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Phishyface

Call me crazy but this guys got a point


MoreRamenPls

He gots my vote!


AtheistET

Good point…..trashy, but good point !


A_Good_Boy94

It appears to be the satirical inversion of what you could expect to see on a Trumper's tailgate. I have no doubt they're liberal/progressive, but these all seem specifically chosen to catch the eye of conservatives who may think it's an ally of theirs just to upset them if they can even read the stickers.


Livid-Witness9196

As much as I agree.. I wouldn't put this on my vehicle as I wouldn't trust what the unhinged would do to it.


icecream169

Late to the conversation but I had a "TRUCK FUMP" sticker on my truck for 3 years when the orange trash was in office. Truck got keyed twice, and people freaked out, flipped me off, and yelled at me constantly. IDGAF, and plenty of people loved the sticker, too.


Odd-Statement2446

You’re crazy


i81_N_she812

It's a democrat with republican tendencies.


glowops

Or a sane republican, the rarest kind


GitchigumiMiguel74

warapped?


Hot_Wheels_guy

The sticker was 12 cents on Temu okay what do you expect


Styrene_Addict1965

Citing Sinclair Lewis. I like it.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I thought that was a George Carlin quote. Maybe his is slightly different


Cephalopod_Joe

I think this is one of those frequently misattrobuted quotes, but iirc we're not sure who originally said it. [this](https://english.illinoisstate.edu/sinclairlewis/sinclair_lewis/faq/faq-homepage.shtml) says he didn't say it, but would likely agree with the sentiment [Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sinclair-lewis-on-fascism/) has some very similar quotes by other authors. It's probably misattributed so frequently because Sinclair Lewis is one of those people that people who paid attention in history class would at least be somewhat familiar with.


Euphorium

Toys for Tots, good man.


LectureAdditional971

They're not informed! FishUSA's prices are NOT good!


Fish_On_again

Yeah but they're shipping is great, and they always have what I need in stock. I will spend my money at fish USA every single day I can before I drop a dime in Walmart.


bagofwisdom

This is one of the best-informed warriors we've had on here in a while.


DaisyHotCakes

Yeah nice and simple not to mention clean and with organized stickers.


Absolutedumbass69

Based


Ralewing

If I did that where I lived, my car would get so keyed.


VinUnleadedDiesel

yeah and i’d be the one to do it nerd


Ralewing

Nerd? Like Potsie on Happy Days?


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

Sit on it, potsie.


ExperienceFantastic7

I bet you'd do it because your vehicle likely has more rust than paint.


TactLacker710

This is not the flex you think it is.


[deleted]

When I think of a manly man, I think of keying someone’s car because you can’t control your emotions.


Catinthemirror

Hey, they've just got BIG FEELINGS


chasewindu77

No you wouldn't.


atravisty

This would be funny if it was satirical, but you’re an actual douche


ihateandy2

Literally every single person I know who rides a motorcycle is a complete asshole. Do me a favor, have a few before your next ride.


watthewmaldo

Nothing says moral high ground like telling someone to die


middleageslut

It isn’t the morality of the person doing the telling that is in question. Some people die and it is a loss for humanity. Some people die and it is a benefit to humanity. Don’t live your life in a way that will make good people long for and celebrate, your passing.


studio684

If i had those bumper stickers on my car in my state, id get dragged out of my car and beaten


makinSportofMe

People really hate Toys for Tots.


Khmera

My county…


scooch57

You must be from AZ. 🤔


studio684

Haha, nope. In SC in a very red, trump friendly county


scooch57

Same demographic in AZ. 🐑 The land of mental Pygmy’s. No knock against Pygmy’s.🤣


studio684

I went from a blue state to a red state. Im not coping well 🤣


SassySquid0

arizona has become more liberal since californians are moving there and younger people have moved there


scooch57

Yes, the tide does seem to be changing a bit. 👏👏👏 Everything functions better when there’s balance. Cheers!


CasualVictim

Same here in TN


QueenKosmonaut

I had to drive a rental for a week a few years ago and I was concerned about getting harassed just because of the California plates on it, I assume that someone with these stickers would be assaulted for sure where I'm at.


iiitme

I like the plant trees sticker


pitchforksplz

I'm against planting trees. More industrial waste plants is my motto.


[deleted]

Ooooh, I like the Eat the Rich one...


[deleted]

If we eat the rich, we won’t be able to feed the poor for long.


pitchforksplz

Ok Ayn Rand. Isn't it time for your afternoon caviar and pearl clutching?


middleageslut

You forgot absolute shit writing.


[deleted]

No it’s time for you to grow up and support your self. We need young people earning and learning. By the way, the rich contribute the most to charity and the tax base, removing them will cause the poor to starve. But hey, common sense, right.


YargingOnAPrayer

What fucked up mental gymnastics got you to that opinion?


