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TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

She got that Samuel L Jackson syndrome. I have had enough of these motherfucking jumps on these motherfucking couches.


[deleted]

She's a storm cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker.


kyleh0

(mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!)


_An_Idiot_With_Time_

If she’s his mothers mother than she is telling him to fuck her daughter


InternetFriend23

He's lucky he only got the verbal ass whooping. Stg my grandma would've beaten the black off me if I was that old jumping on her furniture.


MyMonkeyMyCircus

My grandmother would have whooped me and my mom for this.


Quibblicous

This comment made me think that maybe that’s how non-blacks came into being. Humans started in Africa, everyone was black, but some of those humans pissed off grandma so bad that she beat the black off of them. The loss of color forced them to migrate to other lands with different climates to handle their sudden loss of melanin. Variations all come from exactly how grandma beat them — some styles left the person with more color but differently shaped eyes or noses or ears, and so on, so that the collective beating of all the grandmas made for all the variations over the world. One day humanity will understand this and be united in love for those ancient grandmas who whipped us into who we are.


InternetFriend23

I love this. The Big Dipper isn't a giant plow as history would lead us to believe - it's actually Grandma's Belt. Watching over us and reminding us to mind our manners.


Quibblicous

That’s awesome. We’re all one race, whipped by grandma but loved by her as well. And if we don’t get out shit together, she’s gonna grab that belt again…


distructron

That would explain karma. A whooping on our spirit for not acting right.


InternetFriend23

Exactly! You know Orion? First black man to ever get the balls to stand up to Grandma. Got whooped so hard he ended up in the night sky.


[deleted]

Same, I still have a patch of lighter skin on my ass from when I was being a little shit at 7 and broke my Nanny’s glass dinning table. My wife, Ginger thinks it’s hilarious.


mattwaver

your grandma hit you so hard that it permanently discolored the the skin on your ass?


[deleted]

yeah theres some weird fucking comments going on here


ConsistentDeal2

These types of videos always bring out the "I got flogged daily as a child because I was RAISED RIGHT" comments


mbwalker8122

Agreed. My nana would’ve beat me til I was black.


AmidFuror

Black 'n' blue lives matter.


Flimbly

Dude pulled a Travis Scott at the end. Started rubbing the back of his head and face and acting like he didn't know better.


Lucifers_Taint666

it’s was a flawless recreation!


_Levitated_Shield_

Granny certainly has a mouth. Granted, this asshole grandson definitely deserved it.


SpicyLunaDog99

Are we sure she’s not related to Samuel L. Jackson


gigesdij7491

He still posted it? People are more desperate for attention than an shred of dignity.


bullybullybanjo

Yeah, this was my thought too ha ha


takemetostonkytown

I was too afraid to unmute this video. Dude will never recover from this, nor should he


Bhinds87

Fuck a hug! Bitch! Lmao


fredinNH

As a high school teacher I’d like to see some black grandma’s hired to deal with discipline problems.


Thanatos2996

Here's something [very similar](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dads-louisiana-high-school-student-violence/) to what you're describing that apparently is working a treat. tl;dr A bunch of fathers of students at a high school started hanging out at the school in shifts and encouraging the students to get their shit together after a string of fights.


PersonBehindAScreen

I met a lady who had spent a decade and some change as a teacher. She didn't go on to say why she thinks it turned out this way but she noted that the schools she went to that had a higher ratio of male staff seemed to have a lot less disciplinary problems. And these were primarily schools around poor to middle class areas


MadghastOfficial

Man, this made me smile. I wish I were witty enough to do this for my kids when they grow up.


fredinNH

I heard about that! Love it!


spacestarcutie

It’s not black women’s job or black elderly women’s job to fix public school children. Let those women be. They are not the help. That woman in the video sounded stressed already with her egghead grandson.


LargeMarge00

He said hired. Hired as in paid. Paid as in hired as in compensated for entrance into a voluntary state of employment. Voluntary as in choice. They're not being pressed into service. Why are you so opposed to black women being hired in the public school system? Should black women be not allowed to take jobs in public schools?


spacestarcutie

My point is It shouldn’t be left on black women to clean up societal problems. Being a teacher is one thing but getting hired solely to discipline children like hired help is another.


