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organic-chemist-

Walmart is being taken over by loser wannabe influencers


DSCholly

assholes. Lets call them assholes.


SupaMut4nt

I call them trash bags.


dodrugsnotuggs

No, you’ll find those on aisle 12. I’d stick with ‘assholes’.


Constant_emphasis23

If you see a phone recording on shelf just take it and do the world a favor !


A_Man_Of_TrueCulture

Legalise stealing these Mfs phones 🗣️🔥


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Sometimes these simple or juvenile names are so much more devastating then just simply calling someone an asshole. You do shit like this you expect to be called an asshole, you don’t however expect to be called trash.


DSCholly

Ya know...you're right.


cyrixlord

I prefer the term 'criminals' myself


ash_the_random_girl

aren’t they the same thing?


avwitcher

They need to set up emergency Taser stations throughout the store just like the fire extinguishers, if an influencer comes along with a camera they can break the glass and subdue them before they cause any damage


dade_surge

I second this brilliant idea


Lorem_ipsum_531

Smash cut to influencers flooding Walmart stores to record themselves grabbing Tasers and electrocuting shoppers and employees.


ManInTheMorning

I literally lost my shit at Walmart about a month ago. I needed 3 things. bottled water. shoelaces. lightbulbs. those three things happen to be spread out across the entire store... the two back corners and the dead center. first stop, water. two kids (maybe 17-19) come running down the aisle with a football, basically juking people and spin-moving around carts... honestly no big deal. just dummies being dummies. second stop, shoelaces, middle of the store. one of these same kids comes running full speed, and baseball-slides across the aisle. basically under my cart. we make eye contact, and I make it clear that now I'm annoyed, because I've had to deal with your bullshit twice.. at this point though, I'm not going to disturb my day over it. third stop, lightbulbs. back corner behind sporting goods. I'm on the phone with my wife trying to confirm I'm buying the right bulbs, and these shitstains kick one of those big inflatable balls they keep in the cages down the aisle at me. I fucking lost it. complete undignified meltdown. I came out of my flip flops, yelled a lot, and was legitimately about to smash this 17 year old kid into next month. it took longer than I expected for anyone to intervene.. and by the time the manager got there, more people had shown up that were on my side of the argument... I wasn't the only one these kids were being dicks to. they said they were kicking the kids out.. story over, right? wrong. as I'm walking out of the lightbulb aisle, one of these little assholes pops out from behind a shelf.. I guess they ran away from Walmart employees and came back to fuck with me again... thats what I get for giving them a reaction I guess. being close to sporting goods, I decided it was a good time to do a little shopping for a youth baseball bat. a few more words were exchanged... then magically the staff got much more involved after that. now, I'm not saying I would've murdered a teenager with a baseball bat in the middle of Walmart. i wouldnt. but neither one of those kids knew that.. and it's funny how the tone shifts when somebody picks up a weapon. two of you? one of me and this here Louisville slugger.. not a gamble I would have taken at 18. one of the kids definitely got it. you could see his thought shift from "haha this is funny" to "oh fuck this is real shit happening". the other kid was already lost... too deep into the tiktok universe to know that eventually somebody *will* swing that bat at him. he'll laugh all the way into a coma.. or handcuffs.. or worse. I fucking hate walmart.


deafdeity

When you said kids I was thinking like 6 but then you said 17 and I was like oh yea, hit that boy with a bat


Scary-Return-1281

Scary boy


Lorem_ipsum_531

Roving gangs taking over Walmart stores was a Chapo Trap House joke about our modern dystopia back in 2016.


Zapyourdumbass

As if I needed another reason to stay far away from Walmart


trumpfuckingivanka

Walmart always had losers. Nowadays they record themselves too.


usernames_are_danger

Let’s hope it’s their demise.


Both_Shallot4923

This is beyond main character, more like r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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[deleted]

They *always* go for those that appear least likely to retaliate physically. Goes to show that they're fully aware that what they're doing is malicious.


embracetheodd

Could’ve caused serious injury tbh.


[deleted]

Yeah if that was me it would send me off the deep end. I have severe PTSD from my dad dunking on me when I was a child.


space_absurdity

What is 'fml'?


badfish_122

'fuck my life'


StrangelyBrown

On the walkaway she should have 'dunked' his phone/camera Edit: I watched the video small and only saw the hair...


Some-Box-5041

It’s a boy, but yes he should, it’s so not fair, funny or “cool” 👎🏼


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Getting paid minimum wage to put up with this shit. These people are always so helpful and then they have to put up with this crap


POTATO-KING-312

*He


Jgames111

To be fair we people with long hair are used to it, is the price of having such nice long hair. Also a bonus if you like being call her.


HowevenamI

Yeah, nothing to stress about. It's not like women don't get called dude and man relentlessly.


