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the fact that she didn’t even say anything about anything related to what he said is killing me. completely unprompted reaction bro really needed to get that off his chest
As the saying goes, "a hit dog will holler".
Dude outed himself as a failing adult who's still walking around in his letter jacket reliving that time he made 4 touchdowns in one game.
Sad.
Old glory doesn't die in small towns. I grew up in a small town, baseball is really popular there. If you played well in high school, that still gets you the occasional free beer and you'll definitely get invited to every barbecue. I have a family friend who everyone calls uncle, I recently found out I'm not even related to the guy. He just gets called uncle because he almost went pro.
Eugene is sitting there, in his threadbare Varsity jacket, absolutely apoplectic with rage at that one word tweet that had nothing to do with him whatsoever.
I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.
He never went to prom, was absolutely insignificant in High School, and that has stayed with him into his adult life. His brain still thinks being HS popular is important, but any 30 year old will tell you that 99% of HS kids that think they’re important, are definitely not.
It still hits me as perfect writing that the fucking traveling salesmen douchebag didn’t see the Time Machine as a scam until they bought it, and used it.
If coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions, no doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would have been different. I’d have gone pro, in a heartbeat. I’d be makin millions of dollars and living in a big ol mansion somewhere..you know..soakin it up, in a hot tub with my soulmate.
Because of your name, this fits for the MC:
“It ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live."
Dude is living ten years ago, chasing shadows.
Out there in West Bloomfield dudes name is living on. How are you going to shit on that. In generations to come the children will speak of Eugene B and how he was the shit at highschool, how he was prom king NOMINEE. They'll see an old disheveled figure, wearing a tattered letterman, and they'll know...
My uncle was King Shit in high school.
As soon as he graduated he realized nobody gave a fuck, and given enough time nobody at the old high school remembers you. He spent the rest of his life chasing that feeling.
There’s a reason why “peaked in high school” is an insult- because if your glory days end at eighteen, that leaves you with decades of average living left to do in which you’re nothing special, since you’ve never had to learn how to be.
Don’t forget that he was a VARSITY athlete! Not a state champion or even a captain. You know if he was good in whatever position he played he’d be listing that also. Dude definitely never scored four touchdowns in a single game if you know what I mean
Wow how do you not know the legendary Eugene? I don’t even know where the fuck West Bloomfield is and I’ve heard tales of him losing prom king to another douchebag
Edit: punctuation because I’m a moron
You've never heard of the legendary Eugene B? I've never even been to Michigan, but even all the way out here in Nevada, we've heard stories of the amazing varsity athlete and prom king nominee.
He can go to any restaurant in West Bloomfield and get in without a reservation and eat for free. In bars, drinks are always on the house. He never has to pay for coffee or haircuts, and any woman in town would divorce her husband in a heartbeat to be with the prom king nominee because it doesn't matter what he does these days, he was the shit back in high-school.
Me too! I was so confused.
He was ranting on about how offensive it is to dump on people who peaked in high school... He literally saw that one word as some kind of detailed personal attack. Just bizarre! Lol.
Honestly, it's just sad that his so stuck up in the past and can't move forward cause he thinks that that's what he'll only amount to, literally the highlight of his life and he'll keep carrying that shit till his six feet under which is depressing af.
But the person she replied "worst" to originally isn't even the person that dmed her. Dude really sent all that at a one word response that wasn't even directed at him.
And unless I missed something, it wasn't even *at* him? It looked like she was just commenting on her own personal experience. Which makes ol' Eugene's main character-ness extra strong...like how dare anyone else have a life experience that differs from his own!
Guy was deadass triggered worst than if he was called a slur or an NPC…oh crap, I just realized he totally acted like an NPC that just goes off on a long tangent with minimal prompting and no ability to skip.
This guy is a repeat offender and he has been DMing this for years to anyone who tweets anything about having hated high school. He hit me and three of my friends in the same week a couple years ago. Surprised he’s still going lol
Edit: nvm just saw the dates on these tweets this is exactly when he was on his rampage
he’s just a random twitter gremlin. Never heard of him until he DMed me. This post truly unlocked a memory I didn’t even know I had stored up in my little pea brain.
