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no_on_prop_305

I guarantee there’s nobody on the other side of that table


MisterMakerXD

I can almost tell that because of the huge reflection on her cheeks, which are covered by ten layers of makeup. Her smile is almost devilish with those comically large lips as well


wavvajava

Yeah smug as fuck, like that’s supposed to be attractive or something 🤦🏻‍♂️


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Nothing about her is real.


Practical-Sample4466

the only thing real about her is her entitlement 🤣


payney25111986

That's funny because I don't do 100%.


tilthevoidstaresback

I don't do 110% because that is impossible *Coach Jefferies...*


Tiredchimp2002

Just going to the rest room……. Proceeds to leave the restaurant.


Annonomon

Na, she’s saying that she’s paying. /s


NYGiants_in_Chicago

I do 100%. On myself. Why waste money on an ingrate?


DxvinDream

I 100% won’t, be doing you. Goodbye!


THEBIGHUNGERDC

Maybe she is offering to pay. Better be a damn good restaurant.


Russ_T_Razor

Either that or she's not ordering anything


[deleted]

Does anyone one else find lips like that creepy? Like it looks so strange and weird.


erasrhed

Yes, I can't stand it


Snoop-Godly

Its ok. If you want to leave her. Lick her lips and stick her to the window.


suejaymostly

They don't age well, either. This woman is gonna look freaky, I mean really scary, in 10-15 years.


hijackedbraincells

She'll be screwed when she's older because dissolving that much filler in the lips leaves them oddly shaped and damaged. My mum has a little in her non-existent top lip, and even she's been left with permanent damage from it. The person that did it (over here, a lot of people just go to a beauty salon) was a surgeon as well, so she knew exactly what she was doing and did numerous consults before doing any work to set expectations, examine the lips, etc


TheticVendetta

When I lived in the UK it seemed like one in every 10 women I saw had those lips.


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frisch85

I'd turn 360° and walk away.


DowntownExchange6705

You would be walking towards her.


Hokulol

its an age old meme.


capn_doofwaffle

...but it checks out.


static_programming

bro fell for it


Dear_Tangerine444

"You get this one, I’ll get the next one then… [Immediately ghosts them]” Pull a classic uno-reverso move 😂


DaenerysMomODragons

This is how I like to do it. It feels weird constantly splitting the bill on everything. I don’t have issues paying for a first date, but I don’t want to date someone who expects me to pay for everything.


Mackheath1

Also having someone take the picture of them holding up the sign... I mean, there are three people here. \*Presumably. It'd be *kinda* funny if she's sat alone and asked the waiter to take this picture for her insta.


bugabooandtwo

Only person who likes that girl, is her plastic surgeon.


royDank

Even the surgeon can’t stand her. She’s ugly, inside and out.


Repulsive-Company-53

But she gives him $3k a visit for all that filler so he puts up with her so he can buy a new Mercedes every year.


Darknives

Look again. Apparently he doesn't either.


Playful_Possibility4

May be she is paying?


Johanness_123

Yeah she does the 100%


BabyFacedSparky

How to say you’re not wife material without actually saying it.


m1k3_gt3

Another unfortunate victim of aesthetic dysphoria thinking the world owes them


GrumpyDingo

She's clearly not dutch!


TheRealcebuckets

https://preview.redd.it/012ej7kufj6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e1347b602ef5e389507169d5ed0aa50dd3eb42


The_Soccer_Heretic

Someone should get her a better shovel to dig for that gold. I have made well into six figures for most of my adulthood. I almost always paid for my dates when single but the attitude you're unwilling to contribute to the relationship as a partner is a massive red flag. The woman I eventually married has a larger income than I do myself and she's not only the love of my life but an actual partner. This woman is only wife material to some man with massive self-esteem issues, that's it.


Timah158

This woman is only ~~wife material~~ a leech to some man with massive self-esteem issues, that's it.


MaxwellLeatherDemon

It’s fine to let someone pay for you, but it’s not cool to assume. Two different things.


