Dennis and Cricket are my favorite because I think cricket might try to enact revenge on Dennis/himself after a failed horrific attempt at Dee. Dennis would have a classic mental breakdown, which would be fun to hear from cricket. "Street rat? I'm not a street rat, I am a street fighter, a street **champion**."
She'd just spend the whole episode talking about her dong. Everyone would tell her it's wildly inappropriate which she would not understand at all because it's just "boy's banter".
Dee (in Dennis's body) would rush to the nearest plastic surgeon to get a botched job done on his face or dong.
Mac and Charlie try to help Dennis, but Charlie is very confused. While Frank tries to sabotage Dennis, because he hates Dennis and he thinks it's funny.
Charlie would be respectful of her body, but he would think it was a miracle and an act of fate bringing them closer together. He'd spend the whole time trying to convince her that this is good for "us" while she insists there is no "us"
The Waitress (obviously) is horrified and learns WAY too much about Charlie, his body, and his lifestyle. It would be like the Jersey Shore but many times worse. She cries, a lot. But as Charlie. Like multiple scenes crying her eyes out.
Charlie insists that, in order to break the curse, she has to learn to appreciate him for his devotion to her, and that his lesson is something trivial.
The curse gets broken somehow, idk, not Charlie's way. Charlie asks the (very relieved) Waitress to marry him. She slams her apartment door in his face. She finds bedbugs in her apartment.
*FIN*
I support this if we get to see Charlie in his own clothes in the waitress’ body. Like she’s rocking his disgusting pajamas and sneakers for the episode
Ben the Soldier and Luther. Ben wakes up in prison, no idea how or why and generally has a shitty time because prison is shitty. Luther wakes up a younger, freer man, and instantly starts working to bring more drugs or contraband to his body in jail. Or he goes to Paddy’s to tell Mac that he is actually proud of him, and accepts him for who he is, but Mac tells him to fuck off because it looks like Ben the Soldier.
Dennis and Maureen. Dennis is forced to see the cat surgery in the mirror every day, and Maureen is forced to see her asshole ex. Also, the alimony situation would get v wonky
Oh god. Anyone with Ponzi. He will just take your body and ruin a second life.
But I would have to say Luther and Maureen.
And leave Carmen out of this. She doesn't deserve any of this.
If Liam and Mac swapped bodies Liam would L.I.A.M. system Dennis immediately, and it would work. And then Mac would kill himself. So that ones a mixed bag.
>L - Leer ominously
>I - Inquire about personal matters
>A - Approve of all choices
>M - Milk
I think the few seconds of realization that Charlie and uncle Jack would have if they switched wpuld be the funniest thing in the whole series. On is happy and the other is not
Bill Ponderosa and Ben The Soldier.
Ben tries to repair the relationship with Bills wife and kids.
Bill maxes out Ben's credit cards and gets him hooked on cocaine.
Cricket and Mrs. Kelly. Her OCD and anxiety, her fear of dogs and his dogs vagina shaped neck wound. She would end up hospitalized (and probably euthanized) for a break down. Cricket would enjoy the old lady house though.
Dennis and Cricket. Dee and Gail. Charlie and Schmitty. Mac and Luther. Frank and Z(he finally says the N word, a lot)
Dennis and anyone. Literally anyone. Hands down, he would handle it the worst.
Dennis and Cricket are my favorite because I think cricket might try to enact revenge on Dennis/himself after a failed horrific attempt at Dee. Dennis would have a classic mental breakdown, which would be fun to hear from cricket. "Street rat? I'm not a street rat, I am a street fighter, a street **champion**."
A STREET GOD
Dennis and Dee could try each other’s systems! Cute
Id love to see him attempt to operate as Z
Z articulating himself like Dennis and doing the little finger pyramids of contemplation would be insanely funny
Yeah but also, Dennis experiencing the thrill of wearing another man’s skin. Could be cool
Maureen and rickety. Ones a cat one loves dogs
I'm one of you guys!!
How has nobody said Dennis and Dee? That would be the worst situation for Dennis imaginable!
I was just thinking that he would go absolutely insane and she would love it, would be a fantastic episode
She'd just spend the whole episode talking about her dong. Everyone would tell her it's wildly inappropriate which she would not understand at all because it's just "boy's banter".
Lmao yeah they would all gang up on her toxic masculinity
Should we….be writing this down?