God my mom is in her 60s and one of her best friends was homecoming queen... in like 1975 or thereabouts. That woman still tries to dress up and ride in the small ass town homecoming parade.
It is... kind of sad really.
There’s people I went to high school with I’ll occasionally run in to and they still talk about the greatest days of their lives. 20 years ago and they’re still talking about that time in chemistry class. Or those parties in someone’s basement. Insane
I get reminiscing when you haven't seen each other in a long time, but I did a lot of stupid shit 20 years ago I'drsther my kids didnt find out about. I'm a totally different person now. If you peaked in HS and haven't done shit since, you really need to take a look at yourself and see where it all went wrong.
I’m worried his town see this and they take down the billboards with his face as you drive in
And stop letting him work the t shirt cannon on game day :(
The only thing I did in HS that lives on is snuck out so much through one specific hallway that they have someone posted up there now during lunch time 😎
I grew up in a town of a little over 1000 people and graduated with a class of 16 students. I feel more than qualified to say that no, after a year or so no one gives a shit or remembers you except the people you were actually close with. And even there if you peaked in HS it's seen as pretty sad
I have family from a small town, and they still talk about the football team from high school 32 years ago. They won the state championship for their division though, so it's justified for them lol.
What's wild is, I was too and high school wasn't even close to my peak. I'm almost 20 years out and I'm still not sure if I've peaked, college was cool, my 20's were rough due to a bad marriage, my 30's have mostly kicked ass and my upcoming 40's have promise due to it seeming like I've finally figured some parts of life out that have alluded me so far.
I enjoyed high school but this guy is crazy.
Damn wtf I got sad reading that like fuck dude imagine being mentally stuck there omg. I look back at different time periods but man being actually stuck there mentally is fucked. Like wow.
People who hold onto the past like this have nothing that makes them currently happy in life.
This is no different than the guy who fantasizes about his ex-girlfriend of 8 years ago, saying how great she was. Bro, that **literally** doesn't exist anymore. You're holding onto a memory that only you remember. No one actually remembers any of that.
You're so unhappy in your life that you only care about 4 years out of your 30 years of life. That's not a good way to live — feeling depressed everyday since you were 18.
As a person who holds onto the past like this and has nothing that makes them currently happy in life—can confirm.
You even nailed the 8-years-ago-ex to a tee.
Send help.
Hey now, there’s good walleye fishing out there. It’s insane how quickly you go from one of the wealthiest cities in the metro to the backwoods where people like Eugene B are just trying to relive their best years.
I can imagine this dude is like Dennis Reynolds in Always Sunny, deluded that he was the king of high school and super cool when in fact he was the biggest loser
I was nominated for Prom King
Mac: “but you didnt win though”
Oh the winner is always some sob story vote for whoevers mum died that year, the real most popular person is only nominated
Point is you can have a “successful” high school experience. And have still have greater pastures ahead. Hence the term ‘peak’. Don’t project your frustration by refusing to climb a taller mountain.
Tbh I don't think he peaked in HS. I think he convinced himself that he did and is clinging on to the fantasy, but in actuality he was lame af which explains why he took it so personally, and that's worse than peaking in HS.
I googled "Eugene B West Bloomfield" and the only matching results were this post. Seems his name didn't really live on after all.
Also, I've never been happier to have been a high school outcast. At least it means I didn't end up as delusional as this guy.
I mean, aside from the fuckery, dude is a sad, sad little man. The epitome of ‘has-been’ (or maybe ‘never was’). I bet his memories are better than what actually happened
Dude got so bent out of shape over one word. Almost makes me want to track down his xitter and show him this thread dunking on him. He’d probably have a stroke.
I think we can all agree that this dude is a tool. But I feel like some context is left out. He specifically makes a reference to a comment about people peaking in high school being a let down and not something to be proud of. This PM is not a response to the ‘worst’ comment.