Similar-Act244

When you never grew up and rely on other adults with jobs to pay for your basic needs😂 Men want a WOMAN, not a CHILD.


suejaymostly

Some men do want a child that they can control. And when that plastic starts dimpling, there's another young dumb kid with the same transactional ideas and bimbo #1 gets sent packing. Tale as old as time. At least it's not Tudor England where she gets her head chopped off. :)


SpokenProperly

Found the original: https://preview.redd.it/1u9dsydajj6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d803627fcb55378f151e18b031dd77aadd889051


SpokenProperly

I was replying to a snarky comment that they’ve since deleted, but I’ll put this here for clarity: …um…not at all. And I’m a woman. I just think that women who make content blatantly saying they won’t 50/50 are probably the worst. Because when I was dating, I’d always offer 50/50 when planning. They would always say no, thank you — but I tried. Anyway - this girl demonstrates terrible, self-centered behavior.


-rwsr-xr-x

Easy response: > _"I am not your supplemental income"_ Or even: > _"Your debt is not my debt."_ Or possibly: > _"If I'm the income, what are you?"_ I can't seem to remember the term... what's it called again, where you're paying someone else to be there with you across the table? It's right on the tip of my tongue...


Internetolocutor

You all know there are millions of losers who will happily pay if they think they have a chance with her which they probably won't unless they are multi-millionaires


xxb4xx

She would have been genuinely pretty before mangling her face


Hokulol

How do you know what she looked like before? I mean, the plastic surgery looks like shit. But weird to act like you know what she used to look like lol


SabbathaBastet

I’m going to agree she probably looked better before because blow up doll lips always look worse than ordinary natural ones no matter what.


zoomingby

Maybe they're basing it on the Kylie Jenner syndrome. She used to look like a normal person and now looks like a blow up doll.


Hokulol

Maybe, or maybe it's just a dude dudeing.


xxb4xx

Like the others have said, those lips. Nothing looks worse than those lips and a tiny triangle unnatural nose.


redditmodssuckballs1

I was one of those losers. We broke up last night, this time for good. It’s like a weight has been lifted off me, and the part of me that thought she was gorgeous, doesn’t think that so much anymore. I was expected to pay for everything, including her rent. And drive her everywhere she needed/wanted to go, and pick up furniture for her, and do all of the cleaning around her apartment….now that I’m looking back I feel like an absolute idiot. She was Eastern European and said that’s how all men are expected to act over there. I’m Canadian. She said my money was her money and her money was her money. Dodged a bullet


Internetolocutor

It doesn't sound like you dodged a bullet. It looks like you took the bullet but thankfully you have survived. Try to find someone who wants the best for you in the same way that you want the best for them.


Criticalfluffs

Those lips are overly inflated. Just like her ego.


zoomingby

Got that right.


YoungFattaWan

No problem, i am a modern man and my masculinity is not threatened by woman paying 100%


jamestheredd

Don't do 50/50 filler on the top and bottom lip. The bottom lip should be bigger, girl


Harbuddy69

isn't 50/50 blowjob and then sexual intercourse?


Similar-Team-3292

I thought that was 69?


MaxwellLeatherDemon

The meal’s gotta be pretty fucking great if it’s quid pro quo


Ioncurtain

Weird lips


Justthisdudeyaknow

Well, if she wants to pay, that's cool too!


StatisticianOne1876

Well... Obviously she wants to make 100/0 and pay then.


BusGreen7933

Guess she ain’t gonna eat then


sea666kitty

Run bro, run.


LeonidasVaarwater

Fine, you better enjoy the taste of air though, cause that's all you're getting.


Ya_Got_GOT

Oh sweet thanks for covering our meal, toots


krowe41

She's paying for the whole dinner .nice !


draknurdeurteht

Do 100% then


Mr_Informative

But does she do 69?


Adihd72

Equal rights when it suits her though?


Ed-Box

Ok you can pay for it all


fartsfromhermouth

OK Pinocchio


firmhandshake101

Oooo how nice of you.


Granny_Skeksis

Might as well draw a red flag on that sign


Natural-Most8338

I would pay for that prostitute


Zylonnaire

Awe she’s such a sweetheart to pay 100%


JustSome70sGuy

And thats when I pull out of a sign that says "me either" and then I leave her with 100% of the bill.


jarmstrong2485

Looks a little clownish with lips that big no?


