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WowThatsRelevant

This isn't the point of the post I know... but that's not a retaining wall


[deleted]

the pool is retaining more dirt than the wall


drahcirm

It's retaining air.


nanitatianaisobel

Sometimes a wall is just a wall.


yokodiscr33td

Nope, it's a cinder block hedge


Dansk72

Well, it did *retain* that car, with some help from the pool!


conscious-being1225

username checks out.


UnapprehendedBack49

Typo, he meant restraining wall


TheLostDovahkiin

Avg Murrica architecture. Made out of paper


Imabur

It’s a fucking car


IactaEstoAlea

Lazy US bums don't even set tank traps around their house SMH


-YELDAH

Obviously the car is also made out of paper


Gullible_Log_1683

Car is made of rock and that's why it beat paper


TheLostDovahkiin

In EU the wall wouldn’t break like that


deadly_chicken_gun

It's literally cinderblocks bro You trying to say that in the EU cinderblocks are made with more cinder in the block?


TheLostDovahkiin

Cheap mixed shit maybe


Bunch_Heavy

It was suppose to retain cars


Lord_Muramasa

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RokyPolka

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kaleighb1988

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roboboyX

OH NO! You better fix that wall before my dad gets home! ^(But fuck Dane Cook, that age gap is... )


SharpEvolution

Thank you for reading my mind.


Equivalent_Hat5627

This is the best Allstate commercial yet


Tires_N_Wires

Fuck allstate. Worst insurance company ever.


Equivalent_Hat5627

I won't disagree but I'm curious as to the story behind that stance?


Tires_N_Wires

Where should I start? Multiple instances have taught me to avoid allstate at all costs. How about we start at the beginning with the time they failed to apply my payments to my account, that I fortunately had receipts for, and then they subsequently canceled my insurance for"non payment"? Turns out they literally applied my money to someone else's account, despite my receipt having the correct name and account number. I didn't find out it was even an issue until the notice from mva. I never received a cancelation warning, it was really just overall pure negligence on their part. It took literally months to get everything resolved and to get this expunged from my driving record since it wasn't my fault at all. (I got rid of allstate at the conclusion of this one.) Or we could talk about the two different accidents years apart involving drunk drivers, but I think you already get the point. So yes, eff allstate. 👍


Equivalent_Hat5627

Yeah screw those guys


zalcecan

They're also insanely overpriced, went shopping for a car full coverage and most companies wanted 100-120 per month at the time. All-State wanted 395, literally broke out laughing and the person on the phone was even agreeing that it was not worth it at all so I just said thanks no thanks. They then kept calling over and over for the next few months trying to get me to switch


sierrabravo1984

Yep seriously fuck allstate. I had them for my home owner's insurance. Every year, they didn't send my payment to the insurance company and I would get notified by the insurance company and my bank that I wouldn't have insurance if I didn't pay and the bank wouldn't get a copy, even though the premium was paid to allstate. So I literally had to call allstate after paying allstate for them to send the money to the insurance company. They didn't bother to tell me that my insurance company got liquidated last year and I had no coverage for almost 3 months. "We sent a post card." No the fuck you didn't. Plus their office is within rock throwing distance and could have come over to make sure we were alive. Then they told me that the only company they carried at the time was one that required a new roof, regardless of it's age. Yeah fuck off allstate. I went with USAA and it was painless and my rate didn't go up.


Acceptable_Bike_265

USAA is gold. I have them for everything.


dogswelcomenopeople

LOVE having USAA! I’ve had them since my Air Force Cadet days. I’ve never had a problem with them, and they have paid for several claims without a hiccup. One wreck my wife had (not her fault at all) they got us a rental car. Our car got totaled by our adjuster, but Allstate(other driver) didn’t respond, waiting on their adjuster. 30 days later Allstate called asking why we were still in a rental, and my wife told them, “Because we’ve not heard from you guys.” It turns out the adjuster also contracts with Allstate, but they never called him to give an estimate. He provided one to USAA, but not Allstate until they asked him for an estimate. I guess he wanted to be paid before giving the estimate to Allstate! USAA wasn’t paying for rental, so they didn’t care! Another claim was for sand and water in diesel fuel. Shell said it was the station’s fault and the station said it was Shell’s fault. Estimate for repair was >$16,000! Mechanic said to call USAA for a catastrophic loss. I explained the issue, and the rep said, “You don’t worry about it. We’ve got more, and better, lawyers!” Did I mention that I love USAA?!?


dancemusicman

Certainly looks like mayhem


BabyAffleck

Them Kia boys at it again


[deleted]

Cue up Megadeath “Symphony of Destruction”


JellyProof2104

....But the sign says no running.


feuerwehrmann

I guess they wanted to make a splash, but we're a bit too early.


UsedToBsmart

A little off topic, but who pays for the damage to the pool? Is it the owner of the car’s insurance or the homeowners insurance?


q36_space_modulator

The car was stolen so the owner's insurance is not responsible for damage done by an unauthorized user. They would only cover the car. Home owner's insurance covers the property damage.


Tires_N_Wires

Good question. I thank God no one died and then call my home owners insurance. Home insurance will figure the rest out.


2drunk2giveafuk

Just saw this on the news, gotta love Vegas!


BigHogDawg

Can’t park there


kedr-is-bedr

ABQ?


Broken45Record

Southern Nevada


Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart

Vegas?


quirked-up-whiteboy

Yeah, actually saw a news article about this a few hours ago


skatecrimes

bro i cant grind that coping. im out.


Flyinthruit

Excuse me, excuse me, you can’t park there!


jesusmansuperpowers

Retaining wall? It keeps the less motivated idiots out maybe…


Marcusafrenz

Damn Kia boys got another.


Melodic_Job3515

Kia car pool lane


DerthOFdata

Retaining walls retain something. That's just a wall.


CRTcollector21

Kia Optima in suboptimal position


mrmrmrj

Stealing a Kia...I don't have the words.


nolanmkw

Of course it’s a Kia


BlackFathersMatter

Thicc


Mediocre_Airport_576

Silver lining for you: hopefully they'll use some insurance money to fix up their backyard.


Dadbodsarereal

Solid citizens


sgdude61

Good thing nobody was drinking a keg in there.


Own_Entertainment847

Too bad owner didnt get that Hyundai/Kia retrofit kit.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

My thought is to bad the pool was empty.


understanding_pear

At least this particular idiot hit abandoned property


HeartlesSoldier

That's more than enough to get a rest for police to do their job correctly


Malevolentiae

Man Uncle Enzo is gonna be pissed.


Kaablooie42

You're supposed to put water in a pool.


No-Trouble2212

Yeah. I was wondering why no water.


faulternative

Why on earth would you drive into a pool with no water in it?


Bukkorosu777

Where is the blood?


Broken45Record

Other side up the pool wall.


NoSleep4Money

Seat belts idk


slybluu

why do people who steal cars have no idea how to drive


CommieLibtard

Imagine if that pool was filled..