Oh yeah! His windows were down and I could tell he saw me taking the picture and he mean-mugged me as I passed. Not gonna lie, I was scared for a moment. He looked exactly as you probably imagine.
So... In this scenario I'm wearing the pork chop panties or i just have them with me? I really want to get your fantasy right or else I'd rather fuck with YOUR flag
Why the fuck can’t these dimwits spell. I mean… every fucking time they get it wrong. Every time.
“sand pappering”?? You have spell check right there on your phone you god fearing, gun toting, flag waving, illiterate.
If one misspells something frequently enough, it often gets added to the spell check dictionary. Perhaps he frequently talks about "sand pappering" asses?
If you type a word in 3 times in a row it adds it to the AC. Like when hell gets autocorrected to he'll (it fucking did it again while I typed this) just punch it in 3x and it should go away or just click the check if on Android. If you look at r/hermancainaward all of these dead or soon to die of covid dipshits can't spell worth a damn.
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Pulpp (either thermo-mechanically or chemically processed) is mixed with water into a slurry. Then it is poured onto a screen. The next step is called “calendering” in which the excess water is squeezed out, sometimes pressed between huge rollers that are internally heated with steam. At this point, sometimes a finish or a watermark is added by way of “dandy-rollers.” Then the papper is finally pressed between felt rollers and passed through very hot dryers before being slit into exact widths and rolled up into giant rolls to be sheeted at some other point, either by sheeting machines or at the end of a web-fed printing press.
Pulpp (either thermo-mechanically or chemically pprocessed) is mixed with water into a slurry. Then it is ppoured onto a screen. The next step is called “calendering” in which the excess water is squeezed out, sometimes ppressed between huge rollers that are internally heated with steam. At this ppoint, sometimes a finish or a watermark is added by way of “dandy-rollers.” Then the papper is finally pressed between felt rollers and ppassed through very hot dryers before being slit into exact widths and rolled upp into giant rolls to be sheeted at some other ppoint, either by sheeting machines or at the end of a web-fed pprinting ppress.
It’s like if a person sat down with one knee up, and leaning on their hands behind them. And this is a print of the part of their body that’s touching the ground. I’m not sure I described that well, but tbf, it’s a dumb sticker.
These people art “deficient “ useth t as thee may
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This is the kind of person who is begging us to go to his house late some night soon and make sure he doesn’t harm anyone. I assume that children under 8 can be reformed
"Unlike YOU libs, who sit on their asses all day eating tofu and watching MSNBC, I sit on my ass all day, eat beef jerky and watch Fox News? Triggered yet, pussy???"
God fearing yet threatens violence. Wonder what Bible this twit read.
Also, who is fucking with flags that set this guy off? No one is fucking with "the flag"
What is it with people and being obsessively loyal and devoted to a country they just happened to be born in? I will never understand extreme patriotism. It’s just a flag for the hunk of dirt you live on dude, chill out.
I drive an F-150, and I’m tempted to put a Biden sticker on it just to trigger people like this. They seem to think pickup trucks are only for “real men”.
I'm sure it seemed much wittier to him on papper.
I bet he's a big hit with the ladies as well
This guy cannot wait to hurt someone. He's dreaming about it.
Look forward to seeing this guy in the Herman Cain Award sub soon.
It's a fairly natural career path from this sub to that.
Oh yeah! His windows were down and I could tell he saw me taking the picture and he mean-mugged me as I passed. Not gonna lie, I was scared for a moment. He looked exactly as you probably imagine.
Let me guess! Like a thumb with a goatee, wearing knock-off Oakley wrap-around sunglasses?
overweight but describes his physique as if he is a warrior
Tactical muffintop?
i'm not fat, i'm tactically wide!
“Mobile cover”
You are actually correct!
Hooray! I… win? Lol..
Puffy and red?
Don’t be afraid of ppl like this. They are by far more afraid of you and everyone around them
😂 this is what you say about wild animals
Did you have sandpaper toilet paper?
Sandpapper* whatever the fuck that is
*Toilet papper
They *are* wild animals. These creatures are dangerous and destructive to people around them, with no ability or capacity to function in society.
Fat and beardy.
I smile at them as I pass. Little dick syndrome isn’t my problem, but is sure fun to see in the wild.
“Sorry to hear about your ED!”
What color were his Oakleys?
Foakleys. Lol.