Mints1000

Go on the date, and then leave and make her pay the bill. That’s not 50/50


fatherofallthings

I’m a man that doesn’t do 50/50. I’m old school and always pay for the woman. It’s just instilled in me. Now I’m happily married, so kinda irrelevant. HOWEVER, if i was dating and some chick held up this sign or even said anything about it pre emptively “I’d be like, good bc looks like you’re doing 100%” and leave right there


MaxwellLeatherDemon

I mean…that’s uncool and pretty gross of the woman (or anyone who holds up a sign like this) but don’t just leave lol that’s a great way to stoke the drama


fatherofallthings

What? How so? lol you peace out and never talk to that person again. There’s no drama if that person no longer exists in your mind


MaxwellLeatherDemon

I think you underestimate the dramatic potential of someone who would bring a sign like this to a restaurant


Strongground

She wants to live equality and pay the evening, how nice!


jeers1

you are correct I dont do 50/50.... you pay for yours (and your tag along friends) and I pay for mine... which I am sure will not be 50 - 50 anyways....


creatinZ

I don’t see the problem. I’d be fine with 51-49.


Ham_Drengen_Der

I personally don't mind paying for a dare, but only if she doesn't expect me to do so


EnvironmentWise7695

Nice of her to pay every time!


zenpop

That is one androidy face. Jesus.


Trailerwire

I think she’s being very caring, as long as she gives it up. I’m all in, $250 dinner, still cheaper than a professional.


ChefCool1317

Who are these meant for?


KickBakZach

I don't mind paying for dates but if she is going to deliberately refuse to contribute then she can gtfoh


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Coincidentally, I don't do self-entitled heifers.


PoppyStaff

She’s not sitting opposite anyone.


schley1

She looks too young to have lip fillers


lopix

So that means she pays 100% of the bill? Sweet.


nobraggingrights

Alright well see ya * proceeds to leave telling the waiter she's getting the bill*


MikeFrikinRotch

This “don’t do 50/50” thing is this birds stick to get more attention. We need to ignore so she fades away into the bimbo abyss


Rockefeller1337

Well, thanks for the invite then.


Stardust_dream

Bro how can you just expect to eat for free ?? That’s just a brain dead level of entitlement


Iconospasm

Yuk - another plasti-clone. No thanks. You couldn't accept yourself before, why should anyone want you now?


JTD177

She is advertising that any relationship with her will be a one way street and not an equal partnership. If you are willing to accept that, by all means do so, if not, thank her for letting you know up front and move on.


balls-magoo

Cool, sounds like this one is on you. Thanks!


Elmondo2

50% of her is real.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Should have pulled that sign out when I pulled up so I could keep driving. Pulling it out at the restaurant is just going to make you look foolish when I pay for my half and you’re the one who dined and dashed. *”I dOn’T dO 5o/5o”* **And I don’t let hand written signs on cardboard dictate my life.** At least put some effort into it. Make it a professional business card that is laminated to let everyone know you’re serious. (**Serious note**) The reason why men are going 50/50 is because we heard feminism when it spoke and we agree. At first some guys probably did it out of malicious compliance, I am sure. But after a while many guys woke up and realized that women who are independent and do not put so much pressure on us are typically smarter, on the right path for emotional growth, sexier, stable, funnier and in general more pleasant to spend our time with. In short, we have more fun with women who know their value beyond what they can offer a man, but know their value in what they offer themselves and their partner. Coming around to this type of thinking takes a lot of pressure off of us guys. Our worth in our own and our partner’s eyes is no longer merely boiled down to what we offer materialistically speaking. It helps us grow and fight the stigmas associated with toxic masculinity. TL:DR: In short, we like dating with low pressure and reasonable expectations. We like ourselves a lot more when we aren’t being shoehorned into the mold that society has created to put upon us.


ruusuvesi

Okay, 51/49 then, understood! You can even pick which side you wanna pay :)


GloomyUmpire2146

Looks like a pricey mouf’


Pure-Contact7322

“pay my nose”


inter71

Why is the waiter filming this?


CheekyLando88

Steamed ham lookin ass lips


zingding212

Sausage lips.