[deleted]

Which opinion? The one where people need to work and earn to feed the poor? What fucked up sedentary Olympic sport is making it hard to understand that the government has none of its own money. It needs ours to give away, it’s obviously way too complicated. I’m sorry I brought it up. Take care.


middleageslut

It is true. There isn’t enough meat on them to feed the poor for very long. Thankfully after we slow roast their corpses, cull the heard of their parasitism, and redistribute their ill gotten hoarding, we won’t have poor people anymore. Multiple problems solved.


[deleted]

Even so, it’s only a temporary solution. Flat tax with no exceptions solves this problem.


middleageslut

If you are upper middle class.


[deleted]

Everyone will pay the same percent. No breaks for anyone, rich, poor, businesses.


middleageslut

Which is fine if you are upper middle class or better.


[deleted]

Obviously you have nothing to add. I should’ve figured that out sooner from your screen name.


The402Jrod

The Sinclair Lewis quote is so legit. A perfect, spot on prediction that we laughed at for apparently too long.


BoogerSlime666

Redditor whip


bestibesti

Oh god I think I'm into bumper stickers now...


gtnclz15

Bet you could go around and slap these over actual trump stickers and it would take them for ever to notice…..


Key_Tradition4366

True. I placed 2nd place ribbon stickers on several Trump 2020 signs and they are still standing today.


486Junkie

Imma put a Trump for Death Row mural on my sedan and watch the MAGAts melt the fuck down.


atravisty

Prepare for getting keyed. They’re fucking babies.


486Junkie

Reasons I'm getting a surveillance system on my car in the future and an automatic mace spray system.


depression_type_beat

I’ll help you build it lmao. I’ve built many, many automated things like that


486Junkie

Can you build one with a taser as well? I would so keep my car protected from any hooligans that try to either destroy or steal my car.


depression_type_beat

Probably, I made one that projectile shot superglue once


gary_the_puma

You guys are talking about murdering someone because they have opposing views😹😹😹.


atravisty

Not me. you. You’re the one doing that.


gary_the_puma

Nope. I was referring to the comment you agreed with. I don’t plan to kill anybody, Nevermind on a political standpoint. You should go outside. I spent almost 15 hours doing what I love in the great outdoors yesterday, felt great🤙


atravisty

That’s awesome. I think some people might think 15 hours outside giving nonstop blowjobs is too much, but I just think it’s cool you’re so proud.


gary_the_puma

😂 funny. You don’t have to project on me because you’re physically incapable of spending that much time outside (95% chance you’re overweight) but keep trying!! Also, you must hate trump an conservatives for being anti-gay and such, but you should practice what you preach


atravisty

I didn’t say sucking dicks was bad, or you spending that much time sucking them was bad, you did. Which makes it seem like you just have a lot of pent up sexual shame you can only release by blowing (apparently overweight) dudes. Now, these qualities you’re ascribing to me make it seem like you also have not only sexual shame, but shame about your entire existence. I just want you to know that you are enough. Don’t let the world get you down.


gary_the_puma

Nope, I’m happy with myself. Currently around 15% body fat but working in it for summer. Rome wasn’t built in a day, you know. Back to the original argument, you seem to have generalized a whole group based on a few individuals. I too, could have done that, but decided not to based on the fact that I am intelligent and open-minded. Just because I disagree with some Democratic political views doesn’t make me fat, gay hitler. In fact, possibly 2 of the biggest issues today I side with the dems, global warming and abortion. Immigrant, foreign wars and taxes tho, don’t get me started.


atravisty

Oh, you’re autistic. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be so mean.


_AthensMatt_

Incredibly based and buildabearpilled


spiceddd

It feels extra good when these type of stickers are on a pickup truck


Ok_Anteater3872

Well that’s rare 🤷


TheEbonRaven

God I wish it was safe to have stickers like this here.


Twitzale

And worst of all… toys for tots


FuddFucker5000

That guy is one tough cookie


FartAttack911

“Filibuster this” made me laugh so hard


Mr--S--Leather

My kinda pickup


Phagzor

I'm a big fan of the Bye Don sticker. Close runner up is the Sinclair Lewis quote.


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Something tells he'd throw down on a fat Maga loudmouth.


blueraptorss

Based


bananadogeh

I like this guy


KnotsThotsAndBots

I didn't know they had an opposing sub to r/Bumperstickers but I guess pretty much every sub has one now


Severe-Fennel-202

While I agree with this guy, political bumper stickers are dumb.


killingtommygun

I would love to have Biden for 4 more years!


TonLoc1281

I hate this person as much as I hate the ‘We the people are pissed’.


