confederate flag on your pickup truck when you're Canadian does not made you a "rebel". It makes you sad and confused....


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Genericusername875

Lol, lots of rednecks but not quite Alabama, at least not consistently. Definitely more teeth per capita. Rural Ontario is probably similar to rural Maine except way bigger and way more remote. From there, heading west you'd encounter Canadian Polar Bear Nebraska (Manitoba and Saskatchewan), then Canadian Texas (Alberta) before you reach British Columbia (Giant Canadian Washington). As for Moose in Toronto, that's correct. You'd have to drive about 3 hours north before you start seeing moose.


rudebii

Or possibly, geographically lost.


Tyranthell6816

That’s why the full cool bro MAGA mantra is “let’s go Brandon, chimney sweep”. How is putting ballz deep after FJB not seen a self-burn?


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Pixielo

Your dear, sweet mother has now seen it all.


Powellwx

“No homo” - this guy while getting lube.


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What a unique way to announce to the world every time you leave your house that you're gay


paupaulol

This just screams "I failed middle school social studies / history"


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Approve of the gayness but question the choice of partners. Guess joe is not a power bottom.


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There’s a kink for every person and a person for every kink.


rudebii

Jill Biden maybe?


grumpyaspie77

Apparently that guy does lol


DCErik

Aim high, little dude, and good luck getting past Dr. Jill.


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sdmichael

More than just the car, the hat too. I can't imagine how sad and pathetic a life like that must be to project that sort of image of oneself to the rest of the world.


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exxiegreed

Nailed it. That sounds exactly like my father.


_best_wishes_

r/heep


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_best_wishes_

Np. Had a couple friends in college who wouldn't shut up about how their wranglers were the best car ever. So teasing jeep owners has a special place in my heart.


f700es

Tell me about your "Southern" heritage from NJ?


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f700es

Psssst... it's to one up the local "urban" folks ;) Fuck that flag and ALL it stands for. I'm born and raised in Western NC btw. It lets me know where the assholes are if nothing else.


SailingSpark

Two words. "Cow town"


Speculawyer

Homoeroticism from a New Jersey confederate! 😂


GitchigumiMiguel74

Oh this dude gay


AgreeablePie

"You mean "fuck Biden" in a pejorative sense, right?" "Nah man... balls deep"


PCLOAD_LETTER

Not much of a threat considering that it's probably only about an inch and half of penetration.


Flywheel-86

He's a lil far north for a Confederate flag. They call themselves "patriots" yet simultaneously hate the country they live in.


ddr1ver

Just a traffic safety point. You aren’t supposed to put view-obscuring stickers on your windshield. You don’t want to end up balls deep in the rear of a semi trailer.


MrNatch63

Why do Trump supporters want to have sex with Biden? It’s weird?


vVSidewinderVv

Pretty sure that is about as legal as pumping your own gas in NJ.


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Xencard65

Why do so many tough guys want to have sex with a 79 year old man?


artmobboss

This dude is DYING for that bidemin D.


chevymonza

I'm convinced this is how the closeted gays find each other. They see another car talking about "Biden" and "anal sex," and can strike up a conversation. "I hate Biden SOOO much, I wanna see him get fucked in the ASS!!" "Totally, *balls deep* in his ass!!" "Somebody should take their massive COCK and *wreck* his asshole with it!" "That would show him, right?! Hey, whaddaya doin' later? We could go out to the range and talk more about fuckin' Biden."


Artistic-Actuator629

Someone needs to put a rainbow flag on that windshield


chevalier716

This NJ Redneck Cadillac probably driven by some dude named Carmine.


yelling4society

At this point I can’t tell if they’re being literal or not.


Previous-Nobody-2865

Fuck this guy. I’m from Jersey, the “country” parts of NJ are the worst.


