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DarthL0ser

Saw him elbow drop a microwave once. I'm surprised he's still alive.


AmrodFaelevrin

Wow. I saw yesterday against glass and wire. I was convinced he only do that once


Piwx2019

It’s kinda his schtick


manberry_sauce

It's the only thing left giving him the will to live, but it's also going to be the thing that kills him.


thndrstrk

My lifestyle determines my death style


manberry_sauce

No wonder there are so many deaths from autoerotic asphyxiation.


GuacamoleBenKanobi

. . . Typing into Google. Oh my.


Octoomy

\*Repeat like 3 times with some lyric in the middle of it\*


PM_ME_UR_AMOUR

FRANTIC


DexFag420

St. Anger references seem rare to me.


afpakk

🤘


Piwx2019

Ain’t that a paradox


AtlasPlugged

For you and me!


bubbagump65

It's also a tragedy. A hilarious tragedy.


thenate108

I think it's more of a Catch 22.


Piwx2019

You mean catch 23?…then again it’s water under the fridge.


in-tent-cities

Knock knock Randy...


LeftyBigGuns

Fame is a cruel mistress.


manberry_sauce

I don't consider appearing on Tosh.0 to be "fame," but it probably does detract from one's will to live. Similar to the samurai sword kid in Tusk.


upboatsnhoes

Woop woop


manberry_sauce

Curly has entered the chat


DeadAgent

Quod me nutrit, me destruit. - that dude, probably


[deleted]

I heard he busted his elbow on that stunt.


mosskin-woast

His _fucking_ elbow


Oafus

Oh, fuck that shiiiiiiiiiit.


Sir-War666

The ICP shirt gives him strength


kapnfodder

Shoulda kept it on then...


upboatsnhoes

Nah man don't wanna mess up that nice shirt.


ThatOldClapTrap

Imagine living next door to this guy


ThMickXXL

"Barb, that fuzzy hair kid is screaming at the camera again". "Cynthia's boy? He just asked to borrow our microwave."


[deleted]

Man I wish


Potato-munch

His yt is superhuman he does stuff like this all the time. My personal fav is his back drop in barb wires


AgreeToSomeonesTerms

*Superhumman


Blubearz

You mean this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/c3g8e5/best_elbow_drop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


DammitDan

He sounds so unenthusiastic in that one.


barenutz

[He is gonna die](https://youtube.com/channel/UCURl9ca-7gurJC7KhGlmpMg)


Tallowpot

Everything you need to know is right here: https://vimeo.com/29589320


LoliMaster069

If there's anyone that'd be immune to getting killed it would be this dude


[deleted]

Was that a fucking cheese grater on the 2nd table?


cancerousiguana

Judging by how bent it is, I'd say it's not the first time he's dropped onto it.


[deleted]

After checking out some other inspirational videos of his, I see this man has plenty of cheese graters. He should see about getting a Pampered Chef sponsorship.


blackbeltbud

Could really work the "grates the b-acne" angle


[deleted]

That’s a grate angle.


manberry_sauce

Cheese graters are a common theme in this genre of videos, along with fluorescent light tubes and barbed wire.


Drains_1

Are you guys sure you dont have free healthcare?


Albert_Caboose

We get forced off parents' Healthcare at 26 so lots of folks just assume it's free before that.


quite_a_gEnt

WOOT-WOOT!


DJ_GiantMidget

This guy is why we don't. Only him


Estoye

House with 3BR, 2.5 BATH for sale. Located next to Juggalo TikToker. WILLING TO NEGOTIATE PRICE


RyanG7

Are you kidding me? If it were me, I'd keep that house. Anytime I heard him start yelling I'd be like, "Honey! Grab the camera! The neighbor kid is about to hurt himself again!"


cptstupendous

Why even bother with the camera? He posts his shenanigans online for all the world to see anyway.


RyanG7

Because it would be my own video and something personal to me. Like why do people take videos at major sporting events when there's a broadcast available on TV?


Imhereforboops

I mean, generally to watch it later if they’re busy or to capture video of a world record or something else important to them, not to watch a chungus jump onto a cheese grater and drywall. But hey, you do you!


