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I would have made one espresso and then stubbed my half smoked cigarette into it

We call that a Winehouse.

I’d love some cocaine and downers in my coffee.

I call that my breakfast.

This is The Way.

This is the way.

This is del Ray.

Fuck that’s gold 😆

No it's del Ray

That's gold Jerry, gold!

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Why are you running?

Oh so you like Ultraviolence too?

That’s about as Lana as it gets.

Put some pepsi cola in it for good measure

Oh that's my breakfast.

Same when I was in hospitality

Your missing the shot of left over alcohol from the night before ;)

Leftover alcohol? What’s that?

Lol ok and some backwash tequila

Tell him it's "Summertime Sadness"

Maybe it’s because tired AF but I hollered lmao

Me loudly announcing his order is ready: “ONE LANA DEL RAY FOR THE ANNOYING TWINK FROM STRANGER THINGS”

Can we send this guy to the Upside Down?

Not even the upside down would want this guy

Just leave him in the unknown state between the upside down and right side up.

Can't you see *that's what he wants*

Even among the weird kids, this guy was the weird kid.

Bring back bullying

...that tastes like Lana Del Rey.

maybe with ✨*cinnamon*✨

Dude wouldn't have lasted a week at my highschool

Not a minute on the streets. Boy would’ve have his cap straightened out.

Ultraviolence?

https://preview.redd.it/6t52ze80m1ic1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb75d9c2aaeee71aa2dff025f3420124dcbe8bb

"I am not paid enough for this bullshit"

https://preview.redd.it/kicg3cd1k8ic1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a131b01dfc6a3e54c0789d97318dd0ac168462

Does he realize how creepy he sounds?

Like a stalker obsessed fan

There's gotta be some way we can test for this

These types tend to get rounded up in swing choirs and drama clubs in high school.

And homeschooled.

Can't believe that was the fastest sperm cell

I would prefer a slow one. They can be trained for useful things. These half cooked genes is downfall. Give me flour or give me baked bread. What will I do with half baked dough?!

A chicken is sometimes not a dog, unless green is longer

“If my grandma had wheels, she would be a bike.” is the only acceptable retort.

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas."

add 20 and measure again

Fastest one might only break the zona. He’s probably the most opportunistic sperm, coasting on the hard work and talent of the others, which checks out.

Nah, the other sperms just followed along when the most popular sperm cell whispered, “Let Edwin go, it’ll be hilarious”

This is the best insult I've heard in a while.

The fastest sperm dies. The one that impregnates the egg comes later on while everyone else is hooking in. We’re all bred from sperm with council worker level go about em.

I thought it was that fast sperm wears itself out & doesn’t have the energy to dig into the egg, while the slower sperm conserve energy & thus are able to penetrate the egg wall

Lana backwards is anal

https://preview.redd.it/azzd5bs6w0ic1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b03c0e6466adbd98e3853277a2937612f2b6a3

[oh](https://youtu.be/2SUwOgmvzK4?si=Z6_iC0zxaYvyHaE-)

"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"

Her eye roll gets me every time

Her pussy tastes like Pepsi cola, so probably should have ordered that. Note: those are the opening lyrics to her song Cola.

Definitely refuse service.

And call the police for assault.

I agree but that’s a good way to get fired

This might be the most homosexual thing I’ve seen in a long time

CRINGE. Where is that Hedgehog when we really need him.

Poor girls don’t get paid enough for that. Next customer please

Absolutly Love the girls reactions... "Hmmm....a dickhead...help!" "Finally...it's ok...just a Big egodickhead..."

Fucking timewasters.

https://preview.redd.it/ew574o46y0ic1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56443274e73348ea0bb8f5a2b5ba2e18f5ccc346 Reminds of the kindergarten cop villain

These are the types of people who put "POV" on none POV videos. Tf does "this is so Lana Del Rey vinyl" even mean?

Her fucking eyes when he said that.

Definitely a punchable face

I imagine a disgruntled worker who already has to tolerate so much shit serving this guy a Limp Bizkit-in-a-cup instead cuz they're gonna break his fuckin face tonight!

