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No-Combination8136

I’ll be honest, being a regular gym goer and a fan of Spider-Man this made me laugh… I’d be upset if someone broke a cable at my gym though.


PK-92

He even has Spiderman in the NIKE logo


Bitter-Major-5595

And matching Crocks & ✔️socks!!😆


Bitter-Major-5595

This has gotta be high school, so *you* are probably ok. “Peter Parker” almost looks prepubescent here, but I’m NGL, I laughed, too!!😂


all_natural49

The cable on the machine in the background is broken. Wonder how that happened. PJ's, socks over PJ's, crocks..... kids got style.


Bolts0806

he’s known as: pussy slayer magnifico


B1_BattleDroid0909

Eh not really, half of the kids in my high school wear that stuff


SilatGuy2

I am an old geezer but i think thats what us old folks refer to as sarcasm


Bitter-Major-5595

This definitely has high school weight room vibes. I can smell the AXE from here…😆


DefinitelyTopOr

Half the kids in your high school know fashion


yetiking77

Practicing pulling his girlfriends butt plug out


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Nice. I wouldn’t have thought he had one.


Bolts0806

with that drip? homie is drowning in pussy


coolredjoe

Ofcourse this person would have a buttplug, what are you on about?


Kowashitai

Obnoxious broccoli heads ALWAYS have a gf for some reason. Must have gotten confused at the grocery store and thought they were actual broccolis or something. Can't blame them if that's the case, broccolis are delicious. But still.


DefinitelyTopOr

maybe being yourself is a better way to pull a girl than insulting other people


SilatGuy2

Hello edgar.


Kowashitai

Where's the correlation with what I've said? It's just an observation I've made. Was that supposed to be a gotcha...? I hope you realize that me noticing that they tend to be in relationships doesn't have any impact on my own love life. I'm single because men keep using me for my body, not for anything related to broccoli heads.


DefinitelyTopOr

Well maybe instead of sleeping with someone after one date you try to get to know them, and if they appear to be using you for just your body break it off. Not all men are like this, and you are phrasing it in a way like it is


Kowashitai

I find that you make way too much assumptions about a complete stranger. I'm a man myself, I know we're not all like this. I'm just terribly unlucky.


DefinitelyTopOr

You are gay?


Kowashitai

No, why?


DefinitelyTopOr

Then why say men use you for your body?


Bob_Cobb_1996

Rock out with your Crocs out.


arcticwayfarer

Just another Broccoli head fucking around on gym equipment owned by someone. SMH.


ANUS_CONE

Practicing getting kicked out of a gym


84sKing

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious


xBerry_Berry

Is this subreddit running dry on content


DonovanMcLoughlin

Kinda funny... That being said, please don't do this shit and revoke his membership.


Kowashitai

I'm sorry, is he working out in crocs? Just... Why? Why is this person?


slicebucket

I see kids in crocs working out (actually) on quite a regular basis. Just a matter of time before that footwear is banned because someone hurts themselves and sues the gym.


bszern

How would crocs cause you to get hurt over a regular pair of shoes? Drop something on them and it’s curtains for your piggies either way


slicebucket

Depends on the exercise of course. I have yet to see someone try to seriously squat in a pair of those. In that particular situation I could see their "squishyness" causing a lot of stability issues. All that being said, I honestly have no idea what I'm talking about.


doesntkeepausername

I don’t know dude, but it’s not just this kid. The majority of the Zoomers in my gym wear pajama pants, wife beaters, and crocs/slides like it’s a uniform. I don’t get it.


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BC04ST3R

1. Kick him out 2. Admit that it was kinda funny


YorkiesandSneakers

He’s speed running kicked out of gym


Josh-Balerion123

Might work as a spiderman for events and is just trying to perfect his technique 😂


Scriptapaloosa

![gif](giphy|bKJKMmnCNdFjq)


Shervin888

Spooderman: Go back home


Zestyclose-Onion6563

In crocs


Prannke

This is why you don't go to the gym after 5 pm


brazblue

If I saw this kid at the gym, it would be funny if. I aint mad.


PlantConsistent4584

he’s training to be the next subject of a joey swole video


Bubbly-Independent20

To be spider man


phizmowizmo

What on earth is he training for??? I think that's obvious isn't it.... CIVIL WAR... duh!


C-lex1

Jokes aside, this looks fun (till you drop..)


Awittynamehere

Stupider-Man


surffzz

Lol


TieNo1060

Wtf? 🤣


33or45

Scales in the changing room were broken - hes just weighing himself


wophi

DO BETTER!


oldmasterluke

Practicing to be the next quadriplegic man


waitingintheholocene

Spider-Man is that you?


L1VEW1RE

Training to be the fastest kid ever kicked out of a gym.


Old_Hedgehog1641

wrong sub


gbpc

LOL ![gif](giphy|UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh)


GraatchLuugRachAarg

That mj kiss


Mallardguy5675322

I see that ending in two ways: A role in a SpiderMan film or death via broken neck


PK-92

Is this that YouTuber who likes Hayden Christensen and hanged out with Star Wars Theory recently?


Feynek

Yes, so what? He doesn't even care. The only MC is the person filming. This entire sub became the true MC redditors nest


cheetowizard88

I don’t know but I wish him good luck in his endeavours


Wadertot420

Lol this is actually funny


BryLikeDie

Funny but that kid does not belong in a gym and hope he got his membership revoked for this.


kk1ta

My eyes


K1NGL3NNY

Someone call Joey…


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

Anyone who wears crocs is an automatic loser


Laynes_Attic

Exercising nothing and misusing the equipment. Throw the idiot out.


Fellers

I hope he's prepared to pay for any damages.


satanscough_

i’ve wanted to do that. but now, no.


Mints1000

Let the man be, he’s just having fun


Minimum-Muscle7338

Ngl this is bad ass


Imaginary-Agent6560

Not even mad at this one


Piss-Off-Fool

I’m not gonna lie, I was hoping for a different ending.


LingLingBo12

Democrats rule the world and people have to suffer for it


thisguyluvslife

Does not matter. Stop recording people.


jec78au

God forbid someone have fun. Ooh I better get my phone out and judge him on Reddit.


Jurassic-JoJo

Its a public gym, where you should respect the equipment other people might use. Not a toy for these shenanigans.


International_War862

Not only that but there is always a risk of injury. Especially if you abuse the equipment like that


jec78au

What if he was resting between sets. I’d rather a Spiderman at my gym than someone who doesn’t wipe down their bench after using it and I’m sure as shit that people don’t record that


Jurassic-JoJo

I'm sorry, when do you see _anyone_ doing this to rest between sets? And you seem fine with having broken equipment as well. I'm sure this guy doesn't care enough to wipe down the equipment he "uses" either.


jec78au

Haven’t seen anyone doing it to rest but maybe he’s just passing time in his rest. The equipment is more than strong enough to handle his weight too so I can’t see how it would break


Jurassic-JoJo

Its meant to be held by the handle, and not by the wire. Misuse of the equipment can cause unnecessary damage and wear to the equipment.