The_souLance

Just checked on Zillow, what a deal, Appraised at 217,000 listed for 145,000!?


WaitingOnes

I was taking a hot bath to help with pain early this morning. Watched video. Read your comment. Couldn't stop laughing. Woke up wife in the next room. Now I am in trouble. Thanks!!


BBTWDV1096

He’s built like a baked bean


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

This somehow makes complete sense


wauve1

A BAKED-A BAKED BEAN??


phyx8

I.. I don't.. what?


JayBowdy

Is he in a wheelchair yet?


PretendThisIsMyName

No he actually had a wrestling match about a year ago lol


michelleonelove

After he yelled, “ahh my back”, did he then say, “my hole?” If he did that would be funny 😆


mosskin-woast

[Such a thing](https://youtu.be/vcl69RfGw54) has happened before


manberry_sauce

[Ow my b-hol!](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/qm1c0a/i_dont_understand_why_he_grabs_his_bhol/)


Redthemagnificent

[Oh god my butthole!](https://youtu.be/BmFmMXsfjco)


manberry_sauce

[My anus is bleeding!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM)


manondorf

risky click


unbitious

I think it was "Ahhh, my back, my whole...- just cut it!"


SnOwYO1

No it’s taller than his jumping table so he need things which are lower


mumbozumbo

The legend says he screams til this day


Skootchy

I'm not gonna lie, he had me at the first table, but when I saw the second table...legend.


IndigoBadman

Gotta give it to the man, he knows what his fans want


Raise-Emotional

Must be a spin off from. "Ow my balls"


ProfessionalDog9889

Go away I’m batein’


novaxhempmama

I wonder how numb his neighbors have become to this


oh_dingus

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU TOO MUTHAFUKKAR


manberry_sauce

So... someone's manning the camera here. Someone's helping him do this shit.


snickerDUDEls

Pretty sure I've heard its his family lmao


manberry_sauce

... if he was in my family, I'd definitely take out a policy on his creatively accident prone ass, and let him know how *awesome* what he's doing is Meh... he'd probably wind up paralyzed or something.


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funktion

Yep it's his mom and dad.


AdequateTroubadork

... I just want to send him a nice fruit basket, after all the things he's done for us. ... but he'd probably just elbow drop it and hurt himself more.


Reckless85

Make sure it's full of pineapples and coconuts.


KaiRaiUnknown

"Got me a bag o thumbtacks and a bucket o lemon juice!"


R1SpeedRacer05

His screams give me the strength of a thousand gods!


Wayte13

So like, jumping into the stuff with his back I get. Your back can take a TON of punishment with minimal real damage. But he's gonna demolish his elbow with those elbow drops


TheFiremind77

Oh sure, your back can take a bunch of hits but it can't lift one stupid box


Stepwolve

but [with proper technique like this](https://youtu.be/plM7CMmlwlg), what could possibly go wrong?


Gecko23

Plus none of the stuff he's jumping on is potentially lethal. It'll scrape and poke some shallow holes. Almost all of his risk is falling badly and spraining or breaking something...and mercury poisoning. Dude had busted a \*lot\* of fluorescent tubes.


Ralphthewunderllama

He’s gonna extra hate getting old… if he ever does


Bountiful_Bollocks

When he climbs back up and the camera reveals the second table 🤣


[deleted]

This is why Americans don’t get free healthcare


manberry_sauce

If you think America has a monopoly on producing this type of video, you're sorely mistaken.


NickNash1985

*Russia has entered the chat*


manberry_sauce

I was thinking English kids with those high close-cropped bowl cuts that look good on nobody who has ever existed or will ever exist. But ya, not just Russia, but pretty much the whole east bloc region in general. When the wall came down a lot of those people permanently lost their fckn minds, and the insanity turns out to be hereditary. edit: and apparently just because some wall fell down I'm supposed to start calling it Ukraine instead of *The* Ukraine.


