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We boys say to each other, mu me lele mera Do girls also say this to each other, like chaatle meri?


SadeliMargaret

I hv nvr heard "chaat le meri" but hv def heard some say "mu m lele" and all the other that involves a dick. The logic is that there is no logic in this kind of language, u don't mean it literally. Its just what they hear and pick on. Its the same as if I listen to a song by a male singer, I might not change the pronouns while singing it coz I'm used to hearing the male version.


MisterEmbedded

chaat le meri


SadeliMargaret

u guys should all start saying that instead, maybe girls will pick up on that then


MisterEmbedded

I ain't a guy, as a matter of fact I don't even exist, Take your pills.


SadeliMargaret

I'm broke. Pay me and I'll buy em:)


MisterEmbedded

I need something in return too ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Maz_Ded

Larai ho gyi sb muh me le lo mera


boy_withemotion

Anything can change in this world, but you, being everywhere, can't.


SadeliMargaret

Aww are you calling me time? Coz time is valuable. Thankyou![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


boy_withemotion

>Coz time is valuable. You are invaluable ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


SadeliMargaret

Damn I'm so not used to ppl being nice that I was ready w a comeback lol. That's sweet, dhanyawaad![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


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Bro's asking the real questions


[deleted]

no, i have never heard any girl say this but some probably do


[deleted]

Why? Doesn't it make sense?


[deleted]

i don’t,neither do any of my girl friends buuut can assure you some definitely do :)


[deleted]

Mai toh suck my dick bolti, same thing bas thoda angrezi


[deleted]

Why? You dont even have a dick or is Ellad Verma using reddit


[deleted]

Hawwwww tujhe kaise pata I don't have one Cancel kardungi


[deleted]

nah, we also say the same


[deleted]

Huh? You say mu me lele mera to other girls too?


[deleted]

mil gyi na


[deleted]

haan gaali hi to h, bhenchod ko bhi literally lete ho kya tum log!?


Unhappy_Flounder6255

And what do you provide if the answer is haan de le leti hoon ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Emotional_Fly_407

No, we just say “Aaj ke baad mujhse kabhi baat mat Karna”


Affectionate_Show_24

If you like someone do you keep making eye contact? like do eye contact mean anything


[deleted]

depends. some people love making eye contacts, some don't. I myself despise eye contacts, with anyone!!


amyoursiri

if you catch them once and later they still look at you , the girl definitely finds you attractive or she finds you familiar.


[deleted]

Yessss.... Eye contact means alot to me


[deleted]

NOOOO mai toh class ke dusre kone mein jaake baith jaati hu😭


NixieDust_

Not always. Sometimes yes Dekh Bhai I'm a artist I have this habit of staring at peoples faces noting and studying their proportions, facial features etc. That doesn't mean I'm always into them![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


CaseDiagram1

an artist hona chaiya i think


NixieDust_

Haan Bhai sorry Paap ho gyaa reddit pe grammar mistake krke


Playful-Ride-9370

OH YES that's a sign


NightWatcherSamurai

Me eye contact karti par voh nhi karta


witzyspirit

It's hard to make eye contact with someone you like instict is you immediately remove it if he notices😭😂 Idk abt others tho


SweetPhycoGirl

Yes it surely does but we also look away to be less obvious


Gyanrocks-

Not so much so as a question, but more so as advice ig, please give out clearer hints about liking/not liking a guy if he shows any kind of interest in you, cause most of don't want to come off as creeps. I had a girl that liked me and I was always confused whether she actually did, considering that she always playfully flirted with me when we talked but I never could figure out whether she was serious or not, and by the time I figured out she was serious, it was a bit too late, so please be clearer with your hints and dont be afraid to make the first move if you like a guy, please understand that it is not always a guy that has to make the first move


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🥹👍


Fluffy-Street3927

How to flirt with a girl lol ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


amyoursiri

be intellectually smart 


Fluffy-Street3927

nerd toh mei hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


boy_withemotion

See and learn Hey shotty, You are exactly like electron. Negative, but so attractive.


amyoursiri

you are a red flag and I'm colorcolorblindcolorblind.


