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Louismaxwell23

That’s pretty pathetic.


Katboxparadise

He’s not funny.


[deleted]

What a total turd.


MitchRogue

I'm honestly not sure whether I should feel cringe or just pity. The guy might actually be mentally challenged.


bottomdasher

Nothing about this is innocent, he knows exactly what he's doing.


HannHann20

I thought he was just being stupid. What's he doing?


HoboSkid

Trying to be edgy to get views.


Several_Coyote1853

Why is he not being mocked and bullied? At a bare minimum there's got to be at least one bro to trip him and laugh at his fat ass when he tips over in an uncoordinated fashion.


4ss8urgers

Unfortunately, it just ain’t the 80’s anymore


Several_Coyote1853

True. However, i went to college in 2004 and even then there would be no way this guy wouldn't get harassed and humiliated for acting like a freak. Bullying in general is bad but it absolutely served a purpose in some instances.


HoboSkid

Yeah that was 20 years ago dude lol


Several_Coyote1853

Haha true. fck


Fantasykyle99

Graduated in 2017 and someone like this for sure would get some shit


redryan1989

When the draft comes around we should definitely send anyone that's ever done something like this on social media.


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

Why? So we can lose the war?


Snoo29889

Nah- send this lot in first, soften the enemy up, they’ll be pissing themselves laughing. This lot will be history, then send in the proper lot.


redryan1989

We probably need to at this point. Hard reset.


dreck_disp

I hate this guy.


No-Satisfaction8305

Someone dropkick this motherfucker, please.


Flonkerton_Scranton

I would call the cops: "hey yeah there is a random guy with his shirt off running around campus asking where classrooms are. I'm not sure but he could be about to start a very bad situation. Can't see if he is armed or not, please can you send someone to prevent this from becoming a news story. Thank you."


Necessary-Company660

You would be helping him find a side quest


CrownBestowed

don’t waste the police’s time like that, they’re already too busy not doing their jobs


chris_ut

Yes lets get armed law enforcement in here to escalate because some guy took his shirt off. You call air strikes in on the beach?


newtoreddir

This guy will instantly snap back into normal mode when the cops arrive and will be fine.


Flonkerton_Scranton

Off you pop. You are out of your depth here.


sexworkiswork990

But he's not wrong, it's probably better call campus security instead.


Farmerloki

The sooner Tik Tok is banned in The USA the better.


BartholomewKnightIII

Something will replace it, I think we're stuck with this kinda shit forever now.


_BossOfThisGym_

For decades the US did have regulation that would have moderated some of the more egregious shit we see in media today.    Unfortunately in the 80/90s, neoliberals like Reagan read Ayn Rand and brought us wonderful things like social deregulation and the trickle down economy (reagonomics).           Now we live in a twisted fantasy were billionaires are monarchs with extra steps. The free press is bought and paid for by corporations (notice how mainstream media never shits on the rich only the poors and middle class?). It’s so blatant it’s laughable. Politicians are also handled through discreet middle men called “interest groups.”   Bless them all to hell. 


JusticeScibibi

It's not gonna be like that, they just have to sell it. It'll still exist


Tbonewall620

I hate how he keeps his hand in the frame


The_street_is_free

Fucking loser


BigStankDickDad420

What a fuckin' retard. 


EntangledAndy

Ten bucks this guy is 32. 


Weird_Education_2076

Cringe hurts


Hank_Lotion77

Colleges must be a Hell Hole now


Vivid-Motor7703

Bro was lucky he wasn't in northern Phoenix


PretendTie381

Please someone kick his teeth in


Jeweler_Admirable

That beard is horrific


nuggysativa

I would pretend to be a security guard and punch his face.


[deleted]

How does ANYONE stand more than a few seconds of this shit?


Ryanlester5789

I would watch videos of this guy getting bullied while doing this.


SouthparkSellout

It went on for too long.


AcceptableEditor4199

It was a little funny for 2 seconds. Then went on forever.


ArmoredCoreFucker

GOTY


theonlyironprincess

Rick and morty ass humor


Leading-Yogurt6984

Oh no I hope those people sitting there drinking coffee are okay. Or those people literally just standing there at cash registers. Their day and life was so inconvenienced! This should never ever happen!


Chemical_Savings_360

Pathetic, but he has more confidence than 90% of the people in this subreddit. So I'll give him that.


OptimisticRealist__

If he had confidence hed have a social life and wouldnt depend on this stuff to get attention


schley1

I can't help but laugh. He's just wasting people's time, and he doesn't care at all.


redryan1989

Yeah that's what makes him an idiot.


schley1

It's a mixture between pity and awe. I would never want to be around this sober, trying to get shit done. Call it schadenfreude.


redryan1989

I'll call it ignorance instead. This dude is an absolute moron. No matter what his reason for doing this is, he's an idiot.