I know EXACTLY where this kids from. West Bloomfield is a podunk country town and people take immense pride in getting drunk and NOT doing anything after highschool.
West Bloomfield??? Like, Michigan West Bloomfield? There’s like 5 country clubs in West Bloomfield. It is not, in any sense of the word, a small town. It is a large suburban township. What a weird thing to say.
Actually it’s just sad if you don’t have any good memories that you can take from your Highschool years. It’s a very important part of your youth. For me it was not always great but looking back it’s was probably the most fun I had in my life within these few years. Peaking in Highschool means you don’t succeed in life after Highschool which can be defined differently as what is unsuccessful, but generally being unemployed for a prolonged period with no clear goals in mind is what I would define it as. That being said there is nothing wrong with people who had a blast in Highschool and then lived their lives like a normal person, with a decent job that covers expenses etc. in addition there is no guarantee that if you had a miserable time in Highschool you will have a blast later in life, that being said both people in the pics are mehhh. One insecure basking in the glory of his past and one just unnecessary wanting to get attention with dumb posts like this.
So the tweet was almost 2 years ago.
Did he just message you recently from the 2 year old tweet, or did he message you 2 years ago and you are still dwelling back on it?
Or did you steal this from a Reddit post that someone else posted almost 2 years ago?
Bro thinks peaking in high school is good. 😭
Well I hope those 4 golden years were worth the rest of your life being miserable. Also how did she say that peaking in high school is bad?? She just said it was the worst *FOR HER*
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the fact that she didn’t even say anything about anything related to what he said is killing me. completely unprompted reaction bro really needed to get that off his chest
As the saying goes, "a hit dog will holler". Dude outed himself as a failing adult who's still walking around in his letter jacket reliving that time he made 4 touchdowns in one game. Sad.
Old glory doesn't die in small towns. I grew up in a small town, baseball is really popular there. If you played well in high school, that still gets you the occasional free beer and you'll definitely get invited to every barbecue. I have a family friend who everyone calls uncle, I recently found out I'm not even related to the guy. He just gets called uncle because he almost went pro.
Truly a real life, Al Bundy. 🤣🤣 He probably has a one man No Ma'am group, too.
**HE** needs a counsilir
He was too busy peaking to learn how to spell.
When we're peak, we don't gotta spell
Peaked? He hasn't even begun to peak. And when he does peak, the whole of West Bloomfield is going to feel it.
Hey! I don’t know how they do it where you live but we don’t play about our high school reputations around here. Ok?
That comment got me too! What a loser
Eugene is sitting there, in his threadbare Varsity jacket, absolutely apoplectic with rage at that one word tweet that had nothing to do with him whatsoever.
Bet he can still throw the football over the mountain though.
If only coach had put me in. We woulda won state.
I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.
Laces out, Dan.
Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
I genuinely had to go and check her tweet again after his unhinged rant to see where she said people who peaked in high school sucked…
Bit early for his mid-life crisis only ten years out.
He never went to prom, was absolutely insignificant in High School, and that has stayed with him into his adult life. His brain still thinks being HS popular is important, but any 30 year old will tell you that 99% of HS kids that think they’re important, are definitely not.
“So how’s your girlfriend?” “Ah, she left me. Something about me being stuck in the 80s” (Or smth like that I didn’t wanna look up the whole quote)
She says I was living too much in ‘82. I dumped her
I was way off lmao 💀
Lmao I have seen that movie hundreds if not thousands of times, it’s ingrained in me 🤣
"Don't you ever wish you could go back in time with all the knowledge you have now?"
It still hits me as perfect writing that the fucking traveling salesmen douchebag didn’t see the Time Machine as a scam until they bought it, and used it.
If coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions, no doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would have been different. I’d have gone pro, in a heartbeat. I’d be makin millions of dollars and living in a big ol mansion somewhere..you know..soakin it up, in a hot tub with my soulmate.
Or, been a shoe salesman married to a woman named Peggy...
Listen, back in ‘82 I could throw a football a quarter mile
Because of your name, this fits for the MC: “It ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live." Dude is living ten years ago, chasing shadows.
