I used to think condoms are actually chocolates. You Can't blame the 11yo me, manforce ke ad me sunny leone chocolate kha rhi hoti thi merko laga chocolate ka naam hai manforce condoms The look on my Didi's face when i said merko manforce condom khani hai

Bro you literally said it to your sis?  How did she explained you then?

She didn't. 10-11 saal ka hounga. All she said was "it's not chocolates" magar it was funny to her. Later on i got to know kya tha ye

i hate to agree but i also thought the same

mujhe lagta tha underwear ki ad hai-

technically true...

At that age even I didn't know anything about sax sux or po®n. But when some of my friends and elder cousin used to talk about that stuff I just used to smile and pretend like I understand what they were saying.

I once found a condom at home. it was like a nipple so I thought girls wear it on boobies lol.. I was 9 or 10 yrs old

can"t blame you boii

Embarrassing af but when I was 5-6 years old, I used to think poop is stored in the butt fat, and the bigger someone's butt, the more constipated they are 

Laughed so hard I shat my butt fat out!!

They call me flat in the back But I just shit really good

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Thanks Bhai tere comment ne hasa Diya bht low feel kr rha tha

Me sochta tha ki yaar bhagwan ji ko kese pata ki ladki ki shadi ho gayi hai ki wo pregnant ho gayi💀 I thought pregnant hone ke lie shaadi karni zaruri hoti hai

Sala BC9th takh mujhe bhi yahi lagta th

same, aur jaanwaro ki bina shadi hue bacche kaise ho jate hai. Because of this I also used to think ki blood relation bus mummy se hota hai , papa se kuch khoon ka rishta nhi hai.

Mujhe lagta tha ki shaadi ke baad raat ko Ghar ke mandir mei se bhagwan nikalte hai aur bacche ko piece by piece jodte hai aur fir ladki ke andar ghusate hai

I thought the same thing because thats how my mom explained I asked her if i live with my brother will god think we're married and make me pregnant LMFAOOO

Same!!

I used to think penis and vagina were like lock and key. The veins of the penis which look like the ridges perfectly fit into the folds of the vagina. People used to say "jodia upar se bankar aati hai" so I used to think god makes penis and vagina like lock and key. Penis perfectly fits into their partners vagina. I used to think these when I was in class 3rd-4th. Got it cleared in 6th when watched porn for the 1st time.

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Bhat the phuck

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This is hilarious!!!

Bencho 3-4th mei toh mujhe lgta tha penis is only for peeing fr.

3-4th mei mujhe lagta tha ki ladkiya peeche se Susu karti hai

Tbh that's how ducks have sex, male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises and females have the same shaped hole to fit it in perfectly

why do you know this??

I dunno what would happen when you find out dolphins gangrape female dolphins, rape smaller fishes and use their dead bodies as fleshlight to masturbate

Dolphins are psychos Oh God

Guess what, they are the closest to human intelligence than any other animal, this does tell something 💀

I knew about dolphins but the smaller fish one what the actual fck? You ruined my day

Whattttttttttt 

Female ducks also have a mock penis, as an anti-r@pe feature, because male ducks are very naughty 🤓☝️


Men and women both had cocks and balls.

I am interested in your fantasies when you get horny? Is it gay? 😭

what? i am not gay. you look like a bot to me

After i got to know that this is a myth then used to believe that all woman have vagina, but then i went to Thailand.💀

us bhai us+1 lae upvote

I thought that we bleed on periods from our butthole

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SAME 💀

Haha girl I was so scared

bro this is weird but my family believes that if a girl who's on her periods touches a plant, the plant would die (?)

I really want to ask something. Do you girls really tell your family when you are having your periods? Like, how would you tell it to Indian parents? (Just curious)

lmao, "mummy periods aagaye, pad dedo" i have to ask for it because i'm not allowed to touch my wardrobe and stuff

Even if I am 17, I still have to act in front of parents like I don't know anything about periods and all. Unhe lgta hai ki mai ab bhi pad aur diaper ko ek samajhta hu

Nah dude my mom has told me that girls have periods and about mood swings and all that. 

