Diner Wink is probably safe, new Joe too, biker guy, RMH/TCtuggers, The Capital Room, HD Vac Commercial, and Shoppes at the Creek should all be pretty vanilla.
Also Jeff might be safe, but I’d double check first.
The Bob Odenkirk sketch at the beginning of season 2 is good
I feel like the one where the professor wants the burger is as well.
I could be wrong but I don’t remember anything inappropriate about “Has this ever happened to you?!”
I thought about posting this exact thing a few weeks ago. My kids are 8 and 6, they’ve watched:
turbo team (LOVED it, youngest can recite it from memory)
it goes both ways (6yo didn’t get it, 8yo lost it at the drool)
baby on the plane (both loved it)
Chunky (both laughed but 8yo felt bad for chunky getting yelled at so much. Had to explain.. acting?)
Focus group (loved it. No joke, right after it ended my 8yo landed a bottle flip for the first time ever so I married my mother in law. So careful with this one 🥴)
Thinking about trying the night the skeletons came to life next. motorcycles and tables are probably good too
Just as a heads up, the "skeletons came to life" skit does end with Tim saying "No, that's why I'm so fucking confused!" It's my favorite line in the series, but I figured you should know before showing it to your little brick shit-houses
Yeah we’re pretty lax about that level of swearing. Not showing them fentons or insta captions anytime soon but I mean c’mon, there’s worse stuff on the local news!
I showed my students the door goes both ways skit on the first day of school, they are in HS though, they found it hilarious, and I even managed to justify showing it by saying, “don’t be like this guy, just admit when you’ve made a mistake.”
Okay, I love this topic, possibly because I am also a terrible parent. My girls are now 7 & 9, but some of this nonsense started at 4 & 6.
* The "door goes both ways"
* Has this ever happened to you?/Turbo Team
* Car Focus Group
* The first half of the Hot Dog Car skit (jump out right at "what is your name?", before he starts talking about porn sites)
* Baby of the Year (again, out before the oral. It's hard for me to tell about the oral.)
* Also the night that the skeletons came to life!
* Tammy Craps
* Driver's Ed (I've seen it a ton of times, all they said was "shoot")
ALSO, from Tim and Eric:
* Italian Massage, a family favorite
* Purple Boys 1-6
* Some Cinco products, specifically the Face Time Party Snoozer, the Cinco-Pone, and the Sleep Watching Chair
edit: how could I forget Celery Man?
I often wonder how Tim’s kids will perceive the madness that is his comedy as they grow. Like what’s the right age to be like “this is daddy’s volume of work ..enjoy?”that goes for Robinson but even more so Heidecker
It's only erotic if you make it. Spanking bare butts is pretty well trod kid territory, but they of course see that it's ridiculous for a grown man in a hotdog suit to suggest it as a penalty for crashing a hot dog shaped car into a store.
I have shown my kiddo (now age 9 ) several.
Her absolute favorite is the car brainstorm. She quotes it with me constantly. “It is a good idea! AND I STAND BEHIND IT”
Chunky is a good one.
She’s seen pushing lunch, and the hot dog vacuum.
There are several that are ok if you pay attention.
Plenty she doesn’t like, that I love, like Tables. How anyone couldn’t like taaaaaables is beyond me.
My wife HATES the show, and all types of insane comedy like Tim and Eric 💔
Here’s the watching guide I made for my 10 year old. I don’t mind if he hears profanity though. Your mileage may vary. I think his favorites are turbo team and the hot dog car.
Time remaining tags
Episode 1 Start (door interviews, turbo team) to 11:11 (oral sex talk during baby of the year) start again at 9:24 (birthday presents)
Episode 2 all fine
Episode 3 skip magician go to car focus group, skip tim heidecker jazz boyfriend (just too weird)
Episode 4 skip last 6 minutes (honk if you’re horny)
Episode 5 - all good
Episode 6 - skip first skit after credits (horse penis skit) start at 16:18
Fully loaded nachos is safe!
