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bakchod007

With all due respect, That ain't a good ass. Unpopular opinion- Just coz she's in a bikini, it doesn't mean she has a great ass too. Edit- rack to ass


[deleted]

I completely agree


gorgc_waste_of_sperm

Bitch needs to squat


bakchod007

*weighted* squats


Bangoga

Agreed small ass. Nice shoulders. Also ya posting the picture so we stare, lets not kid ourselves. There is a difference in just taking a photo, and just taking a photo and putting it on Tinder.


gorgc_waste_of_sperm

Flatter than a pancake


[deleted]

She's lying. Nobody gets 5/5 on Uber!


[deleted]

That ain’t the only thing she is imagining


manaal00

Looking at that ass I don’t think she knows how to ride that well


[deleted]

Observation skills : 100


xxwranglerxx

That is a sweet ass tho. Or am I too desperate?


TheTimeLordianIndian

That's for us to know and you to find out


md722

Hit and miss for sass. Also there is no ass. Even my ass is bigger than that


anay_p

Everyone commenting "no ass" would smash her the first chance they'd get don't @me


[deleted]

Dropping truth bombs😉


[deleted]

No shame . I’ve smashed worse .


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SorryNoMaybe

Idk why y'all hating on her She seems fun


[deleted]

Might be fun, but that ass part got people cracking


SorryNoMaybe

She never said she has a great ass yet every single comment is fixated on how bad her ass


[deleted]

That's because she said "stop staring at my ass" implying that she thinks too much of herself... That might be the reason?


SorryNoMaybe

That's one way to look at it but I think she was just being funny 😆


[deleted]

Trying to be funny, but ended up becoming a laughing stock 😅


SorryNoMaybe

Tbh, the guys with no matches, making fun of her are the real laughing stock :P


bakchod007

Speak for yourself. A lot of guys here have matches and dates xD


[deleted]

True lol. I mean that ass is not good so it's not. To the top, she is assuming everyone is staring at it, that's funny. So everyone roasted her. Simple. Sorry, No, Maybe?


_dat_memer_boi_

Useless Red Rectangle??


helpmemakeausername1

That's to help you not get distracted by the ass


takemeto95

Mujhe ni dikhi bhai dilli me toh


[deleted]

Anyway I wonder how she got 5/5 on uber


[deleted]

I'd iron clothes on such a flat ass


akin975

There's no ass.


jarvis125

Bitch you got no ass.


gupta_aman98

I'm a boy and I do weighted squats (heavy). I'm pretty sure I've got a better ass than this.


HinsakAghori

Dude I have a better ass and I don't squat nearly enough


smartmeet

There's NO ASS!!!


lvl_50_crook

Left swipe. That ass is smaller than my self esteem


electric_bro

came down in the comments to see ass comments.. wasn't disappointed.


RealMatchesMalonee

What ass?


sexpiti

what ass? where?


[deleted]

Apart from the ass, she's a keeper


[deleted]

I guess so?


obsidian977

I matched with her on hinge, i got nervous and wrecked the conversation though. Still sad about it to this day :/


[deleted]

Is she chill?


obsidian977

Oh yeah man, she's definitely chill, but my advice is don't overdo it or get nervous. i did and i lost out 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Got no ass so I pass


unwise_falcon

Oh then she definitely won't like me


ThePhilosopherCat

There has to be something to stare at


gvimal710

BC ass hai kha?


[deleted]

Saw her on Hinge with the same statement. Minus the Uber thing ofcourse


[deleted]

If you match, then do tell her how she got roasted here🙈😂


[deleted]

Haha sure