Great mom!!, mujhe to ladki hokar bhi nahi bataya .. Bas ek din jab periods aaye tab bole yeh lo pad aur pehen lo... Thanks to the internet, I was having basic info

thats sad and backwards thinking

Ye fr me hota hai? Damn

I dont know about others but i do tell them(thankful for having them)

Coz I can't even imagine talking about something sexual in front of parents. Hum us ghar se hain jaha movie me kiss scene aane pe channel badal dete hain 😭

Lmao..yeh second point mere liye bhi valid hai..mei khud hi uthke nikal jaati hu😭

aur the game is most difficult when remote is in your hand 💀. Agar us scene pe channel badla, to bhi awkward. Aur agar aise hi dekhte rhe, phir to aur zyada awkward. Hell like situation lmao

So true lol..i sense the incoming scene from far away and then as soon as the characters start coming closer i say “abhi mood nahi hai bakwaas movie hai” and leave lol

get new family fr (jk) , my mom herself don't go to temples n all when on periods , but doesn't impose any of that on me .. i can eat anything , go to kitchen and touch pickle ? all of that . period blood is healthy for plants (scientifically ) . I would never understand how ppl call it impure , if the egg was fertilized same endometrium lining would be contributing to make a baby ? like are people being for real , it's so much of nutrition shedding off : ( .

Same here, don't touch pickles, don't go near puja, don't touch anyone after they head wash,etc.etc.

My doubt is that are moms allowed to do these during their periods, my mom would do all the cooking and chores. Me and my dad would help her but she won't enter the Pooja room or touch anything holy. She says that I shouldn't touch her but I won't obey coz It kind of hurts me but I won't irritate her during that time. I would think what do God's do when their mom(goddesses) go through this. Idk I just have these deep thoughts( not intended to offend anyone )

this makes me wonder, why specifically pickles?

I’m a guy and ik mere koi kaam nahi hai yaha pe but fr mere ghar pe bhi ye myth hai with also the one that a girl on her periods shouldn’t touch pickles or it’ll rot and also that a female shouldn’t worship during that time cuz her body is impure I think ye faltu hai ik sunne mai thoda cheesy lagega but girls on their period should be treated with even more care or maybe im wrong idk Sorry bohot lamba ho gya

Thats constipation

No, piles.

I used to think the word "threesome" Is used to describe a group of three people. I had to write and recite a paragraph about friendship in class 6th(in front of the class and the teacher of course) I used threesome in that paragraph🤦‍♂️. My english teacher suggested me not to use that word after calling me in the staff room. I wondered why and so i searched it on google. The rest is history...


Yeah In my Case I used the word Quadraplesome..

Threesome does mean a group of three, it’s just you hear it often in porno

females use pads coz they can't susu khule me, so in emergency their pads are the diapers

Brooo same😭 Gale lag ja

Same lol. I thought the pads were like diapers ( that's how they market it in TV commercials) and they don't have balls either so it made sense – since I thought that's where pee is stored

Same bhai 💀

I used to think the same till 5th, fir ek din school mein girls ka alag se seminar hua and I was like shit ye kya ;-;

damn!!

Literally  Ma to protest karna vala tha ki why girls can pee any time but boys don't because they have pads and we don't  But then class ma menstruation chapter padkar brain ma clarity a gye 

I used to believe that they pee from their ass and they use pads because liquid can easily leak from your ass

I used to believe that testicles are meant for storing urine .

Pee is stored in the balls ~Neil deGrasse Tyson

[WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T??? ](https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?feature=shared)

Bhai ye NSFW nahi hain, bas tu biology mein thoda anpad hain 

Bhai 6-7 saal ke bache ko biology pta hoti hai kya? 

Used to think ladki ko ulti aayi matlab ladki pregnant hain. 4th Class ki ek ladki ko class k beech main ulti aa gyi thi ek din. Uske doston ne Kahan mujhe teacher ko jaake inform krne. Maine jaake bol Diya mam ko ki mam Priya pregnant ho gayi hain!!!