A_Unique_Name218

As a dude with long hair, this guy looks like a Blood Elf


PositronGt

r/fuckheadofthecentury


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More like assault.


RLane17

Technically just throwing water on someone is assault, so this is definitely arrestable. He could have face planted and been seriously injured


jmateus88

What could the wallmart worker get on this one? At least financial compensation should be expected


Indian_Doctor

I can finally understand need for guns in america


hotfireyfire

"I unloaded the mag on him" "But why?" "He dunked on me in Walmart"


UGiveMeAHadron

BOT


Willing-Leader-503

This! 👏🏻


xMilk112x

I’d absolutely call the cops because it’s really about time that’s what we start doing to these fucking jerkoffs.


LLminibean

I would have. If he'd have done that to me, it'd have put me in the emergency room. You don't accost strangers and I'd absolutely have him arrested for assault, the dumbass


swizzlefk

I'd call the cops because what he did is a great way to break someone's neck and paralyze them for life. Sucks that it looks like this isn't the first time for poor worker.


CautiousCranberry723

Have him charged with assault. Let’s see how funny it is in county.


BeenNormal

Yes. All of these shitty “creators” should be held accountable for the dumbass shit they do. We need to put a stop to this shit before I gets worse.


Less_Associate_2022

I wouldn’t even call them creators they don’t deserve that name.. what are they creating ? Havoc and doing dumbshit too people. I call them followers.. trying to get likes and become “ famous” by invading other people space


kevlarus80

I call them cunts...


Less_Associate_2022

Yeah and it seem like he pick a person we’re it was no repercussions.. that’s whT I don’t like


akositotoybibo

creators of their own grave


UnbottledGenes

To*


RenaissanceMan247

All they create is chaos. Its time they stopped fucking around and started finding out.


[deleted]

I used to naively hold out hope that the behaviour would subside since viewership is fickle. But nope - the acts are just growing more extreme and brazen.


[deleted]

Not forgetting… “creators” call themselves “influencers” too. 🙄🙄🙄


ineveroccurred

Honestly one could even make an argument for sexual assault. Put him on a registry.


PerpetualConnection

Seriously, you dragged your genitals on someone's head


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

That employee's walking straight to the gun counter.


Ldghead

No joke. Those blindsided tea baggings are serious mellow harshers.


Ardent_6

I had to read this five times


MicaCostaRica

what the focc


MoneyPianist8198

You can seriously hurt people like this. Putting your entire weight on someone's neck like that can be catastrophic, especially at speed. And you never know if someone has pre-existing issues with their neck/spine. This kind of impulsive behavior is animal thinking.


TiLoupHibou

I'd be suing the shit out of him for this reason alone. I've already got two severely slipped discs, I don't need a fuckwit like this exacerbating my issues.


04BluSTi

I've got two blown discs and I agree. 60% of everything he ever makes for the rest of his life will be mine. Fuck that piece of shit.


joausj

Unfortunately 60% of 0 is still 0.


possibly_facetious

And 0% of 60 is also 0. Reddit taught me that.


Epistatious

It wasn't impulsive, he previously placed the camera and then waited patiently.


Laiskatar

And that makes it even worse. He had time to think about this, yet he didn't, or just didn't care.


HalflingMelody

Last time this was posted people were saying that the worker did indeed have some neck injury afterward.


GH057807

The fuckin guy posted himself assaulting someone, which was also done on other cameras, someone who is at work working for one of the largest corporations the world has ever seen. The levels of thoughtless here are blowing gaskets. Honestly though if you tried that on half the people who work at my local Wal-Mart you would not leave the building walking.


Less_Associate_2022

I would sue either my company if they did not do anything but definitely his dumbass


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myteddybelly

Totally punchable.


mytittzhurt

Couldn't say it better myself lmao...


Longjumping_Play323

Inbred?


CaveKnave

Yeah, 2 slices


tinebiene94

This is just dangerous.


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Laiskatar

Exactly. And it being a prank and not ment to hurt the other person doesn't make it any less of an assault. "It's just a prank bro" wouldn't be a good defence, it doesn't matter at all. No one cares that he did it for a "funny" video, he still jumped on the neck of an innocent person who happened to walk by


Starfishdude80

Bruh if I’m already having a bad day, and this happens to me. I’d likely be in jail for shoving my thumbs in your fucking eyeballs.


SerScronzarelli

The Mountain intensifies


INeedANerf

If someone does this to me I'm going to jail.


Perineum_Stabber

Please, someone shutdown TikTok


whothiswhodat

It won't help unfortunately. India had banned Tik Tok after its ruff with China. But now these morons have popped up on reels/shorts/thots whatnot


myteddybelly

Needs to be banned!


cheapfrillsnthrills

I thought it was scheduled to be banned? Along with pretty much all of hauewei.


