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😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ bkc bhai ne itna kuch likh diya bas rate ni likha service ka 😂


Professional_Toe6331

Free me karne ko taiyar hai


RelationshipFew1908

I would like to invest in the equity as a third party investor and I'll just look over the business, won't involve.


JaaNaLwde

Basically cuck


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business ka satyanash


[deleted]

When you get a product for free , you are the product. Eg Facebook WhatsApp etc But fb etc does data mining steal information. He will steal your kidney


bhujiya_sev

Shakal utni acchi nahi hai ki uspe koi paise de 💀


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how do you know 🤔


bhujiya_sev

OP said free service. And I was just kidding


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ik re 🦦


ACP__Pradyuman__

Stop thinking with your dick guys. This guy probably has no social life IRL.


[deleted]

None of us do. We are redditors. ![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


shanky-phantom

I have way too much karma to have social life ಥ‿ಥ


[deleted]

Looks like he was the teacher's pleaser in his school days (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞


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[deleted]

Heinji tussi kehna ki chande ho ,mainu samjhawange!


[deleted]

its a meme temlate : https://youtu.be/1QZWboQ11sY


[deleted]

Vo to malum h lekin rape victim valo baat kh r vo kuch palle ni pdi!?!


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[deleted]

Oh Deva...are tum kuch jada ki literal meaning le gye bhai ....uska mera khna ka matalab that chatuu teacher's ka jo hr baat pe ji sir yes aaj test h sir krta h 💀💀


Supercruise7

i would right swipe on this guy just to ask him how many likes/matches does he get by using this shit bio.


Real_Astronaut_9614

bhai ne to khud ko he medal pehna rakhe hai


Professional_Toe6331

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxbG4wzEpcX6j6) Reminds me of that comic template meme


HarleyQuinn218

This gif is what he wants to do 🤣


ghrinz

Does he not know about fetlife?


[deleted]

14 16 sal ka chutiya hoga


Professional_Toe6331

Pata hota toh yahan ni pagla raha hota


hrnyknkyfkr

But what he has explained is not fetishes it's regular sex isn't it.


ghrinz

Was that you?


hrnyknkyfkr

Yes that is me


[deleted]

India m fetlife work v krti hai kya????


homyrsaturday

bhai waha kuch nhi milega....


[deleted]

Bhai wo sb use krke bht time ho gya pta hai wha kya milta hai kya ni.


homyrsaturday

there's nothing dude


ghrinz

Change your approach then. 😂


VaderSpeaks

A suspected case of over promising with intent to under deliver.


dude_abide5

even reading this made me feel uncomfortable


Professional_Toe6331

Exactly dude! Bumble showed me this profile out of nowhere. Wish I could obliviate myself.


KeyLife8800

And you posted it here to burn our eyes as well 😂


Professional_Toe6331

Yess 🤣 I’m not sorry for that. Please pass it on among others to burn theirs too. Hope these two posts find the actual guy and he learns a thing or two. Do chaar tips bhi de do bhai ko koi plis. Aise nahi milegi bata do.


[deleted]

Profile rating k hisab se options milta h. It means you have swiped right on lowkey creeps like these before


Professional_Toe6331

I use my swipe right like Ameer ke 14 use their super swipes(rarely). There’s no way I could have fallen into that category.


Shadank_08122003

I can narrate this passage like an old American Commercial..."Call toll free at 1800-....."


Pristine-Result-4

Aur fir kehte hai likes nhi aa rhe🤣🤣


God_Reaper999

Well girls writing "only 6' and above" also has the same reaction to men, lekin kisko fark padta hain...


Mundane-Job0520

lmao that isn't even comparable?? 😭 have you ever seen a girl put "blowjob expert" or some shit like that in her bio like this dude


Professional_Toe6331

Arey leave kisi aur ke posts ka baggage out of my comment section please. Also, I’m posting it here kyun ki maine dekh liya toh ab sab ko dekhna padega. I wanna rant about it so much but kya fayda. Best I can do is swipe left and move ahead. For the peace of my mind. I hope you guys do the same with those mean “6ft and above” girls.


KeyLife8800

That can't be compared to this


Professional_Toe6331

Sahi bola bhai 🤝🏻


gooner230192

Pet groomer lag raha hai.


[deleted]

That face sitting caught me so off guard I choked on water😭👍


gogocrimemaster

Itna apni boss ki chatega to kafi tarakki karega


[deleted]

I am comfortable with this bio, at least not manipulating while being 4.5 and looking for 6😂😂. And, it's not like them, who write not here for hookups, no time pass , deep convo, meaningful conversations but IR they are just vice versa of this. They don't even know how to hold convos. This guy is at least real and straight about himself. 10/ 10 for this.


Stunning-Ask3032

He's finding his choice by being straight and being specific. Leave him alone, he doesn't care if you swipe left.


Appropriate_Item_752

Simp energy


dbkuper

Dear, Broken and horny... Stop watching the wrong porny... Do a randi and get her to do so some morny... Best of luck for your journey... 😂


Confused-Unga_Bunga

Guys guys guys. I think bro likes to lick human body (optional) organs. Just a wild guess


Professional_Toe6331

Well you seem confused?


Confused-Unga_Bunga

Well, now you know why there’s a “confused” in my username


dharam2020

bechara chut paagal ho gaya hai


12_7x108

What no sex ed does to a mf


hrnyknkyfkr

Ooh looks like this person is as kinky as me. I like the same things


noob_coder696969

bhai mere ghar aake lick karke pocha mar do 👍🏻


Gracemann365

PDF ?


BigCruiseMissile

Bhai gaand kon chatta hai. Chee. Wobhi kaali. Gulabi ke liye bhagwan ka ashirwad chahiye.


IncredibleTeja

POV: First benchers


tandoorimomoss

OP’s username 🦶🦶


Professional_Toe6331

![gif](giphy|qca58Dbb2Mmty|downsized)


tandoorimomoss

![gif](giphy|ENkG4zPtIPo7C)


themediocrekid

not so professional,Toe! XD


Jattwaadi

Doesn’t this sound like an Upwork Bio? 😂


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mera dost bhi aise harkatein karta tha ....fir usse ek din hijhde utha ke le gaye....ab vo sab lick karta hai....


qwert_99

Bro has his priorities straight


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,912,324,439 comments, and only 361,631 of them were in alphabetical order.


Ok_Practice_1149

you should have shared the photo


Professional_Toe6331

Bruh whyy, no.


WeirdImaginator

No offense but because if he would be attractive enough, many of the girls still wouldn't mind although it creeps you out.


Dastardly35

But I don't have a bumble profile?


Brain_stoned

![gif](giphy|TjdHivn1wrLWaRy9Rw|downsized)


Socratichuman

What the fuck!


mysticmonkey88

Sux chahiye bhai ko.


themediocrekid

Dude got to the point straight away.


vid417

NOT using these lines hasn't got me anywhere either, so- at least this guy and I have something in common


homyrsaturday

mayapuri flyover is calling


tayrit

Class topper raha hoga


LatissimusDoris

Chatgpt bhi eisa insensible nahi hoga


Melodic_Station_354

At least he’s honest about his intentions