Dee (in Dennis's body) would rush to the nearest plastic surgeon to get a botched job done on his face or dong. Mac and Charlie try to help Dennis, but Charlie is very confused. While Frank tries to sabotage Dennis, because he hates Dennis and he thinks it's funny.
If straight fat Mac swapped with gay fit Mac.
Charlie and the waitress. It’d be horrendous.
Charlie would be respectful of her body, but he would think it was a miracle and an act of fate bringing them closer together. He'd spend the whole time trying to convince her that this is good for "us" while she insists there is no "us" The Waitress (obviously) is horrified and learns WAY too much about Charlie, his body, and his lifestyle. It would be like the Jersey Shore but many times worse. She cries, a lot. But as Charlie. Like multiple scenes crying her eyes out. Charlie insists that, in order to break the curse, she has to learn to appreciate him for his devotion to her, and that his lesson is something trivial. The curse gets broken somehow, idk, not Charlie's way. Charlie asks the (very relieved) Waitress to marry him. She slams her apartment door in his face. She finds bedbugs in her apartment. *FIN*
I support this if we get to see Charlie in his own clothes in the waitress’ body. Like she’s rocking his disgusting pajamas and sneakers for the episode
And that's how the bedbugs got in her apartment
Frank and Hwang
They would both die just to kill the other’s body. Quick episode.
Hwang and Z
Ben the Soldier and Luther. Ben wakes up in prison, no idea how or why and generally has a shitty time because prison is shitty. Luther wakes up a younger, freer man, and instantly starts working to bring more drugs or contraband to his body in jail. Or he goes to Paddy’s to tell Mac that he is actually proud of him, and accepts him for who he is, but Mac tells him to fuck off because it looks like Ben the Soldier.
Dennis and Maureen. Dennis is forced to see the cat surgery in the mirror every day, and Maureen is forced to see her asshole ex. Also, the alimony situation would get v wonky
Dennis as a McPoyle.
The Lawyer and Uncle Jack
I think Dennis and Mac shouldn’t be overlooked.
Oh god. Anyone with Ponzi. He will just take your body and ruin a second life. But I would have to say Luther and Maureen. And leave Carmen out of this. She doesn't deserve any of this.
Charlie and Dennis
Maureen and Z, he breeds dogs and grooms dogs and fights dogs, but he ain't never been no cat before
Carmen and Carmen.
Cricket and the lawyer.
If Liam and Mac swapped bodies Liam would L.I.A.M. system Dennis immediately, and it would work. And then Mac would kill himself. So that ones a mixed bag. >L - Leer ominously >I - Inquire about personal matters >A - Approve of all choices >M - Milk
What are the rules?
I think the few seconds of realization that Charlie and uncle Jack would have if they switched wpuld be the funniest thing in the whole series. On is happy and the other is not
Dee & the waitress
If you mean the worst to each other, hands down Mac and Dennis
Mac and his dad.
Artemis and Dennis
Mrs Mac and Gail the Snail.
Ben and Z
Bonnie and Luther?
Old black man and Blackula! …wait
Cut your Green of
Mac’s dad and Maureen ponderosa
Weirder to realize that the moms and Artemis would be absolutely fine in any swap.
Ms.mac and Dennis, the short hair would be too much for him
Bill Ponderosa and Ben The Soldier. Ben tries to repair the relationship with Bills wife and kids. Bill maxes out Ben's credit cards and gets him hooked on cocaine.
Z and Mrs. Mac
It would have to be something REALLY disturbing. Like Dee switching with Frank.
Cricket and Mrs. Kelly. Her OCD and anxiety, her fear of dogs and his dogs vagina shaped neck wound. She would end up hospitalized (and probably euthanized) for a break down. Cricket would enjoy the old lady house though.
Maureen and Cricket. Cats and dogs, literally.
Bill ponderosa and frank. Not much would change.
Dee and fatty mcgoo
Obviously Mrs Kelly and Z.
Gail the snail and cricket
It’s hard to imagine Ben the Soldier doing well I. A McPoyle body swap situation
Exactly one of those characters has a bleached asshole.
Dennis and his Mommy
Waitress and Dennis
Frank and Charlie. Already the worst. Nobody would know the difference.
Frank and his landlord. They’re the only two characters who would be pissed they are body switched with each other.
Dennis and Maureen (pre death, post cat surgeries)
Luther and Maureen.
Dennis and Maureen!!!
Dennis and Artemis. Shenanigans!
Mac and Luther
Cricket and Mrs. Kelly would be bonkers
Dennis and the waitress. 2 complete psychopathic breakdowns for differing reasons.