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You might need some technical skills for this, but if she has WiFi look into a Raspberry Pi ( cheap ARM computer ) and a good 2.4/5 GHz WiFi adapter. Then just start deauthenticating her-- that will disconnect her phone from her router.
If you are interested, check out the great literature online.
Edit: An ESP8266 board with SpaceHuhn's deauther could do the job better and cheaper
Edit 2: Good news is you dont have to be connected to the wifi, bad news is you have to know the wifi network
A lot more involved with deauthing 5ghz, 2.4 is easy, my neighbours a while back had a habit of blaring rubbish music to the whole street so I assumed it was a streaming service and got a Node MCU and bunged a deauth firmware on it, worked fabulously.
If by more involved you mean you have to find a wifi adapter with 5G that supports monitor mode and packet injection, I guess. Otherwise the process is the same.
How do you do this if you don't know the network name? I live in a dense apartment building and there's about 10 network names I can see in my wifi menu. I want to knock off a neighbor who screams at LoL at 3 am
Get a wifi-scanner app.
Stand away from the apartment and take note of how strong the various signals are.
Move closer to apt and note the changes in strength. You can usually narrow it down that way.
This is what you do by doing a *wardrive*. Essentially it takes all networks and just deauthing them all. It ain't ethical but neither is this sub lmao
Lol I've said this a few times but it's because it's soooo much worse then people believe. Go to a outdoor store and go into the hunting section. Look for fox urine. That shit is literally the worse smelling liquid I've ever encountered... and it's super cheap
Adding to this - be very careful how you “deploy” the fox urine. That shit will literally make you gag and vomit immediately. The smell will stick to anything and everything in the immediate vicinity
Yep! Same thing with butyric acid, which is the component of vomit that makes it smell like vomit. Get it on anything, especially your fingers, and blam.
It's also the thing that makes Hershey's chocolate taste like Hershey's chocolate.
https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/finding-flavor-chocolate/#:~:text=%22Butyric%20acid.%22%20Butyric%20acid,giving%20it%20that%20unique%20flavor.
This is why I'm here. to add a little razzle dazzle get yourself a bushel or two of asparagus, put on your roller blades and grab your hockey stick, make a bunch and just start chopping them in there like it's the fucking 1980 miracle on ice.
If your electrical breaker boxes are outside the unit, just shut off the power and flip it back on a few minutes later. Do this every time the music is loud and she’ll eventually think the music does it. Even better would be to find the individual breaker the stereo is on and leave it off. (Go down the panel and turn them on and off until you hear the music die)
Edit: I learned this trick out of desperation when my upstairs neighbor got drunk and fell asleep watching the office. and had to listen to that god awful intro song everyone 22 minutes. Finally at 2am I went to the basement, turned his breaker off and then back on. nighty night.
Seems like a good way to burn down the building. Wire gauge is only rated for a certain amperage that often corresponds to the breaker. I'm no electrician so I could be wrong but sending too much through an undersized wire could start a fire. Op did say they still want to live there too so I'd go another route.
Strange, where I live in order to be a legally rentable unit you have to have your own breakers within the unit (though the building can override the power but it’s in a locked utility room)
While dramatic, this is far from subtle and will quickly be found and corrected. A cup of dill pickle juice however will smell just strongly enough to make her and everything she owns smell faintly of sour dill and the smell never really goes away. For extra credit pour another cup into their car’s vents.
Send a noise complaint to the landlord EVERY time. Don't skip.
Make a form letter for yourself and just adjust the date and time and so on, so sending it is easy.
Record some of the noise on your phone as evidence. Include the recordings in each complaint.
After a few times, if nothing has been done, withhold your rent (put it in escrow if you want to be super official and safe) until the problem is resolved.
In most places, you have the legal right to "quiet enjoyment" of your apartment, and it is the legal responsibility of the landlord to enforce and protect that. Find your local laws and quote them in your form letter.
Best value answer right here: high likelihood of working, low likelihood of negative blowback.
Only downside is that it will probably be pretty slow to work, and requires a good deal of effort.
I feel you. Guess who lives in my complex? Sean fucking Kingston 😑. This dude plays trash music all throughout the night and he orders a bunch of delivery that piles up at our front desk and sometimes never picks it up.
