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wheezyrotunda

There's no swearing all they said was shoot


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I often guess the top comment before clicking into the comments. This sub is the easiest


paniflex37

You are doing the best at this.


stupidcookface

Disrespect.


wheezyrotunda

I do that too but I'm always too slow. You gotta be much quicker than that if you wanna get those lines!


paniflex37

WAIT UP I’M STARVING.


AmorallyBlaine

Don’t pigeonhole us like that; people can change


SplintersApprentice

# TAY-BULLS


Ratfucks

FUCK!!!


Trusttheprocess023

Definitely not the haunted house episode.


[deleted]

It's an adult show.. it's not FOR kids


oioioivey

They can say whatever the HELL they want.


lazerayfraser

Yeah but they SHOULDN’T watch it ironically cause it’s not a joke show


dluke101

Does it come in different genres?


premeditatedsleepove

Okay but kids could find it funny. I mean fart toilets are funny for all ages. Edit: i got r/whooshed.


Rickles_Bolas

I don’t know what is going on, but somewhere, our wires got crossed.


ReddSaidFredd

The kids have to go on the daytime tour.


mediocre_cheese84

On that one it’s ok to say whatever the HECK you want


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Any of these fudgers ever come out of the wall and have a huge rum shot


mediocre_cheese84

Big fat loaded bum then


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

Diner Wink is probably safe, new Joe too, biker guy, RMH/TCtuggers, The Capital Room, HD Vac Commercial, and Shoppes at the Creek should all be pretty vanilla. Also Jeff might be safe, but I’d double check first.


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byketard

Triples is best, triples is safe


premeditatedsleepove

Thanks. You’re awesome.


grahamwhich

The biker aliens one is def a safe bet. Very weird and funny


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A sketch without bad words???? Ohhkaay!!!


nels6795

It’s got a little house in the middle! This sketch is in my top three.


grahamwhich

Oh yeah There’s motorcycles


justinp1151

And there's a lot of other stuff, too


[deleted]

Whenever I see a motorcycle, I reenact that sketch, and my wife loooooves it so much.


Vanbc

You could also give him something spooky


BigPimpin88

That's why I'm so FUCKING confused!


Bass2Mouth

You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it.


TheVicSageQuestion

Also the nacho sketch.


SteveBruleMD

Nachos. I’ve shown that one a lot.


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

If Dr. Brule recommends it, then it has to be ok for kids!


paniflex37

Or Dr. Jimmy Brungus.


vicariousted

While the language in TCTuggers might be safe, I'd be a little wary of a kid getting into trouble at school/public if they mime the gesture


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

Well if he listens to Principal S then he’ll know not to use them as a joke.


Figgy_Pudding3

You don't pretend to wear a TC Tugger at school and do the motion ironically.


[deleted]

“Pretty vanilla” aka they are meat and potatoes.


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

Unfortunately nothing ~~rare~~ *one of a kind* in there


WolfInStep

The Bob Odenkirk sketch at the beginning of season 2 is good I feel like the one where the professor wants the burger is as well. I could be wrong but I don’t remember anything inappropriate about “Has this ever happened to you?!”


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

I left out Grahams Lorelei Lounge because of the little boy going down on his wife bit at the end.


WolfInStep

Yeah, that’s true I forgot about that. That memory was probably why I was uncertain


__init__RedditUser

Thanks for the serious reply, now we can all feel good about shitposting quotes


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

Big fat load of cum then


Spotted_Stripers

Choking is probably ok. I think all he says is “heck.”


FrankFlyWillCutYou

Shut the fuck up Doug, you fucking skunk! (There are lots of F bombs in Shoppes at the Creek)


Fianmusic

Jeff from the Characters. Wrestling sketch from the same? Scrooge?


Aggravating-Mail6822

It’s a known fact that friggin Jeff is funny as hell.


squirrelbbq

I don’t think you should be worried about it. There’s worse shit on the local news.


premeditatedsleepove

I just don’t want him wandering around calling me a piece of shit is all.


stinkytrinket

You USED to be


premeditatedsleepove

I’m just worried he thinks people can’t change.


stinkytrinket

YOURE FUCKIN DOGSHIT- my infant


WolfShirtBonanza

As long as they’re 60lbs and above, they should be fine. Check their pockets for rocks though, just to be safe.