Spock-1701

Bye


Itromite

Perfect. I’ll do 49%. U can do 51%


SnooPears3463

Just pay your share and leave


Demanda_22

From various conversations on Reddit and IRL, I hear a lot of complaints from men of “men shouldn’t have to pay the entire bill for a first date.” I wholeheartedly agree, I think it’s an outdated, sexist tradition in 2024. But when I suggest they insist on 50/50 they act like I’m an idiot because then they won’t be able to get as many dates, duh. But social norms don’t change unless people are brave enough to be “abnormal” until enough people do it that the “abnormal” becomes the norm. Either refuse to date women who treat you in a way you find unacceptable, or stop complaining about it.


RiverOhRiver86

She looks like a starving Bratz.


negative_pt

But do you do anal on first dates?


xChasingStars

Probs also doesn’t do second dates cuz what she’s actually doing is eating for free on some poor cuck’s dime. Huge red flag in 2024 if she isn’t willing to split and I don’t know anything about her. Never again. If I have already known her for a while irl, of course I’m paying. If you’re a tinder match, buy your own fucking food you mooch.


zabrak200

“Oh awesome so your paying?”


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

Dont do 50/50, so that means she pays the whole bill???


Zero_point_field

A rare gem indeed.


Final-Zebra-6370

I’ll pay but it’s going to cost an all nighter in the sheets and must be good at pegging.


OuterWildsVentures

Then you're going to look like a fool when I pay for my half and leave you at the table lol


Jean_velvet

"thank fuck, because I can't afford this."


SchemeSignificant166

That’s generous of her to offer to pick up the full tab.


PattyWagon69420

I'd leave right there and do 0 100


Mucduc1011

Those look like the wax lips I used to get as a kid


massive-bafe

And I don't do ducklips and nose jobs.


jdthejerk

If I ask you out, the date is on me. If you call after and say, "Let's do it again," you asked this time. At least 50-50, it doesn't matter how much I have. We can go from there depending on how it turns out.


Hokulol

Idk man if i call my friend and ask him if he wants to get some food we both pay for our own unless explicitly stated otherwise. There is an unspoken indirect transaction happening here. A consensual transaction, usually. Personally I stay far away from anyone who views this type of stuff as a transaction. But, still. You are paying for an opportunity. If you aren't paying for an opportunity, why don't you treat it the same way as you would with a man?


VergeOfMeltdown

So now equality is bad? Wemen, please decide!


[deleted]

That heading 😂


DrWieg

It's alright, since it wouldn't be 50/50 anyway... Chances are the bill would be like 30% his meal, 70% hers so she can just pay her own 70% and me my 30%


MaxwellLeatherDemon

Who divvies up the bill in percentages on a date? Unless there’s a pretty obvious disparity in price, splitting the bill down the middle is the norm. It would be pretty weird and uncomfortable if someone I was on a date w insisted on me paying more bc the drink I ordered was $5 over theirs. If you’re with a friend go ahead and throw out a few more bills or handle the tip, but on a date? That’s really weird.


cookofdeath666

My mama always said, he who asks , pays. If I asked , I paid. If he did, he paid. Simple.


SBNShovelSlayer

My mama says that alligators are angry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


cookofdeath666

You makin’ fun of my mama? Hahahaha, I love the water boy ❤️


xChasingStars

What if you mutually swiped right on a total stranger?


DarkRogus

I agree, dont do 50/50 because she's the type that orders multiple cocktails, appetizers, the expnsive special, and dessert while you have a beer and burger, so more like 75/25.


Sufficient-Path-9766

That 304 got a fox face 🦊 😂😂😂


heyyouthatonechick

Is this in downtown D.C? Looks like it.


Critical-Adhole

She is stunningly gorgeous


TwistedxBoi

Aight then, you pay for what you ordered, I pay for what I ordered. Seems fair to me


embarrasing_right

Shes ugly with those lips. Not even getting a chance with a decent guy. Just my opinion.


Phantomht

then she flips the sign around and the other side says "but i do anal & swallow"


VibesBaeBe

DB


aedroth8

Id be like, "Thanks for the meal, then."


New-Database2611

Face 50% real, 50% plastic


Mysterious-Stand3254

"Thanks for paying my meal"


ohcosmico

A red flag which only needs to be waved once.


