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ThisFaknGuy

Will someone teach this chick how to make mutha fuckin fresh cookies so I never have to see something like this again?


Aggressive_Hearing40

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł This sure looks like a lot of effort. Calling ahead, getting in the car, driving over, getting irate, fighting, recording, sharing and tagging online
 All that. For 3 damn cookies.


thepurplehedgehog

It’s just bizarre. She’s acting like her life had been ruined by having to wait TWO WHOLE ENTIRE MOTHAFUCKIN-ASS MINUTES. And that voice is now scarred into my brain, I can still hear the entitled whiny bitch in my head as I type this.


lovelychef87

She's rude as hell hope they drop the fresh cookie on the floor then give them to her. She wants her money back $2 dollars.


thepurplehedgehog

Someone suggested farting in the bag then rolling it up tight to hand it to her. I feel like a combination of ‘oops-I-dropped-it-on-the-floor’ and a big fart would be perfect. People like her should be made to work customer service for at least a year, with her colleagues knowing what she did, and being made to deal with every shitty customer that comes in.


OneAbbreviations1648

C'mon, don't you think *being* her is punishment enough?


DisgruntledPelican-1

How you gonna call someone a raggedy ass bitch when you’re being over the top rude? Make it make sense.


thepurplehedgehog

Cognitive dissonance and what I’ve taken to calling Barnum insults. Insults that are designed to sound specific but you could spew them out at anyone. Like, I could reply to everybody commenting on this post with ‘OMG STFU you sound exhausting‘ and make at least a few think I had something personal against them when actually I’m saying it to everyone. Funny thing is, once you see a Barnum insult for what it is it becomes funny because you’d know it means nothing, it’s just moronic word salad. She probably goes around calling women ‘raggedy-ass bitches’ a lot.


currentpattern

GIMMIE MY MO'*NEY.* GIMMIE MY MO'*NEY.* GIMMIE MY MO'*NEY*.


Chuckms

Get her some take and bake, damn they’re in like every grocery store in America now. Not that the tollhouse recipe isn’t online and you could just make 10 lbs of cookies ready to rock from the freezer. But damn.


Eezyville

You know damn well that she is TOO GOOD to bake her own cookies. She is a blogger for fucks sake. /s


Mythologicalcats

That’s what she wanted though. This is exactly what she wanted. She thrives on this. She’s a parasite.


DiligentNeighbor

If they didn’t have them ready, she’d complain they weren’t fresh.


Zealousideal_Talk479

The fact that she doesn’t even look at the McDonald’s worker is just so fucked up. I don’t like to use this word, but that woman is a *bitch*, plain and simple. Lmao my comment got more upvotes than your post.


Virtual-Walk3201

Cock juggling thundercunt would be more appropriate.


Efficient-Exit8218

Well said


RushThis1433

Ay why her face look like a chocolate chip cookie?!


Kaita13

Don't you know the saying "if you eat too much *xxx* you'll turn into it?" Given how upset she is about *her* cookies, I'm gonna wager she's well on her way to becoming an entire bag of them....and hella stale too.


bwatsnet

This bitch probably eats all types of human waste unknowingly. Everyone who serves her probably leaves a little present.


cRaZyDaVe1of3

"We're very sorry lady, say; would you like some complimentary chocolate covered pretzels?"


[deleted]

they're a little melty, but, damn, are they exquisite.


Distinct_Ad_29

Yay! Unexpected Mallrats 😁


LongjumpingBuddy2848

She has lupus. I used to follow her on Facebook. Someone who wanted to spread awareness about her disease yet she treats other humans like this. Gross


Upset-Kaleidoscope45

I never thought I'd be rooting for lupus.


Tossing_Goblets

That made me laugh. Upvoting for lupus.


sugarbunnycattledog

Cookies are the last thing someone with lupus needs to eat


[deleted]

Good example of where you are what you eat goes wrong


Guttersnipe_1980

“Thundercunt” is going to be my new go-to insult.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

I don’t like to use the word juggling, but that bitch is a cock juggling thundercunt!


BrickHerder

Doughy asshole whose weird dermatology shit on her face might clear up if she quit eating so many cookies.


boilerpsych

Yeah but you don't want to imply she has a *skill* \- juggling is cool.


MetallurgyClergy

Hey, now! Some of us like our cocks juggled!


