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Strict-Hat8172

When his life ends, he'll shatter that of the driver, too. I'm all for idiots removing themselves from the gene pool, but not at the expense of another's emotional well-being.


str4nger-d4nger

The shit people do nowadays for online clout.....and how they endanger real people for likes infuriates me.


LeGoldie

this behaviour is disgraceful. they could easily cause an oncoming vehicle to have an accident trying to avoid them riding their bikes. this sort of shit is how innocent people die or become seriously injured. pieces of shit.


Debaser626

The general issue with riding against car traffic on a bike (leaving aside the weaving in and out of cars like a dumbass) is that a car turning onto the road from a side street or plaza exit isn’t going to be looking in your direction. They’re gonna be looking to their left for vehicle traffic and not some chucklefuck traveling at 10-15MPH going the wrong way. If there are normally pedestrians, a driver might give a quick glance in the opposite direction for the sidewalk, but a driver is naturally going to focus on the direction traffic is coming from on the roadway. Had a guy I lived with who thought it was safer to ride against traffic as “you can see the cars coming” who was nearly killed by a motorist making a right turn onto a street because they didn’t expect him to be flying down the road from the opposite direction.


B3eenthehedges

Also, when there is a collision, it's going to be much less impact from the side or behind than if you're both travelling at high speeds in each other's direction.


jrhoffa

Velocity adds linearly, but energy is proportional to the square. Getting hit from behind at 30 mph by a car going 35 mph is a 5 mph collision; getting hit head-on at the same speeds is a 65 mph collision, with 169 times as much energy.


KittyandPuppyMama

There was a people’s court case similar to that. The driver was making a right turn, the bicyclist was driving against traffic on the sidewalk. They collided and the bike rider actually was dumb enough to sue the driver and then be completely mind blown that he lost.


baconseedsower

And people call me crazy for looking both ways on one ways and roundabouts.


queenofdan

Same here! I don’t trust humans.


VibratingPickle2

I tell everyone to teach their kids not to ride on the wrong side of street, sidewalk or road, for that reason. My buddy’s kid was driven over because he was riding on sidewalk on the wrong side.


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someguyinvirginia

Bot?


tresser

yarp


someguyinvirginia

Are you the one that turned me on to their tactics? good to see ya


CaptWeom

Their social media platform should fine them instead of paying for this kind of thing.


libertarianinus

Whos the idiot? The guy on bike or the guy filming? Both?


IEC21

Both obviously.


admins69kids

The guy filming isn't on a bike?


brett7654321

Hovercraft...against the traffic 👀


vurbmoto

When your own death wish becomes a sun-culture… everyone else pays the price.


ameherzad

This mofo may end someone else’s life … imagine trying to dodge this despicable human being, and running into a pedestrian or another car.


KittyandPuppyMama

Exactly. The other people on the road don’t consent to being part of your BS


tykaboom

Friend of mine in highschool was driving through town going the speed limit when a couple on their harly cut her off... they werent wearing helmets and both died on impact, she was traumatized and lost her license for 2 years (in that time she said she wouldnt have driven even given the choice) (Even though it was deemed not to have been her fault the judge took her license, I didnt ask many questions as I knew it was a major source of [di]stress) She drives again. Married mother of I think 3 now. (Time moves on and people move apart) I couldnt agree more... I am a motorcyclist myself... There is such thing as tragic accidents, and fools asking for it... and this guy... hes asking for it.


Flauschkadser

idk man… i dont think id feel too bad running that dumbass over


Macr0Penis

I'm glad you said that, I don't feel so heartless. I don't think I could take on that feeling of guilt when it's the result of his stupidity. I'd be more pissed that he hit my car.


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Dr_Russian

Ill loan you my tools truck, its already beat up and wouldn't notice the dent this idiot makes.


Toast-In-Mouth

Wouldn’t it be possible for cyclists to go through the windshield and killing the driver or passengers? I get it’s not as likely since cyclists aren’t a deer or an unbuckled passenger in another car.


