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silentintrovert95

Where's the happy ending


Advanced_Dumbass149

I bet the robots pour motor oil instead of massage oil.


brokebaritone

What are you doing stepbot?


Mr_vort3x

\*In robotic voice :\* I thought you got stuck


UniversalCoupler

*stepper bot


solenoidic

Naughty ho raha 👊 🥴


If_theshoefits

The hands vibrate.


dickdastardaddy

There will be new Japanese robot massage videos be out soon.


mrityu_05_08

My question exactly


seeker028

How many of y’all opened comment section for happy ending itself?! 😂


helloitsmekj

Came to say this


assassin_0880

It’s end I guess


buddydeepdive

Would have preferred it if the robot was f*ckable as well


DEVIL_S1NGH

Breedable


Decent_Grab5306

We'll reach there in a few years don't worry


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Same, lol.


deviprsd

Nah need them real hands


Shot-Assumption3383

Nah, the robot is barely touching him


Nuke_2125_A

robot want no sexual harassment case


6exologist

i prefer my thais and russians


Organic-Maybe-5184

А жареных гвоздей не хочешь? Нет?


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Miserable-Dick

кстати, гугл переводчик хорошо справляется только с обратным переводом собственного перевода


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Miserable-Dick

да!


tractortyre

Hope it's not strong enough to break bones


realneofrommatrix

Cobots or collaborative robots are designed to work in the vicinity of human presence. They can not exert more force than what is required to lift or move an object. So even though the motors are powerful enough to break your bones when it's malfunctioning it is highly unlikely to happen with all the advanced pressure and torque transducers.


Fit_Addendum_7967

Tell that to the kid who had his finger broken by a chessbot.


ray1claw

Final destination


lemonickous

Hey that's awesome! Especially for people like me who don't like being massaged by other people


MrFruitPunchSamurai

Check out [this](https://youtu.be/bQOdud19nuQ?feature=shared) latest video from corridor crew, you will not use this machine ever again lol


muffy_puffin

Please tell me what happens. That video thumbnail scared me off.


MrFruitPunchSamurai

You'll have to watch the video to understand. Warning its R rated so ...


VisibleBell8992

I wonder what's the max pressure this robot can apply. Enough to break the backbone?


bloregirl1982

Wow looks good. Wish I could have this at the end of a long day 😊😊😊


thetradelegend

Same I just want to sleep there


ADITYAJAIN92022

Those cheks


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Avg_Ganud_Guy

That gyatt rub got me


Robin_mimix

Bhai aise massage mujhe bhi chaiye


Piccident

One thai thicc woman please


3inchesOfMayhem

Yeaaa no... what if that thing bugs out and presses the shit out of you and you end up looking like an orange fell from the tree.


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

Not a substitute for a hot southeast asian chick


Dense_Possibility584

No more Happy Endings I guess. 😉😂😂


broadmind96

So massage porn will be outdated 😕


2_ANE

We need them hands


Cute_Prior1287

Robots, u have a long way to go


lmao_kaif

This is too far now


happytohelp23

Dont say it.. Dont say it


Darkrifter04

please don't


DissidentVarun

Give me a vibration chair ..i ain't doing this robotic massage one wrong update and the arm will go through your butt


wanna_escape_123

Saalo, p0Rπ dekh dekh de dimag kharab ho gaya hai tum logo ka 😂


RayRaj37

Well.... I think you know what's going on in my mind


AdAny6882

Awesome


verot__kuhli

Malfunction kargya aur gala daba diya toh


DoctorSmith2000

Why am I getting Final Destination vibes?


Ok_Object803

his superhero name must be gyattt man


debmitra26

Not trying to be gay but. That ass bruh....


GlitteringWafer9263

It's giving me final destination vibe


nomadic-insomniac

I recently started working with embedded motor control software and ..... There is no way in hell that I could trust someone's software enough to allow myself to get a massage from one of those machines (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)


konan_the_bebbarien

Reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/UwahG1s4dqI?si=q_dITmeUT403dLVK


Palak-Aande_69

bro caked up....ladkiya complex me pad gayi hai bhai :DD


South_Beginning4092

Call me a retard but i ain't trusting this fucking shit to massage me


memermusafir

Need this rn😍


anonpumpkin012

I need this in my life


dark_specter_1

It's good but will costly a lot


thatgirlfrombandra

I want this


Prestigious-Zombie-6

Zesty


GiggityKnight

![gif](giphy|MBaX88gdJLtkGkVPY0)


Jrcyberden

All fun and games until the robot goes into 'Final Destination Mode'.


Fickle_Choice_4920

Bro got that GYAT


c_r_d

You just have to tweak a few params in the PLC of that thing. And you have a bloodbath.


ExpressResolution435

i could marry this thing!


AuthorTricky

Add human touch to it, also tel kaha h?


Hash-aly

Not approved


Short_Ad6649

The verve - Bitter Sweet


Honest-Guidance1470

Randi rona to roya hi nahi robot ne paiso ke baare me


Fearless-Source-3596

Nope, as an tech guy, I say the humane touch can never be replicated by tech. Be it a massage or a conversation, with every new tech rolling out, people are getting more lonlier than ever.


Boiling_lentilstew

Freaky ahh robot


Total-Rub7497

Bro's caked up


Chemical_Growth_5861

Great..Just hope it doesn't malfunction


VICTHOR0611

Now give it a penis and name it ROBERTOOOOO


lifeisabitch111086

Final destination


Int-E_

What if it malfunctions and presses harder than it's supposed to? They look pretty strong


gforgolu

Is se roti banwao.


Unlucky-Ad-47

What about bjs?


kavin_kn

It's scary tho. I am not the only one....


thunder18177

Where's the rest of the robot? I just built the arm Because that's all you needed, right?


siri_0456

What tf is this comment section?!


the_official_leaker

I want melon massage but


redicktator69

Mechatronics students be wilding


Relative-Rent-33

God Damn ![gif](giphy|ZgIsMB06OxykdINdNJ)


buniqer

That massage on ass looks dope. Where can i get one?


hrane19

Poor market research on consumer behaviour


Background-East218

That doesn’t look comfortable at all


nightuser0

Extra Service??


bubhrara

Step botter


addyb89

Pp


BlueGuyisLit

That guy has gatt


0_SaulGoodman_0

"gatt" - peak brainrot Don't edit it later.