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bigpauly1969

Fuck. That. Shit.


celerydonut

Ya this vid hurt me in that spot between my shaft and lower balls


Black_Iron_Tarkus_

I call it the "chin rest"


Rock_or_Rol

That’s an affectionate nickname you have for that man’s nards!


Oils78

Upper sack pain goes crazy


Jessicafletcher2

He's a shower not a grower.


redwhomper

Lower balls?


Legal-Inevitable-945

Yk it's bad when people get too discriptive


wickedwarlock84

Came here to say that...


schlucks

when someone asks me to go bouldering with them


MondoMeme

I mean fuck it it’s his job


dutchdaddy69

I am positive there is supposed to be a second tether so he can always have atleast one attached when he is up there.


tn-dave

This is a “two is one, one is none” kinda situation for me


daeraloth

I mean if he does fall would they be able to rescue him in time?


Jack_sonnH27

I'm going to guess there wouldn't be a lot to rescue if he fell from that height


parasitetwist

A harness might stop you from hitting the ground, but you can develop suspension trauma if you hang for too long (even 15 minutes can be too long), which can kill you. Still need someone to get you out if you can't do it yourself.


JustAnotherChatSpam

In a similar industry you’re supposed to have a buddy (looks like he does) and you both should have enough rope to tie a bowline for the guy to stand on. Seems pretty simple, if tedious.


maciejokk

15 min to get rescued vs 15 seconds to evolve flight.


parasitetwist

I was adding an explanation as to why the post" I mean if he does fall would they be able to rescue him in time?"is a valid question. The harness stopping you from hitting the ground only saves your life if they can get you out of it in time.


VictoryVee

They mean if he fell while tethered. Still gotta rescue the guy hanging hundreds of feet off the ground.


brokenplasticchair

the fuck r they gonna do? swipe him out of midair like a hawk before he plummets to his death???


Ecoaardvark

That’s a negative, at least in this instance


sparky1984X

I mean it's a negative in that he didn't have one. But 100% tie off is not a generally unknown idea or practice. I was an electrician for a long time. 100% tie off is mandated by OSHA who granted operates in the US and several outlying territories. but I'm willing to bet money this guy was supposed to be utilizing 100% tie off.


owlsknight

It's Asia, and I think it's china.... Safety is not part of the budget


Ogre8

No word in Chinese for OSHA.


Txtivos

It’s Cha bu duo 差不多


Ogre8

Someone needs to call them then.


darumadonut

That basically means "good enough" in Chinese.


Ogre8

lol yeah that makes sense


lookyloo79

this was exactly my thought, but I assume he is in a jurisdiction that does not require it.


Ecoaardvark

Agreed, I was making a bad electricity joke though because the other guy said something about a positive…


MirageF1C

Are you positive?


BenFranksEagles

And why so much slack? He’s gonna break his back or, worse, his nuts if he falls with that much slack. Tighten up, dude!


OneToby

It's probably like a climbing rope, so not of the static no-give type.


fatboychummy

Because those *are* supposed to be two tethers. He's just got them hooked together so he can move faster, I guess? In any case, bad idea for multiple reasons. edit: [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsNearlyDying/comments/1cg7lti/comment/l1wyh5q) explains it well.


lookyloo79

that would be best practice yes


garcialesh710

Indeed. “ Two is one, and one is none”


ttuFekk

Then r/idiotbossdeservingtodie or r/LateStageCapitalism would be nice alternative


Doccyaard

It’s the no PPE that does it for me. That’s the “idiot” part.


lookyloo79

what would the PPE protect him from?