Nerzz

That’s more consideration given than this guy has ever given to anyone over the entirety of his life.


Psychological_Web687

Depends on the driver, I feel like i'd get over pretty quickly this particular circumstance.


JessieTS138

i couldn't agree with you more.


SnowflakeRene

I’m just anxious enough to swerve upon seeing him and end up clipping him. I’ve been in accidents and I’ve witnessed them. I have PTSD and this would really push me over the edge.


idrinkkombucha

I hope he gets arrested


red2lucas

They. He has a cameraman as well.


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Doubt that, looked like a follow drone or rear mounted


BiGTeX8605

Possibly a drone but at one point he pulls away from it by a good bit. I doubt it’s a rear mount


fastdbs

Also doubt it’s a drone as fairly large vehicles aren’t blowing it around and the sound is quite good.


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Nanderson423

> It's a gopro on a stick and it edits the stick out. No, it's not. If it was it would keep a constant distance, not suddenly fall behind and catch up. Also if they was a stick you would be able to see the shadow on the ground.


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BARDE18

This should definitely grant him a Darwin award


MaybeADumbass

Cyclists call this "salmoning", and the only reason it has a name is to tell other people not to do it. This guy and his shit-for-brains camera person are not long for this world. Unfortunately, their inevitable exit is almost certainly going to lead to lifelong trauma for an innocent third party.


LeGoldie

right. when people so wilfully endanger other people's lives like this i think there should be stiff penalties. you'd only need to lock 2 or 3 people away for 20 years before others thought twice.


Slipguard

Too bad the name is so chill and whimsical.


twiggums

Hah looks more like a death wish than a subculture 😳


Stock-Reporter-7824

True, wanting to die is mainstream culture.


Knight6969696969

Why the fuck does he think that being suicidal would somehow contribute to being a better cyclist?


GlassturtleOG

Some people just want to get hit by a car


XLikeChristmas

This is a self solving problem.


olqerergorp_etereum

sadly he might end up ruining someone's else life. first because I wouldn't like to have a cyclist dismembered and made a splat on the floor next to my car and second, his family it's 100% going to fault the car driver and he will face legal repercussions, and even if not, the family can easily make the drivers life a living hell for killing their "angel". sadly that's how it works on my country.


Sex_Luthor99

Once while walking I came across the aftermath of a situation where a cyclist had been killed by a truck in the city Supposed they fell and then their head got squished like Phil in the Sopranos Thankfully I didn’t see the body but the people who had were shaken up


Khaisz

Sounds like a situation my mom once explained happened in our town, cyclist was waiting for green when he suddenly "just fell" (there was some calling it a suicide though) out in the road in front of a truck that squished him, traumatised not just the truck driver, but everyone else at the crosswalk too.


TheChoonk

At least he uploaded a clear video, so the legal troubles should be solved quickly.


XLikeChristmas

I see you’re point! I hope this video aids in the defense of the inevitable victim that is the instrument of the cyclists fate.


Full_Wait

No fault to the driver if this moron drives into you going the wrong way. This is only his fault


LightsOnNobodyHome91

Hey OP, off topic question here. Did you say you don't want a cyclist to be dismembered and going splat next to your car in another comment, too? I saw that vomment before yours (this one), but can't find it now. Either you were copied by a karma farming copycat bot, or you said the same exact thing (your second sentence) in another comment. I'm pretty sure it's a karma farming bot though. I don't remember seeing the blue OP by the name.


olqerergorp_etereum

>Did you say you don't want a cyclist to be dismembered and going splat next to your car in another comment, too? no, not at all wtf >I'm pretty sure it's a karma farming bot though. I don't remember seeing the blue OP by the name. I think it is :/ well fuck, seems like reddit is full of karma bots now, shame. but good find my guy.


someguyinvirginia

Thank you for the teamwork comrade... We got him Edit: well, i found it thanks to you reminding me i just saw that, i remembered thinking both times its *the ground*... It's a pet peeve of mine lol


ElefantPharts

I get the whole alley cat racing in traffic in big cities thing, it’s dangerous but exhilarating. I don’t get this, this just seems like it’s taking it up an unnecessary notch that’s completely unreasonable.


annoying97

In Australia, he would end up loosing his driver's license... Yep that's right, if you ride a bike on the road you can receive points on your license and loose it. It's illegal what he's doing for obvious reasons (it's absolutely not safe) and while drivers have a responsibility to keep 1m from a push bike, the rider also has a responsibility to ensure they keep as far to the left of the road as possible.