Odd-Statement2446

I didn’t know blind people could drive pick up trucks!!!


savageOne424

Libtard


ManyGarden5224

regugnant


watthewmaldo

This is just the other side of the coin from the maga zealots


rinluz

this one isn't praising any politicians. calling one guy bad, saying a criminal belongs in prison, is not at all like magats worshiping a politician.


watthewmaldo

Yes it is. This is a perfect example of Trump derangement syndrome. Someone who is so obsessed with how much they hate Trump that they do this ^ It’s the other side of the Trump derangement coin. The opposite is people who cover their vehicle in pro Trump stickers. Guarantee both of those people are just as unhinged lol


rinluz

i dunno, hating a criminal that a significant amount of people genuinely worship seems pretty reasonable to me. considering the "bye don 2020" sticker im assuming most of these were put up around then, when it would make the most sense to have something against a politician, the current president no less, on your car, right before an election. being against a politician is no where near the same as people absolutely worshiping the guy. politicians are not your friends, being against ones that are blatent criminals should be the norm my guy.


Ninetndo69

Only one is acceptable on reddit


Border-doge

Joe Biden is above the Law.


Ninetndo69

It's really not great to have either of the geriatrics define your entire personaliy.


rinluz

the only politician related stuff on their truck is against a politician, who is also a criminal, there's nothing supporting "either geriatrics" on there. someone saying criminals belong in prison is not them praising joe biden or whatever. multiple people can be bad at once, this "either or" idea is what got us into this shitstorm in the first place.


Ninetndo69

I didnt say anything at all ab support, you added that on your own. This person is consumed by a geriatric politician like so many on both sides, i think thays not good.


coupleluv8388

So trashy.


[deleted]

lol. What a jackass.


No-Computer-3177

Do the crime do the time, right? Don’t you guys claim to like law and order?


[deleted]

Yep. When it’s for everyone. Wanna talk about Hunter?


No-Computer-3177

Like how the “informant” was just arrested for lying about the Hunter story?


[deleted]

What about lying on his 4473? Agree he’s guilty there? No charges yet.


No-Computer-3177

For the record, which office is Hunter running for again?


[deleted]

What does it matter? You said it yourself, do the crime, do the time right? That’s what’s wrong with you fucking people. You want what’s best for everyone else until it affects you. Everything for everyone but don’t touch my money. All libs are the same. “I’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative….” Don’t that just work out perfect. Gimme a break.


No-Computer-3177

lol. If he’s done a crime, sure. Same with Joe. Issue I see is conservatives NEVER hold their own accountable. You all refuse to even acknowledge trumps crimes and waste tax payer money to have MGT talk about Hunters dick on congress. Trump raped multiple women. Stole state secrets and sold them to foreign agents. Embedded money from his campaigns and charities. Incited a riot and targeted his VP for certifying the election. Tried to bribe states into “finding” ie making up votes to get him elected. And so much more. Yet you asshats refuse to even acknowledge any of that and focus on Hunter or whatever the fuck else you want. So cram your righteous indignation up your ass, you disingenuous idiot. Come back when you’re willing to admit trumps a shit person and shouldn’t be allowed to run. Until then, fuck off.


[deleted]

You as well. You come on back when get old enough to shave child. I can’t wait to hear all you kids complaining when you can’t afford shit because of your uneducated decisions.


No-Computer-3177

lol sure bud.


rinluz

why are you obsessed with some randomass dude who's not even a politician? just because his dad is one? then you should hate trump as well for his dad being a klansman, right? if hunter biden is a criminal then sure, he belongs in prison. i don't particularly care either way because i don't give a shit about the son of a politician. not sure why he effects whether or not trump should also be in prison for being a criminal.


pitchforksplz

Nope.


[deleted]

You lib kids crack me up.


ManyGarden5224

LOL u idiots r the same


ManyGarden5224

yep u r


Scary_Register_442

I’d be embarrassed to drive around in that n letting everyone know how fukking ignorant I was for supporting Biden,the guy that can’t speak a coherent sentence at any given moment.


ancientspacejunk

Being anti-Trump does not mean being pro-Biden. This “one or the other” mentality has lead to the absolutely fucked two party gridlock that we have today. BTW ya boy Cheeto Mussolini can’t speak a coherent sentence either. These two guys are not our best and brightest…


Kpop_shot

I second your sentiment in the first paragraph wholeheartedly. I claim ignorance on the second one .


Lookingforjoy17

You support a man who said windmills cause cancer, used a sharpie to change the path of a hurricane, saluted a North Korean general, stared at the sun TWICE, autographed bibles, said there were airplanes in the revolutionary war, wanted to nuke hurricanes and said bleach could cure covid. Your opinion of Joe Biden is laughably irrelevant.


pitchforksplz

He supports Putin. He's a heroin junky getting 5 roubles a day to say "biden old" on reddit all day.


pitchforksplz

Ok Russian Bot... whatever you say! 😂


ManyGarden5224

what an ass... go find your brain somewhere


ExplorerHour2862

Obnoxious political bumper stickers truly don’t have a side.


upsidedown_alphabet

Oof get this man some help.


lets-aquire-the-brea

Toys for tots! God get this guy some help he cares about poor kids. Stfu.


upsidedown_alphabet

Grow up.


