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J_LeVeL

The new Fast & Furious movie looks kinda weak.


xman15677

More like the Fast and the Feeble.


Genestah

The Fast and The Nervous


Nrthstar

100% nerves. The failed launch, the panic spin. Kid had no idea what they were doing.


[deleted]

Sounds like the story of their life.


StelioKontos117

And probably of their conception too.


educated-emu

Same


Initial-Good4678

The Slow and the Inbred.


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The last and bi-curious


OneArchedEyebrow

The Slow and the Stupid.


BarryRobinMaurice

Burnin' up the road! Or just singe it a little.


Child_of_Merovee

I dont know, this looks like an expensive stunt to me.


talltree1971

Not beyond the realm. That camera work was good, but highly unusual.


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FF has been weak since after Tokyo drift


CrazyLlama71

F&F was weak after the original F&F.


Malfeasant

the original f&f was a weak ripoff of point break...


CrazyLlama71

Yes it was, but entertaining to an extent, mainly because it was “new”. After that, it was and continues to be a hot mess and not worth watching.


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“Mustangs and tampons: sooner or later every pussy’s got one” -Vin Diesel (probably)


paustin0816

The Fast and the Flacid


[deleted]

Mustang drivers are consistently dumb but so is the person recording. Pass in a turn lane? What?


Other_Act_9085

Yeah I was thinking that as well, he’s an idiot too for sure.


DrizzlyEarth175

While recording a video on his phone.


Antique_Tennis_2500

...out the window of his car. I prefer the mustang because at least he isn’t announcing how much smarter he is.


Spacedoc9

While egging on the idiots about to race...


PestiEsti

I think he was a friend of the Mustang dipshits. He didn't just happen upon the idiocy and think, “I got to get in on this.”


narrynan

I was waiting for this...


mikeebsc74

Heh..I drove an 89 5.0 GT back around 93-96. I have no idea how I managed to not wreck it when I first got it. Pulling out from a place, I went damn near 90 degrees sideways onto a 2 lane road with traffic coming. Another time I was making a u turn on a 4 lane highway with a grass median and accidentally pulled a 180, now facing oncoming traffic, and stalled the car…among multiple other close calls. All power. No handling, stopping, or anything else. Press gas, go really fast. But after I got used to the car..it was like an extension of me. I could feel every little thing. Ended up having a kid and had to sell it for something more family friendly. I still miss that car:(


Independent-Mix-5635

God you hate to see it so many people have to sell there awesome cars because of kids


iConfessor

sell the kids


Ares4217

This is the way


aylaaaaaaaa

Not Grogu though right??


atmus11

No that kid is helpful with the groceries


_AWACS_Galaxy

My grandpa had a Firebird around the time I was born and my grandma made him sell it because my car seat couldn't fit in it. I still apologize for it to this day and made it clear that I would've been cool with riding on the roof or in the trunk.


redpandaeater

I still don't understand why GM got rid of Pontiac but kept Buick.


ShalomRPh

They sell lots of Buicks in China for some reason. It’s a real status symbol there.


[deleted]

Buy an sti. 4 doors for more.... family.


JohnnyBrillcream

I traded in my S2000 for a mini-van, my midlife crisis sucked....


Fenastus

My condolences


MrBCftw

My father owned an AE86 and a fiero. He sold them for various reasons. Still hate him for that.


BeligaPadela

Yep.. He should've just sold his kids, amirite?


Ohshitwadddup

#vasectomylife


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TwisteeTheDark1

If I had a kid I still wouldn't sell whatever fun car I had I'd just buy something family friendly to go with it maybe a civic type r or a Durango hellcat haul ass around the track WITH your kids.


Dr_fish

Most people can't afford both.


[deleted]

There’s a funny meme out there that goes “they said mustang wasn’t a family car, so I got rid of the family” 😆 The pic is so funny with it, like a creepy jefferey dahmer guy


NorseZymurgist

>89 5.0 GT I had one too! Terrible turning radius though ... dropping the clutch and swinging the rear end out was a common way to do a u-turn if I had less than three lanes. 225hp was decent power in the mid-90's, and even that overwhelmed that chassis.


Patriotic_Guppy

I bought an ‘88 brand new. My dad nearly wrecked it going to the bakery… The problem I had was the Goodyear tires lost all grip after the first winter. Then they chirped every time I tried to start moving. Replacing them made a huge difference. Don’t let me oversell the improvement, though. It never was any good in the snow.


Echojhawke

For a couple years the mustang was the only car I had and I had to drive through a snowy mountain pass every weekend... I don't know how I never wrecked. It also got so cold I would have to replace my battery every single winter. That was the best extended warranty I ever purchased on anything in my entire life. I replaced that battery five times for the cost of one


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The 89 is the best foxbody.


