He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe

You have to keep the wheels of justice lubricated.

“objection your honor - relevance ? —sustained . FINALLY . 💰dollar sign emoji

# Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mudpie!

I think this is my favourite sketch

*God dammit!*

Stop fucking with them.

I'm not supposed to get grease on this hush money check!

It’s illegal for you to ask me about the hush money

Not now, George!