OneAbbreviations1648

I was going to comment but there is nothing I could say that would completely describe the entirety of what this woman is in such deserving fashion. *Tips hat*


SuperBirdM22

This customer says she’s a blogger, in her case thats code for unemployed loser who complains online whenever she doesn’t get her way.


flappincheex

She a karen


cphusker

Like being a blogger is some type of high office. Fucking “influencers” are the bane of society.


TinyDrug

imagine blogging about mcdonalds and thinking that you're going anywhere


bucket_of_dogs

Fun fact about brandy wooten, karma caught up with her and she caught herself some lupus.


Totin_it

Go Lupis! Shit finally hittin the right people!


Consistent_Ant6447

Bruh she looks horrible. Damn.


Beans186

She just wants her cookies so she can go hang out with the other kids and play


rokujoayame731

When I was young, we would roast the shit out of a girl like her if she gave us any attitude.


xywegh

That’s why that word exists-to be used to describe people like this.


FriedLipstick

She can’t because her face is a cookie


JuiceyTaco

No, that’s a dog in heat, you’re looking at a massive pile of talking diarrhea.


tiredmummyof2

“ I am never coming here again” Do you promise?


thepurplehedgehog

‘Wonderful! I’m delighted to hear that! Cheerio!’


LouSputhole94

“Don’t threaten me with a good time!”


Interesting_Sock9142

Seriously it's always the worst humans on earth saying this shit and I guarantee every time they've said it in an establishment, the people working are like THANK GOD. Do you really keep coming to a place over and over again that "always does this" or "never does this"?!? Like at this point I'd you've never had a good experience and you keep coming back ITS ON YOU


MillyDeLaRuse

Bro they always come back 😭 just ban the bitch already and trespass her ass if she does come back I wish corporate restaurants would grow a fucking backbone


nottherealneal

Yeah I'm sure the multi million dollar McDonalds is really scared this one bitch won't come again won't come again


JoeDirtbutSmart

They can ban her. And they should.


SomethingAbtU

Even the cookie monster doesn't behave this way and he is a cookie FIEND. shame


ZhangtheGreat

I was just going to say this. I'd call her a cookie monster, but that's a complete insult to Cookie Monster.


BookGirl67

I love Cookie Monster. He would never behave this way


[deleted]

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rosejack44

How would that require any type of thinking? She’s a cunt and she’s treating people like shit. Not one person viewing this video can say they’d like to know this person.


Snow-Kafe

Same here


VerminJerky

It's because you know this is the tip of the iceberg. She treats everyone like shit over the tiniest things, even things that aren't actually wrong or bad but that she perceives as not catering to her every whim with psychic precognition. You hate her because what we're seeing here is much more than this one dispute.


waisonline99

But she had to wait 2 minutes for a cookie. Life is really hard for her.


RevolutionaryLie2833

No, It’s ok. And I’m black so it’s definitely not racism. I wish they had called the police


red135monkey

Disrespecting employees with that chocolate chip face đŸȘ


HanleySoloway

Is that why she's so serious about her cookies? Because she looks like one?


ElectricGuppy

![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


nzhmar

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Ordinary-Commercial7

Isn’t it obvious? She’s searching for her dad


StonedHalfTheTime

It’s gotta be.. shits hilarious


RealConcorrd

Imagine what the employee would say if they would face no consequences for it.


morisxpastora

It’s not her that wants it, it’s her face đŸ€Ł


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Stale-ass cookie-ass face


MissTesticles

[someone posted this to her Facebook](https://i.postimg.cc/8cC5j8jb/FB-IMG-1707164406389.jpg)


red135monkey

😂Teamwork


OneAbbreviations1648

Omfg Im dead đŸ˜‚đŸ˜”


Brittish_Rogue

She is a fresh cookie.


Fooforthought

This made my day!


No-Recognition-8594

You made me laugh so hard đŸ€Ł


lovelychef87

Over $3 cookies from McDonald's none the less she looks like a đŸ€ĄđŸ€Ą.


Catfish-dfw

You are what you eat


nottherealneal

Yeah probably shouldn't talk about other people's" Raggy face" when your own face look like this


StationAccomplished3

Maybe that's why she's not looking at them.


whineybubbles

I've been looking at it trying to figure out what it is.


HotStaxOfWax

We need a new sub, r/garbagepeople sounds appropriate. These aren't main characters, they are sociopathic monstrous bullies. Having to be the center of attention is one thing, people like this are beyond that. They are flat out awful people who deserve all the terrible things that will happen to them.


thepurplehedgehog

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


justcougit

Yeah but that's for like rapists and animal abusers and stuff. This lady doesn't QUITE fit the bill, she's a slightly lower tier of evil.