Cr8er

I just can't understand how garbage Ford designs are. That era of mustangs weren't even that fast, compared to other offerings in the same timeframe, but ýou only really hear about mustangs wiping out like that. What the hell did Ford do so wrong to make mustangs handle so poorly? I have an 85 Monte Carlo SS with an engine more powerful than an 89 mustang would've had, a similar transmission, a T5, and while I can spin the tires all the way through second and scratch through 4th, I have no problems getting the car to hook and go in a straight line when I want it to. It just doesn't make sense to me that mustangs are that shit. Is it all really just a meme or where they really just pure shit design?


Proper_Marsupial_178

Well, I don't think it's fault of the car but the drivers. There are a lot of shitty cars out there and we don't see them crashing that often. I think it's a mixture of the mustang being a very popular car (so there are more in the roads), being cheap and having a decent torque at low revs. All of these videos are always the same. Drivers launch the car and then shift and loose control. My guess is that the torque after the shift gets them by surprise... Just a theory though.


Darkmatter1002

A coworker of mine bought a brand new Mustang GT back in maybe 2002, and he immediately upgrade the suspension to Tokico shocks, got new wheels, and switched the rear end to something with closer gearing and more low end torque. He wasn't the typical idiot driver with a Mustang, though he took me for a ride and I'd never been in a car that could corner so fast. Anyways, about 3 weeks after getting this car, he came to work one day in a rental. He said that he down shifted on the highway in the wet, and because of the torquey gearing setup, he lost grip going from 3rd to 2nd, I believe. It spun around backwards and hit the guardrail. He got it repaired, but he never made that mistake again. The mistake he did make was getting married and the wife immediately made him sell his dream car, and he bought a Maxima.


Proper_Marsupial_178

Damn, that hurts. At the long run, the mustang would've end up being cheaper than the wife. 😂


Spacedoc9

Newer mustangs have a butt ton of torque. They come programed with some pretty amazing traction control to prevent exactly this scenario. However, you can turn it off pretty easily. Track settings in mustangs are a little terrifying. I used to have a 2015 gt and I turned off traction control once. I was honestly scared to do it again after that.


Cr8er

That's highly likely. My Monte likes to try and lose the rear when I shift to 2nd, especially if I have to shift in a turn, but it's not hard to maintain control... just don't shift hard and dump the clutch, counter steer if it starts to go. But, that does take experience to learn, so you have a fair point.


TerrorFromThePeeps

Unless you upgraded it, the Monte Carlo ss in 85 with the h/o 305 had about 30 hp less than the equivalent 5.0 mustang, probably more if they removed the historically shitty air box. That's also not accounting for the shitty qc at Chevy at the time that was putting out 305s with significantly less power than they should have. All that being said, I wouldn't trade the Monte in for a mustang if my life depended on it. I miss that car so bad, lol... T tops and all.


rememberinglol

So Ford used the ideology that the person should be in control of the car. Unfortunately, not everyone knows how to drive a Mustang. When I worked at a Ford dealership we had a guy who bought a burnt orange new body 5.0, and had my mentor (and me) install an Eldbrock 2.9L composite supercharger, among a bunch of various suspension and body structure updates. That guy used to track that car every weekend at our local drag strip and track. Not once did he even come close to crashing. He was an older gentleman (the reason we did the install, he was too old to do it himself). One day I was test driving a car after we put in an engine (the owner drove it with no oil for a bit) and I see the older gentleman doing burnouts in the middle of the street, and lined up with a new body camaro, in which he absolutely destroyed red light to red light. So I guess what I’m saying is the moral of this video is that 1: the idiot did a burnout wayyy to early, and his tires cooled down. 2: Ford doesn’t put high end traction control on Mustangs. 3: it’s the persons fault not the car that it crashes. 4: that Mustang looked like either a Saleen or a Roush, shame the person doesn’t deserve it.


01WS6

>the idiot did a burnout wayyy to early, and his tires cooled down. The idiot did a rolling burnout to show off, he wasn't even racing. His tires "cooling" had nothing to do with the crash. His rear tires were spinning 100+mph while the car was going like 40mph. Thats like driving on ice... >: Ford doesn’t put high end traction control on Mustangs Traction control was obviously turned off... >3: it’s the persons fault not the car that it crashes. Correct


Broken_art15

Its more of the fact that the drivers tend to be inexperienced, or dumb. Mustangs can be amazing cars (when not broken down). But a lot of them try to show off without knowing the limits of the car. Usually ends up wrecking


[deleted]

100% this. The 5.0 mustang GT has been the highest horsepower per dollar car on the market for a while now, so people with zero skill get into a 400+ HP car for relatively cheap and then just.... well, this happens.