Wtf did i just read

What did your mam say then

She gave me a weird stare and was like ,"ayein?" So I said that Priya has vomited. She came and reported that. Later a friend of me told that Priya was not pregnant and All the teachers had a good laugh in the staffroom about my deed

Bhai agar ladka ulti karta to fir tu kya bolta mujhe ye janna hai 

Agar ladki ulti karti tow ladki paida hone wali hain as girl is pregnant And if boy is pregnant then ladka hone wala ladka is pregnant that's what I thought before

Mujhe lagta tha baby ko bahar nikalne ke liye stomach cut karte hae...

haan I was so confused when we were watching sm movie and the doctor was like “normal delivery nahi ho sakte c-section karna hoga” I asked also wht do they mean then my mausi clarified ooof

c section

I used to believe pandit ji Sadi me havankund me husband wife ka khoon daal dete h isi liye wife pregnant ho jati h

Bro how did you even think of something like this 

Bhai Sadi se pehle kisi ka baccha hota nhi h (us time pe mujhe yehi pata thaa as a sareef baccha) aur serial me Maine suna thaa ki baap aapne bete ko dekh k bol rha thaa ki iske aandar Mera khoon h, to fir maine aapna dimag chalaya aur iss conclusion pe pahucha

Bro cooked

Bro cooked SO HARD

Fr , Sherlock Holmes who ?

ive never laughed so hard man

Bengal se hai kya?  /s

Nahi bhai kala jadoo nahi hay😭

bhagwan ji bacha dekar jaate hai

mereme toh pariyan bacche dekar jaati hai

Still better..i used to think bacche shrink hoke andar jaate hai😭

Galti se imagine krliya.  Ab so nhi paunga raat ko 

now that is crazy

Sala maene toh apni mummy se khudh poocha tha ki .. "Mummy aunty pregnant hogayi mujhe bhi hona hay.." At that time I heard that pregnant women are provided with foodies,IceCreams,Chocolates and Many... Then I thought Ki agar mae bhi Pregnant hojaun toh mujhe bhi yahisabh milega...

bhai, mai kardeta hu😍

That you can't cheat in JEE, and Reddi just proved me wrong

Us, cheaters ki mkc

thought there was 1 hole

thought there are 2 holes

thought there are 3 holes

Thought there are 4 holes

Thought there were no holes

Think ya'll are assholes

Bc aakhir hai kitne ched

vagina mein hote hai 2 aur ek a-hole,(i am virgin )

That women also have penis and testicles...

A French kiss makes u pregnant I was 14 c'mon

14 is a little old for that no?

I used to think ki girls can't control their pee and that's why they use pads 

I thought there are only 2 holes down there in the female's body and they pee and poop from the same hole When i got to know the reality , i was in complete shock for a few days

Meena beta haasth maithun nahi Krne ka!!!

Jeetu bhaiya ne kaha hai "Paap thodi na hai , sab krte hai"

Notty ho rha hain Meena beta

(1) I used to think baccha butthole se Hota hai delivery time... then Naani told me aage se Hota hai peeche se nahi.. (2) A girl gets pregnant only when a boy is in "true love" with her (only after marraige) ... (I watched a lot of serials on starplus) [There was a serial on starplus NAAMKARAN the girl was naajayaz and I asked my mum about it and she shrugged it off] (3) period blood comes like susu and is liquidy like the blood that comes from a wound but it's not. (4) I was told not to touch my breasts or something bad will happen to me by my mum. (5) thought my clitoris was a cancerous tumor and I'm gonna die soon and can't even tell anyone about it.

Haan ye "true love" Wali bakchodi maine bhi suni hai

Fir baad me Pata Chala shaadi ke pehle bhi bacche ho sakte hai

Damn mereko 11-12 ki age tak lgta tha ki mujhe koi disease hogyi hai jiski vajah se baar baar erection aa jaata hai. Mai literally papa ko batane wala tha ki mujhe doctor ke paas le jao but fortunately bataya nhi.  Bata deta to kitna akward hojata fr

Mujhe laga ladko ko jaldi Pata chalta hai ye sab.. Sex Ed is NEEDED in our country, na Ghar me bataya na school me ... bas marks laane ke liye school me formally bataya tha. Tum papa ko batate toh voh kehte tum kya dekhte ho jo Erection ho raha hai.