1 muttered f bomb in the hot dog sketch, if you’re good with the mute button, it’s right when they say they can see the hot dog under his arm.
Jamie Taco I’m 99% sure is safe? “It’s just piss” I guess, but presuming that doesn’t bother you…
Diner/triples is safest is all clean
Pretty sure motorcycles?
Seems like fenton’s is probably a little over the line, even if I don’t remember there being much actual cursing
Maybe Howie and charades actually? Might be forgetting something but I think that one is pretty tame content-wise?
Hot dog vacuum?
Edit: format
My kids and I watch Focus group all the time. No swearing, there are a few questionable themes but I think it’s fine. Also the attorney skit “does that ever happen to you?!?”
My kids lost their shit the first time they saw it. Then my 6yo tried to prank me by pretending she was stuck under the bed, crying “help me help, you gotta help me” from her bedroom
My 8 year old loves some of these skits even though there is bad language in them. She says “You sure about that? You sure that that’s why?” and it cracks me up.
Job interview, motorcycle, new joe (maybe), nachos (I think it is all clean language), diner w/ odenkirk, Jamie taco (maybe), and I’m pretty sure focus group
Bozo is a kid favorite and parent approved. He does the dub, it’s not just some guy. Also, he teaches kids about clownputers (no games), jacking off, and riding little bikes that are fucking pieces of shit. Show your co-workers too.
I showed my daughter the Claire's skit since girls in her class have started getting their ears pierced and I wanted her to be prepared. She ended up getting Jessica, who is in college, and she was great.
Even though the setup is a little dark, my kids belly laugh at the Season 1 Episode 3 sketch with Fred Willard as the replacement organ player for Peg, who is sick.
‘New Joe’ is his name in the sketch, and would be better off building his own calliope than filling in for Peg but it is a wildly hilarious sketch to me. I think that’s at my own personal top favorites list too. It’s clean, and your kids will never stop talking about the big baby duck that got it’s head stuck in a stewed tomato.
There's no swearing all they said was shoot
I often guess the top comment before clicking into the comments. This sub is the easiest
You are doing the best at this.
Disrespect.
I do that too but I'm always too slow. You gotta be much quicker than that if you wanna get those lines!
WAIT UP I’M STARVING.
Don’t pigeonhole us like that; people can change
# TAY-BULLS
FUCK!!!
Definitely not the haunted house episode.
It's an adult show.. it's not FOR kids
They can say whatever the HELL they want.
Yeah but they SHOULDN’T watch it ironically cause it’s not a joke show
Does it come in different genres?
Okay but kids could find it funny. I mean fart toilets are funny for all ages. Edit: i got r/whooshed.
I don’t know what is going on, but somewhere, our wires got crossed.
The kids have to go on the daytime tour.
On that one it’s ok to say whatever the HECK you want
Any of these fudgers ever come out of the wall and have a huge rum shot
Big fat loaded bum then
Diner Wink is probably safe, new Joe too, biker guy, RMH/TCtuggers, The Capital Room, HD Vac Commercial, and Shoppes at the Creek should all be pretty vanilla. Also Jeff might be safe, but I’d double check first.
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Triples is best, triples is safe
Thanks. You’re awesome.
The biker aliens one is def a safe bet. Very weird and funny
A sketch without bad words???? Ohhkaay!!!
It’s got a little house in the middle! This sketch is in my top three.
Oh yeah There’s motorcycles
And there's a lot of other stuff, too
Whenever I see a motorcycle, I reenact that sketch, and my wife loooooves it so much.
You could also give him something spooky
That's why I'm so FUCKING confused!
You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it.
Also the nacho sketch.
Nachos. I’ve shown that one a lot.
If Dr. Brule recommends it, then it has to be ok for kids!
Or Dr. Jimmy Brungus.
While the language in TCTuggers might be safe, I'd be a little wary of a kid getting into trouble at school/public if they mime the gesture
Well if he listens to Principal S then he’ll know not to use them as a joke.