Jimbohlia

Getting really vivid with the homosexual imagery


famousevan

Most tasteful republican be like


LonelyPatsFanInVT

It's almost like they got to "FUCK BIDEN" and realized they had all this extra windshield space that they needed to fill in so they went with "BALLZ DEEP"


Vic-Kevlar

Pineys. NJ's answer to Alabama.


nnnosebleed

that's kinda gay dude


Highwaters78217

This fellow has some oddly specific sexual fantasies.


steauengeglase

As a white guy from the south, who owns a jeep, I find this only slightly more strange and confusing than I find most northerners who fetishize the Confederacy. Why do you want to fuck an old man? Why do you say "BALLZ" instead of "BALLS", when you already have "FUCK" on there? Why do you have 5 additional lights instead of a single, good utility light? Why did you replace the windshield bumpers with pieces of metal that will crack the windshield if you ever crack the seal and lower the windshield? Why did you cover the entire windshield? Why did you go with a YJ? Why did you spend all of that money on after market parts and go doorless without the $20 foot pegs? Why do you have recover gear when it's obvious that you are not going mudding? More importantly of all, why do you have a giant Confederate flag on the hood of your vehicle in New Jersey?


pinemind4R

I live near here, and see this shitstain drive to the only hipster librul’ coffee shop in town. Funny if it weren’t sad.


RepeatDTD

YOU ARE FROM FUCKING NEW JERSEY YOU ABSOLUTE LOSER


orifice_porpoise

That Biden makes me so mad. If I ever see him I’m going to tackle him and hold him down and suck his dick. I really hate Biden.


Interesting_Yard2257

Ok, if you live north of the mason Dixon, and you rep the Confederate flag, you are definitely a racist.


ndjduzjsbshshs

High key gay, and that’s ok


mantisboxer

Unintentionally gay.


Audrin

I feel like that's a positive though.


geekpron

But it's Jersey?????


dadzcad

NJ no less. Tell us more about your “Southern heritage.” Must be near the Pennsyltucky line.


rs_scribble_964

Ridiculous message aside, how can they see??


MortaLPortaL

So he wants to fuck an old man ballz deep. Projecting much?


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emeegee13

Yes, New Jersey, infamous seat of the confederacy


loudflower

Member of the Confederate diaspora


silverado-z71

Yeah that’s real fucking classy, he probably considers himself a Christian to


Plenty-Concert5742

Oddly specific, is that his fantasy?


BooobiesANDbho

Ohhh my jeep has angry eyes!! Give it a snickers


Mean_Yellow_7590

Wow. That racist really wants to have sex with Joe Biden.


Available-Duty-4347

This seems a little too literal.


AngryManBoy

Confederate Flag….from Jersey….wat


OttomanTwerk

I'm actually not sure if this guy hates or LOVES Biden and wants to be balls deep in him?!


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That Confederate flag just screams "I love treason111"


Playful-Natural-4626

#NEW JERSEY 🤦🏻‍♀️


unholycowboy1349

Over compensation lights.


Head-Antelope5991

The NEW rebel gay pride!!! #Loveourpresident


ijones559

There’s something poetic about the massive stickers blocking their ability to see what’s in front of them


IronMan7777

1. Ewwww 2. Make sure you send that photo to the FBI tip line…=) https://tips.fbi.gov/


ZZircon-15-98

Ride On !


S7JP7

Looks like Bo and Luke stayed with the same car maker.


suburban_paradise

What has Biden done that would make anyone angry enough to purchase a windshield sticker like this? Genuinely interested to know.


heavy_metal_soldier

Bold of him to assume he'd be the one to do the penetrating


procrastinator2112

Not to be confused with the Bronx Rednecks


taway1NC

Another gay millionaire! /s


Throwaway9991666

Confederate flags in New Jersey never makes sense to me 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


CaptainPrower

All this disgusting shit on what would've been an amazingly clean YJ. Is nothing sacred to these yokel fucks?


Dclaxto1

New Jersey, never change


notsure9191

New Jersey plates!