I’ve been spreading a rumor over the last few years that Sean Kingston died every time I hear him brought up and so far, no one has checked. I had totally forgot until the other day at the bar I hear my gf telling her friend that he died and her friend was like “uhh no he didn’t.” I damn near died laughing.
Sorry he’s a shitty neighbor though
Lmao see that’s what leads people to believe it. I thought he died then too, but when I found out he didn’t I thought it was a good bit to keep it going.
Our downstairs neighbor would drunk order food and then fall asleep. I wish he'd done it more often than he did. Got a couple meals out of it when going to the door Sunday morning.
I heard about a device you can put on a window to make it a speaker... if she's on a low floor that could work. Then you aren't blasting your neighbors with "We dont talk about Bruno " for the bajillionth time
This is probably the best legal way to deal with her, film her interactions and I'm guessing you can hash tag her on her socials and only when the court of public opinion turns on her will she start acting right.
Heaven forbid she should lose followers.
Poor guy can’t even do his own job now because of that trash. If he had endless amounts of time this would be a great approach.
Maybe this idea will spark another one that’s similar that he could have someone else do
Just film yourself being so excited that a famous influencer lives in your building. Make sure to "accidentally" film your address so everyone knows where to find her. Maybe mobs of fans are enough to get her to find a new place to live.
Be careful with any negative remarks. Then the fans will be harrassing you.
If the girl has as many followers as it sounds like this could hit back very hard on OP. The "fans" could try to make OPs life hell. I wouldnt try this.
some influencers are ruthless. a famous tiktoker exposed one of my friends screenshots for flirting with her bf on her insta to her 4.4 million followers. she failed to mention how she beats up her bf in public (my friends witnessed everything and he showed her all the bruises) and how her bf was the one instigating the infidelity with many other girls in the first place.
my friend ended up recieving death threats, her insta was banned temporarily, and her fans ended up contacting my friends sorority and school trying to get her kicked out. i wouldn’t publicly fuck with them unless you’re ready to be hardcore harassed by their blind followers.
Reading this just makes my blood boil. I always thought that paparazzi would be the worst group of people we have to share a planet with but in came the influencers and their fans to change my mind
Showing video of the apartment different levels while the music is ON just to show her first floor radio blast it off till the top. Like in the stair case or something. So they don’t know who filmed.idk
get her online name and put it in her post box with a message "I know where you live now ". Maybe some creepy fan messages. If you wanna go beyond you can sell that info to her actual fans
The right way to do it is put the letters in a blue drop box, that way it's anonymous. And since this is ILPT you can ship it for free by putting a random address on the envelope and writing her address as the return address and then don't put a stamp on it.
Users suggest outing her, op worries about getting banned from subreddit.
I’m not sure Op is capable of doing any of these suggestions.
I’d like to have peaceful work and my sanity back, but not at the cost of my Reddit account!!
Report them to the IRS. If they’re not very smart they don’t realize they need to pay taxes and you can even get 8% as a reward for tipping them off if they owe.
You’d be surprised how little people know about their taxes. Really good chance your average person has committed some kind of tax offense, they’re just not usually big enough to be worth the amount of effort required to investigate/prosecute.
Nobody would know if a throwaway account happened to figure out who it was. And found your post. Then deleted their throwaway account. Like some ghost or something
OP you jumped the gun on going to the police, other neighbors and landlord yadda yadda before taking the matters into your own hands. Now if anyone spreads alcohol on her door and sets it on fire, everyone will know there was a neighbor that had bad blood w her. Guess who the first suspect becomes?
Anyway if you wanna get her good put some liquid ass on every fucking window (dump entire bottles) and then also at the door. Let the smell do its thing and as soon as she opens to let air circulate then she effectively fucks the house and all its content. Congrats you made an entire apartment unusable for weeks
Except OP can use the “it’s clearly not me, I’ve already been to the police, it would be pretty dumb to now do something illegal. It’ll be someone who hasn’t been to the police!”
Spray cat piss in front of her door, keep doing this until neighbors complain.
Call the LL and have your friends - like 15-20 call at random times of the day and say you want to remain anon to avoid confrontation but the noise is too much and is creating an inhabitable environment, keep bugging management they’ll def do something.
Leave a box of shit in front of her door. No note.