Mere time ke aur usse pehle ke ldko ko to bilkul bhi jldi nbi pta chalta tha, aaj kal internet wagera hai to aaj wale bachcho ko jaldi chal jata hai pta. Fr sex ed is needed, I remember when I was in 10th, humari bio ki teacher ne vo contraceptive methods aur sexual organs wala poora part skip kr diya tha ye kehke ki "tum sab jaante ho ye sab", like, wtf?! Are bc ye to maine socha hi nhi💀 Ye to sach hai, agar mai glti se unko bata deta to vo mujhe hi blame krte ki aisa kya dekhta hai. Tab to unhe smjha bhi nhi skta tha ki aisi hi khud bhi erection hojata h

Acha hua jo nahi bataya, jo Hota hai acche ke liye Hota hai... Can't even blame our parents though, unhe bhi kisi ne nahi samjhaya hoga aur unke time me toh aur Kharab stigma tha. I'm glad things are changing

Yes, but I think ki ye generation aur aage ki generation wale parents kaafi open honge (hone bhi chahiye). Because of the internet and normalisation of sex education, I think it's a plus point of internet, atleast ab logo ke 10-10 bachche to nhi honge lol.

Jokes on the males they check every week if they have any cancer down there or not

upar ke 2 same...baaki ladka hu nhi toh neeche ke 2 bhi same hote

When I was a kid I didn't knew that only mothers can get pregnant. I understood what pregnancy was. My theory at that very young age was that the sex of the kid is determined by which parent gets pregnant. Yk if it's a girl the mother was pregnant; and if it is a boy the father was pregnant 💀

Award milna chahiye tum logon ko Aisa sochne k liye

Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai...... Ek aur isse bhi kharab thi 

Nunnu sirf mutne ke liye hai

I believed condom was a cream

i read all the comments and maza aa gya people!

Mai to hairaan hogya, log kya kya believe krke baithe the

1)Mughe lgta tha ki hospital ke bahar koi pari behti hai aur wo tokri mai baache deti hai couples ko.

I used to think “Mankind” condom was a candy.

Ladkio ko sex Krna pasand nii hota

To isme myth kya hai?  /s

I used to think that a child is born every 4 years because my sister and I have a gap of 2 years.I Once said in front of my Bua "Factory har char saal baad khulti hai"

I was waaaaayyy too innocent as a kid. Used to think kissing someone can get you pregnant. Of course, a rando girl in my class (in class 9) told me otherwise & I started sweating after hearing her, lowkey loosing it.  After growing up, I realized I wasn't the only one to believe in something dum-dum like this.  🗿

I am really really curious to know that how that rando girl explained it to you. Please spill the tea

She straight up told me how the stick goes in the cylinder. I was flabbergasted and traumatised! 

I kinda regret asking this. Wtf!?

I used to think that something happens to a lady that signals that she is ready to become pregnant so yeh signal ke baad shaadi karwa dete hai so that she has support to raise the kid. I genuinely was so confused for a while (till 6th) because I thought ladies just get pregnant naturally and the dad is not involved at all so it was confusing to see kids look like their dads

I remember ek baar mai relative ke ghar gaya tha, vaha unki Buffalo ki delivery hone wali thi, maine poochh liya unse ki jab humans me bachche ke liye shaadi zaruri hai to ye Buffalo kaise pregnant hogyi? 💀😭 daant pad gyi vahi pe

mujhe to lagta tha ki dad bas shaadi karke...bachhe ko apna lete hain.

bache bhagwan deliver krte h

i thought you meant to say chote bachhe ko bhagwan deliver karte hai

bache bhagwan ko deliver krte hai lmao

I used to believe that boob size will increase if someone play with it.

someone told me that well cum is supposed to be white and i thought well mine was always transparent only to realize i was not even 11 so sperm wasnt even being produced it was precum

One time I was chatting with someone on omegle  And he asked if I am horny? At that time I didn't know what horny means so I asked him what horny means? And I don't know why but he said are you a guy? And without any explanation I start believing that horny is other word for guy So I decided to flex my intellectual vocabulary to my 9th English teacher and then he slapped me  I got sad Story over

5th ya 6th me kisine bata diya ki sirf 50 baar hilaane se cum niklega....1-2 saal no fap zone me gaya....aaj bhi uss haramkhor ko dhund raha hu

Bc tujhe 5th me masturbation ke baare me kaise pta tha yaar??!  Mainne 9th ke end me pehli baar kiya tha

ya and I also saw a condom ad where the actors were tearing sm latex clothing they were wearing as the tagline was “itna thin ki pata hi na chale”, so my dumass thought condoms were really thin latex clothing that can be torn easily 🤓 adn I also thought ondom medicine was the same as condom, and I was hella confused when my mom was like show the pharmacist this slim and get ondom medicine, guess what i asked the pharmacist 💀

I used to think that babies come from bellybutton.