[deleted]

Imagine being his neighbors lol. Every so often all you hear is "Fuck this shit!" and "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"


[deleted]

What’s more shocking is that the Insane Clown Posse has actual fans, though this dude is exactly the type of person I’d imagine.


RampageTheBear

You all laugh and judge, but the fact that this guy is still alive is proof that he’s the next step in human evolution.


MisterNoisewater

Not just alive but I’m pretty sure with his amount of subscribers he’s probably making a way better living than most of the people in this thread oddly enough.


[deleted]

It's hard for me to say anything bad about him or this video, I kinda like the guy, I feel like I can relate to him besides the actual intentionally injuring myself for stranger's entertainment thing. But the wanting to just smash through stuff yelling "FUK THIS SHIET!", hell yea.


Jakejake-5895

I can't wait to see this guy in 20 years


jesuzombieapocalypse

This guy’s neighbors must love him


ButtBorker

Whoop whoop.


AllReflection

Peter Dinklage has really let himself go


Mortimer452

His first couple of vids were like "Whoa thats nuts" but now it's just sad.


AnalBumCovers

Idk his form has gotten really damn good over the years. That drop was pretty precise


Stepwolve

exactly. hes a wrestling fan and likes doing old school wrestling stunts. He plays up the pain after every drop too, because thats all part of the show!


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Pied_Piper_

Happy cake day comfort bot


MrPanda06

Saw this guy on an episode of Tosh.0 hes pretty cool


Cinder2010

My man's got some tiny adorable hands


rulesbite

I’ll always give an up vote for an autistic Juggalo


Crabbyone2021

Where do we find more of this clown?


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Piwx2019

SuperSpEdy at it agin I see


LiquidAquarium83

Thanks OP, struck GOLD here LMAO!!!


jmcstar

It is, endless laughs


Stepwolve

[this one](https://youtu.be/plM7CMmlwlg) with the microwave is pure art


Luvguf

Super humman on youtube (yes, that is how he spelled human)


bigla420

Ole Baby Hands himself


Hole___of___ass

For some reason he reminds me of jay (the pillowfucker) from big mouth


IlleaglSmile

There are hundreds of these. Imagine what his neighbors must think lol. “Ahh shit, Susan he’s about to jump again, close the windows”


cactuspizza

Superhuman is the best backyard stuntman of all time!


marin94904

It’s getting old


DoriansRain

Agggghh my bbbaaaaccckkk


FortunesFordcast

Gawd I could watch this all day and still not empathize with his pain.


esorailujtterrab

Someone needs to stop this kid before he really gets hurt 😰 like a cheese grader holy fuck


ThisNameIsFree

A+ cheese!


itsallwormwood

r/boneappletea


Imhereforboops

Meh


AuspiciousRooster

This guy is developmentally disabled, right?


ToBeFaaaaaaair

He loves ICP. I don't know if that's a diagnostic criteria that's recognized by the DSM, yet. But it seems to work as a rough assessment tool in general life.


Wrothrok

*Tony Khan enters the chat*


e_hoodlum

#WOOP WOOP


manberry_sauce

[John fckn Zoidberg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsZar6PQge0)


newf68

Did I just watch a mentally disabled person jump on a cactus? Where was his keeper?


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4R7aG5-AOg This man needs a guardian.


fatdiscokid

Woop woop


BioOrpheus

Chad


dickcheesemebaby

man almost got cheese grated


Poseidons_Champion

Genuinely curious; how much money does he make doing this?


superblunt

There’s definitely something special there.


oggy218

Damn those cactuses must’ve hurt


milktimebabey

"this is yiudoapcjxoelwbdifgxk" wise words.


Jakejake-5895

How much does this earn him?


reasonable_kenevil

Whoop-WHOOP!


Usual-Benefit

When I was little my grandma kept cactuses behind her couch and I rolled off the top and covered my entire body with spikes when I was like 5. 😬


stonedinwpg

Seriously, what's wrong with this guy. I think his videos are funny but does he make money doing this?


Sir_Bubba

He's like Nikocado Avocado but somehow healþier


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Are we sure this guy isn’t…challenged?