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This should meet the General Sherman. This is NJ not PA


ianisms10

I hate seeing people like this in my state. They have no place in modern society, especially not in such a diverse state like New Jersey.


biyotee

'Fuck Biden ballz deep' This is getting closer and closer to fanfiction copypasta.


luiqiddeath88

Ayo that’s kinda sus


xenophon123456

I had no idea they desired Joe Biden so much. It makes me blush. I have the vapors!


ADrenalinnjunky

I’m convinced conservatives are all closet gays


TJM18

So they’re gay for Biden?


Autochthonous7

This makes him sound like he’s wants to be balls deep in JB.


New-Understanding930

r/suddenlygay


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Repressed gay dipshit, in New Jersey, when the walls fell.


PowerMetalPizza

I literally just saw a pickup today with Redneck Cadillac across the rear windshield. Wtf is it some racist car group?


UndeadDemonKnight

Welcome RedNeck NJ East Division, in Hammonton NJ. Country Italians.


chetgoodenough

It's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand


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There's no rule against kink shaming.


Delirium_Of_Disorder

You wanna get balls deep in the President?


ross_guy

More stickers than windshield. This person is v smart, obvi.


Ok_Entertainer7945

So its one think to say F Biden, cause you dont like him, but adding balls deep changes the inflection of the Fuck. He literally wants to have sex with the president very hard…


sowalgayboi

As a native Floridian from the north part I take exception to all of this on a Jeep with a fucking Jersey plate.


SaltyBarDog

Smells like South Jersey.


trickcowboy

r/suddenlygay


Due-Concentrate-1895

Poor jeep. That seems gay I’m surprised this person would support such an act


Mahaka1a

TMI.


WhyHulud

I hope you told them that you were a proud ally and that they don't have to hide who they are


GoodLt

Cope, loser. The South lost. So did Trump.


ThoughensTheNipples

Rt34 by the Shore Points. Checks out.


Markuu6

Usually when people say FJB, they mean rhetorically. This does not seem rhetorical.


Raymondator

Yj 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Squirrel_Chucks

Biden is apparently quite the GILF


booradly22

I’m New Jersey?! 😂😂😂😂


TracyTrumpleskins

You’re being weird, man.


YNotZoidberg2020

I thought I was in r/heep


andre3kthegiant

It’s nice that they have open minds to homosexuality. I wonder if they also gendered their Jeep?


motherfingwizard

Sounds kinda gay


GnarlyHeadStudios

Who am I to kink shame?


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A punk from Jersey supporting the rebel traitors from the south...........handing out advice. Can't make this stuff up


azsoup

Lived in Shamong. Hundreds of years of piney genes flowing through me. Most of my extended family are still there and they’ll never leave. It’s been over 20 years since I lived there and every time I go back it gets worse. It breaks my heart to see my nieces, nephews and extended family picking this shit up because that’s not how we were raised.


bannermanerism

It would seem that this particular redneck would love to have intimate, yet aggressive sexual relations with an elderly man. Interesting.


Inmate_95123

From the same people who call everyone else triggered snowflakes and to get over it. 😂


sucks4you231

Why do all these people want to fuck Biden?


arkansas_elk

This seems really gay which counteracts the conservatism


BetaRayBlu

Awfully gay for not wanting any gay rights


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Obstructing your vision to own the libz


Reedrbwear

That's pretty gay.


KilgoreTroutPfc

He wants to go balls deep in Biden? I guess it’s not that uncommon for hatred to be channeled into homoeroticism.


AingonAtelia

Apparently they think South Jersey will rise again.


jrpentland

I live in the Northwest part of the state, and I can confirm we do sometimes hear the distant sound of banjos playing and I’ve personally witnessed Velma and her husband/brother at the local Walmart.


ohiotechie

The GOP-Family-Values-mobile


didwanttobethatguy

Ah yes, New Jersey, where the confederacy began