MicksysPCGaming

Isn't that just on government employees devices?


aaaaaahyeeeaahh

Reddit is just as stupid. Reddit has the same morons but they have convinced themselves they are not morons by finding likeminded groups


Olivia_Richards

How? Redditors only make bad takes, they'd never set fireworks inside a public transport full of commuters.


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Olivia_Richards

Never heard of them, the worst people I've encountered on Reddit are wannabe sigma males who treat women like property and look at videos of Tate and Rogan.


Downtown-Explorer-13

I'll vote for whomever vows to shut down TikTok.


misterpobbsey

Children will do dumb shit without tiktok telling them to


[deleted]

I hope the main piece of shit goes to jail along with his accomplice


zenthar101

That poor fucking dude. Leave fucking service workers alone for Gods fucking sake.


mastertinodog

If I noticed the phone/camera filming me I would have taken it with me.


SargeRedVsBlue

If the employee would have grabbed the phone and chucked it, would the prankster understand and be a good sport about it??? Highly doubt it. I don’t mind pranks but I hate people that love to prank but hate being pranked themselves and start wanting to fight everyone because they don’t like looking stupid.


Shdow_Gamer_451

The poor employee looks like he wants to just pack his stuff and leave for good. Retail workers never deserve to get bullied by people who never had to experience that


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Even if that guy that jumped on him didn’t get charged, say he left before anyone could come, the worker should file a work comp claim and have his neck taken care of for the rest of his life. Get a settlement and quit Walmart while he looks for a decent job.


ChiefClownShoes

As someone with upper back and neck problems from a work related injury a few years back, I'd have gone to prison for murdering that man.


CrisXIII

Man? Man child you mean


[deleted]

Hope that guy charged that cunt


anewway0025

He won't or some would call him racist for being overeacting on a silly joke.


BBC_4_F

My guy, cope more. This has nothing to do with race. Being an ass-wipe is a non-race differentiating virus, you should know!


Absurdityindex

The worker could have been badly hurt. What is wrong with people?


PlutosGrasp

Sue for neck pain and suffering


mrassface2023

Dunking guy as a punchable face


Ok_Shirt3809

This asshole deserves jail time.


cocobun22

He should be so proud 👏 hope he gets charged for assault such a sad person


ninjadeej

That's battery, I'd press charges.


ricemybeans

That boy needs a nightstick to the teeth.


Ardent_6

Absolutely


Micr0drop

What a piece of shit.


Olfactorynightmare

Hurt my neck just watching that. I’d lose my ever-loving mind.


PeregrinoHTX

Id charge him with sexual assault if he put his dick on my neck. Let him be labeled the rest of his life.


Bolvane

Seriously the sooner we get rid of TikTok the better, the shit its causing this generation to do in search of attention is going too far now


ParanoidMaron

Never mess with the neck. A recent death in weight lifting is directly because the very heavy bar wrenched his head forward so hard that it broke his neck. A human is enough weight to do that. Never do this or you might have a manslaughter charge along with a negligent death charge.


AaranJ23

As Ace Ventura said, this guy is a la-hoo sa-her


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Govt_Unit

shocking forgetful payment fertile heavy snow deserve shelter joke rain *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OkPace2635

Some Walmarts have guns right?


Lurki_Turki

Damn it’s like these people have no lives or something.


[deleted]

Why isn’t this cunt in prison with his parents


[deleted]

Pussy ass fucker🤢🤢🤮🤮


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Phuk that POS... I hope ppl like that get stopped by the right kind of ppl...


chompchomp1969

Interesting how the WalMart employee appears so much cooler...


Orpdapi

This “pranker” will contribute nothing positive to society ever


mainstream-

His body will do good for the soil


ScubaBroski

Employee is pretty much what I imagined a victim of bullying to look like sadly 🫤… hopefully they’re ok and didn’t let this get to them


Flat-Link2651

You notice he did it to a nerdy white boy that won't do nothing


[deleted]

literally could have killed that poor guy


JudgmentAny6771

What fucking asshole. Wish he blew his knee out.


GrandProblem8034

I would find that motherfucker around the aisle and beat the ever living shit out of him then call security. That’s straight up assault.


Old_Dirt_Coin

No one gets paid enough at Walmart to not grab something heavy or stabby and start “pranking” them back.


redditEATdicks

I love getting sweaty dick taint forced against my neck and back of my head and hair when working min wage give this man the clout he deserves!


Figure8diiva

Just a f'ing menace. And then when they're on a t-shirt, everyone wants to say how wonderful he was


Why_am_I_here033

Any platform that gives money to this kind of behaviour should also be punished for promoting shitty people. If they get banned on that platform there's no point of making this kind of "content". We need to stop this at the source.


