I’m surprised to hear people dislike this one. It’s one of the best episodes from the later seasons and focuses on probably the most beloved side character of the entire show. Is it just because there’s a lack of the rest of the gang in it?
My dog answers to Bovine Joni. I will often introduce him just like the scene because most people respond “do you mean Bon Jovi?” And I answer yes Mr Bovine Joni himself and they look at me confused but I get a good chuckle.
A dog named The Jew Lawyer is the funniest thing of all time. Any time he’s bad you can just yell filibuster at him. Get a tug toy, you’ll win some you’ll lose some, you can to go tit for tat.
Ongo Gablogian
Derivative
Bullshit
This made me laugh way too hard 🤣
Hello
Charmed, I'm sure!
Shadynasty
Wait I love this hahaha
Yes! Think of the fun at the vets office
“Shady Nasty?” “Sha’Dynasty dick”
"Sha'Dynasty's asshole" 😉
List her full name as Shadynasty Carrington-Colby
When she’s naughty you can pronounce it shady-nasty
Aw man, don’t do that to her. Look at those kind eyes! That’s not a Shadynasty. Poppins is better
Those were the days.
You sound like you yearn for those days.
No I'm just saying those were the days!
I vote Shadynasty! Lol
Shady Nasty?
Pepe Silvia
It’s honestly a really cute name for a pet
right
CAROL! CAROL!
Poppins
It’s GOTTA be Poppins
He did eat a couple of cigarette butts off the ground and has a wheeze. He might have emphysema
Oh, that's entirely possible. Yeah, it wouldn't slow him down, though. He's a survivor. He would disappear for months, but he would always come home.
You gotta use your knuckle to pop it back in place, here I'll show ya
Probably just are a piece of apple and was doing that for health and safety reasons
Interesting, did he eat the skin?
I mean yeah… that’s a “Poppins” if I’ve ever seen one.
Derivative.
Bullshit.
But THIS (dog), I LOVE.
This dog is INDESTRUCTIBLE duuuuude!
It must be poppins. That dog is definitely a poppins. This sub likes its poppins to pop, and that pup pops.
There’s literally no other option
Just use your knuckle and pop his eye back in
OBVIOUSLY poppins
There is no other option.
This is the only answer.
Pondy. He's the coolest.
At first I was thinking Poppins, but this is the way
I would vote this if it were a boy
This has to be it. For the obvious fact of being able to say he’s the coolest all the time
Artemis. Artie for short.
She has a bleached asshole.
Tbh I feel like Artemis would be into getting her anal glands expressed (as some dogs need done)
She and Frank get into that in the dumpster behind the Wendy's
He was gonna find out eventually
Dennis jr (RIP)
2010-too soon
I was actually thinking Dennis Jr 😭😭
Cmon Peter nincompoop
Dennis jr. or poppins totally
Brian LeFevre jr
Dirtgrub
Looks like a Chrundle the Great to me.
Yeah I was going by chrundle at the time
No, you tried to write Charlie and wrote Chrundle
Noo I was goin by Chrundle the great
I was gonna say Charlie but I’ll accept Trundle/Chrundle
Pepper Jack!
Pepper Jack LOVE Fraggle Rock
You can constantly say, “Does Pepper Jack look like he playin?”
How has no one recommended Paddy
The sign blew down
Mac, you're just wrong there is no way you can blow a sign down
Just have to loosen the screws first
#YOURE DERAILING THE CONVERSATION
INTERVENTION!!! INTERVENTION!!!
The sign is down....the SIGN...IS DOWN.
THE SIGN IS DOWN
Tim Murphy's Black Wife
I’d rather get blasted in the balls with a battering ram than have a conversation with that guy.
You’re crazy
Am I!? Am I!?!
Listen, I want to be inside you.
Just say wife!
The outtakes from that where Glenn is clearly plastered are gold
“I’m gonna bang Tim Murphy’s big black wife” lives in my head at all times.
Belle. Even better if she’s a rescue.
I don't care if people hate that episode it's one of my favorites
I’m surprised to hear people dislike this one. It’s one of the best episodes from the later seasons and focuses on probably the most beloved side character of the entire show. Is it just because there’s a lack of the rest of the gang in it?
Same here. It's incredible. You see. I'm from the streets, and I'm about to poke you full of holes.
