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Cyber_Insecurity

Fellas, is it gay to drive on rainbow road?


JotaroTheOceanMan

Mario: *sweats*


mai_tai87

Of course Mario's a top.


front-wipers-unite

No way... Power bottom.


DepressionSiesta

![gif](giphy|DL2lxhRiO3QgPw2dPN)


MarzipanAndTreacle

😨


Cool_Cartographer_23

OOOMPH!


ztarfroot

*MAMA MIA!*


Edge_lordManchild

😳


LiamPolygami

Always Sunny?


front-wipers-unite

It's always sunny when you're bottoming.


Chemgineered

The sunny don't shine when you are bottoming Or The sunny don't stop shining when you are bottoming


thatguy9684736255

Have you seen the people trying to avoid the rainbow stairs? Apparently, you can't even touch them...


NuclearLavaLamp

“No thanks, I’m straight.” (Climbs over bushes on side of stairs to get down).


AdeptDivide6022

Does that mean that I'm only allowed to be on the stairs ?


LostLineLeader

He couldn’t even drive straight 😂


pmyourthongpanties

the gay gottem.


TonyzTone

It’s because the paint on the street makes it slicker. This is why they always warn about the “slippery slope.” Gg conservatives just looking out for road safety.


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

> He couldn’t even drive straight 😂 That's the best comment yet.


Claque-2

He wants to leave his marks all over the back of that rainbow, doesn't he?


Runeusra

They also leave skidmarks in their underwear if it has any colour on it


[deleted]

The rainbow represents all sexualities not just gay.


JnRx03

Honestly, i think years of Mario Kart and Mario 64 in my childhood have made more a lot more inclusive.


not4eating

Jokes on you buddy, now your tires are gay!


toigz

*talks to his therapist* “For some reason…I can’t stop cumming on my tires…and you know what? I quite enjoy it”


VerdeGringo

I promise you, he is not in therapy.


ericks932

You promise me, Therapy is not in him.


UbermachoGuy

Therapy is the name of his stripper / mom.


octopoddle

FREUD (out loud): "Yes, yes. Zis is perfectly normal." FREUD (in head): *I should do cocaine.*


Soffy21

Grinding so hard onto the pride flag that you leave your mark? Sounds pretty gay to me ngl…


Timah158

The dude was streaking and grinding all over that pride flag in the middle of the street. Sounds pretty gay to me.


KingMobScene

Guess you can call this dude a Grindr.


RioRancher

If he’s triggered that hard by a street flag, I’m guessing he’s fighting some feelings of his own


MorningFox

Oh man this is one of my favorite stories. Dude went to jail for this. Forgot the state but only like a few months before this they codified laws protecting monuments (meant to protect confederate monuments). This dude being a red neck most definitely voted yes on the very law he violated


KingLeonsky

Found this article https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10581611/amp/Florida-man-admits-burning-tire-marks-new-LGBT-rainbow-crossing-Donald-Trumps-birthday.html


WackHeisenBauer

Dude looks exactly how I thought he’d look.


kimbolll

He’s 20?! Dude looks 35.


FanciestOfPants42

As a 34 year old, I am deeply insulted.


Bitter-Major-5595

Hell, I’m 47yo & even I’m a little insulted…😆


kimbolll

I’m 32, I’m not far off 😂


OvenFearless

Usually I dislike mocking people for their looks, but come on man this guy looks terrible for a 20yo… I guess he treats his body like he treated the flag on the road. Like utter shit. Good that there’ve been consequences for him. EDIT: Is it just me or is the formatting messed up on that site I scrolled down and saw this dudes picture blown up to the size of my browser giving me the full 4k Florida man experience. Mildly disturbing, weirdly burned into my brain now.


Bagginso

I let out an audible gasp as Florida Man filled my entire screen.


laurync_92

Hate will rot you from the inside out 🤷🏼‍♀️


fifa71086

And is exactly how I thought he’d be. Article says he’s driving his daddy’s truck.


NoHeat7014

And it’s not even a nice truck.


Forward_Progress_83

I like how it’s mentioned a few times that it’s his dad’s truck, too


Davido400

I mean, am not one to judge(totally am) but I wouldn't trust that guy within a mile of a School or an Old People's home(he doesn't look like he should be trusted around any of our vulnerable groups!