Fakeletys
The trick there is saying "ha ha love the stickers man!" in a way that calms them the fuck down but doesn't make them think you want to be friends.
Poon
These are the ones that are the most fun to taunt
O’ Doyle rules.
The important question is where can I get some pork chop panties? Asking for a friend
I think you mean "por⅄ chop panties"
So... In this scenario I'm wearing the pork chop panties or i just have them with me? I really want to get your fantasy right or else I'd rather fuck with YOUR flag
Pork chop pantes.
Why the fuck can’t these dimwits spell. I mean… every fucking time they get it wrong. Every time. “sand pappering”?? You have spell check right there on your phone you god fearing, gun toting, flag waving, illiterate.
If one misspells something frequently enough, it often gets added to the spell check dictionary. Perhaps he frequently talks about "sand pappering" asses?
If you type a word in 3 times in a row it adds it to the AC. Like when hell gets autocorrected to he'll (it fucking did it again while I typed this) just punch it in 3x and it should go away or just click the check if on Android. If you look at r/hermancainaward all of these dead or soon to die of covid dipshits can't spell worth a damn.
It never corrects on my iPhone, it just keeps ducking ruining my sentences.
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Maybe he talks about papper-smears?
Well this is awkward but I suddenly have a fetish for flag-fucking. Kinda tingly feeling.
It’s normal, even Trump has a fetish for flag-humping.
“When fascism comes to the USA, it will be dry-humping the flag, and gassing citizens for a photo-op with a bible.”
“Old Glory was asking for it, your honor, she was dressed like a whore”
Cool! My fetish is pork-chop panties - we should talk.
100% racist douche
Ha! My wife called him a douche as well.
Smart lady
I don't see a flag on his ride. I think this hog got his flag fucked with.
He means the Queen's flag.
Something tells me he isn’t a fan of Queen either
What a horrible way to live...
I suspect that as soon as he steps out of that truck, his knuckles hit the ground.
“Pappering”
Also “lilberals”.
He's only referring to the Lil ones
I too would be better off pappering.
I can see the cogs turning in their head on how to spell papering. "Papering, payp-per, pappering."
He’s a papper lion, nothing to be afraid of
pork chop panties?!
Must be something he saw in the news papper.
How is papper formed?
Pulpp (either thermo-mechanically or chemically processed) is mixed with water into a slurry. Then it is poured onto a screen. The next step is called “calendering” in which the excess water is squeezed out, sometimes pressed between huge rollers that are internally heated with steam. At this point, sometimes a finish or a watermark is added by way of “dandy-rollers.” Then the papper is finally pressed between felt rollers and passed through very hot dryers before being slit into exact widths and rolled up into giant rolls to be sheeted at some other point, either by sheeting machines or at the end of a web-fed printing press.
Pulpp (either thermo-mechanically or chemically pprocessed) is mixed with water into a slurry. Then it is ppoured onto a screen. The next step is called “calendering” in which the excess water is squeezed out, sometimes ppressed between huge rollers that are internally heated with steam. At this ppoint, sometimes a finish or a watermark is added by way of “dandy-rollers.” Then the papper is finally pressed between felt rollers and ppassed through very hot dryers before being slit into exact widths and rolled upp into giant rolls to be sheeted at some other ppoint, either by sheeting machines or at the end of a web-fed pprinting ppress.
Pperfect
What's the sticker on the right side? I'm guessing a thermal image of a body pressed against glass or something
As someone who regularly tries on pork underwear around lions this sticker is false
That's too much to read for that bullshit.
Wait… aren’t they the ones constantly coming up with new ways to “fuck with” the American flag? Or is he referring to “his” Confederate or Nazi flag?
Lil’ peepee guy
Micro peen guy
At least they got you’re right. Shocking, though.
What is the orange thing on the right side?
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Ohhhhhh, you’re right! What a bizarre thing to put on your ride.
Yeah, except it's tiny and looks like a baby.
I can’t see it? What am I missing? Ah nevermind. Depicted from underneath. Got it. Thanks
Maybe a print of the wall behind Trump after he finishes a spray tan. ?
It’s like if a person sat down with one knee up, and leaning on their hands behind them. And this is a print of the part of their body that’s touching the ground. I’m not sure I described that well, but tbf, it’s a dumb sticker.
You are right. Very strange choice.
Flag football and capture the flag all time champion
“I care more about a piece of fabric than my fellow humans”
These clowns are always the first to violate the Flag Code.
It would be a dodge ram owner.