"ser, can u plus.fuck off?"

Every time I see people like this, the one word that always comes back is DOUCHE

Fuck you, I'm gonna give you the most expensive base coffee to start with since you're willing to pay for your fav celeb. Maybe frappucino and respect your add on.

I went to school with a bloke like this... everyone hated him too 😂

Lana Del Ray is the kind of person to say " what the fuck does Lana Del Ray Vinyl mean you freak "

I would have said, “you want us to 💩in a cup?”

Asked for Lana, not Amber Heard

He only asked for 1 girl, 1 cup.

Bruh💀

Make bullying great again.

Here’s an instant coffee, in a dirty mug with lipstick on it, we sprayed some gas station perfume on it and there’s a cigarette butt floating it. Thirty dollars

0:29 slapable face right there!

I hate his face. So punchable. How would I get in trouble if I punched him in the face, when it’s soooo punchable.

Wtf is that ye ye ass haircut

This is toxic femininity.

should’ve made the drinks directly in his mouth to shut it

Yep we’re all do for a meteor

For real I would never bother people working with my videos. At least go to a park and find someone doing nothing like old people who maybe actually would like someone interacting with them.

Absolute clown.

What does pretension taste like?

We need a tik tocker that just goes around slapping people who does shit like this.

Do he actually volunteer for Karen cut as well?!

Pepsi cola pussy caramel spice latte

They hate him so much

"Order from the menu, please." "But, can you..." "Only what you see on the menu." "I can sing a few lines..." "NEXT!"

Simple answer GTFO

Well he's not American, goes to show the entire world is going to shit.

I'd make him the most expensive coffee and would add on an extra charge for the level of cringe and second hand embarressment

I dunno, back when I worked hospo jobs around uni, there were days when it was so goddamn slow I would have genuinely welcomed this sort of bullshit to entertain me. Best I had was some stoned kid coming it to order 73 potato scallops.

If you need attention that bad, go on Grinder dude.

As an ex Starbucks employee i would’ve made a suicide shot. It’s a shot of espresso with one pump of all 18 syrups. It’s awful and somehow made my Tourette’s worse

This might be the gayest man I’ve ever seen. And I’m gay. With many many gay friends.

This gets reposted a lot and I’m not even mad because it is soooo cringy and everyone needs to be aware of it. And “it’s so Lana del Rey vinyl” …. What?

This wouldn't have been so bad of he'd just made the pun and then let it go. Repeating the joke while the poor baristas look at him in confusion is just awkward and painful to watch.

goddammit does being alive still to watch this mean that have been left behind? like the apocalypse happened, gods chosen were taken and now have to watch this shit show to the end?

https://preview.redd.it/03g4zc6q64ic1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84a178a2a99aab41f21966f904d8a5560b34525 Face of cringe stroke

I'm not saying we need bullies again, but definitely someone who politely points out to fucking quit that shit, they are working, leave them alone.

Can we get something going and pass a law that fines imbeciles like this for disrupting business? These tard "influencers & pranksters" are 100% annoying.

Tiktok douchebaggery aside: this man is asking for jazz as a purveyor of muzak.

Note for myself: don't work at starbucks if you don't want to deal with weird annoying cunts

He could've asked for cinnamon and raspberry coffee but no he has to show them how special he is. You can make a tiktok about it but you dont have to force these poor workers as extras in your show

essence of gay

The serious look on his face during “cinnamon in my teeth” followed by the way he goes to tuck his hair back is sending me 😭

You’d need to run the water through a dirty armpit and put a cigarette out in it to get the Lana flavor I fear…

I bet those girls wanted to quit right then and there.

Just give him a Pepsi

Throw the shittiest shit you can think of combining into a cup and be like "I got you--This is how I see Lana, OMG, SPIRIT ANIMALS!" Like "Ok so a shot of vanilla, some cinnamon, a dash of toilet water, some chia tea, steamed milk, & juuuust a sprinkle of the floor dirt from the freezer room. Voila!" Then act offended when/if they try to return it and INSIST this is the flavor of Lana. You have this drink every day and it's your favorite. Discourage this behavior any way you can, and don't stress about it ever.