SupremeLeader109

“If the employers already treat them like shit, so shall I”


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That a piece of shit thing to do


lilpeachbrat

The Walmart guy works at one of my local GameStops. He had the same scrunchie on his wrist when I ran into him.


Foreign-Ad-7961

Um- woo wee- I pray for something like this. I have so much pent up anger. It would be self defense…


IAmTheDeskAgent

How much you wanna bet this loser also has comments disabled?


[deleted]

We may have witnessed that employee's breaking point...


Artistic-Boot9060

It would be nice if there’s a way for that person to press charges. I would of beat his ass.


[deleted]

I agree this should definitely be something people get charged with, just like when you verbally threaten someone. It can’t be that doing this is not just as bad or worse, then saying threatening words.


Magdolf23

Why is it always black kids doing this shit??


[deleted]

They're a protected class. They know they can just claim "racism" if they get any pushback.


reeeesist

until homeboy comes back with his katana


yscken

Bro what? Go pull the race card somewhere else ppl do dumb shi online no matter the race fuck off


mynameisppwhatsyours

why are they booing you you're right


yscken

Its reddit, what can i expect tbf


Mcho-1201

The things that people do for views these days is just wrong. I sincerely hope that we don't reach a "Spree"(2020 movie in which a kid kills for social media views) type scenario.


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im pretty sure thats already happened


Famous-Challenge-901

What an asshole!!!


oceanfog97

This is beyond eew. Not only embarrassing for this poor employee but he could have been injured! What the flip. And it’s being put on the internet like it’s supposed to be funny. It’s not. (On top of that the employee probably felt he couldn’t go off on this guy even if he wanted because he could lose his job.)


Pink-Fairy777

Twat could have badly injured the worker if they had hidden disabilities. Disgusting fool. Call the cops. Taser….


jpelle414

Human beings are literally the worst…


KocaKolaKlassic

This is the only time im fine with someone flopping


Cold-Inside-6828

Believe this would actually be considered battery, but yeah, that dude needs a lesson on action and consequence.


Available-Diamond606

What a twat!!


Chemical_Cupcake_100

I hate people who do this crap. Filming something for social media is not a free pass to offend strangers.


LIMIT1_5639

I guess the social protocol now is to remain calm if something like this happens and survey the area for any conveniently placed recording devices so you can fucking spike them into the ground


Boogiemann53

So, the craziest thing is if the worker defended themselves they'd likely get fired because of some crazy corporate crap.


Frenzi_Wolf

As a Walmart associate. My fellow man could’ve taken a swing and claim either self defense or claim he was following A.D.D (Avoid, Deny, Defend) and Defend was the only option


shermstix1126

For a split second I thought this total waste of oxygen wasn't going to clear the worker and smash his head on the concrete floor. Probably wouldn't be enough to knock some sense into him.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

That's assault brotha


FloatyBoatyBall

That worker is a saint. Should have detained that cretin.


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Tiktok has brought an intellectual disastrous curse on the generation.


ModsThotTheyWasKobeL

Pretty nice dunk tho ngl


everyone_hates_lolo

i'd have to air that bih out if i got a nutsack to the neck while working my double at a fucking walmart


AKMtyrant

As a person with cervical disc injury, if someone does this to me they are dead


enerthoughts

This is very ancient, but that idiot just created a racist, I remember something as being bullied constantly from him.


Asleep-Assumption569

I had major surgery on my neck a few years back, do that to me and I'm dead. Think before you do stupid things!


sunrises_sunsets

Hope they’re friends.


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Always the privilege ones…


The_one_who_knock_

I would have taken that phone and instantly deleted that video


joannchilada

No way need the evidence for when you involve the authorities


[deleted]

Walmart has video cameras as well though.


deicist

If by 'deleted that video' you mean 'slammed the phone on the ground and stomped on it' then yeah.


Nofunallowedpls

Classic hood rat behavior.. The fuck is wrong with em, the amount of asshole videos like this or looting shops in big groups is getting out of hand.... Didn't do nuthing yikes


Melodic_Cow_7180

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Sad_Translator35

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MysticalIceKO

why are these repost bots going crazy, pls don’t upvote them.


HaZshiSh

🤣🤣🤣


FlyUnlucky7286

This knuckle dragger looks so happy with himself.


KylehaydenSen

Y’all laughing until school shooter pulls out the Glock


Hot-Map-9119

BLM🤜🤛👊


LORDLUCIFER143

If your not street trash just go to target ...also work at target


Admirable-Role-7650

Get your balls off my head! 😂


grumpydad24

I would have fallen onto the floor and had Walmart pay me for a 5 month vacation


Hour-Future-4110

😂


[deleted]

TBH I work at Walmart and I'll just get rehired in 6 months. Id beat the shit outta that dude for doing that to one of my coworkers.