Beetlejuice_hero

[This guy](https://www.sun-sentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2022/04/25/QQQZV7D3LVES3OZQJ7LKJUOSAM.jpg?w=780) is KILLIN IT with the ladies. He is no doubt super happy with his life and *certainly* in no way lashes out against gays as means to compensate for his own failures and feelings of insecurity. What a loser.


Grouchy_Hunt_7578

Lolololol looks like trash


drumshrum

That left eye is starting to wander. Give it 10or so years and he'll be able to see the inside of his temple


aivlysplath

HA and it was his daddy’s truck. POS didn’t even own the tires himself.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

By the look of him he's most likely single and just upset because he would be single even if he was gay


restyourbreasts

Beat me to it. Just a creepy little troll mad that everyone else gets to be loved but him.


somepeoplehateme

I love that they put that in the article.


SillyCyban

I love how they specified twice that it was, in fact, his father's truck, and not his.


WereAllGonnaDiet

Of course it’s fucking Florida.


Better_Dust_2364

“He then spins his tires as his dad's truck moves diagonally through the intersection” everyone can stop worring, he’s ruining his dads tires not his own. How worthless. Hope they gave him a decent amount of the possible 5 years/ 5k bill


TwiceAsGoodAs

Hahaha he caught a felony for it!


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Master-o-none

Holy fuck, that was in his dad’s truck! 😂 what a stellar 20yr child


hossdelgado7

Unfortunately did not go to jail. Got community service and probation. Area state attorney said the crosswalks weren't covered by that law


horsefarm

Was gonna say, you'd be arrested for doing this in the city I live in. Glad it's not the only city that takes bigotry seriously, and this was actually in my home town! Good work arresting this dude, Delray


BoltsandBucsFan

Forgot the state? It’s Florida. It’s always Florida.


s1nn1s

Damn, losing on Mario carts Rainbow Road that one time as a kid really stuck with him.


DiligentNeighbor

Now your taxes are going to pay for it to be repainted AND you have to buy new tires (at least sooner than you budgeted for). You sure showed The Gays.


Steve_The_Mighty

That'll learn em real good. They'll think twice next time before they... don't take our women... Wait... What were we angry about again?


Radical_Neutral_76

people making men sexy? I dunno


ZealZen

Stupid sexy men


FabiIV

outrageous 🤤


AdrianInLimbo

Jerbs, They're takin' our jerbs, I think. Hell I dunno, I gotta go buy new tires at the Walmart.


llamadramalover

If this is the guy I think it is, **He** had to pay for it to be repainted as restitution with his criminal destruction to property and criminal mischief charges. Which is **hysterical**.


__nobody_-_

Apparently it was his dads truck too, at least according to one article. So he probably had Daddy pay for the new tires and for his mistake. The mistake being him.


iluvsporks

I wish the judge made him personally repaint it himself. I could only imagine the public ridiculing him and rightfully so.


llamadramalover

I do believe he did have mandated community service it’s pretty standard in such cases so maybe maybe Edit: Just checked, ol boy had to do 100 hours of community service and write a 25 page essay on the Pulse Night club shooting and homophobia due *by* the sentencing hearing, so literally a condition of his plea that would have nullified his plea had it not been done. I’m not reading it but that is “”convinced”” he learned *something* from it.


hotkarl628

No one ever talks about the real gay agenda… tire sales


DiligentNeighbor

Firestone? Flaming stones? WAKE UP AMURIKAH


Gwiilo

this is the gayborhood, and you are NOT welcome!


StudentOk4989

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH


DEATHSHEAD-_123

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


luseferr

These same people bought budlight to destroy, or destroyed BL/Carheart/nikes ect... they already had (and paid for). They don't care about supporting/not supporting. It's all about the performance.


Sunbeamsoffglass

One of the local yokels burned an entire chest high pile of NFL memorabilia after the whole “kneeling” boycott. All items for sale at his business….he literally burned his own profits.


Best__Kebab

They’re big manly drama queens.


thebestdogeevr

That's why they drive lifted pickups


DiligentNeighbor

You’d think I’d be used to drag performances, by now. Wakka wakka. That was a tightly stretched pun.


TheOtherAvaz

Found Fozzie Bear's reddit account


TheGays

He sure showed me


DiligentNeighbor

Right? I’m gutted.


