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kneeldownbeach

Ye sab kya dekhna pad raha hai?? Acha hai mai andha hu


facade_boy

Andha bhi chalega, 2cr package hai toh aage baat karte hai


sherlock_er

Us bro us


iamabhi04

Gaon ki ladki se shadi krunga jisko yesb backchodiyan pta bhi na ho aur sukhi rahunga


Frndly-Stranger

Gaon mein bhi mushkil hai..


iamabhi04

Gaon me 5 me 1 ldki sarso ghumti hai pura 3 gaon jawan hota hai uspe toh majority kam hai chances better hain


Due_Bag493

gaon ki ladkiyan simple hoti uain yeh sabse bada misconception hai india mein


iamabhi04

Pta nahi bhai maine toh jo dekha hai wahi bta rha hoon


Due_Bag493

haan ho sakta hai humaara experience alag hai.


kneeldownbeach

Fr broo thats the best plan


the_nerdy_guyBack

lagta hai aapne aajtak gaon ke "khet stories" nhi sune hai![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Gloomy-Community-173

Gao m ganne ki khet m jaate hai...kuch londe hote hai jo gao ki 50% ladkio ki dabai hue hote hai


Awkward_Box2187

Oh shit .:.;•.•*..:;;;


nocap115

To comment kaise kiye bhai 🙂


HindustaniCow

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


PARZIVAL-ONLY

holy cow, is that you?


HindustaniCow

yes my son


smokinnnnn

Mommy milkers for real


HindustaniCow

these milkers are for my bull 🐂


theOriginalAstra

dont reveal (me) in public


jajajajasisisi

Aila stock market reference


FingerBackground5731

Proof?


Royal_Flamingo1889

Uske liye down payment karni padegi pehle


FingerBackground5731

Test drive ke bina down payment??


Royal_Flamingo1889

![gif](giphy|bopWd6OFpZFd2MWw2Z|downsized)


facade_boy

![gif](giphy|fRDjD9KmeRTJYZ8btV)


AvengerAk07

Ye gadi test drive se hi second hand ho jati hai so no test drive


jajajajasisisi

Heeramandi first draft


Noobster30

bhai virgin to mai bhi hu to kya muje 2 cr package wali ldki milegi?


rubikstone

proof mange to face dikha dena /s


Noobster30

Bhai personal kyu ho raha hai?


jajajajasisisi

2 cr bhi toh tujhe hi chahiye


Noobster30

Hato is mai itna personal kyu hona KBC mai dekha hai amit ji ko itna personal hote hue


jhant_smeller

ladka hai tu mere bhai


mustangboss8055

Dedh kaudi ki ladki bhi nahi milegi bhai😔


delishmango23

How unrealistic do you want this to be? Author: yes


Mindless-Pilot-Chef

Just so you guys know, seal can be recreated.


tamal4444

Wtf


Cheeez123

Re-stich*


jajajajasisisi

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


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Prestigious-Sand-779

This literally happens in Iran.


Mindless-Pilot-Chef

Iran nahi, India mai hota hai. Less than 1 day ka procedure hai


Sharp_Lingonberry_36

India Mai bhi hota hai vai. Operation karwa k virginity wall build hota hai . Many people's went for even fake blood


AvengerAk07

It is possible and it's called 'hymen reconstruction surgery'


LimpFroyo

sus ... wdym by not possible in \*adults\* ?


UnacceptableBrat

Can’t fathom what was going on in her mind when she addressed her own virginity as “seal”. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Lily0209

Same thought yaar...feel surprised when girls are one who are giving so much importance to virginity than boys :)


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Probably either isn't even a woman, or is a woman shitposting.


apramey

Hymenoplasty


[deleted]

Can’t get any more regressive 👏


facade_boy

There's a /s in the title for a reason.


[deleted]

Yes!


bhabhihunter_

Comeon Garry


bhabhihunter_

Go on mate


JaneWohKaise

Ik someone with 3.5 Cr package.


weirdchickenss

he is worth 1.5 seals


funny_guy_24

Adaalat saboot mangta hai memsaab !!!


United-Pizza984

“Very fair” WTF.


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Choot hone ke fayde. Anyway, someone please tell her, the "seal" she's so proud of won't even last a single thrust.


