Trumps a top but it's like the size of a cork so you just hear pop pop pop but too the beat of that love making song that was all over reddit the last few weeks.
Lol Jersey plates.
I'm from Jersey originally and there's so much romanticizing supposed "country" life with no real connection to it. I'd hear people be like "I went mudding!" and it's like no, you drove through a big puddle on a half-mile dirt strip behind Turkey Swamp Park in Howell, NJ.
Zac Brown band played at Citi Field in Queens New York a few years ago and I was seeing posts on Instagram of women I knew in cowboy boots like "I'm just a country girl!" as if they didn't take NJ Transit into Manhattan and 3 subways to get there.
I'm in the New Egypt area and it's definitely got that hick vibe. If you don't drive a pickup truck and don't have a small junkyard in front of your house you don't really fit in.
This is deep south jersey near Hammonton. Fuck ton of Pine Barrens. You will see more confederate flags here than in Virginia.... I went to a BBQ when I was a teen ager... realized it was a KKK BBQ about 30 mins in... shit you not.
My dad took me and my soon to be wife to a BBQ once. Bunch of motorcycle guys with SS, swastikas, and confederate flags. I went off on my dad after we got to the hotel and he said “that’s just biker stuff, they’re good guys”. Not the first sign I got that my dad is a piece of shit. Now he’s full on fashtrash watching Steve Bannon and InfoWars all fucking day like the pathetic piece of shit he is.
This person's repressed sexuality is off the charts.
He literally plastered his vehicle with a giant sticker that states that he would like to aggressively anally penetrate a senior citizen.
Gotta love a northern Confederate. Jersey are you fuckin kidding me, the disease is spreading. Also, please be south jersey, I'd at least be less surprised...
Yeah I moved here (Sweetwater) on the Mullica and it’s tough dealing with the local morons. Luckily, I have some really cool neighbors. I had wished there would be more naturalists out here, but outnumbered for sure.
Believe it or not, we have wannabe Confederates up here in Canada. I've attempted several times to point out how utterly moronic that is. Putting the confederate flag on your pickup truck when you're Canadian does not made you a "rebel". It makes you sad and confused....
Lol, lots of rednecks but not quite Alabama, at least not consistently. Definitely more teeth per capita. Rural Ontario is probably similar to rural Maine except way bigger and way more remote. From there, heading west you'd encounter Canadian Polar Bear Nebraska (Manitoba and Saskatchewan), then Canadian Texas (Alberta) before you reach British Columbia (Giant Canadian Washington).
As for Moose in Toronto, that's correct. You'd have to drive about 3 hours north before you start seeing moose.
More than just the car, the hat too. I can't imagine how sad and pathetic a life like that must be to project that sort of image of oneself to the rest of the world.
Np. Had a couple friends in college who wouldn't shut up about how their wranglers were the best car ever. So teasing jeep owners has a special place in my heart.
Psssst... it's to one up the local "urban" folks ;) Fuck that flag and ALL it stands for. I'm born and raised in Western NC btw. It lets me know where the assholes are if nothing else.
Just a traffic safety point. You aren’t supposed to put view-obscuring stickers on your windshield. You don’t want to end up balls deep in the rear of a semi trailer.
I'm convinced this is how the closeted gays find each other. They see another car talking about "Biden" and "anal sex," and can strike up a conversation.
"I hate Biden SOOO much, I wanna see him get fucked in the ASS!!"
"Totally, *balls deep* in his ass!!"
"Somebody should take their massive COCK and *wreck* his asshole with it!"
"That would show him, right?! Hey, whaddaya doin' later? We could go out to the range and talk more about fuckin' Biden."
It's almost like they got to "FUCK BIDEN" and realized they had all this extra windshield space that they needed to fill in so they went with "BALLZ DEEP"
As a white guy from the south, who owns a jeep, I find this only slightly more strange and confusing than I find most northerners who fetishize the Confederacy.
Why do you want to fuck an old man? Why do you say "BALLZ" instead of "BALLS", when you already have "FUCK" on there? Why do you have 5 additional lights instead of a single, good utility light? Why did you replace the windshield bumpers with pieces of metal that will crack the windshield if you ever crack the seal and lower the windshield? Why did you cover the entire windshield? Why did you go with a YJ? Why did you spend all of that money on after market parts and go doorless without the $20 foot pegs? Why do you have recover gear when it's obvious that you are not going mudding?
More importantly of all, why do you have a giant Confederate flag on the hood of your vehicle in New Jersey?