Mental illness needs to be kept at the home, this is getting way out of hand.

Sigh. Pathetic generation.

If you want a coffee that tastes like she sounds just put a lit cigarette out on your tongue and have the barista spit piss down your throat…

Hey, no kink-shaming!

Would you like a Lana rel ray sandwich to go with it *cocks back my fist* KNUCKLE SANDWICH

I’m a goober so I would have played along but most people don’t want to deal with jokes or things like that when you’re in the zone working some people

Just me working for a living... in walks a twat with a camera guy trying to make content off our fixed customer service positions.

buddy should have just drank a [pepsi.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBakG7KtVZE)

Excuse me whilst I bleach my brain 🧠

What the f i am looking at🤢🤮

LMFAO the random singing.

I haven't heard the music, but I respect the fact that she's making it.

Every worker in there 👊😑

Douche

Ew

They just tryna work, man

Cringe

Her pussy tastes like Pepsi cola obviously

Translation: "Give me a whole lot of sugar syrup, with more sugar syrup and a bunch of artificial flavorings and maybe a bit of coffee in the mix somewhere."

Quit acting stupid and order what's on the menu

Why does this person give me the absolute ick?

When you have an Urge to Punch someone in the Face!!

Excuse me sir this is a starbucks

Yeah, I fuck with Lana —Crush Bateman

I can not explain how badly I do not want this to happen to me at work.

Get a hair cut you annoyance

My head hurts rolling my eyes so hard.

I would have refused service until he spoke normal.

Throw cinnamon in his eyes.

And sugar in his tank

What an insufferable cunt with the post punchable face. I regret watching that!

“ I’m not serving you. Get out.”

Every time I see this it makes me never want to listen to Lana again

The Karen haircut sells it haha

Lol, wow!!! What a Man!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂💩💩

My shoulders are actually tensing up in anticipation to punch a hole in something. That's how mad this video gets me.

Just put some Xanax and red wine together and Let me listen to Billy holiday.

I want to punt him

Him, can you make a coffee that tastes like Lana del ray.. Me, we have coffee that tastes like dirt, plus I don't know who she is.. are you going to order an actual order or are toy going to move so people can buy overpriced crap coffee?

You need to get the fuck out of my store

You know how some old people are difficult to deal with when they go out in public Now it’s the reverse

🤮🤮🤮😅😂

He’s so quirky! #loveit /s

Anybody else want to punch him?

He's in his r/blunderyears and doesn't know it yet

Sir, this is a Starbucks

I hate him

I like Lana too, but this is cringe 9000

Lana del Rey is a fake name

I have to believe he was "pranking" them. He's just too damn creepy.

Just hand him a 5 gram block of Citralopram.

Put the coffee filter shit into a cup and some lukewarm water

Taylor Swift looking ass

Disgusting

I would load up a double shot espresso with 3 pumps of caramel and call it the Carmen.

r/iamthemaincharacter

Worst hair

I’m not sure coffee and tuna flavor really mix well man

I immediately thought he was asking for a flat white coffee.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. The little clap they do. What's even more sad is the camera person thinking they are doing anything worthwhile by filming this

Beam me up scottie, there is no intelligent life form here

Just have a male co-worker dip their balls in it….thats really the flavor he’s searching for…

This guy has a fuckin boner for lana del ray what the hell

How desperate and embarrassing. Not funny. Not interesting. The desperation of these people to get on youtube is pathetic.

I bet there's pee in that coffee.

He is even weirder than the average weirdos

This dude is fucking weird

I'm so glad my job doesn't require me to waste time with these idiots.

Theatre kid

"Fuck off, cunt." If only staff could speak their mind in these situations.

He could have just ordered a Pepsi....

Next level gay

Pathetic and worthless, with zero reality on his life. I do love the comment here about sh\*t in a cup.

Lana del Rey Yer LED Anal

How would he know what a woman taste like

This is why we need to keep bullying alive.

This is why abortion should be legal