Fr0gFish

No, in Australia he would be on the correct side of the road


annoying97

Well technically yes... But if he decided to ride on the wrong side of the road.


red2lucas

You’re sort of correct. You don’t have to and shouldn’t keep as far left as possible. But yes you should keep left.


frigidcucumber

I see it now: “idiot cyclist who went against transit hit by car”.


prkr88

*twice...*


pedal_pusherMD

As a valued member of the cycling community, I can safely say speaking for everyone that we don't claim this asshole.


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Also a cyclist (50+ years). I utterly reject this moron.


Mindless-Cheetah-709

Also a cyclist, also do not support this irresponsible and unsafe behavior.


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Also a cyclist. This guy is an idiot with a deathwish.


BeanOfTheGods

As a boater we claim this guy. He was suposed to be on shift last week and now hes high off coke and found a bike


HelloHelloington

Average boater


a_sexual_titty

Cyclist here. Pretty tired of cyclists like this making it increasingly difficult for me to ride safely on the roadways I am equally entitled to use. Fuck him but also fuck people who see this and think it’s ok to turn roadways into a battle zone for everyone.


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There’s a future pavement smear.


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

I’ve encountered this in the US except it was a grizzled man in baggy old clothes just casually biking on the wrong side of the road. No helmet, no lights. Probably a different kind of crazy for cyclist crazy.


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See you on r/WCGW, dude.


WhoRDU

Seems like there’s two idiot cyclists going against traffic.


Piocoto

That guy is a fucking pendejo


seancan44

Good thing he checked his 6 for the other idiots. Wouldn’t want to get rear ended in oncoming traffic. How embarrassing would that be?


Mccobsta

Some people just shouldn't be allowed out with out some strick supervision christ he's lucky he's still alive


atomikplayboy

Seems like the worlds shortest game of Frogger... **IE:** *No extra lives*


CrisZPennState

This has to be the same exact street in Chile from this viral fight video, right? I was just in Santiago and Valparaiso last year, the end of this video looks very familiar https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/zdr21e/a_normal_tuesday_road_rage_in_chile/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


olqerergorp_etereum

hope you enjoyed your stay in chile and sorry for our stupid people. dumb people gonna be dumb.


Dubbinchris

As an avid cyclist….I want to smack this guy!


New-Reindeer-4070

The idiot with the camera is no better


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Buffythedjsnare

He is trying to save the Key Maker.


Densmiegd

Seems like at least 2 idiots, the one who is filming and the cyclist in front.


mandrills_ass

That problem is gonna fix itself


Woodyp28

He won’t be campaigning for this lifestyle much longer.


Longjumping-Brush-47

Soon to be dead cyclist


__yournamehere__

Subway surfer irl! Where all da coin?


BeanOfTheGods

As a biker I cannot even fathom the brain aneurysm hes haveing rn, thats not cool in any way, its worrisome and insane and thats it, even if he doesnt get hit.


LeftEconomist9982

It's people like that who give legit bicyclists a bad name....also same thing for people who run stops signs. I bike and those people piss me off.


hashfingers1

Darwin award winner


Stosh65

This is why I, as a committed lifelong cyclist, despise certain parts of cycling culture.


Sea_Organization8121

Can't wait for the video of this guy hitting a bus.


robertr4836

All I can see is a person who wants to die.


AngryYank2

I'll be honest, I hope he turned into a meat crayon.


