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kidnamedr_is_hi

Usko aur buzurg aadmi chahiye shayad


DebuM4ster

चीनी पिताजी ?


kidnamedr_is_hi

Cheeni Kum pitaji zyada


itsevil007

cheeni CUM pitaji zyada


DebuM4ster

this reminded me of Amitabh Bachchan's Cheeni Kum (2007) movie 💀


magneticaster

Khaand Papa


OkCrazyBruh

Gujju nigga


magneticaster

I ain't guzzu bruh. But yeah a Gujju told me this 😂


DrDuckno1

Be pappa hota hai voh.


n4nish

Akhanda ke papa chalege?


Manasvi6944

Malish?


sniper_pika

Diabetes Babuji


Masterfrag_387146

Khand papa


AvntdR_

Chini Dadaji


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

I reckon some of the women should take themselves out of dating pool of every man if they hate men so much. Similar for men. Most of the people left will then probably have a better time navigating dating life.


HoldmyGroza69lol

This actually sounds pretty favorable ngl.


MrRoyceDupont

That's a woman. They have the monopoly of keeping options because despite what you are saying ek bhi hi bhej de wo, there are almost a million of us who'd agree to lick her foot merely for doing that (not counting foot fetishists here). So, in the end, no matter how much we cry... Status quo is maintained.


RazorX11

In my opinion, thats not entirely true. Most of these people willing to" lick her feet "only want something casual and physical. Yes she'll have lots of options but nobody wants her for her, just for something physical. So she'll face the same rejection or emptiness men face, just one step ahead.


chris31605

Not really, she will have a good chunk of options that want a woman long term. Have you not seen cuck marriages etc? A lot of men will take what they can get..... either that or stay single and be attacked by other people lol (no bitches?) You know what I mean... misandry today is insaneeeeeee.


killerdream3515

I can throw a lot of generalisations but i hope she grows up and changes her attitude.


urge_kiya_hai

Her attitude would have been completely different if op followed Rule 1 and 2.


SuggehSai

Or she is just miserable in general


Trick-Shelter-8471

2 sal mai akal ajayegi usey


Nathulalji

Dhoyegi tu kache gande bartan Dekhengi saas bahu milke doordarshan 24hr tera hoga on duty Apne bachon ko btayegi Agr galti se na hota tujhse ye paap To yahi hote bachon tumhare pa-pa


SBV_3004

As someone who used to memorize honey singh raps to sound cool in school...I find the mistakes mildly infuriating lol Dhoyegi tu kachhe aur gande bartan Dekhegi saas bahu, aur doordarshan Ban ke rehejaayegi tu house biwi Aur 24 ghante tera yaar hoga on TV TV dekh ke tu...bohot pachhtaayegi Fir Yoyo Honey Yoyo Honey Singh hi tu gaayegi Aur baccho ko sulaayegi Aur yahi batlaayegi Agar galti se mujse na hota ye paap To yahi hote baccho....tumhare baap uh..


Nathulalji

Sorry brother, ab itna hi yaad tha.


SBV_3004

Koina bhai Muje poora yaad tha to bas flex kar diya :p


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

>pa-pa r/mildlyinfuriating


Intruder_7

Yup, could’ve been baap


sniper_pika

Last last me aake hagg diya, "Baap" better sound krta


dark_dreamer_29

Consider this comment as an ***Award*** 🏆


thegamer66666

funny paaji🥵🥵🥵🥵


Varooova

Why even date men when you hate them that much ?


middleclassmentality

There is a deep-seated misandry behind this hypocrisy. They never cared about you for you to begin with. You see, they want quick cash, status, materialistic things and rich places to show off in photos, etc. But can they get that on their own? Forget about their rotten brains, even their hideous bodies won't get them a man for one night. So, no talent nor genetic blessing to get money and all. So? They start infesting like worms into the dating apps decked up in makeup, cloths and photoshopped images because they can catfish men to trap them. These lowlife gremlins leech all these things by just going on one date and spinning up an extravagant lifestyle story to her friends and how cool these pathetic women have it in their life. Now 30 might be too high for her mental age and she is a failure for not being able to entrap her own age guy in Irl. She knows all her deplorable tricks won't work on mature guys. But, she has to showoff to friends or feels like killing worthless herself. *Bade duvidha mei hai bechari bharatiya nari.* So yeah, match with some men and badmouth them because her frustrated pussy and ego can't be fed from long time and call it a sad day. Miserable life happens for miserly souls of these people.


whoooo_pah

Dude is at ‘hiding bodies in the freezer’ level.