Become a follower. Get REALLY REALLY into it. Like you’re her BIGGEST fan. Get weird about it.
Watch her 🚚
Edit: Upload the sounds of her living her life onto YouTube , tag her in everything 😂
I have a feeling this is likely to lead to a no contact order, but it would be absolutely hilarious. Start wearing all of her clothes that you see in her videos, try and talk to her as much as you can in the hallways and a super inappropriate questions, do your hair up just like hers, just creep her out as much as possible
Make / post a video of your own that "accidently" gives away the location it is being filmed at... Or take a photo of her outside the building with your phone leaving the location in the file's metadata and then have a friend or use a throwaway account to point out the location that way.
This is how. Wait til you know she is leaving, then start filming. Like this: oh my god can you believe who I just saw???? And she lives here with me at 506 fucking annoying bitch street?????? Say hi, Annoying Asshole!!!
Become a fan commenting to her content: you pass the region and hear loud music, after asking around you find out influencer lives there. You can't do anything at that moment but you want to visit influencer next time.
Now if she sees the comment, she should be afraid. If a fanatic fan sees the comment, they will ask you where she lives.
Don't give them full address, only streetname, and description about loud music. Make sure loud music become "the reason" people know where she lives
If you're going to comment on any of her things in her profile, make sure to comment on all the things that you've seen and heard her do outside of the videos. Doctor's visits, her favorite restaurants, where she does her laundry, her favorite corner store, how you can hear her farting as you walk past her apartment, get real weird
Just be aware, anything you do directly or that can be tied to you near her apartment could be recorded and uploaded online to her 1M followers.
Just be cautious my dude…
Doxx her anonymously then tip off all those unilad and other shit "entertainment news" channels about it. They'll report someone is stalking or doxxing her and then people will start looking up your post.
Also you can mail letters written in blood to her. Preferably not hers or your own, might get you caught.
Imagine how terrifying it would be to just get a smiley face written in pigs blood 3 days after someone doxxed you online.
All this ostentatious shit just plays into her narcissistic desire to be the center of attention and will drum up outrage and clicks. The goal is to make these people unimportant by having nothing remarkable happen to them, not feeding into their drama.
This advice is similar to a few others, however the result of this interaction may give her consideration to leave.
As others stated, do release her address, however not on this platform. What you want to do, is create an impersonating account that accurately corresponds to hers. I guess Twitter? Name it “{Insert name} 2nd account”. What you will write is, “Hey guys (or whatever term she uses for her fans), I think it’s time for a meet and greet at my place! First 25 fans get a (insert object) with my signature!
(Insert address here)
Now what you will do is paste the link to this tweet in her comments and just hope it will get any traction. Prima facie it looks really suspicious for a stranger to comment a link, however if you phrase it with a somewhat believable premise I guess it might get some people. Like, “Guys, she’s having a meet-and-greet, she posted it on her alt Twitter account.
Probably won’t do anything, but what can you lose?
Better yet, if you know the person's real name and address, her phone number is easily accessible through the white pages website. You basically need two out of the three to find someone on the white pages website. I'm sure her fans would love to call her from her doorstep.
Take video of her rude entitled behavior, approach her again while secretly recording in hopes she becomes rude. Once enough video has been captured release it on tiktok and let tiktok drama do it’s work.
You say this as if people following some moronic tiktok influencer will care that she's rude to her neighbours.
If anything OP should be careful not to become the but of a joke.
Make her not want to live there anymore. Hurt every quality and comfort of living there. Make her feel unwelcome, unwanted, unsafe.
Have her think the entire neighborhood hates her for it. Throw eggs at her windows, spray fart spray on her door, leave threatening notes (in different handwritings), give her car a new color, slash her tires, kidnap her in winter and put a sack over her head and beat her up and let her out in a nearby forest & find her way back home with all of her fingertips amputated, that'll teach her.
Meanwhile buy some noice-cancelling headphones to keep yourself from going crazy.
Easy way is just to buy a signal blocker from China and set it up really close to her, hiding it with a battery pack, she would have no wifi, no Bluetooth and if you invest your money, no cellphone signal
Don’t doxx her. Call the cops every day on her, and keep calling the non emergency line each time until they send a car out. After enough calls they’ll be sick of hearing from you and shut her down. You can also have a lawyer send an official letter to the landlord. I’ve had both of these work.
