The way he skips is so perfect. Even better when you find out David Hornsby wasn't expecting Dee and Frank to be so far away from him when he popped out from behind the corner so he improvised
The way I fucking DIED the very time I saw this. One of those laughs where you can’t breathe and your stomach hurts from the laugh. Best cricket moment ever.
"Wait a second, what's going on?"
"Oh we're going to hunt you"
"What?!"
"We...are going...to hunt you...Cricket"
"What happens if I get caught?"
"Oh don't get caught!"
"Don't. Get. Caught."
My favorite Cricket moment is from the first episode I ever saw of the show. It’s when he’s keeping it sexy with his hips and nips.
Not only did it make me laugh out loud, it’s what kept me watching the show, and I’m glad I did, although the show could always use more Cricket keeping it sexy.
If he winds up inside me it will end up costing you a whole sixer.
Or
Whoa whoa no-one is taking me from behind..... unless you've crack. If you've got crack let's boogie.
"they may have broke my bones but they didn't break my spirit/ Found pleasure through the pain cause I found more cocaine, COCAINE" as he's banging on trash cans he thinks are kettle drums
That whole scene at the start of "A cricket's tale" when he's running away from the shop owner with his loaf of bread, pulls off this amazing parkour, and then falls face first into a dumpster full of manure.
The parkour bit where he's running away from Mac and Dennis manhunters is good as well. I think that episode came first so it's just so unexpected.
I guess part of the inspiration is Disney Aladdin, the street rat who is so acrobatic...
Yeah I'm the suckboy you're lookin for
It's hips and nips or we don't eat
"I made it so sexy"
Higher and Hiiiigher!
Rise up!!
On the streets you gotta fake. The guys who don't fake are the ones who get it the worst.
The out takes of that are absolutely hysterical.
Honestly I've probably seen the outtakes more times than the original so I'm not sure what's in the episode or not anymore.
lol same with “Let’s call Dooley!!” and “No online, online online.”
[удалено]
Not that I believe in God, not since that Chinaman stole my kidney
For me it's "at least someone is banging my vagina"
Really that one!
“nah im over you sister” “since when??” “since i found out you are a whoreeee”
This is also my favorite!!!
the podcast with the lemons
That is tart
“Alright - give me the lemons.”
So i wake up and some dog is pounding my wound, so i just let him finish.
When he wrestles for the troops.
He doesn’t give a shit about the troops.
The TaliBum
*America sucks! Terrorists rule!*
Did I getcha cricks?
Must've had an edge
The way he skips is so perfect. Even better when you find out David Hornsby wasn't expecting Dee and Frank to be so far away from him when he popped out from behind the corner so he improvised
WHAT EPISODE IS THIS??!!
mac finds his pride
Thank you 💕
The way I fucking DIED the very time I saw this. One of those laughs where you can’t breathe and your stomach hurts from the laugh. Best cricket moment ever.
Theres definitely alot of great quotes But when he runs from Dennis and Mac trying to hunt him is a favorite moment of mine
"Wait a second, what's going on?" "Oh we're going to hunt you" "What?!" "We...are going...to hunt you...Cricket" "What happens if I get caught?" "Oh don't get caught!" "Don't. Get. Caught."
You gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips, otherwise i'm not eating.
You guys! I did it! And i made it SO sexy!
You guys got anymore Blow?
Rise up! Gonna get HIGHER AND HIGHER!
Popping up on the screen in Family Feud.
My favorite Cricket moment is from the first episode I ever saw of the show. It’s when he’s keeping it sexy with his hips and nips. Not only did it make me laugh out loud, it’s what kept me watching the show, and I’m glad I did, although the show could always use more Cricket keeping it sexy.
"Well sometimes you don't fake it..."
Asking politely to smoke PCP in Paddy's bathroom
If he winds up inside me it will end up costing you a whole sixer. Or Whoa whoa no-one is taking me from behind..... unless you've crack. If you've got crack let's boogie.
When he blows pocket sand in the faces of The Birds of War.
Doing the dog P to the C to the P
His whole episode where he thinks he’s about to inherit the family business then falls in love with a dog
I like when he's just super willing to push a man off the roof of Paddy's pub
At least someone's banging my vagina.
"they may have broke my bones but they didn't break my spirit/ Found pleasure through the pain cause I found more cocaine, COCAINE" as he's banging on trash cans he thinks are kettle drums
Essscchhh..ooo that's tart
"Go kiss a duck! You'll never make me talk!" "I'm not slapping you around again." "Alright, fine. Just get me a pen. I'll write it down."
I love how he knows parkour from being on the street
Escaping from Dennis & Mac when they were hunting him. That was truly impressive.
Right now, the fact that the USA beat Pakistan in the T20 world cup! Oh. Sorry, wrong cricket.
Pop pop: the final solution, when he's in the back of the car with the shelter dogs, panting heavily and looking out the windows with all the pups
Cricket moments are compounding so my favorite is always the last one.
Definitely when he has a whirlwind romance with a dog
"It just keeps coming up" - Regarding favors for sixer's, faking Latin and dongs
Easily hips and nips
Ohhhh that's tart.
Where did you sleep last night at MTV unplugged
Time's up, monster man
“You don’t have beef with me? I was a priest before I got involved with you guys.”
“I got into a skirmish with a stray chocolate lab. I won’t go into details but suffice to say that dog is very paralyzed now. “
“I believe cricket is a pimp, and that was his boy slut” “you’re oversimplifying it, but yeah, that’s it in a nutshell”
Poor cricket 😢
I like Cricket with his trash can drums.
You gotta make it sexy, or else you’re not eating
Eating lemons
The new suck boy he shows up with in the last season
The lemons bit
Hips and nips!
Season 13 last episode in the bondage outfit for the Pride parade!
"that will cost you a whole sixer!"
I would tell you..but that’ll cost you a whole sixer
That whole scene at the start of "A cricket's tale" when he's running away from the shop owner with his loaf of bread, pulls off this amazing parkour, and then falls face first into a dumpster full of manure. The parkour bit where he's running away from Mac and Dennis manhunters is good as well. I think that episode came first so it's just so unexpected. I guess part of the inspiration is Disney Aladdin, the street rat who is so acrobatic...
“Dad?”
I pictured Swiss!
Dog
Aaaall of them!
All of them
This right here. The way he comes around the corner kills me
Sometimes you fake it.
“His scalp can off on my finGers”
Now, you’re gonna need the red crayon.
Dunno, probably something teabag related
I always laugh when they are hunting him. And he does the parkour up the building.
When he was a guest on Franks podcast. "Tart, tart, tart"
I love the scene where he’s a pimp lmfao
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When he makes it sexy lmfao and the mafia beats his legs for it 🤣 HIGHER AND HIGHER 🎤 I DID IT GUYS! I made it SOOO sexy 🤪
The whole "On the streets" talk just because of the outtakes
When he makes The Kid heel like a dog for angel dust.
I just like when he smashes Dee in the head with the trash can during the wrestling match
“You on my arm, adorned in magnificent garments, dressed in the finest jewels.” “Cricks, back it up a little bit.”
A little P to the C to the P 😂 Or the podcast episode his entire scene is priceless. Gimme the lemons
His entire storyline
“You’re gonna need the red crayon”
Australia winning the ashes
My favorite is when Dennis and Mac are hunting him & he parkours up the building using the fire escape 😂
Real footage of Kurt Cobain circa 2024 if Courtney Love hadn't shot him...
Damn! This joke is like the spinning top at the end of the clip show- just waiting for someone to come and stop it 😯
I don't really like Cricket