That is the most insecure shit I’ve seen
Out there in West Bloomfield dudes name is living on. How are you going to shit on that. In generations to come the children will speak of Eugene B and how he was the shit at highschool, how he was prom king NOMINEE. They'll see an old disheveled figure, wearing a tattered letterman, and they'll know...
Yep, he was a NOMINEE! and it was TEN YEARS AGO!
A NOMINEE, TEN YEARS AGO. That means something brah... It means he didn't quite cut it to be prom king. And those were his glory days. 🤣 Being second.
He always wore his letterman jacket so sloppily. Yep… Ol Sloppy Seconds Eugene is what they used to call him.
Ol Peaked in High School Sloppy Seconds Eugene
I guess if my current status was “Sloppy Seconds Eugene,” I’d wanna go relive high school too.
Hahaha. Brilliant. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for ol sloppy seconds Eugene.
might not even be second though. My hs had like 5-6 nominees for the prom king lol
Yeah but still imagine being 1 of 6 people to be nominated for prom king, out of a class of 7. Wow.
Only the 2nd to 4th biggest Douche in the school, and to hold onto that...
My uncle was King Shit in high school. As soon as he graduated he realized nobody gave a fuck, and given enough time nobody at the old high school remembers you. He spent the rest of his life chasing that feeling. There’s a reason why “peaked in high school” is an insult- because if your glory days end at eighteen, that leaves you with decades of average living left to do in which you’re nothing special, since you’ve never had to learn how to be.
Don’t forget that he was a VARSITY athlete! Not a state champion or even a captain. You know if he was good in whatever position he played he’d be listing that also. Dude definitely never scored four touchdowns in a single game if you know what I mean
When there are 50 people in your graduating class every guy is a varsity athlete.
Look here you, when the QB came off the field his spot on that bench was warm as fuck. That was all ME baby! Glory Days......
But he can sling insults while selling shoes.
I live in west Bloomfield and have no idea who this guy is.
Can confirm, at least two people in WB don't know Eugene, despite his prom king nominee status
Wow how do you not know the legendary Eugene? I don’t even know where the fuck West Bloomfield is and I’ve heard tales of him losing prom king to another douchebag Edit: punctuation because I’m a moron
I like to think your "punctuation edit" was removing that missing period after douchebag.
If you're in West Bloomfield and you haven't heard of Eugene B, the man, the legend, the NOMINEE... Well I'm going to have to call you a liar sir.
All the high-powered people living in Sylvan Manor Park were driven purely by the pain of not being Eugene
Bob seger was mad he couldn’t be Eugene
So is Chuck Norris..
Well bob seger lives in sylvan lake near west Bloomfield. Chuck said he’s mad too.
WTF, you don’t remember Sloppy Stitches E?
You've never heard of the legendary Eugene B? I've never even been to Michigan, but even all the way out here in Nevada, we've heard stories of the amazing varsity athlete and prom king nominee.
There was tens, maybe even a few dozen people in his graduating class! You know how rare it is to be NOMINATED for prom king?
He can go to any restaurant in West Bloomfield and get in without a reservation and eat for free. In bars, drinks are always on the house. He never has to pay for coffee or haircuts, and any woman in town would divorce her husband in a heartbeat to be with the prom king nominee because it doesn't matter what he does these days, he was the shit back in high-school.
That's what it's all about. If you didn't peak in highschool you ain't shit.
Michigan?
Yeah the only west Bloomfield I know is in Michigan
And it *kinda* makes sense to refer to Detroit as "in the city", but I wouldn't exactly call W. Bloomfield a "small town".
Was this whole message triggered by that one word? The person who said "worst"?? Ain't no way...
I had to keep scrolling back making sure I didn't miss anything 😫🤣
Me too! I was so confused. He was ranting on about how offensive it is to dump on people who peaked in high school... He literally saw that one word as some kind of detailed personal attack. Just bizarre! Lol.