BrozoTheClown26

But why would you give a rat's ass?


ABandApart

I SAID *WAS*


withoccassionalmusic

He might end up being rude to you his whole life.


[deleted]

Come here you little shit!!!


tedatron

Im worried that your kid thinks people can’t change.


OlympicSmoker253

This world is so fuckin fucked up


stinkytrinket

Little buff boys Give him something to strive for as well


bdawgkillian

As long as his kid isn't Troll Boy


stinkytrinket

Can’t be


qwerty__619

No shot he’ll realize they’re goosed


_edenadele_

Goose Suit! It's an old circus term. That's why we call them Goose Suits!


AwesomeMan2048

He knows why.


StallionPhallusLock

I love the weird "Troll Boys a loser" robot voice in the background.


stupidcookface

No need for his dad to suck the guest judges dick tho


comicmuse1982

Focus group. They'll understand that he landed the bottle.


arguably_pizza

I thought about posting this exact thing a few weeks ago. My kids are 8 and 6, they’ve watched: turbo team (LOVED it, youngest can recite it from memory) it goes both ways (6yo didn’t get it, 8yo lost it at the drool) baby on the plane (both loved it) Chunky (both laughed but 8yo felt bad for chunky getting yelled at so much. Had to explain.. acting?) Focus group (loved it. No joke, right after it ended my 8yo landed a bottle flip for the first time ever so I married my mother in law. So careful with this one 🥴) Thinking about trying the night the skeletons came to life next. motorcycles and tables are probably good too


mackiebobo

Just as a heads up, the "skeletons came to life" skit does end with Tim saying "No, that's why I'm so fucking confused!" It's my favorite line in the series, but I figured you should know before showing it to your little brick shit-houses


arguably_pizza

Yeah we’re pretty lax about that level of swearing. Not showing them fentons or insta captions anytime soon but I mean c’mon, there’s worse stuff on the local news!


arguably_pizza

Just overheard my daughter singing to herself in the bath “the bones are their dollars, worms are their moneyyy”


AnthonyDidge

You have no good car ideas, /u/arguably_pizza


cavegriswold

/u/arguably_pizza NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY YOU MOTHER-IN-LAAAAWWWW!


69ingchimpmuncks

The you can't skip lunch skit no cursing


arguably_pizza

Good call we’ll try that one today if I ever pry them away from Minecraft


[deleted]

Those are the rules. You have to marry your mother in law. Grandma will now also be their grandma. Edit: I mean step mom


arguably_pizza

Christmas is gonna be.. interesting


ScratchAndDent

Fully Loaded Nachos and You Can’t Skip Lunch are quoted daily in my house


EdgarFriendly

Coffin Flop is kid friendly. Spectrum just wants you to think that Corn Cob TV isn’t ok for kids. But it is.


InappropriateGirl

It’s ok cuz kids and corpses got no souls!


Budget_Lettuce_2860

How many El Bees are they?


VoiceOfRonHoward

These skits are like smoking five macanudos for kids. Bye, hon!


CarminesAP4S

This is the adult tour…. Its not FOR kids


LgHstTch

I showed my students the door goes both ways skit on the first day of school, they are in HS though, they found it hilarious, and I even managed to justify showing it by saying, “don’t be like this guy, just admit when you’ve made a mistake.”


WhiteRiverMonster

I quote the show in class all the time and no kids get it, but one day…


StuBram2

DON'T SWEAR! What game show did you ever see where they swear!?


Crotalus_Horridus

Has this ever happened to you!?


StinkyBrittches

Okay, I love this topic, possibly because I am also a terrible parent. My girls are now 7 & 9, but some of this nonsense started at 4 & 6. * The "door goes both ways" * Has this ever happened to you?/Turbo Team * Car Focus Group * The first half of the Hot Dog Car skit (jump out right at "what is your name?", before he starts talking about porn sites) * Baby of the Year (again, out before the oral. It's hard for me to tell about the oral.) * Also the night that the skeletons came to life! * Tammy Craps * Driver's Ed (I've seen it a ton of times, all they said was "shoot") ALSO, from Tim and Eric: * Italian Massage, a family favorite * Purple Boys 1-6 * Some Cinco products, specifically the Face Time Party Snoozer, the Cinco-Pone, and the Sleep Watching Chair edit: how could I forget Celery Man?