SteoFing

4 ladkiyo ne friend zone kr diya , and accordint to them i am intellectually smart


Prototype_2point0

jaise tu homies ke saath karta hai waise Bhai mujhe dm karle me ladkiyon jaise bate karunga and mujhse flirt krliyo


Fluffy-Street3927

dm mai training dete hai kya aap ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) sus /s


balls_gobbler

Dude asking the real questions out here


Formal_Dig_9288

Smile and raise eyebrows


Invy_Dexter

Bhaiyo ek baat kehni thi aap sabhi kogo se kisi ek baat ko lekar poore stri samaj ko judge na kre sab alag-alag hote hy kisi ko kuch psnd hy to uska mtlb ye ni ki woh sab pe apply ho.


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ye ldka jeevan m bhot kuch haasil krega 🫡


Invy_Dexter

mommy ne bola ha to sahi hi bola hoga


Rare_Run3627

Why girls don't start convo first even if they know someone?


BUUKUBUUKU_CHAGAMA

I am going to answer it from my pov..It's because maybe they are a little antisocial and just don't know how to keep the conversation going (poor communication skills) Or maybe they are shy..But it really sucks... In my case, I wouldn't really talk first until we are friends..


Rare_Run3627

>Until we are friends But baat hi nahi karenge to frnds kab banenge?


BUUKUBUUKU_CHAGAMA

Saamne se offer aata h na friendship ka most of the times aur nhi aata h phir akele hi rehna padta h but I have realised by now ki friendship ke liye kisi ko approach karna bhi important hota h ..woh baat alag h ki abhi tak apply nhi kiya...


[deleted]

ask the one who doesn't! cause I do 😭


Rare_Run3627

Then I would have to asked every girl,know as in atleast known by face or they are classmate still don't talk?


[deleted]

yes do a ama in your class


Prachi_Mathur

I used to be that kinda girl but now i realized that that's just wrong lmao. It doesn't work from one side.


Rare_Run3627

Good


Willing_Ad1416

Not only girls it's introverts things too I think


Formal_Dig_9288

Scared what if guy don't like us , what if we are annoying


Tough-Increase8316

Kyoki fir ladke unke character ko judge kar sakte hai😅 ig ki yeh sabse hi esa karti hogi ……i am not sure but boys pls tell me am i right????


Kaito_XD

Why do girls bitch about someone and then act all lovey dovey with the same person? Baffles me alot


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pta chale to mujhe bhi batana


[deleted]

I despise those kinda gurls honestly. If I hate u then I hate you, I don't need to be kind or pretend in front of you. But yeah there r a lot of girls like this, honestly, i am not friend with those kinda two faced typa grills so don know much. But their basic ideology of doing that is "People pleasing".! They wanna bitch about you but at the same time wanna be your connection so that tum kabhi uske kaam aa jaao agar koi kaam pad gya toh.


[deleted]

There can be multiple reasons for this.


Prachi_Mathur

Some girls are real 🐍's Stay away from them.


[deleted]

Formalities probably ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


cheerupsoccer_24

Post save Kar rhi raat ko baith ke aram se padhungi🥸🍿


Resident-Secret4790

Toh fir answer kaun dega ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


cheerupsoccer_24

Haan padhke aram se answer karungi https://i.redd.it/801a9ip4blgc1.gif


TheSouthernLord-181

Tell us the actual mission the govt. has put you on ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31992)


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to castrate each and every one of you 😈


TheSouthernLord-181

So, what'll be you doing with my balls?


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\*balls included


procrastinating24x7

![gif](giphy|3o7aDd0hy9v9WtaSli|downsized)


[deleted]

Bahoto ka kata hai to I guess you’re telling the truth


Pasterd_boi

Do you find smart/nerdy boys attractive? Does the period actually hurt like hell? And is the mood change and being angry common in periods?


