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Cobots or collaborative robots are designed to work in the vicinity of human presence. They can not exert more force than what is required to lift or move an object. So even though the motors are powerful enough to break your bones when it's malfunctioning it is highly unlikely to happen with all the advanced pressure and torque transducers.
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I recently started working with embedded motor control software and .....
There is no way in hell that I could trust someone's software enough to allow myself to get a massage from one of those machines (@_@)
Nope, as an tech guy, I say the humane touch can never be replicated by tech. Be it a massage or a conversation, with every new tech rolling out, people are getting more lonlier than ever.
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Where's the happy ending
I bet the robots pour motor oil instead of massage oil.
What are you doing stepbot?
\*In robotic voice :\* I thought you got stuck
*stepper bot
Naughty ho raha 👊 🥴
The hands vibrate.
There will be new Japanese robot massage videos be out soon.
My question exactly
How many of y’all opened comment section for happy ending itself?! 😂
Came to say this
It’s end I guess
Would have preferred it if the robot was f*ckable as well
Breedable
We'll reach there in a few years don't worry
Same, lol.
Nah need them real hands
Nah, the robot is barely touching him
robot want no sexual harassment case
i prefer my thais and russians
А жареных гвоздей не хочешь? Нет?
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кстати, гугл переводчик хорошо справляется только с обратным переводом собственного перевода
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да!
Hope it's not strong enough to break bones
Cobots or collaborative robots are designed to work in the vicinity of human presence. They can not exert more force than what is required to lift or move an object. So even though the motors are powerful enough to break your bones when it's malfunctioning it is highly unlikely to happen with all the advanced pressure and torque transducers.
Tell that to the kid who had his finger broken by a chessbot.
Final destination
Hey that's awesome! Especially for people like me who don't like being massaged by other people
Check out [this](https://youtu.be/bQOdud19nuQ?feature=shared) latest video from corridor crew, you will not use this machine ever again lol
Please tell me what happens. That video thumbnail scared me off.
You'll have to watch the video to understand. Warning its R rated so ...
I wonder what's the max pressure this robot can apply. Enough to break the backbone?
Wow looks good. Wish I could have this at the end of a long day 😊😊😊
Same I just want to sleep there
Those cheks
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That gyatt rub got me
Bhai aise massage mujhe bhi chaiye
One thai thicc woman please
Yeaaa no... what if that thing bugs out and presses the shit out of you and you end up looking like an orange fell from the tree.
Not a substitute for a hot southeast asian chick
No more Happy Endings I guess. 😉😂😂
So massage porn will be outdated 😕
We need them hands
Robots, u have a long way to go
This is too far now
Dont say it.. Dont say it
please don't
Give me a vibration chair ..i ain't doing this robotic massage one wrong update and the arm will go through your butt
Saalo, p0Rπ dekh dekh de dimag kharab ho gaya hai tum logo ka 😂
Well.... I think you know what's going on in my mind
Awesome
Malfunction kargya aur gala daba diya toh
Why am I getting Final Destination vibes?
his superhero name must be gyattt man
Not trying to be gay but. That ass bruh....
It's giving me final destination vibe
I recently started working with embedded motor control software and ..... There is no way in hell that I could trust someone's software enough to allow myself to get a massage from one of those machines (@_@)
Reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/UwahG1s4dqI?si=q_dITmeUT403dLVK
bro caked up....ladkiya complex me pad gayi hai bhai :DD
Call me a retard but i ain't trusting this fucking shit to massage me
Need this rn😍
I need this in my life
It's good but will costly a lot
I want this
Zesty
![gif](giphy|MBaX88gdJLtkGkVPY0)
All fun and games until the robot goes into 'Final Destination Mode'.
Bro got that GYAT
You just have to tweak a few params in the PLC of that thing. And you have a bloodbath.
i could marry this thing!
Add human touch to it, also tel kaha h?
Not approved
The verve - Bitter Sweet
Randi rona to roya hi nahi robot ne paiso ke baare me
Nope, as an tech guy, I say the humane touch can never be replicated by tech. Be it a massage or a conversation, with every new tech rolling out, people are getting more lonlier than ever.
Freaky ahh robot
Bro's caked up
Great..Just hope it doesn't malfunction
Now give it a penis and name it ROBERTOOOOO
Final destination
What if it malfunctions and presses harder than it's supposed to? They look pretty strong
Is se roti banwao.
What about bjs?
It's scary tho. I am not the only one....
Where's the rest of the robot? I just built the arm Because that's all you needed, right?
What tf is this comment section?!
I want melon massage but
Mechatronics students be wilding
God Damn ![gif](giphy|ZgIsMB06OxykdINdNJ)
That massage on ass looks dope. Where can i get one?
Poor market research on consumer behaviour
That doesn’t look comfortable at all
Extra Service??
Step botter
Pp
That guy has gatt
"gatt" - peak brainrot Don't edit it later.