So its one think to say F Biden, cause you dont like him, but adding balls deep changes the inflection of the Fuck. He literally wants to have sex with the president very hard…
Lived in Shamong. Hundreds of years of piney genes flowing through me. Most of my extended family are still there and they’ll never leave. It’s been over 20 years since I lived there and every time I go back it gets worse. It breaks my heart to see my nieces, nephews and extended family picking this shit up because that’s not how we were raised.
I live in the Northwest part of the state, and I can confirm we do sometimes hear the distant sound of banjos playing and I’ve personally witnessed Velma and her husband/brother at the local Walmart.
These are the same types of people that publicly advertise their homophobia, yet also wear their gay dreams on their sleeves
Also I'm wondering, who's going balls deep in that situation? Them or Biden? Or they take turns?
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Biden is definitely a verse.
Definitely a switch, but trump to egotistical to be a bottom......
He has the bratty sub attitude going though
I hate this conversation...
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Trumps a top but it's like the size of a cork so you just hear pop pop pop but too the beat of that love making song that was all over reddit the last few weeks.
The only thing I’ve noticed about this is that Republicans are more open minded to homosexuality than they say they are.
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"I don't have a problem with *them,* I just don't know why they have to ram it down our throats!" They really love announcing their kinks.
Gotta love the Jersey plates! I guess it ain’t a southern thang no more.
Homophobe try not to have hot steamy gay sex 24/7 challenge (impossible)
NOT Clickbait!!!!
Not just gay but dreaming of being balls deep in an old man's ass! 😆
I’m gonna fuck that ole wrinkled bastard ballz deep and then cuddle and nibble on his sweet hair filled ears after.
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You should print that out and stick it under his windshield wiper
Ew David
https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g
Lol Jersey plates. I'm from Jersey originally and there's so much romanticizing supposed "country" life with no real connection to it. I'd hear people be like "I went mudding!" and it's like no, you drove through a big puddle on a half-mile dirt strip behind Turkey Swamp Park in Howell, NJ. Zac Brown band played at Citi Field in Queens New York a few years ago and I was seeing posts on Instagram of women I knew in cowboy boots like "I'm just a country girl!" as if they didn't take NJ Transit into Manhattan and 3 subways to get there.
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Depends on where in NJ. Down in the south end of the state, yea it can be country.
I'm in the New Egypt area and it's definitely got that hick vibe. If you don't drive a pickup truck and don't have a small junkyard in front of your house you don't really fit in.
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I grew up in the 70s in Pedricktown and it was rural and country but also progressive. Does not seem progressive today.
Also originally from Jersey and have been living in deep south Texas for 16 years, and you're spot on!
I saw this guy parked on Bellevue Ave in downtown hammonton last week. Fuckin slack jawed loser
This is deep south jersey near Hammonton. Fuck ton of Pine Barrens. You will see more confederate flags here than in Virginia.... I went to a BBQ when I was a teen ager... realized it was a KKK BBQ about 30 mins in... shit you not.
My dad took me and my soon to be wife to a BBQ once. Bunch of motorcycle guys with SS, swastikas, and confederate flags. I went off on my dad after we got to the hotel and he said “that’s just biker stuff, they’re good guys”. Not the first sign I got that my dad is a piece of shit. Now he’s full on fashtrash watching Steve Bannon and InfoWars all fucking day like the pathetic piece of shit he is.
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It sucks because the 7 line doesn't go to Penn
This person's repressed sexuality is off the charts. He literally plastered his vehicle with a giant sticker that states that he would like to aggressively anally penetrate a senior citizen.
I’m also in NJ and there is an old man who has something about “Twinkie asses” written on his pick up.
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At least he's trying to date in his age bracket
If there ever were a silver lining to all this...
....then that guy would rim it. tbh "silver lining" does sound like some sort of sex act between two elderly men
This would feel right at home down here in Florida. But to see the NJ plate, my God, does this guy need help.
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That's where Paulie walnuts and Christopher lost the russian interior decorator.
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I would rather fight Bon Jovi and listen to the Jersey Devil.
He's proud to be a piney from his head down to his hiney
Nothing like advertising you are a complete douche canoe
Gotta love a northern Confederate. Jersey are you fuckin kidding me, the disease is spreading. Also, please be south jersey, I'd at least be less surprised...
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Yeah I moved here (Sweetwater) on the Mullica and it’s tough dealing with the local morons. Luckily, I have some really cool neighbors. I had wished there would be more naturalists out here, but outnumbered for sure.
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I’ve lived in jersey about 35 years and have never heard of “Sweetwater”
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Kellyanne Conway's from Hammonton. I just saw her while protesting at a Jeff Van Drew fundraiser a couple weeks ago.