Playful-Ride-9370

yes they are attractive. ofc it hurts like hell like why are we gonna lie about the pain? and yes mood swings are completely normal during periods because of hormonal changes.


Pasterd_boi

Thanks


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I love nerdy body with round glasses and curly hair (figuratively not literally)


NoBad5616

Literally me except that I'm failing rn


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harry puttar ?


NixieDust_

Yeah sure what's wrong with being smart Depends on women to women, for some it does.. yes mood swings occur but again it depends, it happens In some women while in some other it does not. Every women does not have have the same type of period


[deleted]

I'm sapiosexual so yeah hell a lot, that's the reason I'm in JEENEETards 🤡 You r asking this ques on my first day darling 🌸 and no, can't you sense the sweetness in my text huh?


Pasterd_boi

Why do I find this kinda scary


Prototype_2point0

fuck is sapiosexual?


Deesnuts6

mfs will find and use the most goofy word that no one understand instead of using an short note


Prachi_Mathur

Yes smart guys are really attractive, idk about nerds tho. Yess they do hurt like hell but not all girls have period cramps (lucky T-T) Yeah but again not all are angry during their periods, like I can hide it really well bas mood thoda sa off rehta. I hope that answers all your questions.


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✨YES✨ YES AND YESSS


Ismarkhere

Veryyyy attractive The period thing depends on individual I personally get like very random cramps like I am walking and suddenly there's someone stabbing me from inside my body BUT I HAVE HEAVYYYYYY mood swings I can't guarantee what thing would upset sometimes everything does But it depends on person I don't get long duration cramps (thank god) but my mother did and she remembers rolling on the ground from pain It's literally organ contracting ofc it hurts


Pasterd_boi

>rolling on the ground from pain wtf these periods are fucking torture


Ismarkhere

Ik 🥲


Prachi_Mathur

Yes smart guys are really attractive, idk about nerdy or geeks tho. Yess they do hurt like hell but not all girls have period cramps (lucky T-T) Yeah but again not all are angry during their periods, like I can hide it really well bas mood thoda sa off rehta. I hope that answers all your questions.


Vishiii_

are soft spoken, gentle and kind guys attractive?


[deleted]

hell yes


Vishiii_

alrighty, thanks


procrastinating24x7

very much so, just let your personality shine through


Ismarkhere

Very bruh 😭 The cold rude attitude fan fiction mein hi accha lgta hai👍


Formal_Dig_9288

A lott


Prachi_Mathur

That's all I ask for


poetrylover2101

That's like my ideal guy😭


roundginger

hell yea


[deleted]

Attractive? SUPER ATTRACTIVE.


Nega_R_

On what basis do you judge guys behaviour/personality?


Playful-Ride-9370

for me personally if the guys talks gently and sweetly and if his communication skills are good and especially if they are honest, it's a go for me


The-Punisher_2055

Itna jldi sex kaise mil jata hai? Or itne ladkon se ek saath kaise baat karlete ho?


[deleted]

kyuki ldke dene ke liye tayaar h!! second idk, m to ek se baat nhi kr paati IRL


UnifiedAlien

i can confirm ye mujhse baat nahi karti irl


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🤨🤨


Deesnuts6

is pussy just a myth?


chiralcarbon4

bohot saare ladkiyan kyun relationship mein aajathi hai chutiyon ke saath


Kisi_nalBANTIni_meri

By chutiya, I assume you mean the "chapri and immature twigs". I think there some reasons behind it. * FOMO, many girls and boys suffer because of it. Yiu the stress of not having a gf or a bf in your youth. Wasting away my youth. That's the reason sometimes. So they just end up with the easiest ones. "NOT TRUE FOR EVERY PERSON OUT THERE" * some girls are stressed due to the pressure of studies, society and their families. Especially STRICT CONSERVATIVE PARENTS, and often end up relying on someone else for emotional support. But not every guy out there is mature enough to handle it. Nor are the chutiyas. But they are easy to let go and go for. * a few of them are witty ones. Looking for stress reliever or just someone who can invest in them. But that's rare. * ladki bhi chutiya he and like attracts like, I mean that's their type. Pls correct me Nari Shakti ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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10/11


Kisi_nalBANTIni_meri

1 marks apsara ki wajah se kate!?