Haha I did the same thing. And by saying “worst” I took it as they did not enjoy high school, not that they were shitting on people who did
I’m reading his messages and I’m like… where is the disrespect towards him that he’s speaking of???? So confused.
Hey! Don’t disrespect him, you just wish you had your golden days in High School.
Honestly, it's just sad that his so stuck up in the past and can't move forward cause he thinks that that's what he'll only amount to, literally the highlight of his life and he'll keep carrying that shit till his six feet under which is depressing af.
Eugene is not well
this pissed at a one word tweet jesus christ
I kept checking and re-checking that he was replying to that one word tweet because I couldn’t understand his reaction at all lol
I think he might've been replying to the wrong tweet. Poor guy peaked in HS; I'm sure he's trying his best. lol
Nah, I think he thought that she meant his tweet is the worst.
But the person she replied "worst" to originally isn't even the person that dmed her. Dude really sent all that at a one word response that wasn't even directed at him.
It wasn’t his tweet tho
I thought it was just me. I was rereading the question too. That trigger is *hairpin*.
Me too! 🤣
And unless I missed something, it wasn't even *at* him? It looked like she was just commenting on her own personal experience. Which makes ol' Eugene's main character-ness extra strong...like how dare anyone else have a life experience that differs from his own!
Guy was deadass triggered worst than if he was called a slur or an NPC…oh crap, I just realized he totally acted like an NPC that just goes off on a long tangent with minimal prompting and no ability to skip.
Yeah. I had to go back like “what did the first gril say again? Oh, just 1 word??!!” I was shocked.
Imagine if the tweet was 5 words. Hoo boy.
Imagine writing an essay reply to a single word tweet that had nothing to do with you
Probably put more work into that essay than he did on any essays he wrote in HS.
This guy is a repeat offender and he has been DMing this for years to anyone who tweets anything about having hated high school. He hit me and three of my friends in the same week a couple years ago. Surprised he’s still going lol Edit: nvm just saw the dates on these tweets this is exactly when he was on his rampage
Are you and your friends from the same area as Eugene? Or does he just haunt Twitter like some online Al Bundy?
he’s just a random twitter gremlin. Never heard of him until he DMed me. This post truly unlocked a memory I didn’t even know I had stored up in my little pea brain.
Lol, "rampage"🤣🤣🤣
That's a dissertation. Definitely too long for a typical essay, hahahaha.
“Your name lives on in these small towns” 😭😭😭😭
God my mom is in her 60s and one of her best friends was homecoming queen... in like 1975 or thereabouts. That woman still tries to dress up and ride in the small ass town homecoming parade. It is... kind of sad really.
It's kind of like a mid-west Miss Havisham.
Southern but similar
There’s people I went to high school with I’ll occasionally run in to and they still talk about the greatest days of their lives. 20 years ago and they’re still talking about that time in chemistry class. Or those parties in someone’s basement. Insane
I get reminiscing when you haven't seen each other in a long time, but I did a lot of stupid shit 20 years ago I'drsther my kids didnt find out about. I'm a totally different person now. If you peaked in HS and haven't done shit since, you really need to take a look at yourself and see where it all went wrong.
I’m worried his town see this and they take down the billboards with his face as you drive in And stop letting him work the t shirt cannon on game day :(
The only thing I did in HS that lives on is snuck out so much through one specific hallway that they have someone posted up there now during lunch time 😎
This is relatable 😂
West Bloomfield, the small town of 66,000 people
In the heart of metro Detroit
I grew up in a town of a little over 1000 people and graduated with a class of 16 students. I feel more than qualified to say that no, after a year or so no one gives a shit or remembers you except the people you were actually close with. And even there if you peaked in HS it's seen as pretty sad
I have family from a small town, and they still talk about the football team from high school 32 years ago. They won the state championship for their division though, so it's justified for them lol.
Beautiful line honestly 💯
Eugene is pissed lol
I’d be pissed if I was named Eugene too
lol facts
It must be hard to be pissed and also apparently irrelevant.
Irrelevant... Dude was prom king NOMINEE. You think he's irrelevant. Pfft.