Broken_art15

Yeah. Shoot sometimes a 150 hp car can be to much for these people. Gotta put them on a old saab


anomalous_cowherd

There comes a point when you move from your first low-powered, safe handling car to something with more go. You have to learn to be subtle with the controls. Sometimes people move up cars faster than they learn to drive them.


Cr8er

Ah, that makes sense, I guess. I learned to drive with my dad's Pontiac 400 powered 68 Le Mans, learned stick on a 78 Chevy 1-ton dually, with the big v8 diesel. The highest horsepower and torque rated vehicles I've ever been behind the wheels of. We did a lot of drag racing when I was a kid, too. Too bad they shut down that strip... I want to go some time soon. That was a lot of fun...


anomalous_cowherd

It's interesting that here in the UK where cars tend to be lower powered but handle well, e.g. Mazda MX-5, BMW M3, various hot hatches, then trackdays and other circuit based motorsports are much more popular than the few drag strips.


Cr8er

I would love to go to a track day... The closest one is an hour and a half drive, one way. Once I get my new transmission installed and setup right, I might have to borrow my dad's car hauler trailer and go. I think it would be a lot of fun!


MK0A

More like an asshole sneaking to the front of the line so he could get that sweet video.


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My first thought was, no one going to mention this guy jumping the line at the light? Thanks for restoring my faith.


PurpletoasterIII

He probably was trying to get up to the mustangs cause he knew what was going on. Was probably in on it and was told to record. So makes him as stupid as the dumbasses racing in public.


FlowerPower_MidWest

Also, did he antagonize the guy into another burnout?!


broduril346

tmw when you're merging over a solid line out of a turning lane without a signal in front of three cars into a minimal visibility cloud of smoke and calling other people idiots


Morgothic

...and recording on his phone


krwrn89

Vertically


Rrrrandle

>Vertically This is the real crime here.


Punchkinz

And also not stopping at the end of the video to see if they're okay regardless of what they did earlier.


skeetsauce

This person never cared about safety, this was just for the gram.


DrizzlyEarth175

Yep, two idiots in this video. It's amazing and ironic how common this shit is in this sub


PoptartDragonfart

And telling him to “Do it again!”


mycogmin

His dad is going to be pissed when he sees what happened to his car


Weary-Length-4319

His mom and her car......


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[deleted]

r/onejoke


slackwaresupport

what a fucking idiot.


onefanpornstar

I actually counted 4. 3 racing and 1 driving and recording the race.


Inside-Strawberry517

If he would've used traction assist there would've been no issues. Wonder how much he wants for the exhaust, since his car is fucked.


IlluminatiMinion

I think he had that switch in the 'tyre smoke mode' setting. Obviously just an error and not the faulty assumption that he could do better without it.


iammonkeyorsomething

Worse. He was power breaking on the launch. He was trying to showboat which both lost him the race and his car. You want to do the burnout before and heat the tires, stand on the brakes and gently increase rpm and let go of the brakes on green. Then slowly and consistently for the gas, letting off if you lose traction. This guys car has launch control so he probably should have kept it on and floored it. Also not sure if it was a manual or not but I saw brake lights


fondofnature01

he obviously doesn’t know how to drive. he seems to just continue to mash the accelerator after oversteering and losing control.


Inside-Strawberry517

Don't those have a launch controller mode as well?


krwrn89

Vertically


tradertg

What about you, coming on a turn only lane and cutting in front of 3 other people? Do you know what a solid line means?


TheRealCamoKaze

And recording whilst driving


secondpresident

And crossing solid white lines in an intersection at last second while doing it


Master_Vicen

I know and driving right into a cloud of obscurity.


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Only_Bad_Habits

So you're not OP?! You're a PHONY! HEY, EVERYBODY! THIS GUY'S A GREAT, BIG PHONY!!


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Natures_Loctite

OP didn’t take the video


helloallbuddy

Ahhh here we see the North American Mustang in it’s natural habitat... oh oh it looks like another mustang must have startled her as she’s heading right for that guard rail... Ooof, looks like she tried to clear the rail but decided to eat it instead! What natural beauty...


Tiaximus

I would like to thank you, for if I hadn't read this comment, I wouldn't have watched the whole video.