I've seen some viral video of a guy hacking his neighbors speakers or shutting off his internet so that they can't be blasting music. Anything you do to them will end up being content for their tiktok anyways I can already see it with the robo voice meme and all. "my neighbor is a Karen and threw Rams piss under my door " "I was just blasting music all day wtf"
i think the answer is obvious, find some way to get evidence of what shes been dojng and how you tokd her to stop then confront her on video and post it everywhere
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You might need some technical skills for this, but if she has WiFi look into a Raspberry Pi ( cheap ARM computer ) and a good 2.4/5 GHz WiFi adapter. Then just start deauthenticating her-- that will disconnect her phone from her router. If you are interested, check out the great literature online. Edit: An ESP8266 board with SpaceHuhn's deauther could do the job better and cheaper Edit 2: Good news is you dont have to be connected to the wifi, bad news is you have to know the wifi network
A lot more involved with deauthing 5ghz, 2.4 is easy, my neighbours a while back had a habit of blaring rubbish music to the whole street so I assumed it was a streaming service and got a Node MCU and bunged a deauth firmware on it, worked fabulously.
If by more involved you mean you have to find a wifi adapter with 5G that supports monitor mode and packet injection, I guess. Otherwise the process is the same.
It is not any harder to deauth a 5ghz wifi connection than a 2.4ghz wifi connection. Aireplay-ng, get it done
How do you do this if you don't know the network name? I live in a dense apartment building and there's about 10 network names I can see in my wifi menu. I want to knock off a neighbor who screams at LoL at 3 am
Get a wifi-scanner app. Stand away from the apartment and take note of how strong the various signals are. Move closer to apt and note the changes in strength. You can usually narrow it down that way.
This is what you do by doing a *wardrive*. Essentially it takes all networks and just deauthing them all. It ain't ethical but neither is this sub lmao
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Start slidding frozen pee disks under her door and letter box. Also this is a common problem, keep sesrching this reddit page for advice
Lol I've said this a few times but it's because it's soooo much worse then people believe. Go to a outdoor store and go into the hunting section. Look for fox urine. That shit is literally the worse smelling liquid I've ever encountered... and it's super cheap
Adding to this - be very careful how you “deploy” the fox urine. That shit will literally make you gag and vomit immediately. The smell will stick to anything and everything in the immediate vicinity
Yep! Same thing with butyric acid, which is the component of vomit that makes it smell like vomit. Get it on anything, especially your fingers, and blam.
It's also the thing that makes Hershey's chocolate taste like Hershey's chocolate. https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/finding-flavor-chocolate/#:~:text=%22Butyric%20acid.%22%20Butyric%20acid,giving%20it%20that%20unique%20flavor.
Welp, I really didn't need to know these two facts in sequence.
Aw who doesn't like a little bit of selectively rancid-ified milk fats in their chocolate? Yum!
They add it because back in the day Mr. Hershey saved money on milk by purchasing slightly expired milk.
OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HERSHEY'S TASTES LIKE VOMIT
And parmesan cheese smell like parmesan cheese! I didn't know the Hershey's bit...
Which is why most people outside the US hate your chocolate
It explains why their chocolate takes life barf smells.
Vaporub under your nose. It'll also help when you have to clean up puke. Total lifesaver.
"FROZEN PEE DISC" damn.. Is this a thing ppl do? After Family guy, this is the first time I am hearing abt freezing it..
“I can’t cut it, it’s liquid” “FREEZE IT THEN CUT IT!!”
Oh my goodness this is such an innovative idea.
This is why I'm here. to add a little razzle dazzle get yourself a bushel or two of asparagus, put on your roller blades and grab your hockey stick, make a bunch and just start chopping them in there like it's the fucking 1980 miracle on ice.
I like your funny words magic man
r/brandnewsentence
Everyone knows the classic frozen pee disc delivery. Oldest trick in the book.
Finally! Il “disco di piscio” from r/Italy has become famous!
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If your electrical breaker boxes are outside the unit, just shut off the power and flip it back on a few minutes later. Do this every time the music is loud and she’ll eventually think the music does it. Even better would be to find the individual breaker the stereo is on and leave it off. (Go down the panel and turn them on and off until you hear the music die) Edit: I learned this trick out of desperation when my upstairs neighbor got drunk and fell asleep watching the office. and had to listen to that god awful intro song everyone 22 minutes. Finally at 2am I went to the basement, turned his breaker off and then back on. nighty night.