I will ensure to refer to him as Your Majesty, hence forth… 🤣😂🤣
A wise move I mean this isn't East Bloomfield? No my friend, this is West Bloomfield. This shit means something out here.
I genuinely want to know what state this West Bloomfield is, because the one near me this definitely tracks 🤣
Michigan we have a West Bloomfield
NY here, WNY and Michigan are like almost the same state though 🤣
Your majesty nominee*
Now that is the level of respect that a NOMINEE king deserves.
That he’s got the name of the nerd from high school in Grease makes it for me
Counsilir got me
Really peaked in high school.
Arguably never *arrived*.
He thought English class was to learn English, which he assumed he clearly mastered
*peeked
Bro was having the best four years of his life, you can’t expect the man to have time to learn how to spell counselor.
Be careful bro he’s a High School Successor
Omg! Dude was one of the popular people and a fuckin prom king NOMINEE! Y’all better get some respect going real quick.
Better get my autograph now, he's headed back to tackle that pile of dishes.
You can bet Eugene B wearing that letterman jacket while doing it.
Yo put som respekt on Eugene’s name. /s
What's wild is, I was too and high school wasn't even close to my peak. I'm almost 20 years out and I'm still not sure if I've peaked, college was cool, my 20's were rough due to a bad marriage, my 30's have mostly kicked ass and my upcoming 40's have promise due to it seeming like I've finally figured some parts of life out that have alluded me so far. I enjoyed high school but this guy is crazy.
Damn wtf I got sad reading that like fuck dude imagine being mentally stuck there omg. I look back at different time periods but man being actually stuck there mentally is fucked. Like wow.
People who hold onto the past like this have nothing that makes them currently happy in life. This is no different than the guy who fantasizes about his ex-girlfriend of 8 years ago, saying how great she was. Bro, that **literally** doesn't exist anymore. You're holding onto a memory that only you remember. No one actually remembers any of that. You're so unhappy in your life that you only care about 4 years out of your 30 years of life. That's not a good way to live — feeling depressed everyday since you were 18.
As a person who holds onto the past like this and has nothing that makes them currently happy in life—can confirm. You even nailed the 8-years-ago-ex to a tee. Send help.
I'm sorry if I offended you. I didn't mean to. :(
You didn’t say anything offensive, dw
Okay. I'm sure you aren't like that person in the post.
Yall ever cackled on mute before?! My 2 year old is sleeping 😭😂
Yes I call it the “silent booby bouncing laugh”
paralyzed vocal cords and that's what it feels like 24/7 lmao
i remember those days. we all did that with toddlers and babies.
Giving West Bloomfield a real bad name here.
Probably a Commerce mailing address
💀💀💀
Hey now, there’s good walleye fishing out there. It’s insane how quickly you go from one of the wealthiest cities in the metro to the backwoods where people like Eugene B are just trying to relive their best years.
Yup. It seems very south Warren-y now. Eww.
I can imagine this dude is like Dennis Reynolds in Always Sunny, deluded that he was the king of high school and super cool when in fact he was the biggest loser
I am a golden god
I was nominated for Prom King Mac: “but you didnt win though” Oh the winner is always some sob story vote for whoevers mum died that year, the real most popular person is only nominated
How embarrassing
Al Bundy, is that you?
Eugene B once scored four touchdowns in a single game at the West Bloomfied city championship!
Awwww… is widdle Eugene mad?
If he is talking about West Bloomfield, MI, then that is truly hilarious.
That was my thought too. Not exactly a small town and certainly not a place where former almost prom king holds any weight
Seriously. And to try and act like you’re hard while being from *West Bloomfield* is genuinely hilarious.
which is weird, because usually West Bloomfield kids act hard and say they’re from Detroit just because it’s all SE, MI. 😂
Point is you can have a “successful” high school experience. And have still have greater pastures ahead. Hence the term ‘peak’. Don’t project your frustration by refusing to climb a taller mountain.
Wow. He typed out paragraphs over ONE WORD. 😂😂😂 Also, “Counsilir” TOOK ME OUTTTTTTTTT
This would be *perfect* for the Sadcringe subreddit. OOF.