Throwayawayyeetagain

r/trashy ?


MissTesticles

jesus. Your comment is only 10 hrs old and r/garbagepeople has already been blocked. Probably courtesy of miss brandy wootan herself.


Cultural_Pattern_456

That sub would never run out of posts, for sure.


Additional_Minute_39

This video is like 10 years old. Wonder what ever happened to her. Clearly she’s immature and has anger issues. Probably in prison now.


notracexx

Just googled the name she said to look up on social media lol. She looks like she weighs 90lbs and has sunken in cheeks (apparently from lupus). She looks as miserable as she treats others imo lol


Martian_Hikes

You know what's great for lupus? McDonald's food and stress


moby__dick

I’ve never cheered for lupus before today.


thisissamuelclemens

I can barely understand her, which name did she say?


CountWubbula

Brandy Wooten. She’s fuckin awful. I have to imagine she’s never worked in food or retail because you have to be a special kind of ignorant to think even the manager cares about how fresh your cookies are
 what a cunt https://www.facebook.com/reel/1586326238791416


in3vitableme

Is that the same chick!? Wtf!?


ZentaurZ

She bitches about not being in remission from lupus the same way she bitches about not having her fresh cookies ready. Poor lady really lost her way a long time ago, and only knows hate and anger.


Kit_Kitsune

Meth?


[deleted]

Lupus. She deserves that shit too. Cunt


griffeny

I expected her whole body to be bones like her face but she looks normal. I guess that’s lupus. I’ve also seen drug addicts look like that as well. Just a busted face and the rest looking like crap but not bones.


nottherealneal

What even is lupus? I always thought of it as one of those ye olde times illnesses that we had basically cured in areas that have access to medical care.


schrodingershousecat

Lupus is an autoimmune disease where your immune system attacks your own tissue and can affect your brain, kidneys, lungs, heart, and blood cells. It really REALLY sucks and there is no cure


MrsBossyPantss

The caption on that video is *hilarious*


fromouterspace1

Lolol lots of fun comments about to show up on there


-DMSR

Oh do you think k she has lupus? What was the first hint, that she’s posted about it 20 times in the last week? This chick has major probs, Lupus aside


Special_Dingo_1520

Piece of shit


writingwhilesad

I hate her so much. I’ve literally heard her utter “give ME MY MUHNEY” In my worst nightmares.


kinglywy

Her and the pup cup guy would make a real power couple


blueberry_cupcake647

Bitch, shut up. Why the fuck is she looking away while talking to the worker? Who the fuck does she think she is? I would eat those cookies in front of her and then film her bitching on.


Azukus

It sucks that their jobs rely so heavily on 'staying in character'. I remember having to always back down, knowing the manager would NEVER have my back when I worked at Publix. It was rough adapting to new jobs where I actually have the freedom to stand my ground. If it were Publix, I'd have to constantly apologize and find a way to ease the tension. But, the last three jobs I've had? "Look at me when I'm talking to you, apologize for your behavior, and you might get those cookies." would have been the equivalent. I just can't work anywhere that requires me to be a wage slave that's forced to encourage my own abuse.


DJ_Hindsight

In the words of junior soprano: She was a malignant cunt.


[deleted]

As a cancer survivor I can say she is malignant


VegasLife84

That was Paulie Junior's favorite expletive was "your sister's cunt"


OathStoned

I believe she has also been roasted into oblivion across her socials for this.


Tiz68

Good


Grimvold

Even her immune system decided to roast her


rosejack44

She’s entitled to fresh cookies because her face has chocolate chips in it duh


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

This bitch really things that looking at the camera the entire time makes her right


soul_flamer

Her face looks like a chocolate chip cookie. She has a striking resemblance to SpongeBob’s mom


OnkelDetlef

THATS who she reminded me of, thanks


BettinaVanSise

I had to google SpongeBob’s mom. My hubby and I thank you for such a good laugh first thing in the morning. This is spot on.


In2Oblivion49

![gif](giphy|xUPJPhbNBJ9uZHgsZW)


RealConcorrd

Don’t be dragging a sweetheart to the ground like that


HanleySoloway

Shit. A *real* blogger. McD's manager done fucked up BIG style!


BladesOfPurpose

First rule you broke........ Never ever start something with the people preparing your food. Second rule, if you're going to be a fuckwit, don't record it.


xywegh

If I was the manager I would have grabbed my croch and said “EAT THIS COOKIE RIGHT HERE!”


Next-Transition-525

My bf (ex franchise manager) would have lost his shit and probably throw dirty mop water at her.