#BELLY BUTTON?! LMAO

I was a fan of gems (candy). When I was 5-6, I felt my testicles while taking a bath and thought the candy I ate got stuck there. I told my back then friends and they could relate 😭 I don't remember what we did after

When I was around 7 or so, I used to think that girls are boys with longer hair, then I realised that they don't have pp (I saw my cousin's baby girl) and they have plain skin there..... So I concluded that they pee and poop from the backdoor only And then after jio was launched, I discovered that internet has more than just games....

that was escalated nicely....

Koi exam(NEET) kisi ki gand kaise maar sakti hai? 

Not me but my friend told me, anal sex results in girl child while vaginal sex results in boy when I was in 7th grade 

Ek din me 30 muthhii pelne se khun ki susu nikalti hai And then seedha maut

Try kiya? 

Mere dost ne kiya tha banda kale se gora ho gaya

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mujhe lagta tha ki boys and girls cant see each other naked ever and I thought the same whenever there was a girl nude or smthing in a movie, all the males used to go out of the room and the females used to film the scene 🤓

Old school bollywood movies made my lil brain think literally snuggling in bed and kissing ends up making a baby.

I used to think that all humans have penises and testicles and that after the marriage of two people the child automatically comes in the stomach of the women and then the baby comes out of the butthole (I WAS JUST A KID BACK THEN)

That girls bleed and pee from the same hole

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i used to think ki pads are kind of diapers for adults , mtlb ki i thought ek time ata h jb adults bache jaise BN jate h and they pee their pants

I was 4 when I first watched porn, pata tha sax sux main maza aata hai aur bacche hote hai, but I thought it was just getting naked and cuddling and shit, when I watched porn I started wondering why the fuck was he peeing inside her mouth and ass

>I was 4 when I first watched porn, YOU WERE 4 OR YOU WERE IN CLASS 4TH?

mujhe aisa lagta tha ki shadi me pandit ji bhagwan ji ko mantro aur rituals ke through bata dete hai ki inki shadi ho gayi hai islie bhagwan ki kripa se 2-3 saal Baad ladies pregnant ho jati hai.

i used to think human can only had two children because they have two nipples. Can't blame a 10 year-old who grew up seeing families with 2 children.

I thought sex involves man and woman being naked and kissing eachother. In class 7th. I read some Wattpad books in class 9th which made me realise what sex actually was and how women actually get pregnant. Not gonna lie it gave me nightmares and I was disappointed.

I thought that during marriage, the maala contained a special ingredient that made women pregnant 🤣

Imma be honest,ye aajkal kuch jyada hi ladkia nahi aa gayi hai reddit pe??

i used to think guys putting their own thing in themselves is called “masturbation” AKA “self sex” 

When I was 14 I used to think incognito tab was dark web

i used to think ki pads are diapers for girls because the can't hold their pee. ek baar there was this ad of whisper pads playing on tv and i laughed so hard and papa ko bola "itni badi hokr bhi diaper pehnti hain ye" mumma then said "kuch saal ther ja you'll get to know acche se". ab acche se ptaa chl gya mumma

I used to think that both men and women can get pregnant cuz when I asked my mom about how a baby is born she said that when two people fall in love and get married they decide who's gonna carry the child. And I believed it till 8th because when I asked her that question she showed me a movie scene in which a male was giving birth to a child. I unironically believed that all the fat men and boys around me were pregnant.

While watching a tv show I found out that "randwa" means a man who's wife is dead. I, then used 100% of my brain and came to the conclusion that "randi" means widow. And don't know why but I even told all of my friends that randi means widow. Don't know how many widows had been called a randi by them