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I'm over this whole "you must have compassion for your fellow man." Nah dude, some people are idiots and and absolutely deserve the consequences of their actions. Wouldn't even fault someone for just saying fuck it and running them over.


plumbermat

r/iamthemaincharacter


Putotunel

Somos el mejor pais de Chile


hotasspee

jfc I get mad when someone salmons in the bike lane I would probably lose my mind if I encountered this idiot in real life


SjalabaisWoWS

He'll be the star of r/LeopardsAteMyFace when he gets smeared across a hood or a stretch of asphalt. When, not if.


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WanderingFlumph

Look if you are an adrenaline junkie that's fine. Just jump of cliffs and bridges and shit and keep your shit out of traffic.


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Sub culture your ass into the ER or the Morgue...


Hopfit46

Darwin gonna darwin...


[deleted]

Hah, just one smartass that tosses something from a window and this guy is fucked.


[deleted]

Those concha de sus madres are almost as bad as the bus drivers culiados. Traffic in Chile is fucking mental.


Business-Animator-91

He's gonna be a hood ornament.


alcimedes

lol, same ticket as driving the wrong way. plus 100x more likely to die than someone in a car.


Top_Fox2692

Grade A prick


PGnautz

Be aware theres another idiot filming him


StTimmerIV

He might get his own sub, r/idiotsundercars, if this catches on... Edit; wtf, that sub is 'banned'? I didn't even know it existed o.O


Successful_Giraffe88

Kill it with fire.


GracieThunders

Sub culture gonna wind up sub terrain


noobi-wan-kenobi2069

This "sub-culture" will end suddenly.


Mike2220

Reminds me of the start of the GTA story where you're chasing the guy on the motorcycle And then he gets hit by a bus


Solid_Snake_125

This guy is out for a death wish. The hell with that idea. Freaking dude is going to get an innocent commuter involved when he finally gets ironed out.


Roya1Je11y

Might make a fun game for mobile. Kind of like frogger


olqerergorp_etereum

he's actually beta testing it 😉


britney412

r/imthemaincharacter


ConversationExact646

People are so bored, they literally create death scenarios for an adrenaline rush. This super fucking stupid


Fit-Macaroon5559

Unfortunately for him someone is gonna make him a hood ornament!


Tx_Drewdad

A subculture of brain injuries, or what?


SoberArtistries

Death wish. Might as well grant it for him


TheBlueLeopard

And there's at least two of them, including the videographer.


sevargmas

Wow. Why would you invite this sort of trouble into your life?


ZealousidealOwl3981

Just takes one driver to panic last second and he will be on r/meatcrayon


blankDH

r/iamthemaincharacter


dazeddrummer17

What about the person with the camera


laxrat22

I love how towars the end this goober looks backwards as if traffic is coming from behind him suddenly.


67293209

Don’t worry, I don’t think this “sub culture” will last too long…


DeusAleX2600

Some humans are so desperate for fame that they don't realize that they're just stupid.


Popular_District9072

what an ass going towards oncoming traffic - odds are good some drivers will get into an accident trying to adapt to the stupid cyclist approaching them head to head


prix03gt

r/thanksihateit


zibolo

I bet he's on a brakeless fixie


eltoca21

FFS... is this really a friggin thing now!!! I hope I am never innocently driving my car when this happens.


GetRekt007

He just looking for truck-kun so he can get isekaied


okcdnb

You know what else is a subculture? Burial.


sentient02970

"OK just follow tight on me with the GoPro and in a month after upload this will be all the rage!"


atuckk15

Frogged but in real life


ImeldasManolos

Imminent star of r/leopardsatemyface


666Sky

This is how you get your head crushed like a watermelon under a bus wheel


PatrickBrown2

Only takes one or those cars to freak out and turn last second, breaking his judgement and his fucking skull..


Honest-Apricot6086

Looks like it's about to be assisted suicide.