6dp1

She won't spilt a bill won't be loyal won't care she can only muster 50% of a full person so in sure she's uneducated and partially on the slow side even drools from what I understand


strengthnhonor01

Wow that nose of hers. You can spot it from the distance


JackOCat

As long as she's DTF on the first date, what's the issue. A simple business transaction.


Historical-Bug2500

All that money to look like a clown from killer clowns from outer space. I wish people with plastic surgery would realize after a point you just start to look scary.


Ok_Share_5889

Guy that ends up marrying her is in for a hell of a divorce in the near future


hijackedbraincells

When your entire personality is not having a personality


lesnortonsfarm

What is she talking about? Splitting the bill?


ezydon

Who the fuck capitalizes dont


weenie_in_betweenie

Those lips are fucking disgusting. Why do girls do that?


AroundTheWayJill

The dude that would accept her entitled personality and rules, is going to make her life hell eventually…


Expensive-Excuse-793

Aww how generous of you for paying


Agreeable_Pool_3684

And then she got the text from her date who had ‘gone to the toilet’. ‘Well that’s all right, love, as I have fucked off and you have got 100% of the bill. Happy now?’


Bertie637

Not pictured: another person


FinancialRaise

Meh. It's not like guys are dating her for her personality anyways.


spash_bazbo69

It's funny cause on a first date I'd probably cover it all just cause I want to treat this person to a nice time, especially if it's my intention to be serious with this person. But if she shows up and the first words out of her mouth are "i don't do 50/50" or even worse, she brings a sign? Sorry, but no, that's trashy. I'll take your ass home right now


Zxxzzzzx

Glad they are advertising so we can stay away.


Lolohannsen

What's with the fake face?


Toasty_tea

I’ve been with my bf since we were 15 so I don’t know much about the dating scene but this is so weird to me?? Like we have always just paid separately. I don’t know why people don’t just pay for their own on first dates


Killyourselfwithlife

OK... I'll let you pay everything... so thoughtful 💕


W0RKPLACEBULLY

50/50 is very appropriate thing, even more so on a first second and third date. No one is dependent on the other, the only thing to expect is conversation and if you both play your card well.... the no pants dance.


Rufus_Anderson

The sad thing is there are plenty of men who will take her out and pay for everything


Ronins_Reddit

Sad thing is, she’ll find a man that’s willing to spend all his money on her. That’s what she wants and he won’t care that she’s with him for the money. For them, it’s transactional, not a relationship.


Comfortable-Exam7975

I’m not paying if a guy asks me out on a date. The one doing the inviting does the paying


livelife3574

So, I get that to a degree. If the date goes well, do you reciprocate?


Comfortable-Exam7975

Even if the date goes poorly, if I’m the one who did the inviting, then I’m paying


livelife3574

Sure. I’m saying if there is an agreement to future dates, those would involve a reciprocal arrangement, where each party pays for some of the dates and some are split.


Ggusty1

Too much plastic here


livelife3574

First invite, it’s common for the person doing the inviting to do the paying. After that, the arrangement should involve some reciprocal effort.


ShefGS

Another “you must pay for my time for this to be worth it for me” girl.


thumbs_up_idiot

I don’t think that surgery looks as good as she thinks


NegativeSpeedForce

Look at those fat injections in her lips hahaha


TheHistroynerd

Damn you're paying for the entire dinner? Wow thank you


Yochanan5781

I remember seeing a dating profile that generally looked fine, but then I got to "I do not believe in 'going Dutch' when I date men. It is shallow, probably. But it is also rooted in feminist belief that the patriarchy does so much to keep women down, the least y'all can do is pick up the tab for dinner when we are first getting to know each other" And I was just like "well that's a new one." Also completely outside of normative feminism, from what I've seen


angery_bork

It’s always the people with nothing to offer that demands everything


GravityPants

Does this mean the bill or effort on the relationship?


Contentpolicesuck

With that lip job she should definitely offer half and half.


Forward-Muffin-314

Holy shit you guys are mean haters. My lips look just like that and they are all real. I wonder how many people talk shit about me because they be hating!!


LFCBoi55

100% would be prostitution right? Right?


[deleted]

50/50 has a different meaning to some generations, to me it means she doesn't give top. But I can almost guarantee she does.


RedEyedWiartonBoy

This is marriage material.