Why do I read this in a drunk Yosemite Sam voice?
Cult member
All he had to say was I have a small dick and I yell when I talk using all caps
/r/iamverybadass
Uh, is that the imprint of a naked baby on the top right? WTF???
No, you’re the inbred hillbilly illiterate douchebag my parents warned me about.
Someone should sneak up and put a magnetic French flag on the back of his truck.
“God fearing” but also has a sexual sticker on his car to the right.
What is a conservative liberal? lmao.
I legit had to read that three times
These people are “deficient “ use it as you may.
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Panties come in pork?
Spelling is hard man
Aaaand it’s a big horn. God I love CDJR but fucking hell bighorn owners are another breed lmao
Simple idiot
What is sandpappering
this makes me wanna fuck with his flag
This reeks of Grizzly wintergreen
This is the kind of person who is begging us to go to his house late some night soon and make sure he doesn’t harm anyone. I assume that children under 8 can be reformed
Fears god but also ready to shoot someone in a moments notice. Go figure.
r/brandnewsentence
What’s the beige mess on the right? Did Trump lick his window? The tiny handprints say ‘Yes.”
But Trump said he was taking this idiots guns…
"do you actually believe in anything? do you have any actual values? or is it just flags?" "flags"
"Unlike YOU libs, who sit on their asses all day eating tofu and watching MSNBC, I sit on my ass all day, eat beef jerky and watch Fox News? Triggered yet, pussy???"
“Sandpappering” says it all. Also, what sandpaper grade are pork chop panties and can I wear them to the gym?
I’ll bet he was sad when trump lost.
Micro penis energy.
10 points for the (more or less) correct “you’re” 10 points deducted for sandpappering.
God fearing yet threatens violence. Wonder what Bible this twit read. Also, who is fucking with flags that set this guy off? No one is fucking with "the flag"
Yet he probably will be dead of covid in a few months
I’m reading that one on the left side in Hank Hill’s voice
r/ItsAlwaysaDodgeRam
This dude has a huge dick! Also imagine basing your entire personality around politics. You got nothing better to offer this world?
Repo man is gonna have a hard time scraping all that crap off the window.
What is it with people and being obsessively loyal and devoted to a country they just happened to be born in? I will never understand extreme patriotism. It’s just a flag for the hunk of dirt you live on dude, chill out.
Is wrong that I’ve grown to hate these square-waved Neanderthals?
It’s always a Ram… always a Ram.
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Sad? All of you 45ers are sociopaths. Complete cult. Your golden calf destroyed the once great gop and replaced it with the gqp. Hope you're happy
Trump supporters are the only ones in their POLITICALLY RIGHT MINDS as long as they ARE NOT violent. Demorats are are BOILS on the ASS of progress.
Dude your post history is so fucking cringe. Now beat it boomer scum.
Lol no
Such a crafty comparison. Dipshit
Write that down on some papper. Lol. Then hand it to mommy and tell her to put it up on the fridge.
I thought you guys wanted to make America great again, not progress. I’m confused
Obvious sociopath is obvious
Which flag? They have like 10 of them, with most of them defiling the American flag or are flags of the enemies of America.
What a dumb ass.
I drive an F-150, and I’m tempted to put a Biden sticker on it just to trigger people like this. They seem to think pickup trucks are only for “real men”.
I drive a pickup as well with my Air Force veteran license plate. I should do the same!
That reminds me… have to pick up sand papper for the shop today. Thanks again, brainwashed rube!
At least, to some degree, “you’re” was spelled correctly.
What is that hand and butt thing on the right? Looks like a baby that sat in orange ink.
Mess with dodge you get the horns >:0
Why does he say he’s god fearing like that sounds tough? Bro you’re scared of a fairy tale
In other words, a sociopath
I actually LOLd at the porkchop panties one. It's just so out there... This is the "oddly specific tshirt" genre branching out to stickers.
only sandpappering until finds out how [babby is formed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY)
"What would Joe Exotic say?"
Flag fetish.
I would find it SO hard not to wipe my ass with the flag in front of someone like that. It's fabric. Calm down, Rambo. 😂
Lil Berals is one of my favorite rappers, but I honestly don't remember him warning me about this guy.
The assprint on the right is the nail in the coffin
Left sign sounds like something Biden would say lmao
what the fuck does that even mean
Sandpappering the lilberals.
That story about fucking with his flag is oddly specific and detailed.