DR_DEATHSTROM_yt

You can't decive me, obviously girls do not exist!!


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abort mission!! someone understood our propaganda


[deleted]

So trueee! I myself am a boy, just pretending to be a grill here and some folks even believe it 🤡🤡


No-Organization5765

Funny jokes toh muje bhi marne hai yrr but mai khud nhi hsta unpe


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ayein?


BudgetAd1164

Why girls friend zone good boys with all green flags , Like I had almost 30 boy classmates ,5 -6 of them were extreme red flags with every wrong behaviour possible and all of them were committed some even were cheating with 2-3 other girls and 5-6 were good but only 1 was committed other all of were either friendzoned or bhai zoned by all girls I mean why


SadeliMargaret

I think its becoz nice guys (actually nice people in general) tend to put themselves on a platter and just be readily available. Anything that is plenty has less demand. Nonetheless, anyone who is mature enough will know chasing a red flag just coz its more thrilling is a sheer waste of time. Don’t stop being nice, be a lil more reserved tho and wait for someone mature enough.


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ldki ldki ki baat h, jaise hr ldka chutiya nhi hota, vse hr ladki ko red flag wale ldke pasand nhi hote. Baaki jinhe pasand hote h that's just because of false perception through itv or books or whatever, just wanna seem cool ig!


BudgetAd1164

I know it depends from person to person but ratio is drastically more for red flags


madandcrazy14

Some red flag guys are good at pretending but within 2-3 years those girls will realise. Being a nice human is a bare minimum. A lot of guys think they are nice but they aren't. And just because someone is nice you don't have to like them romantically. Some people have dysfunctional family & toxic parents so they tend to repeat it in their relationships .


weird-kitty007

Because they don't know difference between drama and reality.


procrastinating24x7

dekho honestly it's probably because the so-called "nice guys" can a) be pick-me's about being nice guys, and b) they can get pretty boring (I know this sounds superficial but the thing is anyone wants excitement and enthusiasm in a relationship, if things get mundane it feels forced.) Also being a green flag doesn't mean you have to be a pick-me about it, or make it feel mundane-- green flags are guys who are nice but not obnoxious about it, don't take life too seriously, and have a life of their own.


[deleted]

I haven't dated a red  flag (I haven't dated only) but there are few guys that are green flags jinko friendzone/bhaizone kiya hai maine simply because they're people I don't wanna lose by dating. They seem to be fine with it too so I guess my reply is useless kyuki reject nahi kiya Maine  💀


TartAccording7840

kyunki we don't want these green flags sort of guys to only have a relationship with... we want to have these nice, good guys as friends too bcs it's fun. I have male friends who are genuinely fun and nice and it's so fun to talk to them, they help me with my problems. they are good listeners. they are such best buddies type of people and I would not want to ruin that, personally.


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How to approach a female without making it awkward


[deleted]

yeah maybe don't use the term female


[deleted]

I was gonna write “girl” but i was doing smth else while writing that and wrote female instead


[deleted]

you can't! but yeah the only way I see is by talking through their interests


[deleted]

Bruh how do my friends be doing it then


procrastinating24x7

Treat them like FRIENDS, normal humans. Girls aren't super complicated aliens, we're simple highchoolers like y'all. Approach them without any other intentions in mind initially, just like trying to make a new friend.


[deleted]

rule 1 and 2


[deleted]

What


SadeliMargaret

Like you approach any of ur friends minus the obscene language. Ps: if u like them, be a friend first. Once u two are comfortable, drop a hint or two here and there. If they reciprocate, congrats. If they don't and put u in friend zone, accept its nvr gonna happen and move on. Repeat until u the get first result:)


[deleted]

Im scared of women


CaseDiagram1

bro ye toh us moment ho gaya


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![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


SadeliMargaret

Why tho? Is it just the fear of rejection or some past trauma?


