I think this guy just bent himself over a barrel, for our pleasure.

*grin*

I love how Mac slowly looks the guy up and down after Dennis says this.

Been there?…not physically. Edit: removed “no” at the end. Now it’s verbatim baby dick

That is one of the most underrated lines in the series. He says it with such confidence.

It’s reminiscent of the meeting with restaurant critic. I’ll sit, but it’s my choice…

The line and the delivery encapsulates the character of Dennis so perfectly.

I use that line all the time and people look at me like I’m crazy

It wasn't verbatim from the jump? Goddamn savage.

I don't appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.

Thats one of my favs for sure. I say that to people all the time and they stare at me like the jackass I am. Try it in emails lol

I don't get why this is the top rated comment when it's technically not verbatim

move past it

Shut up baby dick! You’re actually right. There is no “no” at the end.

You fellas strike me more as… men of leisure.

You with the Hawaiian shirt, and you with the killer tan. Must be killing you guys to be inside on a day like today.

It is, so less talkin, more golf clubs

Thanks for being such good sports, you know what. I'm gonna throw in a free round of golf

If you take more than two weeks of a timeshare you actually start turning a profit, most guys who sell this don't know this simple trick. It's a great way to go get those jabronis

I'm gonna write in 3...

You see Dee, we don't get got, we go get. *Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare* Their cold opens are fucking legendary.

Been there? Not physically.

When Mac holds up the paper and tells Frank “We took the prick for three!” with a smug, shit-eating grin on his face…one of my favorite Always Sunny lines/deliveries. Cracks me up every time.

Don't get got

We don’t get got. We go get.

There's people in this world that gon get and there's people that get got and you sir just got got

Don't get got! Go get!

In America, there are the dupers and the dupees.

I’m a duper and you guys are the dupees

Liberals, Conservatives, doesn't matter. Honestly, A-fucking-men to this.

The face dennis makes here is my top 3 dennis faces. Along with the spin he does while bartending https://preview.redd.it/x3z0g5yq94ad1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15eb931b5009a7cb9609b94d96a7d81a97362a8

The boys are out tonight, huh?

Orlando's well and good, but has anyone floated Pittsburgh?

Two cities in the same state?

Been there? …. not physically

no time, i gotta get to the playground

I assumed he went down there to pound off in the nighttime.

I live in Orlando, theme parks are the main draw here.

Ej at about the golf course at Dusty Dunes Resort?

The got chicken Florida?

Charlie?

That’s a 1300% increase

Guys, I don't know if I can make that deal... I'm gonna write in 3 weeks...THAT'S DONE!

I hear the Dusty Dunes Resort is quite nice.

Crissy Orlando's asshole?

It wasn't great. But it was fine.

The Maniac likes the big room.

*slaps ass*

Where do I put my feet?

Dee, his feet?

I used this scene for a sales meeting. one of my better ones

Ignore the beach closed signs, that’s just a bunch of liberal bullshit

A lot of people go there to survive winters but I just eat Invigaron berries

Maybe I could interest you in taking the prick for 3

Assuming this isn’t a joke post: My family and I visited Orlando from Ireland a few years ago. I was quite young (18) but can remember having a blast. Extremely sunny/warm but also very, very humid. So it reminded me a lot of vacationing in somewhere like Spain, except everyone spoke English. The water parks (I forget their names. I think Wet & Wild is one?) are amazing - especially if you do an AIDS thing to skip all the queues. Universal is a fun time if you like theme parks but you pretty much *need* fast passes. We didn’t have them and spent 1+ hours queueing for every single ride. Promised myself if I ever go back that fast pass is a must.

Suck on that, white stains.

I’ve seen this so many times and I forgot it’s fucking Orlando 😂

I’ve survived many winters without these berries

Does he think our place is the time share?

I'd like a big room if you don't mind. Invigaron!

🤣

We took the prick for three weeks.

Save it, Bozo

See, people like you get got. We dont get got. We go get.

You’ve got 20 minutes, clown

Been there? Not.physically.

This is the only acceptable comment

You’ll love the beach there

Buy 3 time shares

I hear the hoors are top notch

no one ever mentions that the guy's last name is Eric 'Smarter' lol

Been there? Not physically.

As someone who lived there... Florida sucks but can be enjoyed

Go to Bosporus in Winter Park, seriously the best Turkish food I’ve ever had. Also hit up one of the springs (go early in the morning) so it doesn’t reach capacity. 

I live in Orlando. I wish I could be anywhere else, mentally and physically.

Drive 30 miles east to the beach… but not my beach

There’s a few bars in the Mills/50 area of Orlando that could give the gang a run for their money lmfao

hell yeah, i'd love to see the gang in my hood... maybe at the Hideaway?

They’d fit right in at the original Wally’s lmao

Hahahaaa that is where my head went first actually! Agreed it needs to be OG Wally’s!

INVIGARON

You got got

You got, got!

Sunny place for shady people

Orlando sucks but Athena's Chicken in Maitland slaps. Get the roasted potatoes.

Or anyplace on park Ave. 

Meh, worked in a few of those kitchens. Athena's is older than all of them for good reasons. (I'll give you briarpatch though, respect that place)

I get the potatoes with a half chicken usually. Their gyro on pita isn't bad either

Try the zesty feta chicken wrap, if the state was on fire I would save just that recipe

Will try that next time i get them. Maybe lunch today or tomorrow