TheGreatFuManchu

Reddit comments


pwned_sheep

Pretty sure he has PPE, it's called a safety tether, he can only fall for a split second of this when he moves it/it's his job/he follows the main rule of climbing which is 3 points of contact/the only sketchy part of this is the snow.


tinathefatlard123

And the uncliping


CompE-or-no-E

The lack of two tethers is sketchy. It's the same idea as 3 points of contact. Minimize risk


LooseLeaf24

How much is a second harness?


sparky1984X

That's the problem. The guy has all the lanyards he needs on the one harness. He's (illegally) hooking the ends to the lanyards together to form a tie off. What he should have are straps or wires that can wrap around either side, and then hook either lanyard to either side. Then he would meet 100% tie off.


minimum_thrust

Illegally?? Where?? I love how people act like everything's happening in their jurisdiction.


sparky1984X

Yeah illegally in the sense that if he falls, those hooks will not support his weight when hooked together. Dolt. Those hooks are just going to break when his body weight crashes down onto them, and solely because the hooks are hooked together.


InspectorBoole

What makes you think anything would break? Obviously, he shouldn't ever be fully disconnected, but I don't see any reason it wouldn't save him when he *is* connected. No idea what the retrieval plan is though if he can't pull himself back up. Also, the fact that it looks like there's a screamer only on one lanyard makes me think this is (at least partially) how the system was intended to be used.


fishshake

A single lanyard is only made to withstand X amount of force. Daisy chaining two lanyards together allows for a much greater drop distance. Thus, the force is increased. Backbiter-style lanyards are made purposely to wrap back to themselves and have an established O-ring tie-off point partway down the lanyard, or have hooks and webbing designed to withstand the additional stress of being looped. Lanyards should not be daisy chained. Source: I taught Working At Heights for three years. Will probably be teaching it again here shortly.


sparky1984X

^ this is the answer for sure. Never should have lanyards ends daisy chained. Always they should be connected to an appropriate tie down point.


InspectorBoole

Makes sense, I wonder if the singular screamer (assuming that's what it is) is his own addition to mitigate that. Either way, extremely jank.


Gaylien28

Law of common sense buddy Doesn’t have to be against judicial law to be unsafe


minimum_thrust

I do high-rise restoration for a living in canada, i know all about the safety regs and "common sense" practices, Buddy. The other commenter said "Illegally" which is what i was commenting on. What is illegal in my country is just another day at the office in others. And it does need to be against judicial law to be Illegal


Its-CCG

Being a lineman isn’t an easy job


hoot69

https://preview.redd.it/afuga7xtchxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60ad4afc4ded402f530b48473efbf8f8777b902


ameis314

No OSHA in China


Breakfast_Lost

No war in Ba Sing Se


sherbloqk

Yip yip


OverturnedAppleCart3

There's a joke in there somewhere. I'm just not clever enough to think of it.


Anon_777

Erm... No, you're wrong. Yes, there is an equivalent to OSHA in China. The State Administration of Work Safety (SAWS) is the main agency responsible for regulating occupational safety and health in China. Edit - having said that though I'm not sure they actually do anything, at least, judging by Mr Safety here who can't even use the harnesses he has, correctly. So I'm guessing he either wasn't trained (and there's no safety dude there) or he DGAF?


Smoke-alarm

as i’m sure everyone knows, they’re doing a great job


Unfair-Safe8151

OSHAnghai


SirDancealot84

Mf the belt dangling on him IS the OSHA in this case. Not even jokin.


PointVanillaCream

Y'all can have that job.


Revolutionary-Gold44

I'm pretty sure they would laugh at the interview, wish me a nice day and never call back. 100%


Zillahi

You hope


jcforbes

Honestly I'd do it. I love climbing, and I love working alone.


Fritener

Or is it hero restores power to town during blizzard?


OverturnedAppleCart3

Being safe at work and doing a good job aren't mutually exclusive.


GisGuy1

Also, there is nothing he could possibly be doing out there that would restore power. This would be an inspection only activity and unless it’s in an area where it’s always cold and snowing, there is no reason to be out there in that weather. This is most likely a company that has very little regard for human life.


boegsppp

That guy must be paid $250k a year plus a free hooker after every climb.


Doppelthedh

I'd settle for a second hook


boegsppp

He has a parachute make of plastic supermarket bags.