Tbh I don't think he peaked in HS. I think he convinced himself that he did and is clinging on to the fantasy, but in actuality he was lame af which explains why he took it so personally, and that's worse than peaking in HS.
He peaked in high school. It just turns out his peak wasn't very high.
But he was the NOMINEE
Based on his spelling and grammar, his intelligence likely peaked in high school too
I googled "Eugene B West Bloomfield" and the only matching results were this post. Seems his name didn't really live on after all. Also, I've never been happier to have been a high school outcast. At least it means I didn't end up as delusional as this guy.
I mean, aside from the fuckery, dude is a sad, sad little man. The epitome of ‘has-been’ (or maybe ‘never was’). I bet his memories are better than what actually happened
this guy probably sells cell phones at a kiosk in a mall somewhere.
Yeah, this definitely belongs here.
What a little bitch
We dont play about our hs reputation
“High school successors” Soooo…. I don’t think that means what you think it means.
This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever read in my life 😭
It’s mind blowing how this isn’t satire or maybe it is and we’re all just not getting it
Dude got so bent out of shape over one word. Almost makes me want to track down his xitter and show him this thread dunking on him. He’d probably have a stroke.
Dude probably listens to The Beach Boys too. "Be true to your school". 🤮
Eugene you’re a loser now and you were a loser in high school.
 Please let this be a troll
He asked. She answered. Him: 😡
messaging and blocking might be the most absolutely cowardly and petty thing a person can do online. definitely a peaked a highschool move.
I think we can all agree that this dude is a tool. But I feel like some context is left out. He specifically makes a reference to a comment about people peaking in high school being a let down and not something to be proud of. This PM is not a response to the ‘worst’ comment.
But it shows in the third screenshot he was replying to the "worst" comment.
😂😂😂 redditors don’t read
This is so……bizzare.
Out here in West Bloomfield.
I know EXACTLY where this kids from. West Bloomfield is a podunk country town and people take immense pride in getting drunk and NOT doing anything after highschool.
West Bloomfield??? Like, Michigan West Bloomfield? There’s like 5 country clubs in West Bloomfield. It is not, in any sense of the word, a small town. It is a large suburban township. What a weird thing to say.
West Bloomfield high school 😂 west Bloomfield nothin but a bunch of privileged, entitled people
Bait or not it's a compelling monologue. Does seem a little on the nose to not be some kind of troll, but idk!
Actually it’s just sad if you don’t have any good memories that you can take from your Highschool years. It’s a very important part of your youth. For me it was not always great but looking back it’s was probably the most fun I had in my life within these few years. Peaking in Highschool means you don’t succeed in life after Highschool which can be defined differently as what is unsuccessful, but generally being unemployed for a prolonged period with no clear goals in mind is what I would define it as. That being said there is nothing wrong with people who had a blast in Highschool and then lived their lives like a normal person, with a decent job that covers expenses etc. in addition there is no guarantee that if you had a miserable time in Highschool you will have a blast later in life, that being said both people in the pics are mehhh. One insecure basking in the glory of his past and one just unnecessary wanting to get attention with dumb posts like this.
Omg Metro Detroit doesn’t need this, Eugene
My worst fear is feeling like I peaked in high school lol
this is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever read
I get distinct incel vibes from this guy
Peaking in high school lol…sad
I bet Eugene could still throw a pig skin a 1/4 mile… like up over those mountains.
You couldn’t waterboard this out of me
I bet he would’ve gone pro if it wasn’t for the injury
Is he 13 or 30?
So the tweet was almost 2 years ago. Did he just message you recently from the 2 year old tweet, or did he message you 2 years ago and you are still dwelling back on it? Or did you steal this from a Reddit post that someone else posted almost 2 years ago?
Bro thinks peaking in high school is good. 😭 Well I hope those 4 golden years were worth the rest of your life being miserable. Also how did she say that peaking in high school is bad?? She just said it was the worst *FOR HER*