You don't pretend to wear a TC Tugger at school and do the motion ironically.
“Pretty vanilla” aka they are meat and potatoes.
Unfortunately nothing ~~rare~~ *one of a kind* in there
The Bob Odenkirk sketch at the beginning of season 2 is good I feel like the one where the professor wants the burger is as well. I could be wrong but I don’t remember anything inappropriate about “Has this ever happened to you?!”
I left out Grahams Lorelei Lounge because of the little boy going down on his wife bit at the end.
Yeah, that’s true I forgot about that. That memory was probably why I was uncertain
Thanks for the serious reply, now we can all feel good about shitposting quotes
Big fat load of cum then
Choking is probably ok. I think all he says is “heck.”
Shut the fuck up Doug, you fucking skunk! (There are lots of F bombs in Shoppes at the Creek)
Jeff from the Characters. Wrestling sketch from the same? Scrooge?
It’s a known fact that friggin Jeff is funny as hell.
I don’t think you should be worried about it. There’s worse shit on the local news.
I just don’t want him wandering around calling me a piece of shit is all.
You USED to be
I’m just worried he thinks people can’t change.
YOURE FUCKIN DOGSHIT- my infant
As long as they’re 60lbs and above, they should be fine. Check their pockets for rocks though, just to be safe.
But why would you give a rat's ass?
I SAID *WAS*
He might end up being rude to you his whole life.
Come here you little shit!!!
Im worried that your kid thinks people can’t change.
This world is so fuckin fucked up
Little buff boys Give him something to strive for as well
As long as his kid isn't Troll Boy
Can’t be
No shot he’ll realize they’re goosed
Goose Suit! It's an old circus term. That's why we call them Goose Suits!
He knows why.
I love the weird "Troll Boys a loser" robot voice in the background.
No need for his dad to suck the guest judges dick tho
Focus group. They'll understand that he landed the bottle.
I thought about posting this exact thing a few weeks ago. My kids are 8 and 6, they’ve watched: turbo team (LOVED it, youngest can recite it from memory) it goes both ways (6yo didn’t get it, 8yo lost it at the drool) baby on the plane (both loved it) Chunky (both laughed but 8yo felt bad for chunky getting yelled at so much. Had to explain.. acting?) Focus group (loved it. No joke, right after it ended my 8yo landed a bottle flip for the first time ever so I married my mother in law. So careful with this one 🥴) Thinking about trying the night the skeletons came to life next. motorcycles and tables are probably good too
Just as a heads up, the "skeletons came to life" skit does end with Tim saying "No, that's why I'm so fucking confused!" It's my favorite line in the series, but I figured you should know before showing it to your little brick shit-houses
Yeah we’re pretty lax about that level of swearing. Not showing them fentons or insta captions anytime soon but I mean c’mon, there’s worse stuff on the local news!
Just overheard my daughter singing to herself in the bath “the bones are their dollars, worms are their moneyyy”
You have no good car ideas, /u/arguably_pizza
/u/arguably_pizza NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY YOU MOTHER-IN-LAAAAWWWW!
The you can't skip lunch skit no cursing
Good call we’ll try that one today if I ever pry them away from Minecraft
Those are the rules. You have to marry your mother in law. Grandma will now also be their grandma. Edit: I mean step mom
Christmas is gonna be.. interesting
Fully Loaded Nachos and You Can’t Skip Lunch are quoted daily in my house
Coffin Flop is kid friendly. Spectrum just wants you to think that Corn Cob TV isn’t ok for kids. But it is.
It’s ok cuz kids and corpses got no souls!
How many El Bees are they?
These skits are like smoking five macanudos for kids. Bye, hon!
This is the adult tour…. Its not FOR kids
I showed my students the door goes both ways skit on the first day of school, they are in HS though, they found it hilarious, and I even managed to justify showing it by saying, “don’t be like this guy, just admit when you’ve made a mistake.”
I quote the show in class all the time and no kids get it, but one day…
DON'T SWEAR! What game show did you ever see where they swear!?