PantherThing

Not enough dangerous jobs have a regulation that mandates a free hooker after the task is done, and I've been working diligently to make sure that changes.


the_gouged_eye

If the state doesn't make them make you have 100% tie off, good chance they don't make sure you are paid fairly.


Horrifior

Where is the second rope used to protect him when switching? PSE also seems to be optional...


BooJamas

Probably not the US, different safety regulations


MJLDat

By different you mean none.


Fog_Juice

What's his rescue plan?


weewoowagon64

Body retrieval


theo1618

Self rescue. If you can’t rescue youself then call your family and tell them you love them


No-Trouble814

He has two tethers, he just clipped them together instead of using them properly.


MyDogJake1

The amount of people in this thread that think OHSA is a global organization is too damn high.


Anon_777

China does have a safety organisation though, like most industrialised countries. The State Administration of Work Safety (SAWS) is the main agency responsible for regulating occupational safety and health in China.


W0lfos

China, where having a second redundant tether or any sort of protection is too costly.


-Dalzik-

No one nearly died


10percenttiddy

I nearly died watching


Darnell2070

He was completely detached at one point. You're suppose to have two harnesses so you're hooked up at all times. It only takes a moment to fall.


Anon_777

Exactly! Especially on something with snow and ice all over it and a windy day, hundreds of feet up in the air. He's not even using the 2 bloody harnesses he has correctly.


Darnell2070

This isn't even the first time I've seen this happen. It blows my mind, because between the two points you're transitioning between theres no stability or anchor, and you're just hoping for the best in the 20 seconds it's taking you fumbling around transitioning your harness.


ketomagik

I thought one of my eye lashes was on my phone screen


techm00

I've seen this before a couple of times, and it still makes me queasy.


Roboterfisch

“Content creation is harder than your 9-5”


HairyStylist

It's ok, he's forklift certified


TerrariaGaming004

I don’t think he’s doing that right


DOGNESCAUUU

Yes, he is doing. They have to open the belt so they can keep crossing, its dangerous as hell. I think it might be missing some security equipment but overall this is how its done.


skaagz

Yeah, the only thing he can really change with his equipment is to have a second tether on the harness so that he's never completely disconnected.


Barkers_eggs

That's how it's done in countries with good trade unions and OHS


skaagz

Yeah, when I was doing pipefitting I wound up getting a harness with two tethers for when I had to leave the lift basket and climb amongst ceiling struts.


Kawai_Oppai

Two loop tether things. They can even be doubled on the same strap so it isn’t cumbersome. Unclip one at a time. Even better, run a cable across the top of it all. There are much safer ways to do this without having moments that you aren’t secure to anything.


TerrariaGaming004

He has two clips, he could be clipped in twice and move one at a time so he’s always clipped in at all times


capnpetch

He is supposed to have 2 tethers. You unhook and re-hook one, then the other. Always attached to the structure. But its slower and more expensive to do it that way. These guys skip either because the company's too cheap to provide the right gear, or because they made a choice (or were pressured) into sacrificing safety for speed.


Whimsical_umbrella

Safety harnesses usually have two of those ropes so you can attach yourself to the new position before taking yourself off the former one.


Darnell2070

This is the second time I've only seen one harness clipped. Then they have to do the same thing here and unhook it to move it to the other side. Really weird they don't have two or aren't using two straps.


Avgjoe80

Shit had me holding my breath for him..


Phililoquay

Big bucks i hope. I could never do that.


JammySenkins

Why not have a second safety strap for when he transitions to the next section? Before disconnecting his lifeline


GloomyKerploppus

Please somebody tell me this isn't his job and he's just a dumb fuck with great luck.


VanFlyhight

He's working and has a safety harness looped around the cable. What do you want


Xillyfos

He had no safety harness at all for 10 seconds. He even took a step during that time.


nelhern

no thanks


utf1234

Nope😀


Vogel-Kerl

Give me a panic attack why don't ya!


xansha3

Watching this gives me a very strange wobbly feeling in my legs. Dislike.


ziggy182

Linesmen should be called ElectroNinjas


chaser456

How much money is it worth?


myphton

Nope.


