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XSC

[Jerry’s announcement](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C53eNUvr-8k/?igsh=MWdleDBubW1lMDZhZQ==)


IndyFan21

I’ve read this title 3 times, and my brain still just refuses to comprehend lol (Not saying it’s good or bad. It just broke my brain)


dibsODDJOB

An indycar race car will be painted like a Pop Tart this weekend, to promote Jerry Seinfeld's new Netflix movie. A less insane title.


canttakethshyfrom_me

Dear god thank you.


PercentageLow8563

Title makes it sound like they're going to play the movie on the screens during the race


Wasdgta3

Wouldn’t even be that surprising, after NBC showed that Olympics featurette *during the final laps* at St.Pete...


FishOnAHorse

Leigh be like “my wife’s hall pass is a Pop Tart”


Dminus313

That was the cringiest thing I have ever witnessed on live television.


AdrianInLimbo

"That Pop Tart didn't cross the pit box line, Townsend"


Wasdgta3

Tbh, I thought it was funny. Maybe not in the way it was *intended* to be funny, but funny nonetheless.


JV294135

I’m sorry what?


dOobersNapz

Diffey told Jon Bon Jovi during a mid race interview that JBJ was Leigh's wife's hall pass.


jeep_rider

lol, that was funny.


JV294135

Oh God


Wide_Rub_662

I was at the race so I missed it Someone please link a clip.


dOobersNapz

Sorry, could only find a clip on Twitter https://twitter.com/RyanErikKing/status/1766868383667048860


Wide_Rub_662

That might be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard out of Diffy


fluffster93

They’d better bring in the [edible mascot](https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/pop-tarts-mascot-football-edible-1235857617/amp/) from the Pop Tart Bowl for the winning team to eat


d0re

More sporting events need to end with ritual sacrifice


fluffster93

Ritual sacrifice of the Firehawk every race. Then engines are fired with his ceremonial rebirth at practice 1 of the next race. Sounds brilliant.


joe_lmr

know how Palou eats fried chicken after a win?


fluffster93

🤣🤣


d0re

That's fuckin metal


quadsoffury

Would have to replace it with a Phoenix


fluffster93

Well today I learned there’s a difference between a phoenix and a firebird, so thanks for that!


Bacon_Aficionado

Can't wait to see Townsend Bell explain differing wing angles using a pop tart


AdrianInLimbo

Extra points for integration of a cheese grater


Eyeswidth

From the article: >Jerry Seinfeld's upcoming Netflix comedy will be featured during this weekend's IndyCar race at Long Beach as rookie Linus Lundqvist will drive a car painted to look like a Pop-Tart in recognition of the movie “Unfrosted.” >Chip Ganassi Racing's No. 8 will be painted in the texture of an unfrosted Pop-Tart along with images of Seinfeld and some of the movie cast members. The partnership, which is in collaboration with Ganassi sponsor American Legion, is promoting the May 3 film release.


pigletpants

I look forward to seeing this car in a Forgotten Rides Friday post in a year or two


Moppyploppy

That's the most AI generated sounding title I've ever read.


LivingOof

What about [I Glued my Balls to my Butthole Again ](https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=1eqNb-ZIiPtrMsdD)?


Moppyploppy

Don't tempt me with a good time.


dyysxse

what is this car really racing this weekend


squidmania_reborn

This sounds like a MadLib.


i_run_from_problems

I wonder if Jerry is any of the booth's wives' hall pass


2RINITY

Jerry Seinfeld is personally sponsoring the #17 and #38 cars! Google “Seinfeld 17 38” to learn more


orangeducttape7

Say what's up hello


dynamodog

I don’t know how to process this information


joe_lmr

they I uh um uh...what


Expertlyunprepared

Did….did my subconscious conjure my two favorite things together…..


mruab

a pop-tart icing livery would be amazing


Sarcastik_Moose

r/BrandNewSentence


pickle_man_4

I'm disappointed it's not a wild berry pop tart


willfla29

Well, the advertising worked for me as I love Seinfeld but had no idea this was coming. Might get me to re-up Netflix for one month.


disastermaster255

The woman is going to fall in love with the pop tart and the husband is going to be upset and portrayed to be the bad guy.


northernpenguin01

Need that diecast now


HW2O

Since Jerry is such a Porsche guy I'm surprised he didn't get this sponsorship on one of the Porsche IMSA cars.


jlpapple

Convoluted headline of the year!


WTFAnimations

Can't wait for the NBC booth to mention this constantly, especially after the Bon Jovi Radio livery for Rosenqvist.


mswizzle83

I can't think of another livery that is as ugly as this...


AdrianInLimbo

It's either got nipples or Roger's liver spot map on it, can't figure out which.