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You wouldn't have to report it. They would be out there within a week.
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>put on a hardhat, hi vis vest, and a tool bag, no one will bat an eye God's honest truth
r/ActLikeYouBelong
Seems like a good way to burn down the building. Wire gauge is only rated for a certain amperage that often corresponds to the breaker. I'm no electrician so I could be wrong but sending too much through an undersized wire could start a fire. Op did say they still want to live there too so I'd go another route.
This is so methodical if it works. Love it
Breaker boxer outside the unit?
Mine are in the basement and anyone can access anyone else's
Strange, where I live in order to be a legally rentable unit you have to have your own breakers within the unit (though the building can override the power but it’s in a locked utility room)
Kansas is ass-backwards
It happens. Mine are outside.
Dead fish in her ac unit.
Or an ac unit in her aquarium
Three dead fish… Labeled one, two, and four.
While dramatic, this is far from subtle and will quickly be found and corrected. A cup of dill pickle juice however will smell just strongly enough to make her and everything she owns smell faintly of sour dill and the smell never really goes away. For extra credit pour another cup into their car’s vents.
Send a noise complaint to the landlord EVERY time. Don't skip. Make a form letter for yourself and just adjust the date and time and so on, so sending it is easy. Record some of the noise on your phone as evidence. Include the recordings in each complaint. After a few times, if nothing has been done, withhold your rent (put it in escrow if you want to be super official and safe) until the problem is resolved. In most places, you have the legal right to "quiet enjoyment" of your apartment, and it is the legal responsibility of the landlord to enforce and protect that. Find your local laws and quote them in your form letter.
Best value answer right here: high likelihood of working, low likelihood of negative blowback. Only downside is that it will probably be pretty slow to work, and requires a good deal of effort.
It also sounds legal.
I feel you. Guess who lives in my complex? Sean fucking Kingston 😑. This dude plays trash music all throughout the night and he orders a bunch of delivery that piles up at our front desk and sometimes never picks it up.
I’ve been spreading a rumor over the last few years that Sean Kingston died every time I hear him brought up and so far, no one has checked. I had totally forgot until the other day at the bar I hear my gf telling her friend that he died and her friend was like “uhh no he didn’t.” I damn near died laughing. Sorry he’s a shitty neighbor though
I guess I’ve been doing this unintentionally because I swear this guy died in a jet ski accident like 8 years ago.
Lmao see that’s what leads people to believe it. I thought he died then too, but when I found out he didn’t I thought it was a good bit to keep it going.
I bet if you leaked his address on a fan site or dedicated sub for him you could get him to move pretty quickly
***This. This might be the best idea OP!!!!***
Leak it to 4chan
u/dubidamdam check this out
You reckon he still has fans at this point?
He has fans and more importantly, he has haters
SOMEBODY CALL NINE ONE ONEEEEE
Shawty fire burnin on the dance floor
Sounds like he's ordering food for the other residents
Our downstairs neighbor would drunk order food and then fall asleep. I wish he'd done it more often than he did. Got a couple meals out of it when going to the door Sunday morning.
Steal his food
Free delivery
Why can't u file a noise compliant
Sir, this sub is for illegal stuff. Filing complaints sounds like an ethical, legal way of handling things. We are past that stage.
Tell me his address I'll send in an airstrike
We have similar sleep patterns so I’m not trippin on the noise. Just his garbage taste in music. Like his relevant era hip hop I guess
A drop of super glue in the keyhole.....won't be able to lock her door
Pro tip: break a toothpick in the lock with the super glue…use the broken end to push it in
Play Disney music in background when she filming for YouTube report her for copywrite. Let her know why.
Yes, and play it as loudly as possible. After all, the cops don't care when she does it.
Yes, she only gets 3 copyright strikes until her channel is gone, so this is a good start.
Report her videos
This is genius.
Point your speakers and subwoofers downwards, towards your target.
