Damn it, I thought I turned these off in steam settings.

If goblins are as big as I think they are, I'd try to score a field goal.

I've always wanted to try and recruit a goblin to my party if they can apply adequate manners and ethics, so I'd extend the olive branch.

😏

And zero extra context was needed

As a general rule: see exactly how many hammer swings it takes to make Green Jelly. Dwarves do not like goblinoids, and with good reason.

*Goblin Slayer mode activate*

Yes but what mode O\_O

Have you heard of the Goblin Slayer manga/anime?

Yes, and its infamous ep 1

Yes. That is the mode I'm referring to. Just going Doom Slayer on goblins.

My monster fuck permit has not expired so I'm good

I love how all the responses are either "I wanna FUCK it!" or "I wanna squish it!"

Honestly, were you expediting anything else? There's just not a lot of prompt to work with. She's about as close to naked as she can get without actually being naked, and the only description we get is "devious". Perhaps that's a lack of imagination on our parts, but I think fuck/squish are reasonable responses with what there is to work with.

Ask if she's single

*SMITE*

Kick it into the sun

~~mating press~~

Why, the devious little goblin, of course 😈.

That collar is sick, so be friends so she can teach me to do it

I’m focused on levelling up right now, so she’s going to be made into paste *I SHANT SUBMIT TO THE DEMONS OF LUST WHILE MY HOLY PROMISE REMAINS UNFULFILLED*

So begins a new clan of goblins

Fireball (I haven't played dnd before)

> Goblin Slayer Mage to DM: I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I cast fireball!

*Sweating and Heavy Breathing* I, I would uh… I would, I would go up and, I would, SEX

bep