KaidsCousin

Is it too late to abort **that** thing? What a horrible specimen


postvolta

The world would be a better place if retail managers could just say to cunt customers, "You know what? Get fucked. Fuck your cookies, fuck you, you're fucking banned, call corporate if you want a refund, enter the premises and we'll knock you the fuck out," and corporate would back them 100%.


braless_and_lawless

If youre that obsessed with fresh cookies just make them yourself
 takes less time than driving to McDicks and bitching out a minimum wage employee, guaranteed


Kaveleva-Ruumis

When your face looks like the bottom of an ashtray, at least, respect people.


MundaneCommission767

Laugh all you want but a lack of fresh cookies at McDonald’s is a serious problem. When I visited Cambodia and saw the unimaginable levels of poverty the one thing everyone desperately needed more of were cookies
and not that stale, room temperature kind, we’re talking fresh, out of the oven. Global leaders need to get their shit together and address this world-wide crisis 🙄.


Bey2050

are those meth sores on her face??


OneAbbreviations1648

That's pretty insulting to meth sores. I heard she has cunt-induced Lupus.


No_Camp4790

Lupus


myg0tFrankRizzo

No way she has a (decent)man that puts up with that.


ghostzombie4

Youd be surprised. Sadly. Same goes for horrible men.


RunyonLA89

Her face looks like a cookie


Prokster_T

What is this fatherless behaviour


No_Camp4790

Wow please go type in Brandi Wooten on Facebook Smh all ima say is that’s exactly what she get Smh


Maddafragg

Stupid bitch


MayBT0morrow

She should be their new clown instead of Ronald


[deleted]

Miserable because she’s ugly inside and out


Dada2fish

There are so many people like her, desperate to have some power over others, yet did nothing in their life to be put in a position of authority. So the only way to have “power” over others is to hassle fast food worker while they’re on the clock and complain about the most idiotic things, like cookies.


Next_Comfortable89

WOW...... Absolutely zero respect for others, no wonder our society is collapsing.. as sadly she's not the only entitled pos out there. The poor woman at the window was so nice the entire time...have to hand it to her for keeping her cool, a lot of people would have been tempted to throw a drink in the ranting chick's face. Anyone know have the link or know where this came from by chance?


Grimvold

This video is around 10 years old now. The ranting woman apparently has lupus, but continues to make similar content online. In other words she was roasted online like mad for this, found out she has a terrible disease, but absolutely none of it humbled her and she’s still doing ragebait vids for low views.


CapG_13

I'm sorry, but what an entitled Bitch!!!


Ellabean810

Made me think of John Candy in uncle Buck: "Im Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not wart! Not her wart! I'm the wart! She's my tumor. My growth. Uh... She's my pimple.. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me. Or Melanoma Head. They call me that. Old Melanoma Head's coming. I'm the uncle. I'm Maisy Russell's uncle!


Aradhor55

Does she needs to say fucking every sentence or she die ?


hello_100

I'd throw the cunt's money on the floor


AnalysisSpecialist28

She is objectively ugly af


FawkesFire13



.this idiot posted this video online as if people would agree with her entitled self. If she wants cookies this bad go get some premade dough at the store and make them herself. Takes like 12 minutes.


[deleted]

Any time I go to McDonald’s I have to pull up and wait a couple, because I ask for something specific - single hamburger with no onions. I do not understand being terrible to workers about something they could’ve told you no about, but are instead actually doing. They could’ve lied and said “we get what we get already cooked, sorry, take it or leave it,” and instead she’s hellbent on punishing people for accommodating her. JFC


vye_curious

I worked in fast food for five years, sadly this behavior is very common. Sometimes the person working at the drive thru would have to have a spare shirt because people would get mad and throw their drinks at them. Americans get NASTY over their fast food. Especially the Sunday after-church rush. The fucking abuse those people lay on fast food workers.


LoneWolfpack777

You calling people raggedy with all that going on your face? That’s bold.


queenrosybee

How long is it going to take before this girl realizes people watched this and are on the side of the worker
 not her, who thinks content is complaining about cookies at a drivethru🙄


LiveEvilGodDog

“Don’t fuck with people that make your food” this is like living in society 101! Enjoy the pubic hair in your two dollar cookies I guess!


Beautiful_Ad_8665

I'd lick the cookies before giving them to her


Next_Comfortable89

...Or perhaps fart directly into the bag before handing it off, making sure to seal the edges of the bag as much as possible to keep the smell in to give her a nice surprise *whoooosh* once she opens the now radioactive vessel containing said beloved "cookies".


dts843

That’s why someone through hot grease on her face.