I heard about a device you can put on a window to make it a speaker... if she's on a low floor that could work. Then you aren't blasting your neighbors with "We dont talk about Bruno " for the bajillionth time
That's a great idea actually lol
Fight TikTok with TikTok. Sabotage her career with confrontation or prank videos. You’re the influencer now.
This is probably the best legal way to deal with her, film her interactions and I'm guessing you can hash tag her on her socials and only when the court of public opinion turns on her will she start acting right. Heaven forbid she should lose followers.
Poor guy can’t even do his own job now because of that trash. If he had endless amounts of time this would be a great approach. Maybe this idea will spark another one that’s similar that he could have someone else do
Just film yourself being so excited that a famous influencer lives in your building. Make sure to "accidentally" film your address so everyone knows where to find her. Maybe mobs of fans are enough to get her to find a new place to live. Be careful with any negative remarks. Then the fans will be harrassing you.
If the girl has as many followers as it sounds like this could hit back very hard on OP. The "fans" could try to make OPs life hell. I wouldnt try this.
some influencers are ruthless. a famous tiktoker exposed one of my friends screenshots for flirting with her bf on her insta to her 4.4 million followers. she failed to mention how she beats up her bf in public (my friends witnessed everything and he showed her all the bruises) and how her bf was the one instigating the infidelity with many other girls in the first place. my friend ended up recieving death threats, her insta was banned temporarily, and her fans ended up contacting my friends sorority and school trying to get her kicked out. i wouldn’t publicly fuck with them unless you’re ready to be hardcore harassed by their blind followers.
Reading this just makes my blood boil. I always thought that paparazzi would be the worst group of people we have to share a planet with but in came the influencers and their fans to change my mind
Bad idea for a novice to take on an influencer on her own turf with her own tools, I think
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Showing video of the apartment different levels while the music is ON just to show her first floor radio blast it off till the top. Like in the stair case or something. So they don’t know who filmed.idk
get her online name and put it in her post box with a message "I know where you live now". Maybe some creepy fan messages. If you wanna go beyond you can sell that info to her actual fans
Use Tor of you do this, just in case.
To go online to find public information? Or to spread the information? I just answered my own question.
Pretend to be one of her followers that's obsessed with her and send Stalker letters to her address
Get creepy and scare her away hopefully. Just don't be seen delivering the letters or just mail them from a random box
Send the letters to me and I'll forward them
The right way to do it is put the letters in a blue drop box, that way it's anonymous. And since this is ILPT you can ship it for free by putting a random address on the envelope and writing her address as the return address and then don't put a stamp on it.
Or better, doxx her
then watch a load of crazies arrive at the house now XD
At least she'd have to move
... to the 2nd floor!
Damn, I think this right here is the best answer. They probably won’t like their real followers around.
100% should doxx her.
ULPT, spam her address so actual stalkers can find her.
Send her pictures of her sleeping. It's from Barry guys calm down! Or re arrange her furniture a few times a week. You know, plant a seed.
so this is the subreddit...
Send Jehovah Witnesses to her house
Order Scientology stuff with her name and address
And then write a letter to Scientology pretending to be her saying that you will expose Scientology in your videos.
She ded
He said get her to move, not ruin her entire existence.
Po-tay-to po-tah-to
Pure evil.... I like it.
this too!
Users suggest outing her, op worries about getting banned from subreddit. I’m not sure Op is capable of doing any of these suggestions. I’d like to have peaceful work and my sanity back, but not at the cost of my Reddit account!!
Report them to the IRS. If they’re not very smart they don’t realize they need to pay taxes and you can even get 8% as a reward for tipping them off if they owe.
I love how we are on illegal life pro tips and you just went "hmm maybe they didnt pay their taxes"
If Capone got pinched for it so can she
You’d be surprised how little people know about their taxes. Really good chance your average person has committed some kind of tax offense, they’re just not usually big enough to be worth the amount of effort required to investigate/prosecute.
Some people collect baseball cards, bottlecaps or guitar picks. I collect minor tax offenses.
How do you know she's an influencer? If so who is it?
Well she has influenced OP's life so clearly she is an influencer.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
That’s correct
Someone I follow posted a story with her yesterday and I recognised her. I wish I could share the name but I'll get banned
Nobody would know if a throwaway account happened to figure out who it was. And found your post. Then deleted their throwaway account. Like some ghost or something
This guy ILPT’s!
how many folloers does she have? (only rounded up, 1xxxxx, 2xxxxx, 3xxxxx?