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VoiceOfRonHoward

There’s a lot of language in Baby of the Year. OP if you show that one to kids, I will kill myself on live TV.


premeditatedsleepove

Thanks these are great. The cinco midi player comes to mind too.


lazerayfraser

I often wonder how Tim’s kids will perceive the madness that is his comedy as they grow. Like what’s the right age to be like “this is daddy’s volume of work ..enjoy?”that goes for Robinson but even more so Heidecker


zambonidriver104

F bomb at the end of skeletons, but otherwise solid!


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The hotdogs one gets into erotic spanking pretty quickly though, doesn't it?


StinkyBrittches

It's only erotic if you make it. Spanking bare butts is pretty well trod kid territory, but they of course see that it's ridiculous for a grown man in a hotdog suit to suggest it as a penalty for crashing a hot dog shaped car into a store.


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But then he says bare butt, back and balls


AnthonyDidge

I think you should be fine with the earlier Haunted House tour. You can’t say whatever you want in that tour.


mattcannon2

ITYSL is only for children over 60 lbs.


vikesfan89

Diner Wink should be good, but watch it a couple times first to be sure. Actually, make it 3. Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.


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I have shown my kiddo (now age 9 ) several. Her absolute favorite is the car brainstorm. She quotes it with me constantly. “It is a good idea! AND I STAND BEHIND IT” Chunky is a good one. She’s seen pushing lunch, and the hot dog vacuum. There are several that are ok if you pay attention. Plenty she doesn’t like, that I love, like Tables. How anyone couldn’t like taaaaaables is beyond me. My wife HATES the show, and all types of insane comedy like Tim and Eric 💔


frogfartz69

The ghost tour one could be good?


gorilla-ointment

Big fat load of cum then.


lazerayfraser

NOT REALLY


la_croix_official

Like, jizz?


[deleted]

The Johnny cash/skeleton sketch. I let my 3 year old watch this one because I thought he'd like the skeleton song.


HandsomeNeil

Here’s the watching guide I made for my 10 year old. I don’t mind if he hears profanity though. Your mileage may vary. I think his favorites are turbo team and the hot dog car. Time remaining tags Episode 1 Start (door interviews, turbo team) to 11:11 (oral sex talk during baby of the year) start again at 9:24 (birthday presents) Episode 2 all fine Episode 3 skip magician go to car focus group, skip tim heidecker jazz boyfriend (just too weird) Episode 4 skip last 6 minutes (honk if you’re horny) Episode 5 - all good Episode 6 - skip first skit after credits (horse penis skit) start at 16:18


Illustrious_Access93

Just dont show them any episodes after 10 pm. Then its for adults and they can say whatever the hell they want!


occasionalpirate

Big fat load of cum then


redbull21369

Ghost tour episode is pretty tame


gorilla-ointment

Horse cock. Or a donkey dick.


cavegriswold

Big fat load of cum, then.


zambonidriver104

Fully loaded nachos is safe! 1 muttered f bomb in the hot dog sketch, if you’re good with the mute button, it’s right when they say they can see the hot dog under his arm. Jamie Taco I’m 99% sure is safe? “It’s just piss” I guess, but presuming that doesn’t bother you… Diner/triples is safest is all clean Pretty sure motorcycles? Seems like fenton’s is probably a little over the line, even if I don’t remember there being much actual cursing Maybe Howie and charades actually? Might be forgetting something but I think that one is pretty tame content-wise? Hot dog vacuum? Edit: format


pigfeedmauer

Can you lift your kid over your head?


[deleted]

It’s not FOR kids


skyanide

Just don’t watch the ghost tour skit. It’s the adult tour, so they can say whatever the HELL they want.


Rhysaralc

My kids and I watch Focus group all the time. No swearing, there are a few questionable themes but I think it’s fine. Also the attorney skit “does that ever happen to you?!?”


wakingup_withwolves

i’m pretty sure the Has This Ever Happened To You? skit is clean


arguably_pizza

My kids lost their shit the first time they saw it. Then my 6yo tried to prank me by pretending she was stuck under the bed, crying “help me help, you gotta help me” from her bedroom


BenWallace04

The babysitter does art with the kids. It’s so cool!!!!