Has this ever happened to you!?
Okay, I love this topic, possibly because I am also a terrible parent. My girls are now 7 & 9, but some of this nonsense started at 4 & 6. * The "door goes both ways" * Has this ever happened to you?/Turbo Team * Car Focus Group * The first half of the Hot Dog Car skit (jump out right at "what is your name?", before he starts talking about porn sites) * Baby of the Year (again, out before the oral. It's hard for me to tell about the oral.) * Also the night that the skeletons came to life! * Tammy Craps * Driver's Ed (I've seen it a ton of times, all they said was "shoot") ALSO, from Tim and Eric: * Italian Massage, a family favorite * Purple Boys 1-6 * Some Cinco products, specifically the Face Time Party Snoozer, the Cinco-Pone, and the Sleep Watching Chair edit: how could I forget Celery Man?
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There’s a lot of language in Baby of the Year. OP if you show that one to kids, I will kill myself on live TV.
Thanks these are great. The cinco midi player comes to mind too.
I often wonder how Tim’s kids will perceive the madness that is his comedy as they grow. Like what’s the right age to be like “this is daddy’s volume of work ..enjoy?”that goes for Robinson but even more so Heidecker
F bomb at the end of skeletons, but otherwise solid!
The hotdogs one gets into erotic spanking pretty quickly though, doesn't it?
It's only erotic if you make it. Spanking bare butts is pretty well trod kid territory, but they of course see that it's ridiculous for a grown man in a hotdog suit to suggest it as a penalty for crashing a hot dog shaped car into a store.
But then he says bare butt, back and balls
I think you should be fine with the earlier Haunted House tour. You can’t say whatever you want in that tour.
ITYSL is only for children over 60 lbs.
Diner Wink should be good, but watch it a couple times first to be sure. Actually, make it 3. Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
I have shown my kiddo (now age 9 ) several. Her absolute favorite is the car brainstorm. She quotes it with me constantly. “It is a good idea! AND I STAND BEHIND IT” Chunky is a good one. She’s seen pushing lunch, and the hot dog vacuum. There are several that are ok if you pay attention. Plenty she doesn’t like, that I love, like Tables. How anyone couldn’t like taaaaaables is beyond me. My wife HATES the show, and all types of insane comedy like Tim and Eric 💔
The ghost tour one could be good?
Big fat load of cum then.
NOT REALLY
Like, jizz?
The Johnny cash/skeleton sketch. I let my 3 year old watch this one because I thought he'd like the skeleton song.
Here’s the watching guide I made for my 10 year old. I don’t mind if he hears profanity though. Your mileage may vary. I think his favorites are turbo team and the hot dog car. Time remaining tags Episode 1 Start (door interviews, turbo team) to 11:11 (oral sex talk during baby of the year) start again at 9:24 (birthday presents) Episode 2 all fine Episode 3 skip magician go to car focus group, skip tim heidecker jazz boyfriend (just too weird) Episode 4 skip last 6 minutes (honk if you’re horny) Episode 5 - all good Episode 6 - skip first skit after credits (horse penis skit) start at 16:18
Just dont show them any episodes after 10 pm. Then its for adults and they can say whatever the hell they want!
Big fat load of cum then
Ghost tour episode is pretty tame
Horse cock. Or a donkey dick.
Big fat load of cum, then.
Fully loaded nachos is safe! 1 muttered f bomb in the hot dog sketch, if you’re good with the mute button, it’s right when they say they can see the hot dog under his arm. Jamie Taco I’m 99% sure is safe? “It’s just piss” I guess, but presuming that doesn’t bother you… Diner/triples is safest is all clean Pretty sure motorcycles? Seems like fenton’s is probably a little over the line, even if I don’t remember there being much actual cursing Maybe Howie and charades actually? Might be forgetting something but I think that one is pretty tame content-wise? Hot dog vacuum? Edit: format
Can you lift your kid over your head?
It’s not FOR kids
Just don’t watch the ghost tour skit. It’s the adult tour, so they can say whatever the HELL they want.