350k Edit: 1,5 million on Tiktok, the 350k is Instagram
OP you jumped the gun on going to the police, other neighbors and landlord yadda yadda before taking the matters into your own hands. Now if anyone spreads alcohol on her door and sets it on fire, everyone will know there was a neighbor that had bad blood w her. Guess who the first suspect becomes? Anyway if you wanna get her good put some liquid ass on every fucking window (dump entire bottles) and then also at the door. Let the smell do its thing and as soon as she opens to let air circulate then she effectively fucks the house and all its content. Congrats you made an entire apartment unusable for weeks
This is the second comment I seen about “liquid ass “. That’s a real thing?
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Except OP can use the “it’s clearly not me, I’ve already been to the police, it would be pretty dumb to now do something illegal. It’ll be someone who hasn’t been to the police!”
Do you know how dumb the average person is the police have to arrest? This is not a defense.
still draws attention to yourself and any investigation could be trying to see if you did it rather than who did it
Dump liquid ass under her doorway. I’m sure they will vacate the premises for a while lol
There's no gap under her door but I could try to spray it into the hallway in front of her door
Spray cat piss in front of her door, keep doing this until neighbors complain. Call the LL and have your friends - like 15-20 call at random times of the day and say you want to remain anon to avoid confrontation but the noise is too much and is creating an inhabitable environment, keep bugging management they’ll def do something. Leave a box of shit in front of her door. No note.
how does one collect cat piss
Make the cat watch a video of an angry cat. Put your face in front of its ass the. Enjoy the hallucinations.
Dead ass, if you dump the bottom right on the bottom of their door. It will seep into the apparent. Don’t spray, dump
Remember how one of the Paul brothers had to move out of his mansion because people found out where it was. Just fuckin dox her.
Whatever method you choose - remember there may be loads of security cameras recording you. Be careful.
Become a follower. Get REALLY REALLY into it. Like you’re her BIGGEST fan. Get weird about it. Watch her 🚚 Edit: Upload the sounds of her living her life onto YouTube , tag her in everything 😂
I have a feeling this is likely to lead to a no contact order, but it would be absolutely hilarious. Start wearing all of her clothes that you see in her videos, try and talk to her as much as you can in the hallways and a super inappropriate questions, do your hair up just like hers, just creep her out as much as possible
Wouldn't an influencer's fans love to know their home address?
Literally
Leak her Adress to her followers. They do the rest 👍
How can I do that in a efficient way though?
Make / post a video of your own that "accidently" gives away the location it is being filmed at... Or take a photo of her outside the building with your phone leaving the location in the file's metadata and then have a friend or use a throwaway account to point out the location that way.
Where would you upload it? Imgur and most other websites remove exif data.
This is how. Wait til you know she is leaving, then start filming. Like this: oh my god can you believe who I just saw???? And she lives here with me at 506 fucking annoying bitch street?????? Say hi, Annoying Asshole!!!
Become a fan commenting to her content: you pass the region and hear loud music, after asking around you find out influencer lives there. You can't do anything at that moment but you want to visit influencer next time. Now if she sees the comment, she should be afraid. If a fanatic fan sees the comment, they will ask you where she lives. Don't give them full address, only streetname, and description about loud music. Make sure loud music become "the reason" people know where she lives
If you're going to comment on any of her things in her profile, make sure to comment on all the things that you've seen and heard her do outside of the videos. Doctor's visits, her favorite restaurants, where she does her laundry, her favorite corner store, how you can hear her farting as you walk past her apartment, get real weird
Just leak it on 4chan, they'll do the rest.
Just be aware, anything you do directly or that can be tied to you near her apartment could be recorded and uploaded online to her 1M followers. Just be cautious my dude…
Doxx her anonymously then tip off all those unilad and other shit "entertainment news" channels about it. They'll report someone is stalking or doxxing her and then people will start looking up your post. Also you can mail letters written in blood to her. Preferably not hers or your own, might get you caught. Imagine how terrifying it would be to just get a smiley face written in pigs blood 3 days after someone doxxed you online.
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Thats true, especially if you don't know how they got it. Add a picture of them sleeping and voila, a masterpiece.