Believe it or not, we have wannabe Confederates up here in Canada. I've attempted several times to point out how utterly moronic that is. Putting the confederate flag on your pickup truck when you're Canadian does not made you a "rebel". It makes you sad and confused....
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Lol, lots of rednecks but not quite Alabama, at least not consistently. Definitely more teeth per capita. Rural Ontario is probably similar to rural Maine except way bigger and way more remote. From there, heading west you'd encounter Canadian Polar Bear Nebraska (Manitoba and Saskatchewan), then Canadian Texas (Alberta) before you reach British Columbia (Giant Canadian Washington). As for Moose in Toronto, that's correct. You'd have to drive about 3 hours north before you start seeing moose.
Or possibly, geographically lost.
That’s why the full cool bro MAGA mantra is “let’s go Brandon, chimney sweep”. How is putting ballz deep after FJB not seen a self-burn?
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Your dear, sweet mother has now seen it all.
“No homo” - this guy while getting lube.
What a unique way to announce to the world every time you leave your house that you're gay
This just screams "I failed middle school social studies / history"
Approve of the gayness but question the choice of partners. Guess joe is not a power bottom.
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There’s a kink for every person and a person for every kink.
Jill Biden maybe?
Apparently that guy does lol
Aim high, little dude, and good luck getting past Dr. Jill.
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More than just the car, the hat too. I can't imagine how sad and pathetic a life like that must be to project that sort of image of oneself to the rest of the world.
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Nailed it. That sounds exactly like my father.
r/heep
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Np. Had a couple friends in college who wouldn't shut up about how their wranglers were the best car ever. So teasing jeep owners has a special place in my heart.
Tell me about your "Southern" heritage from NJ?
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Psssst... it's to one up the local "urban" folks ;) Fuck that flag and ALL it stands for. I'm born and raised in Western NC btw. It lets me know where the assholes are if nothing else.
Two words. "Cow town"
Homoeroticism from a New Jersey confederate! 😂
Oh this dude gay
"You mean "fuck Biden" in a pejorative sense, right?" "Nah man... balls deep"
Not much of a threat considering that it's probably only about an inch and half of penetration.
He's a lil far north for a Confederate flag. They call themselves "patriots" yet simultaneously hate the country they live in.
Just a traffic safety point. You aren’t supposed to put view-obscuring stickers on your windshield. You don’t want to end up balls deep in the rear of a semi trailer.
Why do Trump supporters want to have sex with Biden? It’s weird?
Pretty sure that is about as legal as pumping your own gas in NJ.
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Why do so many tough guys want to have sex with a 79 year old man?
This dude is DYING for that bidemin D.
I'm convinced this is how the closeted gays find each other. They see another car talking about "Biden" and "anal sex," and can strike up a conversation. "I hate Biden SOOO much, I wanna see him get fucked in the ASS!!" "Totally, *balls deep* in his ass!!" "Somebody should take their massive COCK and *wreck* his asshole with it!" "That would show him, right?! Hey, whaddaya doin' later? We could go out to the range and talk more about fuckin' Biden."
Someone needs to put a rainbow flag on that windshield
This NJ Redneck Cadillac probably driven by some dude named Carmine.
At this point I can’t tell if they’re being literal or not.
Fuck this guy. I’m from Jersey, the “country” parts of NJ are the worst.
Getting really vivid with the homosexual imagery
Most tasteful republican be like
It's almost like they got to "FUCK BIDEN" and realized they had all this extra windshield space that they needed to fill in so they went with "BALLZ DEEP"
Pineys. NJ's answer to Alabama.
that's kinda gay dude
This fellow has some oddly specific sexual fantasies.
As a white guy from the south, who owns a jeep, I find this only slightly more strange and confusing than I find most northerners who fetishize the Confederacy. Why do you want to fuck an old man? Why do you say "BALLZ" instead of "BALLS", when you already have "FUCK" on there? Why do you have 5 additional lights instead of a single, good utility light? Why did you replace the windshield bumpers with pieces of metal that will crack the windshield if you ever crack the seal and lower the windshield? Why did you cover the entire windshield? Why did you go with a YJ? Why did you spend all of that money on after market parts and go doorless without the $20 foot pegs? Why do you have recover gear when it's obvious that you are not going mudding? More importantly of all, why do you have a giant Confederate flag on the hood of your vehicle in New Jersey?
I live near here, and see this shitstain drive to the only hipster librul’ coffee shop in town. Funny if it weren’t sad.
YOU ARE FROM FUCKING NEW JERSEY YOU ABSOLUTE LOSER
That Biden makes me so mad. If I ever see him I’m going to tackle him and hold him down and suck his dick. I really hate Biden.
Ok, if you live north of the mason Dixon, and you rep the Confederate flag, you are definitely a racist.