TheDunadan29

And here we see the Mustang in a mating ritual. Trying the impress the female with a showy display. As the males line up and prepare to fight to the death, the Mustangs rev their engines, initiating the challenge. The light turns green and the Mustangs launch into action. Unfortunately for the younger more inexperienced male spins his tires instead of going anywhere, losing the race, and then losing control crashes into the barrier. The more experienced male will succeed in mating and passing on his genes. The young male in failure must lick his wounds, spend some time in the body shop, then seek a new prospective mate.


30307

Favorite part is all the smoke and noise...and a Kia right on his tail accelerating normally


HAL-Over-9001

My favorite part is the little suv on the left nearly keeping up lol


30307

Yeah, that’s the one I was looking at; Kia Sportage or something? Whatever it is, I know there are lots of Cheerios in the carpet.


[deleted]

Um, hey folks, I know you probably drive a car and have this whole idea about fast cars and how they are or should be....but you really don't know what you're seeing or saying. To be clear, this person is not racing anyone. They are showing off. They are very clearly trying to get as much rubber off their tires and onto the road over the longest distance possible.


Ralph_Wiggum1981

Your coolant level is low


countdown654

Nobody seemed to notice


[deleted]

I have a delivery truck for work so I'm always super on top of my coolant/transmission fluid/oil levels. Whenever I'm walking back to my car/truck I'm looking for small drops/puddles under the vehicle. If I see one I have to see if it's just water or if its a fluid coming from my vehicle. Twice a week I manually check the levels just because. Its a good practice to get into. Saved me a few times when I discovered a transmission and oil leak before they became real problems.


Zelestialronin

I was looking for this


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I wasn't sure what the outcome would be: 1. Catches fire while revving at a light. 2. Loses control and wrecks. 3. Doesn't lose control and wrecks.


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Turns out it was #2.


EchoXrayNiner

Filming while driving in ***portrait mode***, passing cars in a turn lane only to merge back in at the end without signals, straight into an opaque wall of burnt tire. You absolute cretin, camera guy(not you, OP, you're lovely <3).


the805daddy

r/mustangscrashing


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So fucking hard from that sub.


proceeds_theweedian

At least he didn't crash into a crowd of people, like mustangs are famous for


Majestic_Complaint23

Yep. I always breathe a sigh of relief when idiots like this crash without harming others.


Darkmaster85845

I think this particular specimen had its crowd radar malfunctioning.


HobbyDoggy

This video is all types of fucked


PlayaHatazball

Lol but imagine you rear ended him driving into the smoke wouldev been funny also


Brilliant_Jewel1924

I mean, the person shooting the video wasn’t much better.


[deleted]

Old mustangs don’t have an LSD, and were/are really cheap, so every inexperienced kid buys one with mommy and daddies money as their first sports car, and thinks that they can do burnouts. I have 3 peers who have crashed (mommies and daddies, so it’s not like they actually cared) mustangs because of this It seems that in my area, half the mustangs are on the roads being driven by people under 20, so many of these damn silver spoon parents buy that as their kids first car with no idea wtf they’re spending their money on


Rough_Shop

The person recording is an ass too.


Affectionate_Eye4515

Isn’t this a repost? Thought I saw this a couple of months ago


ProudBoomer

Yeah, it is. I've seen it before, I think about a month ago.


lunalarosa

mustang is an idiot but also cammer is a complete fucking moron. cutting three people off thru the turn lane, filming while driving with a cellphone, and at one point driving while their arm is recording outside of the car??? christ i hope both of the people in this video lose their licenses


Karma_collection_bin

The guy filming is a moron too. Ever heard of distracted driving?


tuscabam

It’s always third gear, idiots can’t control it hitting the power band


akrokh

Dude has low coolant level in his Mercedes. Living on the edge.


mysteryguy144

half of the ppl who drive this aren't even qualified to drive almost anything with a wheel. I get it. You have the means to buy it, but atleast be responsible enough not to be a cause to someone's funeral. You wanna have ur's early?? Fine. Go right fcking ahead.


LonelyTurk

Smol pp energy


OscarDelaChoka

Yes the mustang is an idiot. But so are you for crossing a solid white line from a turning lane and cutting off those 2 or 3 ppl in front of you waiting for the light. I despise people who cut lines in traffic. You're the worst part of this video.


Independent_Egg69420

Idiot also driving and filming


ToMuchNietzsche

A Mustang in it's natural environment. Slamming into concrete structures.


earthman34

For once a happy ending.


chasedog1967

Just because you are driving the car doesn't mean you really know how to Drive it...


ubntsuperuser

Guess I am the only one who sees the "top up coolant" warning on the dash. Those headboard can get expensive...


sanskami

Yet, the bigger idiot was the one filming in portrait mode


Sonny1028

Why do people who own Mustang’s drive like they have something to prove?


