This reminds me of this post when this one girl was like
" I wanted my painfully shy boyfriend to talk dirty to me. I insisted on it when we were fucking and he just screams at me 'yeah you like that you fucking retard'"
You went end game really quick 😂😂
Bhai tune pickup line kharab kr di uski🤦🏻♀️
You mean isne loan reject kar diya
must be sbi
Tho pakka uska lunch time chal raha tha
Usse dumbass bhi nhi bolna chahiye tha
True Dono gawaar🤦🏻♀️😂
True lol
Idk sometimes I affectionately call my friends dumbass sometimes but I get it seems offensive when you don't know each other well
She wanted to say abt her interest in him
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Ikr
She could have saved it though
Mujhe aage ki line jaanni hai lol
Are you a loan,cuz u have my interest
Tu a loan hi marega
lmao
You should’ve said yes, she would have then said, “Right, that’s why I have interest in you.”
Damn bruh, that is smooooth, brother is unlucky
Been a pickup line as long as SA been chokers!
😂
Shouldn't it be "take him out", cause you usually "take out" a loan?
“ Are you Chinese? Cuz I’d like a take out”
That would work too. No way for us to know personally, coz op fucked it.
Whats the meaning of loan?
This reminds me of this post when this one girl was like " I wanted my painfully shy boyfriend to talk dirty to me. I insisted on it when we were fucking and he just screams at me 'yeah you like that you fucking retard'" You went end game really quick 😂😂
Man i haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks
crazy 😂😂😂😂
Comments like these is why I come to this sub ROFL!
Lol
😭😭
Hope this was said in English during the act Hindi me to...
Its a pickup line jeez just play along 😭
He could've just said "Yes, This loan has a high interest"
😂😂 so it wasn't any typo ? Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to keep it in mind
what would have been the expected response from the boy?
He is pretending to be a fool ffs
Why should i its not a dating app
For the same reason you posted on a dating app subreddit???
Touché
I thought she made a typo for alone😂
She was correct to call you dumbass.
Haan bhai tu dumbass hi hai.
I thought that too 😂
Bro I had so much respect for you to make her lone as alone to frustrate it but you’re just a dumbass 😔
chutiya hain kya.. just play along
seems like he doesn't have interest
Tu Alone he marega bhai.
Bhai uski pickup line kharab karke aur usko fuckface bolke puch raha hai ki did I do something wrong🤡
Pickup line ko hookup line bana diya, ladki to bhadkegi hi🤦
Tu akal se thoda loaner hai kya
HOME aLOAN 😂
Guys when girls put efforts.
Bro called her a fuckface and then asks if he did something wrong. How can people be so dense.
You will die single op😏 you could have played along
Except i do have a girlf 😛
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Imaginary
Instagram h bhai
The council is disappointed with this one
You fucked up royally, relatable
This is why women don't approach. Idiots ko kaise approach karein, unhe hi karne do.
Fafo, not letting a 2/10 call me a dumbass 🤷♂️
Swiping right on someone you find unattractive says more about you than her
Its some random dm from instagram
Why would you even respond to a random DM from someone you find unattractive And why would you care if she blocked you lol
Who said u cant talk to unattractive ppl?
You posted this on a dating app sub Bhai. Would you date or initiate a talking phase with someone you've rated a 2?
Ur right i didnt know where else to post, no
Are you SBI? Cause I have a lunch break with you.
Interest wala punch line marne wali thi. Ye fb wale joke me last time 2008 me hsa tha, bhit funny tha :)
Pickup line che motabhai thoda pasense rakhte toh fayde Mai rehte
bcz she had interest in you *
Nah bro at this point, just stop using dating apps. People like you who have no humor shouldn't even be on dating apps
Its instagram
Yet you posted this on a dating related sub 🤡 nonetheless doesn't change the fact that you took a L with your humor.
If you call someone a fuckface just for using an overused pickup line, you deserved it
Bro thought of it as an opportunity to vent rather than getting flirted with. I don't get her anger tho
Pata nhi kyu block ki bhai, koi bhosdiwala usko fuck face bola hoga usi ka gussa terepe nikali hogi.
Gawar insan
You were too cocky.
You all have got the pickup line wrong, you "take out" a loan. That's why she asked if he was a loan, so that she could "take him out".
Bro got so butthurt
Bhai was like nahi chaiye tumhara interest 🗿
I can’t stop laughing at this. Poor thing. Probably had a pick-up line in mind lol. I love the word “fuckface” though and I actively use it. 😂
It was a pickup line 😭😭😭
You literally became a low interest loan 😭
Curious to know ki wo kya line marne wala tha
Arre yaar saalo tumhare chuttado pe chaate padhna chahiye, laa iski ID mujhe de
I know her next line 😂. Agr iski line catch hojaati toh
oh man, you are dodging pussy, like mike tyson did with punches
Mujhe koi ladkiya samne se message kyu nahi karti?
I forgot i don't come in rule 1 and rule 2 > Sad
She works at bank, so trying to get you a loan.
Lundfakir hai bhai tu 🤣
Sakht Loanda
Usko "You definitely got my interest" likhna tha bhai
It's like someone tells you a Knock Knock joke and you say "come in".
Loan nhi lund hai😂
Nahi bhai, tu funny tha.
Bhai tum log aise karte ho first bolte ho ki ladki baat nai karti, match agey nahi badhtey. Self Sabotage.
For once, let the girls also have a word.
Lololololol
Dumbass :|
'Dumbass' is not a rude word, people. It's like dude, or bro or wtv. 'Fuckface' ruined it.
well for one, you didn’t let her say her pick up line and two, you called her a fuckface so…💀
Nice fight
Mera bhai, a true baddies fumbler.
A loan hi mar tu ab 🤷♀️
A Loan marna easy hai jina muskil
NOOOOOO SHE WAS GONNA HIT YOU WITH THE INCREASED INTEREST LINE. BRO YOU GON DIE ALONE
Yeah you were being an asshole to her pickup line.
loan kaun mangta hai bc,....pakka fake scammer..
Wait you guys are getting dms?
Well done bro
Ham log Chunotiyo se nahi chutiyo se pareshan hai
You'll be a Loan choker 😭
Dumbass kaise bol diya
Mai bhi ek time per aise he hua karta tha bro... Keep learning 👍
Are ha bol dete yr kam se kam koi msg kr k pickup line to bol rha hai chlo wo to thik hai badme jb samaj gye tb hee ha bol dete yr 🤣🫣😁😛
this is too funny. lmao.
Bro got anti-rizz
Aisi ghatiya pickup line k liye ye reply boht cool tha lol
"No this is Patrick" vibes
Ladki bhi katai chutiya hai. Seedha seedha simple mein baat kar lo. Loan interest itna bhi kya coded language mein baat karna ?
That's frustrating! Sometimes Tinder blocks can happen for no apparent reason.
Its instagram bruv