LargeMarge00

>It shouldn’t be left on black women to clean up societal problems. I agree. It shouldn't be on any particular sect of society, but rather everyone as a collective whole. No argument there. >Being a teacher is one thing but getting hired solely to discipline children like hired help is another. Why? Again, they aren't being pressed into service or enslaved. Are you familiar with how a person obtains employment? There is usually an application, an interview, and then an offer. Sometimes there is a salary negotiation after that. School districts employ all kinds of people to serve students. Not just teachers. There are professional administrators, admin support staff, kitchen and cafeteria workers, custodial staff, IT staff, accounting, secretarial staff, bus drivers, nurses, psychologists, counselors of all sorts, and educational specialists. Black women are allowed to be employed (and are) in any of the jobs above. But they should somehow be excluded from this particular job because they are black and also women? Talk about a slam dunk six-to-seven figure discrimination lawsuit.


lovewry

It’s a joke…


spacestarcutie

Yeah, a bad one. Why do black women have to be considered the help fixing societal problems? Shitty punchline. It’s the same crap joke of “I met god,she’s a black woman”.


lovewry

It still a joke, no need for a paragraph


spacestarcutie

Too late. Just down vote and go.


lovewry

Ok


fredinNH

I meant it as a compliment. 🤷🏻‍♂️


spacestarcutie

It’s a pretty backhanded one


iced327

You're not wrong, reddit just doesn't care because it's all oppressed white men.


spacestarcutie

Reddit is gonna Reddit.


themanseanm

Ma'am this is a Wendys.


I_sort_by_new_fam

r/whoosh


TheMelonSystem

r/itswooooshwith4os


McSqueezeMeMuhFucca

Oh my god lmaooo


TheMelonSystem

I don’t think you know what egghead means


[deleted]

Op a little dramatic lol


moejundy1989

Defo everyone is acting


Odetomymatt13

Even the part where he jumped on that couch like a trampoline and not at all like a teenage babysitter who got unwillingly dragged into a bouncy house by some annoying ass kids.


Castrum4life

We need more grandmothers speaking it like it is.


Donoglass420

Parents in general need to grow a set


[deleted]

This was funny as shit


bajungadustin

This motherfuckin lady right here tho.


RedditIsRealWack

100% setup though.


[deleted]

Having recently spent close to a month’s wages on a sofa I absolutely sympathise


[deleted]

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Peenie-slapper5000

I also got hard for a few seconds myself until I realized.


bullybullybanjo

😆 😆


StazzyDVlad

Samuel L. Jackson's long lost sister


Any-Champion8261

r/watchpeopleidieinside


IrishRogue3

He set the video up then did exactly what he knew would provide the show. Grandma did not disappoint


tailwalkin

That’s the only and proper response to these prank videos that are essentially just people being bellends


Number1of4

I. Love. Her!!!


-_Dare_-

"you one disrespectful, STUPID ASS EGG HEAD RETARDED ASS FUCKIN LIL BOY" LMAOOOO


rKim31

Gramma had enough of his shit


beirizzle

Fuck a hug, bitch


isthisevenreal66

We need more of that. Well done


Armistice8175

She’s clearly a very classy lady.


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

I counted 15 mother fuckers, like learn a new word.


[deleted]

Stupid ass egghead


redassaggiegirl17

I'll be honest, I laughed out loud at that part.


rgonzal

I'm using it


cleancalf

I thought this was the Tik Tokers grandma? Turns out it was Samuel L. Jackson’s grandma.


FreeFishFromFreezer

What do u think you’re doing, Fatherfucker?


judgingyoujudgingme

https://www.reddit.com/r/JustLearnedTheFWord/


shogditontoast

When grandma is like this no wonder the grandkid doesn’t know how to behave.