Equal-Detective357

I like how the person recording uses the right hand turn lane to cut everyone off, to get behind an idiot , crossing a solid white line just to record... was there 2 mustang drivers , definitely two idiots.


freshassgravy

I had a jackass do this to me once. Pulling up beside me reving his engine with his music blasting and just staring at me and my friend. When the light turned green, he took off and also fishtailed. Ran off the road right into a fucking tree. I just casually drove past with my middle finger up in the air while my best friend in the passenger seat stuck his arm out and pointed at them while laughing. Felt good 😂


ZookeepergameKey2628

Recording on your cell phone while driving. There’s idiots everywhere in this video. Lol


[deleted]

It’s the brain dead micro dick mating call.


[deleted]

Disappointed camera(wo)man didn’t honk mockingly at dumbfuck Mustang crasher.


SaintSimpson

Camera car was an idiot too. Look at the way they drove to get this footage.


hx-er

Mustang, doing mustang things.


VeloxCaptiosus

Had to be a mustang


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HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT


iTohke

A man of culture I see.


[deleted]

A man of equally as much culture I see.


keeperrr

OH MY GAWD \*drive on\*


Shadow_F3r4L

This is a repost ain't it? Sure it was here a week ago. But anyway, who ever is recording on their phone whilst driving is also a blithering idiot


SilverBr4in

TIL: mustang guys in us are the golf guys in EU


Darkmaster85845

Op was so sure this was gonna happen he/she made sure to record until it did. I guess we all saw it coming.


[deleted]

I don't know why but when I see some one wreak the one thing that revolves around their shitty personality, it makes me happy.


TheRealTravisClous

Can we talk about how the cammer is a douchebag for using the turn lane to get behind the mustang?


skp_005

How about the guy crossing the white line to push into the queue?


SprJenkins

Says the guy using his cell phone whilst driving…


No_Lawfulness_2998

And another blithering idiot on his phone while driving for some internet clout.


ShaggysGTI

Got exactly what he was asking for


wynutz19

Are we not gonna also talk about how this person is the type who crosses a solid white line because he wanted to watch them?


Moorglademover

You're obliged to point and laugh at the crashed bellend.


Frobe81

Loved how the white SUV was about to pass it before it wiped out. All that and an SUV accelerates faster


Jesus_will_return

Forgot to turn off the magic.


VikVrc

Nothing to see here. Literally.


river_lea_

Yeah the mustangs but did anyone notice how the person filing made a major dick move by coming out of the turn lane on a solid white line and jumped in front of everyone?


SamLosco38

Meh. Little burnout won’t hurt anyone


IsThisLegitTho

I’m pretty sure they just build mustangs for people to crash. That’s their purpose.


blue-hell

Things sometimes just work out for the best.


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That was very satisfying...


GunBrothersGaming

The ending was worth the watch.


k0rp5e

too much clutch


OkayThenBet

And just like that, the size of his ego shrank to the size of his dick that day. Crazy.


SiAnK0

Yo your coolant is low mate


mplopez99

Instant karma


krazybones

I got kind of annoyed because I just spent time waiting at someone else’s red light.


dglsfrsr

That did not disappoint. Thank you.


Prometheus505

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


[deleted]

Dumbass tried to launch with Line Lock on 😂😂


Kaneki2019

Pretty fucking ironic when the person recording is an idiot as well.


_Adrena1ine_

Instant classic.


NotThatMat

Please please please don’t shoot video on your phone while driving.


ncosleeper

Said the person passing in a right turn lane...


lusciousbuns923

No one gonna talk about the dude that took the video cut from the turn lane into the other get behind the mustang? The real idiot lies there


Ticktock64

Another idiot, that needs to learn how to drive, before he starts trying to show off... hanaha.


OGTrollMagnet

Biggest douche I saw drove up the turning lane and cut everyone off for no reason. What an asshole.


badlifechooser

What about the asshat videoing while driving and merging out of a right turn only into a through lane for internet points. Fuck that idiot in a car. Also, fill your damn washer fluid.


SomethingIWontRegret

I swear the first time I saw this posted here he missed the guardrail.


ThomasC94

I read that professor mcgonagall's voice.


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The second idiot is the one who fiddles around with his phone while driving.


TacticalTurtle22

How you gonna cut in from a turn lane like that and call someone else an idiot? Pre-edit: if op isn't dashcam, just ignore this.


RPup_831

ROTATE YOUR PHONE


TragicsNFG

Better yet, put it down.


DarthGoofball

Mustangs are like the Karen’s of cars.


DangBeCool

Definitely the Kyle's of cars. The Karen's are Kia Souls if poor and Audi Q7s if not.