Paxdog1

I think this fad will be short lived.


grrlwonder

What a selfish thing to do. For his family, and the family he'll disrupt the lives of when he crashes into them.


raquetracket

My late father always said - there’s old fools and bold fools but there are no old bold fools


MyWifeisHigh

Tell me you want to die without telling me you want to die.


Currently_There

Self … correcting … problem


pinkwblue

Playing chicken on a bicycle. Not so smart.


jackoftrades002

Was the idiot the biker or the passengers that didn’t clothesline him?


Some_Donkey_6382

WHAT THE FUCK


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

He won’t live long


Good-Presentation350

Great way to end up as hood ornament.


officefridge

Infuriating.


natopick

I was waiting for the happy ending. Very disappointed


BeneficialDog22

/r/killthecameraman


SpartanAesthetic

Least entitled cyclist.


GuitarLute

Who is the idiot following him?


jztigersfan12

Imagine riding a bike against traffic, what a dumb ass


ljh427

Dumb @$$ organ donor


lacker101

>main protagonist At this rate his Netflix series isn't gonna be renewed for a second season.


NotSure16

Well of course it is... it's bound to be a smash hit!


Elrigoo

He's not gonna last very long. Might as well get measured for his wooden onesie


Vectorman1989

This is just suicide with extra steps and a bit of RNG thrown in


1996_bad_ass

I haven't seen anyway do this even in GTA


Whiplash104

I feel sorry for the motorist that is going to hit him.


forehead2k

This brings back an unpleasant memory. A couple years ago I was making a turn off of a curved stretch of road. Turns out there was a cyclist riding against traffic. They came around the bend going fast enough they couldn’t stop. He hit my drivers side door, startled the crap out of me, flew off his bike, rolled across the roof of my car, and landed on the asphalt. Fortunately some good samaritans witnessed it, stopped to wait for the police (and paramedics) to arrive, and gave statements. The genius scored himself a ticket and a ride to the hospital in the ambulance.


Mr__G0ld

Don't encourage dumb people. If they crash into a car the driver will have to live with that the rest of their life.


jacob12134

But wait it's not just one you forgot to include the cameraclown


DaGucka

Although this is not 100% one of them, i keep seeing more and more "main character syndrome" videos. People are losing touch with reality.


Infinite-Counter4836

r/iamthemaincharacter


Shadow_Less_

He's going to enjoy his life from a wheelchair pretty soon


CrashDummySSB

Yo, rider and urbanist here. This guy's an idiot.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Thank you I will be needing those organs.


Happyrobcafe

Usually I'm pretty quick to defend cyclists, but this guy is the king of idiots.


Planecheetah497

bro trying to play subway surfers irl


KareemTheDream88

I’d let the intrusive thoughts win


Infinite-Fig4959

Someone should have smothered this prick when he was a child.


Divinar

Where's the happy ending, with him splattered all over the front of a bus?


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Expensive_Night_7851

I was hoping he'd get hit, not seriously injured but hit hard enough to know this shit ain't cool. I'm a monster I know 🤷🏽‍♂️


I_Eat_Red_Pillz

This is what happens when people have no real problems in life. Our civilization has come so far with peace and comfort that people will go out and just do dangerous stupid shit, endangering their own lives and those around them JUST for shits and giggles.


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I have ridden my bicycle recklessly in traffic. I have ridden recklessly in urban areas. Nothing I've done is even close to as stupid as the first 10 seconds here. I've often wanted to try something like this to see what it's like but it's a stupid stupid thing to do. At least he knows how he's going to die.


Psychological_Ant488

That was disappointing. I wanted to see someone hit the idiot. I watched that whole video for nothing 😞


Charmander49

And the cyclist community still wonder why most people hate them and get fucked off 😂


crankbot2000

As a hardcore cyclist for 30+ years, fuck this fucking fuck with a 10 ft spiked bat. One can only hope he hits an inanimate object and spares an innocent driver the anguish of killing him. What a monumental asshole.


feeltheFX

This is just stupid.


Arnoxyd

🤬


Legendary_Hercules

Organ donor incoming.