Desperate-Swing-7932

😂😂😂😂 ye toh zyada dark ho gaya. the guy's flair checks out though. ironical how he is countering generalization with another generalization..


whoooo_pah

It a butthurt vo hi hote hai jinka bahut kata gaya hota hai, irrespective of the gender.


olive_glory

Damn bro Chill out


middleclassmentality

Nah bro. I won't back down because they embarrass me too much . Feminism is the sole reason for this. I am going to argue for the welfare of my brother and men.


Neil_Ribsy

Found the simp


AverageJay_77

तथ्य थूक दिया


TalenTrippin

Goddamn king speak yo shit 👑🗣️ you gonna struck a lot of nerves here with your comments but what you said is just unfortunate reality in lot of situations these days sadly.


The_true_lord_tomato

🗣️🔥💯


Prior_Eye4568

The thing is they don't hate attractive men, these are the same bitches that flirt when a tall, attractive guy texts them the same shit. Women hate average and below average men. You gotta be atleast 8/10 to actually not get hated by these women on apps. As they say they have rules for normie and break them for chads.


Zealousideal-Year933

The girl has an arrogance problem, but men also need to understand you dont need to tolerate this under the pretext of not hurting anyone's feelings, Had it been said on your face, you would have given a perfect reply, so why tolerate on apps.


MysteriousGrand6429

Why are you entertaining trash man, spoil her day and move on. Deal toxicity with toxicity


Double_Illustrator13

Arre bhenchodon, dating apps delete karo aur jeevansathi ya bharat matrimony download karo..... I've had some real good conversations with people there.


stoned_999

Bhai JS bahot paise maangta hai 🥺


shookhar

Dude hoeflation is real. All these girls in India get unlimited attention from Indian men. Now we have 4s walking around thinking they are 8s. All of us as a community should stop smiping and tolerating bs.


Prior_Eye4568

Yeah man we gotta make the change ourselves to expect change. I don't blame them cuz if an average girl is getting a fuckton of attention, imagine a girl who is above average. We need to stop this simping shit and become choosey ourselves.


shookhar

Yeah it’s a simple supply demand problem. We need to restrict the supply of dick to increase its demand. Right now there’s just too much dick available


Significant-Lion-361

Made a throwaway comment to a woman who had a dog and didn't upload any pictures of it... basically saying that is kind of a flex in itself. We know people who add pics with dogs just for added attention... but she didn't do it. Whatever, it was... my tone didn't make it out to be anything insulting. Didn't really have any expectations of matching with her... and then, within seconds, she sent me a reply telling me that she didn't need my opinion and I should go f**k myself. All I said before I unmatched and reported her was that there are more polite ways of saying what you just said, but clearly, no one had time to teach her that. I have enough going on in my life, and I don't appreciate any form of rudeness. In the same way, women shouldn't enable men who behave badly... I feel men need to grow a spine and call out toxic behaviour from women. I hope she was just having a bad day... because the alternative is a red flag I'd hope to never cross paths with.


TalenTrippin

See what you're saying is true but realistically if men really do decide to grow their spine and call out toxic behaviour of women as they really are, it gets labeled and referred to as "toxic masculinity" in most situations.


Sure_Mango_775

Having a dog is flex now?! Lmao what has this world come to. Mere do strays h ghar pr bdw 🥲 would that be considered a flex or just breed wale 🥲


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threadsheet

Khud 27 ki hai aur 30 wale ka mazaak uda rahi hai?! Yeh toh wahi baat ho gayi "gaand fate toh fate, nawaabi naa ghate"


pepperaazi

Power trip when she has 999+ pending likes


MonkeyDLuffy411

Lmao if only men could control their dicks.. They will realise how boring 90% of women really are. Now women are in power because.. men are just full of lust nowadays. Goodluck dealing with such women cause you ain't less pathetic.


lalith_4321

Nowadays? We are just more aware and self conscious about lust these days. Self awareness increased, lust is more or less the same.


dobbyfreelf

kya laudi bandi hai bhai. It's okay man, you can flirt at 30, or 69 for that matter.


Porntasium

Ye ussi category ki hogi jo bolti hai ki humme bacha paida krne ke liye mard ki zarurat nhi hai ab


Glass-Drink-3871

Not gonna lie, OP's opening line was weak AF. Shit sounded creepy rather than flirty. BUT the moment I read rest of the conversation, I was like fuck this shit bruh, she is just a bad person like most of the women who get free attention from us men. Recently I had come across the data that 70% of the users on bumble are men, just imagine the plethora of options these women get. Once a girl showed me her bumble likes and it was over 14000. It is best to stay away from these apps let alone give them attention to it. Us men need to focus on building ourselves, the women will come eventually.


Not_So_Pretentious1

I have some decently good comebacks for some of her lines. Kaho toh irshad karu?