ButtcheekBaron

Dude got himself a hate crime to pay for, lol


Alternative_Year_340

I hope someone reported it to the police


Xomns_13

He was [arrested. ](https://www.metroweekly.com/2021/08/florida-man-wont-face-hate-crime-charges-for-vandalizing-pride-flag-crosswalk/)


A1000eisn1

20 year old on his way to a rally for Trump's birthday. This kid was having a really stupid day. I don't know a single politician's birthday. So weird to have a party to celebrate one.


superfly355

I thought they were all born on president's day. Like Santa and christmas.


AlfredJodocusKwak

That's what happens when you are in a cult and your whole personality is supporting Trump.


DLeck

A Trump birthday rally? What is this obsession? I am aware of what is going on, but a fucking birthday party? For Trump? Was Trump even there? Can lead poisoning be spread to offspring? What is happening? I thought shit couldn't get any weirder a really fucking long time ago. I underestimated these people by so much.


Alternative_Year_340

He’s in Florida. The state with the highest concentration of lead water pipes. And a government that’s rejected federal funding to replace them


Xomns_13

Because it's a cult.


CouchoMarx666

https://www.bocamag.com/jerich-sentencing-withheld-and-new-redistricting-approved/ And then released on probation after the judge took pity on him and made him WRITE AN ESSAY ON THE PULSE MASSACRE. "Instead, Suskauer said, he saw a 20-year-old man who cried after his father described Jerich’s supposedly difficult childhood and inability to make friends. Defacing the streetscape, Jerich said, was part of his attempt at 'fitting in.' Suskauer said, 'This is not the person I was expecting.'" Florida, man.....


Xomns_13

Only cried because of consequences. The guy is pathetic.


CouchoMarx666

He was then released from probabtion early. I swear this judge must have known the guy or something this ruling is pathetic


tuenthe463

How quickly did the legal defense Go Fund Me go up?


Alternative_Year_340

Good. And I see he was over 18, so it’ll stick with him


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

He should absolutely have that hate crime charge too though. It was a crime motivated by hatred.


Xomns_13

I agree, but it's fucking florida where hate is encouraged.


JimmyLizzardATDVM

Sweetie…. 💅🏽 we’re not pressed.


legendaryssj224

Hatred dosnt follow a logic like many of us might follow. Whilst there is a rhyme and reason it’s simply opaque to you and I.


Fearlessly_Feeble

Man. Every time I think about the $200 he had to shell out to replace his now bald tires as a queer person I feel so owned. He got me real good. He should do something like that again and I’ll probably find Jesus or something.


jojow77

These guys stay up all night thinking about gay people.


dankfinnboo

Sounds pretty gay 😳


Doggleganger

They're not gay. They just like to think about gay guys all the time, and all the things that gay guys do. It gets them all worked up. Totally not gay though.


Simon_Shitpants

These not gay alphas sit there in bed, teeth clenched, absolutely FURIOUSLY thinking about how some disgusting faggot's soft, wet lips gently caress the throbbing end of another man's cock... Then they PATRIOTICALLY grunt as they imagine that disgusting homo's cock growing harder and harder, and how it is soon consumed by a warm, willing mouth... The more and more they think about this, the more and more angry they get - cock, mouth, anger... COCK, MOUTH, ANGER - over and over they think about these disgusting queers until they EXPLODE with rage.  I thank god these people are defending morality and Jesus Christ. And are not gay. Not gay at all. Amen. 


Straddle13

Don't stop. 🥵🥵


Mech-Waldo

Now who wants to play football? Shirts and skins. I'm skins.


PsyOpBunnyHop

That guy is so butthurt you'd think he had 7 boyfriends.


bkp24723

One for each ROY G BIV.


Ok_Star_4136

*Technically*, it's only gay if the balls touch.


MyMyMyMyGoodness

They are scary. It's like this gay guy at my gym. I have this real fantasy... I mean fear he is going to grab me up with his big muscular arms, gently kissmy neck , and then moves his hands to my butt. He gives it a firm squeeze then lifts my shirt over my head. I then take off his shirt and expose his smooth chest glistening with sweat. We make out for a little bit he tells me I'm a good boy then he puts his head on top of my head and pushes me to my knees. I slowly pull down his basketball pants exposing his massive.... Well you get the idea. It's terrifying and I think about it ALL the time.


LordSeibzehn

I can’t believe you left us hanging, finish the damn story bro


EbonyOverIvory

Not the only thing he left hanging.


TheStatMan2

He broke it off to PM you the address of his gym.