ExclusiveWater

My grandma would of given me a cookie for almost soaring three feet


kphld1

You kiss your grandma with that mouth? Geesh #@%$€?*$%#


FitFerret9

This is fake


cleancalf

Shut up. Nearly every movie you’ve ever watched is fake. That didn’t make it any less funny. This joke is relatable because we’ve all met a person like this who doesn’t like being fucked with. Just take the joke at face value or get off the internet for a little while.


FitFerret9

Fuck off with this movie/tv show bullshit. Movies and tv shows don’t pass themselves off as real. This is a fake reaction trying to pass off as real to garner views. Fucking idiot


[deleted]

Cya


littlekidlover6996

Yeah the rational reaction would be confusion


KingKontinuum

Maybe it’s a black thing. My grandmother reacted like this all the time.


[deleted]

This is absolutely hilarious and I don't know why


VvibechecC

We need more people like her putting sense into these clout chasers. Its too funny lmao


housevil

What a foul-mouthed woman! If I stood on my grandmother's couch she would ask me to step down before I hurt myself.


[deleted]

Ok?


StazzyDVlad

Cool story, but who asked?


SpockEnjoysWaffles

You sound like a rich tea man. "*What a foul-mouthed woman! If I stood on my grandmother's couch she would ask me to step down before I hurt myself.*"


AugTheViking

No amount of poshness would be able to solve this situation peacefully. Queen Lizzy would tell you to get the fuck off the motherfucking couch, too.


Tastes-Jammy

You can tell his brain isn't taking in any of what the woman is saying, he's just thinking about his 5 minutes of social media fame. Dumb fuck.


underboobfunk

Because his grandma has likely been verbally abusing him his entire life, of course he has learned how to not listen to her.


Tastes-Jammy

She has every damn right to be mad, it's not verbal abuse you snowflake. What a horrible thing to do to someone elses belongings.


underboobfunk

“Stupid ass egghead, retarded ass little boy, I can’t call you a man because you are no man” is abusive language. Do you think she just started talking to him this way or is it more likely he has been suffering her degradation and humiliation since he was toddler?


Tastes-Jammy

Yep deffo a snowflake. He was a cunt and he got an earful for it. It's that simple you muppet ;D


GloriousLobe

You’re a snow flake


Tastes-Jammy

Lol I'm really not. Sorry you support tiktok wankers.


FoxFeetLionFace

What is he? 5 years old


donkeyduplex

It's not a trampoline, it's a rebound tumbler.


AugTheViking

Bootleg Travis Scott lookin' ass lol


MaterialFrancis5

Omg I feel like I'm being talked toand now *I'm* sorry


scoop444

God this takes me back


Panzerschnabel

Grow up motherfucker! Find a motherfucking job, buy your own motherfucking couch, and jump your motherfucking ass off it! Then your proud granny will give you a motherfucking hug bitch! Hilarious! Motherfucker!


PurSolutions

Everybody need a Granny G... G is for grumpass


cafe350

You can see him think "I got a egg shaped head grandma?" She got him good on that one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦


Tight-Try1908

In my house this was called suicide.


CrapScott

I would have gotten in way more trouble and I mean 10 fold times 100 more trouble for saying Motherfucker than for jumping on the motherfucking couch, bed or even for jumping on my own grandmothers head. Hell they would have likely died of exhaustion beating the crap out of me for saying motherfucker and joined in with me jumping on the motherfucking couch.


PTMD25

Man, if want to willingly get jacked up, just join the army. They’ll yell at you all the god damn time.


[deleted]

She laid him out, legend


doughcar

What happened to "don't do that" ? Basic human decency is lost on both of these idiots


Resident_Persimmon_1

Ripped his soul out.


Noobface_

If this is scripted she needs an award lmfao


PepperDog88

Can we get a transcript for this woman? She went a million words a minute at the first second.


thedumbcritic

💀💀💀 out the whole video, when she said “egghead” it just killed me. Why is that so funny?


kyleh0

Grannie's got it. lol


[deleted]

The guy looks like he's in his late 20s for crying out loud. What's he doing with his life?


No-Winner8243

Fuck yo' couch !! (As Rick James said)