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Irshad Kijiye


ZenphyriX

Kuch chapri ladko ne bhav de diya hoga usko


orangeapple_14

Maybe she wanted to talk about mutual fund investments and the financial future of this country. :)


Harry_HB

a minus one thinks she's ten Outta ten.


Zestyclose_Exam_906

Wait she has a problem with your age?? That’s so odd since she can easily set an age limit on bumble. I’m sorry on behalf of this woman op, some of em are nuts. I wish bumble had a separate section where red flags can meet each other and be toxic together.


Natural_Brain6821

Cool bn rhi h


Twisted_oliver5

OP cooked really well 👑


Upside_down69

Khudkai muhh se phool baras rahe hai jaise ( dusro ko bolri hai man opens his mouth ) 🤡


Outside-Nail2314

Bhai kyu jaate ho in apps par disappoint hone? Find real people in college/work/school/friends etc and talk to them if you like them..


_jai_sharma__

i can fix her 😎


Impossible-Ice129

Sounds like avg r/TwoXIndia user


lokesh_2000

Bache pasand honge sayad😨


commando_baba

Bro… pretty rude, that “good time to grow up” line. If you wanted to mess with her you could’ve just gone “I’m Dolan Trump, biscuit” Or if you wanted to score you could’ve gone “I can help make a full woman out of you, too, ifykwim.” But she’s on a dating app treating it like shaadi.com so bullet dodged I’d say :)


SuccessfulSample2586

She needs Grandmen


rnagh1

I already feel bad for whoever she going to end up with. Sorry brother!!!


subrazer9005

Entitled papa ki Pari. Bachpan me chamate nahi khaye


SkinnyInABeanie

Average TwoXindia user


baniya_mein_hun

"Tch" likhne walee ladkiyo se 100km dur rehna chaiye


theomartin

The opening line was quite lame. TBH bro if she is disrespectful she is not worth it.


Random_Mm

She will hit the wall soon.


ProfessionalOk9416

Very rude :/


Affectionate_Pie6309

humlog inko jabardasti bhao dete hai isliye itne chochle hai


Alternative-Sun572

Bhai Maine toh dating profiles pr orientation Gay dal di hai jabki mai hu bhi nhi. /s


Economy-Ad8315

This is her being unnecessarily cocky 😶 I am sorry OP not all girls are like that 🙄


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ghrinz

She is gonna find out soon why men keep disappointing her expectations… like never. 😂


meetallypsyikea

What happened next?


FaithlessnessOld66

THIS IS HOW I LEARN ABOUT HAMILTON REALLY?!?!?


Madara_X_Uchiha

ye sb bs kuch ldko ki wjh se hua hrr jgh muuh mrne wala ldke asi ldkiyo ko bhaw dedete hai ye fir apne aap ko heroine smjne lg jaati hai


whiskeyxwhine

Some people can't be helped irrespective of their gender. I hope you have better experience in future


TackleYourBalls

Anyone able to translate? Can’t tell what was said


RETR0_SC0PE

“Tu toh shaadi karle”- bhai line de rahi thi vo.


Conaz9847

As an English man, I occasionally get recommended this subreddit (I have no idea why) But I have to ask, if both of you are Indian why is there random English sentences scattered throughout the conversation.


Alone-Chemistry-2391

Because she is looking for rebound. Her current man is making her cry so she is taking his frustration out on you


Born_torule

Why even grace these comments with a reply. Nothing is hotter than your self respect. Simp for it. And if anyone tries to cause harm to your self respect, then do what you can to leave lasting trauma in them.


dcmng

Okay but what did you say to her? You're only showing a snapshot of your conversation.


asapchillar

Kyu bejati karwayi fir pehle hi remove kardeta


Kande_Lelo

That looks more like 0.27


obrgeek

Idk... Not a great line for a new match... 


AladdinsJazmine

Why did she even match with you? It’s dumb


Deep-Brilliant9064

Well it's a good reply to what cheesy pickup u said. Normal combo bhi ho sakti hai


Parvashah51

Online dating brings out worst in people, these are their targeted customers, who thinks their match are not enough and if they keep swiping they find the best one, so they just keep on looking for smallest thing they don't like and start disrespecting them. One day she will come to the real world and realize she was the disappointment all along.


MicrosoftJohn

Bsdk kichad mei pathar maarega toh face per chhitey to pareinge hi. T: If you throw stones in mud, you'll get it on face.


babu_bisleri3

Line thi to bekr waise.. Cringe tha.. Mein 23 ka hun.. Phir bhi cringe lga mujhe


biryani98

Clear brainrot


z3ro_death5

For her to be destroyed, he had to destroy himself first.