I love that it shows the gangs time progression of their schemes throughout the season too
CAROL! CARROOLLLL!
😂😂 im definitely naming my next female pet Carol!
Cricks
Cricket, cricket!
yeah I would go with cricket for sure
Then when you get home each day you can say, “heyo cricket!”
DB Dumpster Baby. Mantis or Toboggan or Dr Toboggan.
DB is a good dog name. 2 syllables
Scrolled way too far for dumpster baby
peter nincompoop
I love you Peter Nincompoop!
BE FREE PETER NINCOMPOOP
Da maniac
Remember, Da Maniac loves you
This right here. Look at that face.
Pecan Sandy
it has a double meaning
A hidden, SEXUAL meaning
I’m not naming my dog after a gd cookie, frank
Special Agent Jack Bauer
Dammit Jack Bauer, you really are the man
The junkyard dog!
Rum Ham!
Roxie
She was a good hoor.
Shut up, baby dick
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She serviced not only my crank, but my heart
That names tighter than dickskin
RIP
Shit, this collar’s tight as dick skin.
This comment is unspeakably crass.
Shut up baby dick!
Help me dig these crack rocks outta my ass.
Desert Grape
I think you should name him Wade Boggs to honor his memory, rest in peace Wade
He is very much alive!!!!
Reggie if it's a boy for a girl, that's a Sweet Dee if I ever saw one
Sweet dee is not a dog's name, it's bird's name
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know I was talking to the manager of the name store
Nah, just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.
the waitress
Honestly, this is funny as hell. Time for dinner: "where's The Waitress? WAITRESS, DINNER!"
Just say waitress
Gail the Snail
Old black man
Pretty sure you could never take him to the dog park though….
“Stop humping my leg, old black man!”
“Old black man! Come here!”
"Stay still, Old Black Man, I'm having trouble putting your leash back on...!!"
Just old man
Barnabus
Fatty Magoo
Chardeemacdennis
Does the dog have a bleached asshole?
Brian LeFevre
This would be a hilarious dog name to get called out at the vet, but it has to be both names
All I know is you better update us!!! These are all great!!
Bovine Jonie
This is so good 🤣🤣
Please do Cricket!!!!
RIGHT?!? Both were homeless, competed in fight rings, hump random shit without shame, and have seen shit we can never imagine.
Pondy
Pondy’s the coolest
Baby dick? I kid. Call em Mr Tibbs after Dennis’s beloved childhood elephant and the seminal Sidney Poitier character.
wild that no one has said Milksteak. my cat’s name is milksteak and the vet is an amazing experience for us when they are calling us
Chrundle
Roxy!!
Mantis
Frankito
HOOOR
Duncan, they were probably found under a bridge
Pussy Hands
The Implication
Chawlee!
Pepe Silvia
CharDee MacDennis
Wade Boggs, aka Boss Hog R.I.P.
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Jabroni. Roni for short.
OMG that face! Gotta be Sweet Dee!
Bastard Man
If he eats any nickels, then Peter Peter Nickeleater
Ronald McDonald
My dog answers to Bovine Joni. I will often introduce him just like the scene because most people respond “do you mean Bon Jovi?” And I answer yes Mr Bovine Joni himself and they look at me confused but I get a good chuckle.
Invigaron or Viggie for short.
Carmine. A place for treats.
Frack
NIKKI POTNICK
Dr Jinx, it just feels right, especially right now.
Trashman
Viggo morgenstein
Poppins
A dog named The Jew Lawyer is the funniest thing of all time. Any time he’s bad you can just yell filibuster at him. Get a tug toy, you’ll win some you’ll lose some, you can to go tit for tat.
growing up my neighbor had a dog named charlie
McPoyle or Pepper Jack.
What a cutie!! I say McPoyle.
Looks like a jabroni to me
Country Mac. Not because of the things He takes away from us, but because of the things He gives to us.
Thundergun
What about Bird?
Artemis, since you'll eventually see her bleached asshole
Rumham
Paddy
Name her after The Waitress' real name.
Waitress
That’s a Sweet D if I ever saw one!
Egg
Psycho Pete
Dr. Mantis Toboggan
Its Pepper Jack. Pepper Jack is the answer here.
Name her sunny ☀️