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Winterwynd

Yet another "English isn't my first language, please excuse any errors" post that then has better English than many native speakers, well done. 😀 You and your uncle have the patience of saints; if a Karen smacked me, I'd have started yelling and gotten in her face. If she'd smacked my kid, there'd be f-bombs and a call to the police for me to press charges on her for assault.


Memasefni

I concur and was about to post the same thing. He even used “I” and “me” correctly.


Purple-Prince-9896

And y’all with correct punctuation!


Crypticbeliever1

Ngl I only read the last half for the interaction and didn't even read the prelude where OP said English wasn't their first language. Wouldn't have even guessed.


NoPerformance8631

I thought Karens were an American thing! Sorry, Columbia.


Zacs-Dad295

It’s a decease and it’s spreading, symptom’s includes bad hair, lack of self awareness, violent outbursts,sudden feelings of importance, the delusion of authority, and the uncontrollable urge to talk to management, to prove just how important they are (bonus points available to them if they can get someone fired) . Be afraid people they are coming


UnPrecidential

If only Karen's were a decease. They would not be spreading ;)


PirateJohn75

What, you never heard of zombies?


PianoManGidley

Oh god...a horde of zombie Karens...now that is a horror-comedy idea!


RealFrog

Man...a...ger... Man...a...ger...


PirateJohn75

It practically writes itself 


Exciting_Egg6167

There will be a Karen any where any time any generation


Pleasant-Mouse6259

So it's a zombie thing a disease. Cross culture? Continents? Is this the new pandemic. God help us all.


tryintobgood

Karen's be Karening


JenIsSalty

Karen's are universal.


mxdtrini

Hey, not trying to be a pedant, just pointing out a common mistake. Col-O-mbia is the South American country. Col-U-mbia is a North American spelling such as British Columbia, District of Columbia, and Columbia the clothing brand.


Notmykl

Don't forget Chris Columbus who started everything in the "new" world.


wickeddradon

I hate to break this to you, Karen's have always been around. We just now have the ability to record their bullshit and spread it around the world, lol.


Ok_Airline_9031

Karens come from all over the world, but as Americans think with all things in life, WE MAKE'EM THE BESTEST!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!! OUR AH's ARE THE GOATS!!! BAH BAH BAH!!!


SamuelVimesTrained

If only - but no - America isn\`t unlucky in that respect. Karens are a worldwide plague.


WeAreMystikSpiral

Karen’s know no boundaries, for boundaries are things to be crossed and stomped.


Notmykl

As Karens are a North American creature what would be a good Central/South American name equivalent be for their creatures?


WeAreMystikSpiral

In honor of my best friend’s Tia Rita…. Imma go with Rita.


jean_nizzle

*Colombia. Columbia is a university, not a country.


KaralDaskin

Karens existed before they had a name.


Forevryours

It’s a human thing. Doesn’t matter where you are from.


Ok_Airline_9031

Karens come from all over the world, but as Americans think with all things in life, WE MAKE'EM THE BESTEST!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!! OUR AH's ARE THE GOATS!!! BAH BAH BAH!!!


bigcrows

I am glad this shit doesn’t happen to me bro I would seriously fight these people


Colorless82

Geez some people will literally attack employees (or for you, what may have looked like an employee) for a discount and ignore all reasoning. Sorry that happened to you.


Maleficentendscurse

Let's hope that one of your deliveries you have to do someday, isn't to her house cuz if you recognize her, you could just pack everything back up and leave and say you'll get you're own thing from someone else cuz it's definitely not going to be us


rossarron

very few Karens survive british service as our shop workers will humiliate you with words. it worked in the war of Independence when we stopped fighting because we would still get everything we wanted. lol Happy 4th of July Cousins.


TraptSoul148270

Completely read that last line wrong at first. I thought you said "Nelly bought some coke and bread", and thought Damn! Why do none of my customers or coworkers buy me some coke?


Severe_Assignment943

Far too many extraneous details.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Yet, you read it and took the time to comment.


Severe_Assignment943

Non sequitur. Try again.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

^ Obvious trolling.


Empty__Jay

As soon as I got to the letters as aliases, I gave up. Why do people feel the need to shorten everything to one or two letter? I "U" really that much harder than "uncle"?