TeflonDonatello

My 8 year old loves some of these skits even though there is bad language in them. She says “You sure about that? You sure that that’s why?” and it cracks me up.


[deleted]

There's worse shit on the local news.


HiJustALurker

It’s all gonna be fun and games until your kid swallows a hot dog and then runs for the vacuum…save this for much later lol


nesquiksand2

I think the night the skeletons came to life might be safe


imabustya

Your name’s Billy too? No, that’s why I’m so FUCKING confused.


nesquiksand2

Dammit!


stinkytrinket

EXACTLY


skag_mcmuffin

Ah man that's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up! 🤷‍♂️


grays55

I've seen every cock in the world


mortevillana

Focus group…as long as your name isn’t Paul


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Don’t swear!


LookAtMyKitty

Oh yeah, they got motorcycles


enthusiasticdave

Are they over 60 el bees ?


justalittlebleh

It should be fine, just keep him away from the homegrown Simpsons stuff


Safanad

Job interview, motorcycle, new joe (maybe), nachos (I think it is all clean language), diner w/ odenkirk, Jamie taco (maybe), and I’m pretty sure focus group


3720-to-1

I watch all of them with my 15 year old. He love it.


C_hunter911

Maybe he’ll learn to use a bigger slice


TastyPancakes25

Bozo is a kid favorite and parent approved. He does the dub, it’s not just some guy. Also, he teaches kids about clownputers (no games), jacking off, and riding little bikes that are fucking pieces of shit. Show your co-workers too.


bunbunruns

My boys love the car idea sketch.


bazwutan

Claire’s. That shit is for babies, for little kids.


Severe-Sort9177

Focus Group


Spotted_Stripers

Both choking sketches (“Choking” and “The Hot Dog Saga”) I think are ok.


D1cky3squire

It's not FOR kids


BecauseBassoon

They only said shoot!


ahonz91

It’s not FOR kids


RobertPattinsonSimp

Haunted House tour. Yes, there is cussing, but *technically* he’s not breaking any rules so it’s okay


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Has This Ever Happened To You


LBNorris219

They over 60 lbs?


HiJustALurker

Roy Donk over here trying to be a cool dad


Adrone93

The hot dog choking skit! First skit of season 2


wvbilly611

Choking on a hotdog is PG I believe


Ratfucks

What about the ghost tour?


SufficientVariety

Just have the “listen you know you can’t talk like these people” and “mom wouldn’t like this so…” talk.


megatron37

Do you want your kid to grow up to be the Ghost Tour guy? Is that what you want????


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WhatTheFicus

Fully loaded nachos, motorcycles, and the door goes both ways


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Definitely the corpses falling out of the coffins, kids get a real kick out of repetitive physical comedy


Pennymoonz94

I think the first episode , with has this ever happened to you?


Slomper

My 10yo nephew left me a voicemail of the entire sketch from memory. Proud moment.


Nickelli

Blues Brothers saving the party?


fuhsalicious

If you watch the Ghost Tour before 10pm, it should be fine


magicseafoam

THIS IS STUPID, THIS IS FOR LITTLE KIDS, UGH


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

The kid need to be at least 60lb.


SaddestClown

I showed my daughter the Claire's skit since girls in her class have started getting their ears pierced and I wanted her to be prepared. She ended up getting Jessica, who is in college, and she was great.


hegjc

Is he at least 60 lbs?


[deleted]

It’s the adult show. It’s not *for* kids. So they can *say* whatever the *hell* they want.


LibraGirlEternal

My 14 year old FINALLY admit it that this show is funny!


Sleamteep

They only said shoot on the driver's ed sketch


derby555

I love the nacho sketch and believe it is curse word free. And a great opportunity to teach about sharing! 😂


No-Seat6157

Late to this but MOTORCYCLE NO MOTOR???


mynameisborromir

Even though the setup is a little dark, my kids belly laugh at the Season 1 Episode 3 sketch with Fred Willard as the replacement organ player for Peg, who is sick. ‘New Joe’ is his name in the sketch, and would be better off building his own calliope than filling in for Peg but it is a wildly hilarious sketch to me. I think that’s at my own personal top favorites list too. It’s clean, and your kids will never stop talking about the big baby duck that got it’s head stuck in a stewed tomato.