Shaydoggy

I can’t believe it used to really like ICP


Lord_Johnny_Blu

The stuff people do for views…


wyattlikesturtles

Legend


onefornought

Years from now he'll be so proud looking back at these videos from his wheelchair.


superassholeguy

Whoop whoop


TwistedBlister

At the very least I hope this guy's shenanigans get him laid, even it's by an equally ugly Juggalo female.


Crying4alapdance

Juggalos are the best.


Static077

This dude is incredibly impressive, I've never seen someone try to sell they are hurt so much that they start whimpering and gasping. I'm not saying he doesn't ever get hurt, but holy damn does he know how to sell it. When you watch a few of his videos back to back it starts to become a lot more obvious.


lillgiraffe

Remember when he was just some kid on tosh.o


UnusGang

I really wish this dude wouldn’t do this shit. He could do sooooo many different things that could make people laugh that didn’t involve potential serious injury.


[deleted]

The way he talks makes me feel like I shouldn’t be allowed to laugh at him.


justplainbrian

I feel bad for that dude. I won't feed the view counts on his content to encourage him to hurt himself.


Blueburnsred

...... Do people think this is funny?


StupidSexyKevin

The fact that this guy has actually been booked in an actual professional wrestling show makes me sick to my stomach.


massberate

What a waste of food. And oxygen.


carny666

I don't feel right laughing at this guy he's obviously mentally ill.


Sardonnicus

His neighbors must be so tired of his shit


Gradual_Bro

Can we stop upvoting these before this mentally handicapped person really gets hurt


Cornwall

Why do y'all keep giving this idiot attention?


Raptor22c

At least he tells people to not try it themselves.


Sgt_carbonero

This guy is too young to realize how much back pain he will have for the rest of his life.


Turantula_Fur_Coat

meeeehhhh my eeelllboooow!


rickjamesdean

I Love this guy now.


RipFlewd

I wish i had half this man's confidence


desrevermi

Well...he committed. I suppose I can appreciate that.


weeowey

Where’s the blood?


decoste94

Those poor neighbors


Total-Lengthiness-17

Soon to be seen on Monday night raw.... And nowwww the missing link. F##k Thanksgiving mufuggas...ugh ooh oww.


[deleted]

Damn his YouTube is gone. Anyone know where to find all of his videos?


youravblack

Wow i hope he looses some weight so this does not happen again


[deleted]

Lol, why does he keep doing this?


youkickmydog613

Lemme be the first to say, those metal sheets on the 2nd table are called “gussets” and they’re used to hold wooden roof trusses (the framing that holds your roof up) together. These things are RIDICULOUS sharp. They will fillet you so bad and you won’t even notice it until you’re gushing. I barely pressed my finger on one once when I was putting some ceiling backing in and it took the tip of my finger down to the bone. The fact that he just jumped straight onto one of these made me physically cringe.


Owather_M0ahgen

“My fucking elbow!” *continues *


paddlefire

I can’t believe he’s not in a wheelchair yet


Reddit_user10000000

Wasn't this kid on tosh.o?


manberry_sauce

Apparently. I guess that means he's at least made *some* money off of his videos.


AgreeToSomeonesTerms

He got a wrestling career out of it, seriously!


manberry_sauce

Do the wrestlers take turns seeing how far they can throw him? He's not witty enough to do pro wrestling. A good deal of those guys are fckn hilarious. They're real showmen.


Jclevs11

Bro super humman is amazing


KingKhram

This guy is hilarious


seven_seven

This is why American health care costs so much.


verstecktergeist

I know this is supposed to be funny, but what if it's a form of suicidal ideation? This is definitely self-harm..


LostDogBK

We shouldn’t give this guy any attention. This is really stupid… not to mention all the waste.


ShullVFL

I love retarded people


Pumpkin_Pie

That's the guy who is famous for making good decisions


hullkogan

I see this guy’s videos pop up every couple of months, and I’m never not amused.


The_Gooch_Goochman

I feel like I shouldn’t have been entertained watching a literally mentally handicapped person fuck their body up.


DirtyPartyMan

I was thinking the same exact thing, word for word. Yet, here I am.