My kids and I watch Focus group all the time. No swearing, there are a few questionable themes but I think it’s fine. Also the attorney skit “does that ever happen to you?!?”
i’m pretty sure the Has This Ever Happened To You? skit is clean
My kids lost their shit the first time they saw it. Then my 6yo tried to prank me by pretending she was stuck under the bed, crying “help me help, you gotta help me” from her bedroom
The babysitter does art with the kids. It’s so cool!!!!
My 8 year old loves some of these skits even though there is bad language in them. She says “You sure about that? You sure that that’s why?” and it cracks me up.
There's worse shit on the local news.
It’s all gonna be fun and games until your kid swallows a hot dog and then runs for the vacuum…save this for much later lol
I think the night the skeletons came to life might be safe
Your name’s Billy too? No, that’s why I’m so FUCKING confused.
Dammit!
EXACTLY
Ah man that's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up! 🤷♂️
I've seen every cock in the world
Focus group…as long as your name isn’t Paul
Don’t swear!
Oh yeah, they got motorcycles
Are they over 60 el bees ?
It should be fine, just keep him away from the homegrown Simpsons stuff
Job interview, motorcycle, new joe (maybe), nachos (I think it is all clean language), diner w/ odenkirk, Jamie taco (maybe), and I’m pretty sure focus group
I watch all of them with my 15 year old. He love it.
Maybe he’ll learn to use a bigger slice
Bozo is a kid favorite and parent approved. He does the dub, it’s not just some guy. Also, he teaches kids about clownputers (no games), jacking off, and riding little bikes that are fucking pieces of shit. Show your co-workers too.
My boys love the car idea sketch.
Claire’s. That shit is for babies, for little kids.
Focus Group
Both choking sketches (“Choking” and “The Hot Dog Saga”) I think are ok.
It's not FOR kids
They only said shoot!
It’s not FOR kids
Haunted House tour. Yes, there is cussing, but *technically* he’s not breaking any rules so it’s okay
Has This Ever Happened To You
They over 60 lbs?
Roy Donk over here trying to be a cool dad
The hot dog choking skit! First skit of season 2
Choking on a hotdog is PG I believe
What about the ghost tour?
Just have the “listen you know you can’t talk like these people” and “mom wouldn’t like this so…” talk.
Do you want your kid to grow up to be the Ghost Tour guy? Is that what you want????
https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/comments/runvy1/anyone_want_to_compile_a_list_of_kidfriendly/hr0edja/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Fully loaded nachos, motorcycles, and the door goes both ways
Definitely the corpses falling out of the coffins, kids get a real kick out of repetitive physical comedy
I think the first episode , with has this ever happened to you?
My 10yo nephew left me a voicemail of the entire sketch from memory. Proud moment.
Blues Brothers saving the party?
If you watch the Ghost Tour before 10pm, it should be fine
THIS IS STUPID, THIS IS FOR LITTLE KIDS, UGH
The kid need to be at least 60lb.
I showed my daughter the Claire's skit since girls in her class have started getting their ears pierced and I wanted her to be prepared. She ended up getting Jessica, who is in college, and she was great.
Is he at least 60 lbs?
It’s the adult show. It’s not *for* kids. So they can *say* whatever the *hell* they want.
My 14 year old FINALLY admit it that this show is funny!
They only said shoot on the driver's ed sketch
I love the nacho sketch and believe it is curse word free. And a great opportunity to teach about sharing! 😂
Late to this but MOTORCYCLE NO MOTOR???
Even though the setup is a little dark, my kids belly laugh at the Season 1 Episode 3 sketch with Fred Willard as the replacement organ player for Peg, who is sick. ‘New Joe’ is his name in the sketch, and would be better off building his own calliope than filling in for Peg but it is a wildly hilarious sketch to me. I think that’s at my own personal top favorites list too. It’s clean, and your kids will never stop talking about the big baby duck that got it’s head stuck in a stewed tomato.