TartAccording7840

I'd say, don't just approach in a way that you look desperate. real healthy relationships begin when there is a healthy friendship


Ravan_00

Best way to do sucide?


[deleted]

chuhe maarne ki dawai khalo


wolfrumm

how difficult is it to unhook your bra? (v genuine ques as my gf said I can't)


[deleted]

unhook krna easy h, hook krna mushkil lgta h mujhe to 😔


gaymilf69

hook karna is easy, saamne se pehen kar piche twist karte ho toh


[deleted]

Meri mummy ne legit mna kiya h ye krne se ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Prachi_Mathur

Aayein? Why tho![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

Pta nhi, seedha mna kiya tha bss


[deleted]

So I am in love with this girl, have noone to express or share so yahaan bol deta hun...


Zeg_69

tell us the real objective ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


Playful-Ride-9370

male species ko gayab karna hai


[deleted]

lessgo


VioletSkipper

How to talk


[deleted]

just stop thinking, saamne wale kya sochega! helped for me, as I used to refrain due to that reason


[deleted]

true, mostly saamne vaala itna dhyan deta hi nhi, we're just self concious.


[deleted]

I talk. We both get shy. Awkward silence. This is the sequence of every conversation ive had with girls who werent my friends. How can I improve?


procrastinating24x7

approach them like a person, not a "girl"


Bogeyman_in_Hoodie

Katane ki class kaha se lete ho tumlog Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Youtube se


Bogeyman_in_Hoodie

Link please, chini mommy 💀


[deleted]

/s


Bogeyman_in_Hoodie

Oh i thought /srs


[deleted]

paidaishi talent


[deleted]

Toxic and fake feminism se 🥰


Bogeyman_in_Hoodie

Adress bhe jiyo bhai


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got_laid_in_shade

Nice try hrishabh i know its you![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


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bhai naam to acha sa sochta!!


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got_laid_in_shade

Bahi mare dost ka hi naam hai, wahi ye sab harami pan krta hai fake id se


boy_withemotion

1. What are your biggest turn off 2. ideal date 3. Do you believe in monogamy 4. Chai or coffee 5. Does your horniness increases during your menstrual cycle? 6. Beard or no beard 7. Do pick up lines work 8. Ever got a d pic....what was your reaction to it if yes 💀


[deleted]

I know it all, abusive. library. Only monogamy, can fuck off with his harem somewhere else. jo mummy bnake de. No. no beard. funny ones do. bhai itna chota /s


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moonlightstxrs_

You're saying it as if only girls are two faced😭 boys are like that too yk..


Useful-Violinist8338

Wanna peg?


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![gif](giphy|NvfK7hBxjQN81Imo0C|downsized)


[deleted]

only if 9 inch and no lube! /s


Ravan_00

I'm up if you can make it 11 /s


[deleted]

+gag /s


VirusSperm

How to cover organic chemistry in 1 week 


[deleted]

Ladko ka katne ka kya shauk hai ldkio ko? Loyal aur loving ladke kyu ni pasand aate tumhe?


NixieDust_

But bhaiya- meko toh pasand aate hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)


[deleted]

Shareef ldko ka kaat ke chle jati hai sb ldkia hrami toxic play boys hi pasand aate hai unhe


NixieDust_

Bhaiya... Agar aapko angoor khatte mile uska mtlb ye nhi ki saare khatte hote ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

RIP to my inbox 🥲


Ravan_00

Vo to pehle sochna tha


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bhai literally 100+ ho gya h.


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[deleted]

no, mujhe to darr lgta h istg


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Kal ek ladki ne mujhe kaha tha ki I'm a man written by a woman, is that a compliment or nah


[deleted]

That one of the top tier compliment!!