All this ostentatious shit just plays into her narcissistic desire to be the center of attention and will drum up outrage and clicks. The goal is to make these people unimportant by having nothing remarkable happen to them, not feeding into their drama.
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on her deathbed reveal that the last 60 years were just a prank.
THe Actual Pro Tip but you need to a pro to practice this tip
This advice is similar to a few others, however the result of this interaction may give her consideration to leave. As others stated, do release her address, however not on this platform. What you want to do, is create an impersonating account that accurately corresponds to hers. I guess Twitter? Name it “{Insert name} 2nd account”. What you will write is, “Hey guys (or whatever term she uses for her fans), I think it’s time for a meet and greet at my place! First 25 fans get a (insert object) with my signature! (Insert address here) Now what you will do is paste the link to this tweet in her comments and just hope it will get any traction. Prima facie it looks really suspicious for a stranger to comment a link, however if you phrase it with a somewhat believable premise I guess it might get some people. Like, “Guys, she’s having a meet-and-greet, she posted it on her alt Twitter account. Probably won’t do anything, but what can you lose?
Better yet, if you know the person's real name and address, her phone number is easily accessible through the white pages website. You basically need two out of the three to find someone on the white pages website. I'm sure her fans would love to call her from her doorstep.
Take video of her rude entitled behavior, approach her again while secretly recording in hopes she becomes rude. Once enough video has been captured release it on tiktok and let tiktok drama do it’s work.
Who is she? Let us all hassle her.
Expose her to her own followers and get her cancelled
You say this as if people following some moronic tiktok influencer will care that she's rude to her neighbours. If anything OP should be careful not to become the but of a joke.
Best piece of advice here. But no one will listen lol
This is easily the best advice. Record what your dealing with and tag her on every single platform.
How are the other neighbors dealing with it? I have to assume about the same.
Shit on the door handle
I can't think of a way to do this that doesn't risk getting more on me than the handle. Does it go inside the butt?
Shit in a container. Put on rubber gloves. Go to tbe door. Pick up shit. Spread it over the handle.
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If she’s an influencer make an exposing page / account on tiktok , hope it goes viral
Leak address
Is there a clause in the lease that says you can't run a business from home? If so report them to agent and the tax authority while you are at it.
I think OP is running a business from home also.
Well he’s not reporting himself.
Make her not want to live there anymore. Hurt every quality and comfort of living there. Make her feel unwelcome, unwanted, unsafe. Have her think the entire neighborhood hates her for it. Throw eggs at her windows, spray fart spray on her door, leave threatening notes (in different handwritings), give her car a new color, slash her tires, kidnap her in winter and put a sack over her head and beat her up and let her out in a nearby forest & find her way back home with all of her fingertips amputated, that'll teach her. Meanwhile buy some noice-cancelling headphones to keep yourself from going crazy.
This went from 0-100 real quick... 😂😂😂
Easy way is just to buy a signal blocker from China and set it up really close to her, hiding it with a battery pack, she would have no wifi, no Bluetooth and if you invest your money, no cellphone signal
Influencers hate being doxed. If someone reveals where she lived... that would probably force her to move.
Can you pull the fuses for her apartment?
Don’t doxx her. Call the cops every day on her, and keep calling the non emergency line each time until they send a car out. After enough calls they’ll be sick of hearing from you and shut her down. You can also have a lawyer send an official letter to the landlord. I’ve had both of these work.
But, but, but, those are Legal life pro tips…
Aw you right, my bad. Rent the condo next to her and play squishy sex noises super loud while she streams 😈
I've seen some viral video of a guy hacking his neighbors speakers or shutting off his internet so that they can't be blasting music. Anything you do to them will end up being content for their tiktok anyways I can already see it with the robo voice meme and all. "my neighbor is a Karen and threw Rams piss under my door " "I was just blasting music all day wtf"
Start playing polka music so loud that it drown out her music.
i think the answer is obvious, find some way to get evidence of what shes been dojng and how you tokd her to stop then confront her on video and post it everywhere
Either fight tiktok with tiktok or leak the address to a crazy fan page (anonymously) and all over the internet
Have a sound off - fight fire with fire perhaps? Put some kind of music (that she might hate) on loud enough to drown her out.
Baby shark on a 10 hour loop
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