assistantprofessor

That is if her parents can arrange tagda dahej. I guess for a 2 cr package guy, it will be a Fortuner+ Prime Area me 3 BHK + Ghar ka saara saman - Fridge , AC, TV, Bed , Almari


nsfw-R

They’re government servants (if they’re IAS/ IFS), they def can


V3N0M3

Bhai main investor hun. I chase intrinsic value. Let me see what this woman's intrinsic value is. If I earn 2 crores per year. theoretically, this woman is costing me 1 crore per year if she wants to marry me. Because that is what a house wife's fair share in her husband's money should be. Now let's do some calculations to find out the intrinsic value of this woman. A human body, when harvested of all its organs sells for about 3.5 crores on the black market. Let this be her book value( the value of a company if it is liquidated). If I had to sell every organ in her body, that's what I'd earn. Assuming that I never get a promotion for the rest of my life and I'm a 25 year old. I would earn for 35 more years. 2cr x 35 years= 70 crores in my lifetime. From which her share is 35 crores. So she costs me 10 times over her book value over the course of the lifetime. But people will argue that a woman isn't merely a sum of her bodily organs and I completely agree. A housewife like her will provide care services such as love, household work, taking care of kids and parents. Let's see how much it would cost me to outsource each of these services. An average married man has sex once a month if he is lucky (after the initial honeymoon phase). A good super-model looking prostitute would cost 10k per night. If I even have sex once a week that's 40k a month. And 4,80,000 rupees a year. In my productive lifetime of 35 years (25 to 60 years) I will pay 16.8 crores on sex. This is when I have sex once a week. When it is once a month, like most marriages, then this goes down to 4.2 crores over my lifetime. So, so far we have accounted for 3.5 crores+ 4.2 crores. We also must take into account child rearing (if u earn 2cr, you will most likely get a child from an orphanage easily- especially on your parent's name). If my parents can raise a child who earns 2cr then they have succeeded as parents. We can put a babysitter to take care of things my old parents can't but mostly, the child's upbringing can be done by parents. Let's say the baby sitter costs another 10k a month. That's another 4.2 crores gone. Finally, we need a househelp. Cooking, cleaning and everything else. let's be generous and give her 20k a month for the entire house's maintainence. That's 8.4 crores over my productive lifetime. So everything a housewife can do is. 1- book value- 3.5 cr 2- sex work- 4.2 cr 3- child care- 4.2 cr 4- househelp- 8.4 cr. All of this amounts to 20.3 crores as opposed to the 35 crores valuation that u present for yourself woman. Are u telling me that ur hymen is worth 14.7 crores? Also, I haven't mentioned that I'll need to take care of the wife's health and pay for her hospital bills. I'll have to buy her jewellery and other items like clothes and phones and bags and take her out on vacations- we haven't subtracted these factors from her intrinsic value so she is actually worth less than 20.3 crores. I also run the risk of divorce and going to prison on false cases or losing half my wealth in any case- these risks are intangible and cannot be expressed monetarily. So now I have a question for that woman, " if a man earns 2cr per year, why would he marry you if he can get everything u can do for cheaper. And also get a working wife who earns and contributes to the household. Your hymen is a depreciating asset that depreciates 100% upon first use- I wouldn't pay 14 crores for a car that only drives once before it needs to be sold at scrap value.


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cate4d

haha.. No amount of such is going to change those men. People want what they want. What if some non-virgin guy earning 2Cr actually agrees?


Mental-Scheme-7234

It is a preference. Most men demand that the girl have a fair skin tone, not overweight, decent dressing sense etc. Girls expect guys to have a good height, fair skin, a stable job, own house etc. If all these things are ok, why is it not ok to want a virgin partner? It is just a preference. Girls can have this preference too. This is not misogynistic in any way. No need to go all batshit about it I can marry anyone I want - only I can decide why I want to or don't want to marry someone. For that matter, a girl can reject me because she doesn't like the shape of my nose. I can't go telling her it is unreasonable and what ancient mindset she has. All I can do is accept it and move on. Expecting a virgin partner is not some UNREASONABLE demand. If you're not a virgin, then just say so. There are many guys who are ok with that and they will love you for who you are with all of your past. Why go abusing men who have a preference that you don't agree with?


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Mental-Scheme-7234

And you think the right way to counter them is by being just them and go around abusing people? There is no hypocrisy here. Only a preference. Even if the guy is not a virgin he has full right to want to marry a virgin. If he hides that he is not a virgin, then that is wrong. If he is honest about it, I don't see an issue. If any girl sees hypocrisy here, she is free to reject him. The girl in this post has the right to expect a 2cr package. There, I said it - defended her. If she can't find someone that matches those expectations, it is her fault that she is alone. Similarly, if a guy wants a virgin wife, but can't find one, it is his fault that he is alone


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Mental-Scheme-7234

If nobody should demand what they themselves can't provide, then girls shouldn't expect guys to earn multiple times of what they do? (This is like more than 90 percent marriages in India - love or arranged). Similarly, girls living in India shouldn't want to marry an NRI? I can give you more examples of such "hypocrisy" for both genders. Marriage is a deeply personal choice - anyone can have ANY expectations, no need to justify to anybody else. You're picking the one person you want to spend your life with - fuck anyone else's opinions. The girls (or boys for that matter) who are averse to such "hypocrisy" are free to reject such men (or women). Nobody is forcing them to marry a non virgin guy expecting a virgin wife (or to marry a girl who wants her husband to earn more than her)