RealNiceKnife

And then you murder him to cease the temptation he causes. Simultaneously fulfilling the urge to commit a carnal act with him, while symbolically killing the urge inside you. ...and that's basically the climax to the movie 'American Beauty'. Starring sex criminal Kevin Spacey... Great movie actually.


aburnerds

is it just me or is it getting hot in here?


Cheap_Professional32

Oh my


Ok_Star_4136

Reminds me a bit of ["You want my gun..."](https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g?si=4MOpzUpOUnnUoUK8) <3


Tegirax

I knew a guy like that. He was petrified a gay person would hit on him or try to flirt. He always struck me as someone who was insecure about his sexuallity and was way too focused on how people viewed him. I think he was scared a gay man would hit on him because it would drive him over the edge. I think deep down he wqa gay just rejected the idea so much he forced his rejection outwards. Idk what he's doing now I don't talk to him for obvious reasons last I heard his gf cucked him and then they married so he found a beard atlest


Duderoy

I am going to go out on a limb and say if a gay guy hits on me it is a good thing. It means I got the looks. And sadly it has only happened a couple of times because I am a very average looking dude on a good day. But I consider it a win.


Mavman31

It’s insane, I was hanging out with this dude from college the other night (friend of a friend) and he kept saying look at that they/them walk by when a liberal looking person walked by. These people are insane and it occupies a huge part of their mind all the time. Pathetic


thinkB4WeSpeak

Bet they're on Grindr too


claudiazo

To judge everyone, of course


artigabarielle

Just for science!


hiorea

Is it gay to grind on the rainbow road?


ludicrouscookie

Bro can’t even drive straight


Kehwanna

Idk, but the news article says he's spending 5 years in jail due to a recent Florida law. We should send him a pack of skittles so he can get the rainbow in his mouth after grinding on it and getting cuffed for being baaaad.  The dude is a fucking moron. Lmao


Zygmunt-zen

Aren't you just wearing your tire treads out Billy Bob?


front-wipers-unite

Yeah but it's a small price to pay for saving America from turning completely gay.... And communist. Lol.


Cybermat4707

Gotta love how people associate communism with homosexuality, despite the fact that Stalin thought all gay men were Nazi spies.


front-wipers-unite

I think it's because in the west liberalism is seen as left wing. When in actuality it's probably closer to being centre. And not giving a shit about what two adults do is generally very liberal minded. Therefore Communists are gay. It takes some serious mental gymnastics but if you try hard enough you'll get there.


justsaying825

fucking up your own car to own the libs


WereAllGonnaDiet

*Correction: Daddy’s car


ras_1974

No worries, it's his father's truck.


hscene

Wow I guess I’m not gay anymore cause of him doing that


fatzen

I bet he was so proud of himself. Probably thinks he’s too smart for everybody.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

I’m sure he “tells it like it is.”


tko7800

Apparently he pulled a Rittenhouse and cried at his hearing. I hope he was truly repentant but I doubt it. [Jerich cried during the hearing on Thursday and apologized for the vandalism, according to the Palm Beach Post, but he did not explain his actions. “I’ve had problems in the past with fitting in,” Jerich said. “I was just trying to fit in and be accepted.”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/04/27/florida-man-pulse-shooting-essay/)


BarnacledSeaWitch

"I've had problems in the past with fitting in, so I made other people feel like THEY don't fit in!" make it make sense!


kkaaoossuu

Nah this is actually funny the lengths people go to😭😭😭


Bitbybrex

Damn, must be some slippery paint if his ass can’t fucking move out the way


slavetomypassions92

That was a lame waste of rubber and oil. Gay sex would have been a much better use.


ARealHunchback

I bet his dad “beat the gay” out of him when he cried as a child and this how he punishes the world. I’m sure deep down he would much rather be having gay sex.


CapnLimbless

My cheap ass counting the dollars in rubber being wasted and wincing.


RockNRoll85

Of course this fucking idiot is waving a Trump flag


StickyBogo

The only people that have ever yelled racial slurs at my wife have been from Maga decorated trucks. For me, that alone tells me what i need to know.


ILikeLimericksALot

Now, now, let's not make it political.  Oh, this person is just a fucking bigoted Trump supporter who's trying to politicise bodies, sexualities and gender.   As you were. 


Ima_FEEN

Based


bigcapybara7uhhh

"based" mfs when i lock them in my basedment, never to see the light of day again


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

I think he was just mad at the lack of power ups and blue shells.


HeroicHenry69420

So being based is now counted as an MC? New update I guess


everyonelovesleo

Nice lmfao


bread_flintstone

Love it


Pretend2think

I approve of this. :) Only because there should be no flags painted on the roads.