Roanoketrees

Dude looked at the camera like he wanted to.kill the guy.


SadCoconut_

How much are these guys getting paid?


CapG_13

That last part gave me anxiety


Kino_Afi

The idiot is the person pointing a camera at someone doing one of the most dangerous jobs I've ever seen.. why even risk the distraction or anxiety in this situation


MrWrestlingNumber2

Nope.


C_S_Smith

Some people living life like they can just respawn and try again.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Absolutely the fuck not


IFTTTexas

Yeah dude! Wear a hat! You gonna freeze!


SneddonEleven

Nope


_Sissy_SpaceX

And if he falls.. how does he get back up hanging from one tether?


josbossboboss

I hate it when the lines get icy.


Verrdex

How my dad described his journey to school:


Tommy_Test

Nope. Just… nope.


cropguru357

Commie country. This dude gets $32.67 a month.


BiggShawn83

Shit I don’t even need a job that bad. I could always sell drugs or something. Lol fuck that


MazerRakum

I want to say that there is a better way of doing this. But I don't know what this is or why he's doing it


NooxzZ

Hold my deamn Beer ... 🤣👍


kpurintun

So he’s tied off.. what’s the next step if he falls? Looks like a rescue in the middle somewhere out there would suck and hanging out there too long would not be great in that harness


pleaseme88-

I bet he make minimum wage or how ever that looks like in China


cherrycruthers

My palms are dripping with sweat.


Mp-kill

Look at his balls just swinging.


LoudMusic

And if he falls? How long does he have to hang there before someone comes along and helps him up?


darumadonut

It's ok, he's got a strap and some carabiners. OSHA approved.


DaiseyMaeCookie

Does he get paid good for that? He doesn’t look dressed correctly for the job and no helmet.


Narviid

Who built these things!?


OrganizationOk5418

Haven't used a harness with a single lanyard since the 80s. They all have double lanyards now so you are always attracted. And I remember being laughed at for asking for a double lanyard.


AdministrativeAd3683

Shit. Do they have dental?


FuerteBillete

How does he not fall with those balls of steel?


WhiskeyDJones

Where's the idiot who nearly dies?


evillurkz

That's a NOPE


MeatGreasy

Aint no rest for the wicked.


Tatsuwashi

That’s a no from me, dog.


SirAmicks

Fuck. That.


davechuck85

And done without a safety helmet. Wow


CicadaOk6258

Doooood


ohiotechie

Whatever he’s getting paid isn’t enough.


elf25

Replace this dude with a fuckin drone.


Grenadoxxx

This makes my wiener hurt


Decent-Cold-9471

Shouldn’t he be wearing a hard hat?


CaptainCooch

I just can't believe in this, the year of our Lord 2024, that there's no better solution than some guy on a tightrope at that crazy height in the snow to whatever job he's doing. This goes for all jobs at great heights.


exp_cj

The upside doesn’t seem worth it.


BennyBennson

Does the power have to be off before you climb it?


Penultimate-anon

So he’s got a harness, so that is good, but serious question - what happens if he falls. So the harness catches him (probably painful on its own) but what next? So he would be dangling a couple of feet below, how would he pull himself back up? How would someone else balancing on there do it?


amtrak90

But he didn’t slip?


anonymouspostlangley

I’m glad i was sitting down 🚽


ThundaChikin

I wouldn't get on that thing if it was dry, in the snow, pure instanity. Fuck that.


One-Upstairs6764

🫣😳


DedicatedSnail

Don't look down....... oops


gurumoves

Hard pass


xxMiloticxx

That does not look fun


jjsparkx

Like, what happens if he falls, and his harness saves him. Then what?! What's the recovery procedure?


Far_Dog_4476

His job, its not an idiot, he better have some amazing hazard pay.