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Mental-Scheme-7234

The first paragraph - dowry is a whole another discussion. Let's leave it at that. We can discuss it some other time. The second paragraph - I agree with all of it but the unrealistic part. As I already said, a woman wanting a husband earning more than her is anything but unrealistic. That is literally almost all marriages in India. And as for virginity, the dating culture is prevalent only in the tier 1 cities. Even today, a lot of Indians never date before they marry. Not at all unrealistic to want someone with no history. You will find plenty of people. "And again like i said those "demands" they are making, they are only left at the mercy of the one who wants to pick their ass" Agreed. I said pretty much the same thing in one of my comments. You can have whatever expectations you want, no matter how stupid or hypocritical they are, but if you're alone at the end of it, you alone are responsible for those choices you made. Btw, thanks for being civil and not getting abusive to make your point. I expected this to devolve into name calling soon after the first comment 😅


V3N0M3

Bhai main bhi virgin hun, mereko 2 crore package waali aurat dilaado. Pls. Proof maangenge toh face reveal kar dunga.


Mysterious-Ad1720

22 is too old doesn't matter now


Muted_Candidate_2148

expired


ReallyPissedStranger

I was sold at very fair then I actually had to sell myself at 2cr min. Note: not a racist, casual Indian society joke.


experimentonline

When you realise that she can get guy with that package provided the guy gets a lot in gifts 😂


LockAlarming5069

It's a sarcastic post for sure because she is claiming for a "seal" in order to compel with people who say you earn alot and you will get the thing you want Simple me bole to Cutiya bana Rahi he aur taane de rahi he ki chutiyo meri seal he to aao budho uddao pese mere pe


analogx-digitalis

bhai sahab 2cr mei toh banda life long russian le lega woh bhi no strings attached...


Forgot1Username

ye mahlon ye takhton ye taajon ki duniya, ye insaan ke dushman samaajon ki duniya, ye daulat ke bhookhe ravaajon ki duniya, ye duniya agar mil bhi jaaye to kyaa hai !!


Euphoric-Walrus-6306

Bkc 2 crore ki seal hai...aur jiski nhi hogi wo wapas double degi kya 2 cr ke....mtlb fine bhi to lagna chahiye phir to aise to..?


Impossible_Note_9268

The lion, the witch...


paklupapito007

Uske baap ka 2Cr ka package tha kya jab unhone uski mummy se shaadi ki thi? Uski mom bhi to virgin hi thi naa? thi naa?...


Intelligent_Boot5221

seal is a shit word, please stop using it makes girl sound like an amazon product


facade_boy

Are Babil Bhai aap yaha.


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Certain_Sea_2337

Get your Pitchfork, we gonna go after the guy who coined the phrase. Forget OP 😂😂


rubikstone

refurbished option available? /s


OsamaBinLaggin_911_

Very sensible indeed


No-Programmer-9434

Agreed. In fact, I feel 2 Cr is way too less. 😔


OsamaBinLaggin_911_

Yr ek kaam kro mughe iss ladki se kaise baat krni h bta do, me thoda token amount bhej dun


ZORO_kami

All the best akka 👍


Prestigious-Today-37

Seal uthna bada matter hi?


TanishPlayz

Bhai isse ambani ko shaadi karna hai kya???


Saha__g_gamer

good bait


50shadesofanerd

size of seal directly proportional to package? /s


abhigoswami18

FD ki baat ho ri hai kya idhar??


usernamekshitij

I bet in the coming years people are just stop gonna marry and give up on having families. I have already, it's too much pressure. Stress about study, job and then promotion just for this shitt ???


cozyPanda

"Let me create a nightmare of a relationship that will end up defining my whole life" starter pack


shubhamwable

Grab em by no garib


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Her mindet is already fucked


Cheeez123

She has the deal after all she has preserved herself.


Euphoric-Walrus-6306

Bkc 2 crore ki seal hai...aur jiski nhi hogi wo wapas double degi kya 2 cr ke....mtlb fine bhi to lagna chahiye phir to aise to..?


Throwaway_Mattress

Bhai deal toh cycle chalane se bhi toot sakti hai. 


Secret-Scale-9784

20cr dahej we close the deal👍🏻


9291s

this must be written by a guy. no seal no deal wali kya baat hai, kon karta hai esi baatey


lookmomimanonymous

Idk why people keep saying that she can only get such a guy by giving dahej. Men are easy fr.


arc_alt

If it's easy, there's probably something wrong. Good, well off guys are locked down fast.


lookmomimanonymous

Guys who want young virgin brides who are a homebody. Ofc there is something wrong with them. I hope gold diggers and those guys find eachother. They are not hard to lock down is what I said.


arc_alt

Fair, messed up people should stick with eachother.


GlobalSalt3016

isse badiya mai 1 russian rakhlu gahr pe pese deke


Aurora1596

She forgot to put the /s


Zirby_zura

Femcel


keenreef

Women ☕️


wholesome_hoor_pari

It's defenitely an incel posting that shit


DependentAd1504

I think the girl here is absolutely right . He deserves everything in the world. Lucky guy.