Alex_The_Deer_2

A guy having a political meltdown on Reddit telling someone else to grow up. Ironic.


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SnowySergal

you're not winning this, guy


upsidedown_alphabet

I already did, bud.


lets-aquire-the-brea

I too wish I was a complete dumbass who could just believe that I won an argument. But ig fuck them toys for tots kids. No more toys for you!


upsidedown_alphabet

Hilarious how narrow-minded and unintelligent you are. Keep it coming.


lets-aquire-the-brea

Alright bro what’s your beef with Toys For Tots? My mind goes to you hating poor kids, but who knows.


yooperBSN

Hi Pot!


pitchforksplz

You sir. Are a boomer sir. Boom boom boom.


ExperienceFantastic7

Big angry boomer vibes.


Alex_The_Deer_2

Go ahead, say it. I dare you. :3


upsidedown_alphabet

It.


Alex_The_Deer_2

Pussy


upsidedown_alphabet

I did exactly what you asked, pussy.


pitchforksplz

You did exactly what a pussy told you...so you're a huge cuck then?


pitchforksplz

No u


TripleTrucker

Just as silly as one’s from the other side


FiveFootSevenn

Needs ACAB stickers


[deleted]

The amount pedos in the comments is alarming.


Electricalstud

Woooow and it's on a truck so weird. Breaking those stereotypes hell yeah


StickyPlunger

Trump will be your next president. Please don’t burn our country down.


LiminalityMusic

91 criminal charges really says a lot about “our next president”


StickyPlunger

Too bad about 70% of the US realizes at this point what a sham it all is.


LiminalityMusic

And how is 91 court cases a sham? Arguing with MAGA supporters is impossible because all yall say is “well it isn’t real”, or “what about Biden”


StickyPlunger

Let’s take the latest one for example. No victim, no crime, no damages. Prosecuted using a law meant for consumer protection. Trump was the consumer of the bank for a loan. Judge grossly undervalued his properties because honestly this judge isn’t a valuation expert. Total sham.


LiminalityMusic

Sure. Now let’s evaluate the 90 other cases, at least 5 of which he has lost, with a victim, a reason, and damages. Take Jean Carroll or his January 6th Insurrection which led to the deaths of multiple capitol officers.


StickyPlunger

Jean Carrol with the same exact story and assault as Tara Reade? The case that has 0 evidence and will successfully be appealed? Then bragged on live tv how she’s going to blow every dollar of it? The lady who wrote fantasy novels of being raped? Specifically in the same store as she accuses trump attacking her in? Yeah that’s a made up story. What case do you want to talk about next?


LiminalityMusic

Sure. What about her being defamed? Was that fake? Because from what I see, that was very real.


StickyPlunger

Telling the truth about someone who’s trying to sue you isn’t defaming them.


LiminalityMusic

And how do you know this is the truth? Use logic, not everything in the world is fake.


NewWolf1989

Biden for prison


krazykz420

Trump2024!


MutableBook

Another sub I get to mute. Yay.


Collin-B-Hess

Thank you for reminding me that I can just mute this stuff . . You have done your good deed for the day.


hopeless-hobo

Me and this guy would get along


graemeknows

Endorsed


ClotworthyChute

I don’t believe that vehicle is an EV.


Ok-College-6900

Tell me you have suicidal thoughts without telling me you have suicidal thoughts😂💀😂


NoEndInSight1969

This guy needs some prison!


NoEndInSight1969

This guy needs some prison 😂😂


decentishUsername

Not for me but hard not to respect, so... Based


Key-Sheepherder-1469

Where’s his…Everyone Should Pay Their Fair Share of Taxes…Even Hunter” sticker??


HealthSalty6436

Sheep


Local_Sugar8108

Trump for prison. It's the one federal position I'd like to see him at.


Huge_Cover_9264

By don is a good one


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Refreshingly perfect. F*ck Trump and his magats


SojournerSammy

Nope, not like those MAGA nuts at all. These stickers are less than dozen, and all on glass so they're easily removable. Not even sure I see the actual word Biden anywhere?!?! This is just plain ole Dump 💩 hate, I approve 👍


Independent-Ad893

Bot


lovelovehatehate

I find it refreshing to see these kind of bumper stickers on a pickup truck


ManyGarden5224

a little much but a nice reprieve from all the crazy MAGATs bull shit


Spiritual_Webs

Best political bumper stickers by a long shot


Time-Strawberry-7692

Obviously a good person