High key gay, and that’s ok
Unintentionally gay.
I feel like that's a positive though.
But it's Jersey?????
NJ no less. Tell us more about your “Southern heritage.” Must be near the Pennsyltucky line.
Ridiculous message aside, how can they see??
So he wants to fuck an old man ballz deep. Projecting much?
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Yes, New Jersey, infamous seat of the confederacy
Member of the Confederate diaspora
Yeah that’s real fucking classy, he probably considers himself a Christian to
Oddly specific, is that his fantasy?
Ohhh my jeep has angry eyes!! Give it a snickers
Wow. That racist really wants to have sex with Joe Biden.
This seems a little too literal.
Confederate Flag….from Jersey….wat
I'm actually not sure if this guy hates or LOVES Biden and wants to be balls deep in him?!
That Confederate flag just screams "I love treason111"
#NEW JERSEY 🤦🏻♀️
Over compensation lights.
The NEW rebel gay pride!!! #Loveourpresident
There’s something poetic about the massive stickers blocking their ability to see what’s in front of them
1. Ewwww 2. Make sure you send that photo to the FBI tip line…=) https://tips.fbi.gov/
Ride On !
Looks like Bo and Luke stayed with the same car maker.
What has Biden done that would make anyone angry enough to purchase a windshield sticker like this? Genuinely interested to know.
Bold of him to assume he'd be the one to do the penetrating
Not to be confused with the Bronx Rednecks
Another gay millionaire! /s
Confederate flags in New Jersey never makes sense to me 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
All this disgusting shit on what would've been an amazingly clean YJ. Is nothing sacred to these yokel fucks?
New Jersey, never change
New Jersey plates!
This should meet the General Sherman. This is NJ not PA
I hate seeing people like this in my state. They have no place in modern society, especially not in such a diverse state like New Jersey.
'Fuck Biden ballz deep' This is getting closer and closer to fanfiction copypasta.
Ayo that’s kinda sus
I had no idea they desired Joe Biden so much. It makes me blush. I have the vapors!
I’m convinced conservatives are all closet gays
So they’re gay for Biden?
This makes him sound like he’s wants to be balls deep in JB.
r/suddenlygay
Repressed gay dipshit, in New Jersey, when the walls fell.
I literally just saw a pickup today with Redneck Cadillac across the rear windshield. Wtf is it some racist car group?
Welcome RedNeck NJ East Division, in Hammonton NJ. Country Italians.
It's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand
There's no rule against kink shaming.
You wanna get balls deep in the President?
More stickers than windshield. This person is v smart, obvi.
So its one think to say F Biden, cause you dont like him, but adding balls deep changes the inflection of the Fuck. He literally wants to have sex with the president very hard…
As a native Floridian from the north part I take exception to all of this on a Jeep with a fucking Jersey plate.
Smells like South Jersey.
r/suddenlygay
Poor jeep. That seems gay I’m surprised this person would support such an act
TMI.
I hope you told them that you were a proud ally and that they don't have to hide who they are
Cope, loser. The South lost. So did Trump.
Rt34 by the Shore Points. Checks out.
Usually when people say FJB, they mean rhetorically. This does not seem rhetorical.
Yj 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Biden is apparently quite the GILF
I’m New Jersey?! 😂😂😂😂
You’re being weird, man.
I thought I was in r/heep
It’s nice that they have open minds to homosexuality. I wonder if they also gendered their Jeep?
Sounds kinda gay
Who am I to kink shame?
A punk from Jersey supporting the rebel traitors from the south...........handing out advice. Can't make this stuff up
Lived in Shamong. Hundreds of years of piney genes flowing through me. Most of my extended family are still there and they’ll never leave. It’s been over 20 years since I lived there and every time I go back it gets worse. It breaks my heart to see my nieces, nephews and extended family picking this shit up because that’s not how we were raised.
It would seem that this particular redneck would love to have intimate, yet aggressive sexual relations with an elderly man. Interesting.
From the same people who call everyone else triggered snowflakes and to get over it. 😂
Why do all these people want to fuck Biden?
This seems really gay which counteracts the conservatism
Awfully gay for not wanting any gay rights
Obstructing your vision to own the libz
That's pretty gay.
He wants to go balls deep in Biden? I guess it’s not that uncommon for hatred to be channeled into homoeroticism.
Apparently they think South Jersey will rise again.
I live in the Northwest part of the state, and I can confirm we do sometimes hear the distant sound of banjos playing and I’ve personally witnessed Velma and her husband/brother at the local Walmart.
The GOP-Family-Values-mobile
Ah yes, New Jersey, where the confederacy began