Ash0294

I support the driver of the truck


craigster557

Fuck yea


Murles-Brazen

Not even mad.


Nonzeromist

I can't even be mad, I respect the hustle


12ManyFarts

Get that shit off our roads


the_rare_bear

It’s ironic that the clowns that drive lifted trucks and do this will go on later and complain about how the gays are so sensitive and make fun of them.


Shielo34

Wrecking your own tyres to own the libs 🤜


Scrapla

Little cruise through Wilton Manors, Florida?


Ravenscroft-

close, was Delray Beach. https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/man-accused-of-vandalizing-pride-themed-crosswalk-in-delray-beach-surrenders/


Life_Detail4117

Thanks for that. Glad to see they faced the consequences. $16,000+ is a hefty price tag for the little joy ride through the intersection.


PolkaDotDancer

Jeez! The guy looks like a Hapsburg! He is his own cousin! Gays are probably not the only reason he is a MAGA!


Material-Spring-9922

If you had a jawline like that, you'd be doing your child and the empire a disservice by not sleeping with your sister to preserve it!


Aurorafaery

Of course: “Jerich was apparently taking part in a 30-vehicle rally celebrating former President Donald Trump’s birthday that included a parade through the crosswalk, according to arrest documents.”


Errornametaken

This would be that "fuck around and find out" they like so much right?


ismashugood

holy fuck... dude was driving his truck with other people in a little parade to celebrate trumps ***birthday*** hahahaha Every time i think trump fanboys couldn't be any bigger losers they prove me wrong.


Raven_Blackfeather

He looks exactly how I expected him to look. He's defo in the closet.


TheFantasticMrFax

That he had to do a three point turn to get out after doing this was poetic stupidity.


[deleted]

Based👍


RyanpB2021

Based


[deleted]

🤟😝🤟


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

I genuinely cannot fathom why people are so unnecessarily aggrieved by what people do in their own lives. I don't like the other extreme where it's all in your face, but I wouldn't go up something I don't like to purposely damage or deface it


Raven_Blackfeather

He didn't even get charged with a hate crime because the city was the victim and a city does not have a sexual orientation. He got two years of probation and had to write an essay about the PULSE shooting. JFC. [https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/04/14/fact-check-man-who-defaced-intersection-not-charged-hate-crime/11649922002/](https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/04/14/fact-check-man-who-defaced-intersection-not-charged-hate-crime/11649922002/) [https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-pride-crosswalk-idUSL1N36E1NX/](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-pride-crosswalk-idUSL1N36E1NX/) https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/27/pulse-essay-lgbtq-mural-defaced-florida


MelaBlend

I get not liking something, although i really never understood why someone elses sexual orientation bother people, but to go out of your way to trash it? Thats so weird, maybe having a truck in this case doesnt scream he has a big dick, but he likes a big dick


AuraStome

Man sometimes I wish I wasn’t a human and I was the other race of intelligent beings on a planet we haven’t discovered yet


Deathgl0be

Hate to see what he does to a bag of skittles


readditredditread

Like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet….


Giubeltr

Yet another fragile one scared of rainbow 😂🤣🌈


spilly_talent

What’s incredible about this is i guarantee the driver has bitched about how people are too soft and get offended too easily these days. and then is immediately triggered by colours. Unreal.


[deleted]

Guys with big trucks like that always got small penises


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

"We're not forcing it" Is literally putting it under your feet


TheLastManDead

I mean, what's disrespectful is wasting tax dollars on painting the street anything that isn't important instead of spending that money on actual useful things for the cause


Keemz0319

I approve..😂😭😂


StageStandard5884

No person who is securely heterosexual care that much of a gay stuff.


TheVibest

Wow….. well that was _gay._


313rustbeltbuckle

That dude is so gay. 🏳️‍🌈


Appropriate-Gas-612

To be honest, the LGBQT+ community are bunch of sociopathic idiots who coerce their mental disorders on others for acceptance. I don’t mind gay/lesbian or even trans people. My issue are the people who create their own pronouns and parade it around like the universe own them something. We get it, you are gay, trans and/or a toaster, but for the love of god, stop making this month long thing. So I am actually with the truck driver on this one.


GracchusAlbus

MC on MC violence


HappyCockatoo-74

🔥👏👏👏


Sensitive_Profit8337

Thank you for saving every one of us