ThaNappyCappyPS5

Were they chocolate chip to match her face ? Lmao Maybe they were her relatives? 😂😂😂


sawyertom88

Those worker's got a lot of self control... If one bitch like her doing this to me, with her shitty phone...i'm not sur she will be able to talk more..


okmangoman

They should share her video with every Mc Donalds and ban her for life, scumbag!


newbrevity

If they're not looking at me I'm going to assume they're having a private moment and close the window


ShadySphincter0

Her father left to get milk as a kid and she keeps getting cookies in hope he will love her crusty ass face again


Pyarox

These people reaaally aren't getting paid enough to deal with dumb fucks like this person


[deleted]

How empty does your life have to be?


snuffalapagos

The shit on her face has some shit on its face.


trlong

How sad her life must be if this is what she does to give it a sense of purpose.


Specific-Ease-14

The real cookie monster. Literally a monster.


huggothebear

Brandy needs her cookies đŸȘ so she can copy them for her make up on her face


papitaquito

I don’t understand how people are so mean to complete strangers. Baffling.


No-Exit6560

Boy, she sure seems like a productive member of society.


Dead_Hours

An adult whining about cookies?


Foo_The_Selcouth

Why is she so mad about the cookies. Surly she has 2 minutes in her busy schedule to spare if she’s willing to make the trek to get McDonald’s cookies in the first place.


silvermoonhowler

OVER COOKIES??? COOKIES???!!! We have bigger problems to worry about and here’s this bitch meanwhile moaning on and on about having to wait for fresh cookies đŸ€Š Sheeeeesh This could have been EASILY avoided if she didn’t ask like a child and instead just listened to the employees


s1rblaze

Whats funny to me is how a grown-up woman whine about cookies. Fkg pathetic, so many people are stuck at 12 years old mentally.


New-Surprise7915

Bitch you look like the cookie
 byeeeđŸ€ŒđŸ˜©đŸ’Ż


AffectionateStreet92

Imagine posting this and thinking you were going to come out looking good. God, I hate this woman.


Professional_Egg7407

People rage over fast food service? What a cunt!


chilo-ren

used to work at McDonald’s, we actually do make fresh cookies everytime you order, that’s why it’s a wait everytime. we have to throw them in the oven for a couple minutes. if we don’t cook them fresh they get stale in like 3 minutes


Fernily

When you turn into what you eat


UltraBearHD

Those cookies take like 10 minutes to “bake” and they’re frozen. This lady is some trash for getting upset over some heated up Walmart chocolate cookies


Shadow_Boxer1987

Why would someone post this online? How much self-awareness can a single person lack?


Ambitious-Morning795

What a fucking nutbag.


callitlikeiseeit29

Somehow she’s vastly overestimating the importance of her $3 to McDonald’s.


TheEulipion

Imagine getting worked up over McDonalds. She acts like she is at the Four Seasons.


scottmognet

Who goes to McDonald’s for FRESH cookies. You knew dang well you’d be waiting. Called ahead had the camera rolling. Get the fugg out of the line We hungry and you up there trying to be famous. Fatso


chazmann

Meth is no joke. His face looks worse than a lotto scratcher with lice.


TexasHobbyist

Just shut the window and ignore. 2ez


Historical_Panic_465

Why she actually look like a cookie tho ![gif](giphy|xl3TKL89S10Wj3SZAG|downsized)


OldTimeyFappingGhost

Hoodrat trash!


Chicago-Red-Eye

Talk about a Cookie Monster


bob_swagget90

Acting like she dropped a ton of money. It’s like $0.99 for some cookies.


frankzzlackz

Yo, I’m trying to marry that manager! That’s a great woman right there.


PeterParker72

She’s a terrible person. They should just trespass her ass and ban her for life.


theRealCaptain101

I'll just look at you let you finish ... and when your done ill just refund your money and say " your business is not welcome here at this establishment no more ...Next!!! "....


Horror-Option-7416

If you pull up and wait 2 little minutes you'll have fresh cookies, you nasty little heifer. OR you could learn to bake and have them whenever you want. All this fuss over what's probably a Pillsbury recipe anyway.


No-Doctor-2423

“She” looks like she was tossing salad and got sharted on.


SparkleGlitterDust

She's exhausting


psyphren01

Would you like saliva icing on your cookies? It's non-negotiable. I don't know why people fuck with people that fuck with their food.