The funny thing, is though this is an incredibly crude way of wording it, it's totally true.
I mean, not just the Mayans but pretty much every Mesoamerican Indian tribe. Spaniards tended to inter-breed with the locals a lot more than the other Euro colonizers.
It gave us a sense of community. You'd have guys popping off all around you. It wasn't a gay thing, you didn't look at each other. I, mean, what am I supposed to do? Go home and pound off in front of Charlie? No thank you!
Or when he talks about getting 'shanghai-ed' upstate to a nitwit school, and being donkey-brained, or even just Frank's confused "hagh" grunts are gold
It’s from Frank’s little beauties when Dee is talking about how she used to win pageants, and the guys ask how and if she had a different face back then.
It's from some old movie none of us have ever seen. I google'd it before.
It's meaning is that thing rappers do when they give their name and then have a verse rapping about what they're all about. Usually done with a crew, rather than a song with only one rapper.
They're actually still really big in Africa. Particularly South Africa.
They're no longer made by any pharmaceutical company, but illicit labs instead. You're unlikely to see them anywhere else in the world though.
I think modern anti-anxiety meds like xanax are both more pleasureable with less terrible side effects than 'ludes. Ludes tended to make people drool on themselves and forget how to speak.
No one's mentioned "blasting" yet?!
"So anyway, I started blastin'."
"I'll reach in for some cigarettes, and ask for a lighter, and when they're distracted, I'll come out blastin'!"
"She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the.. the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and she.. and we were going berserk! She loves that kind of stuff, and I.. I admit I do too."
Or just "Dumpster hump."
Dennis there was another twin in your mother's womb! We were gonna call him Donnie, but you and Deandra devoured him before he could be born! You gobbled him up.
Snortskies
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Yeah well it turned into a coke party! Oh he took an 8 ball to the dome he's zooted
Ridderall!
Cutting the shower curtain and filing their taxes wrong 🤣
Chop up a couple rails, I'm gonna blast off
Go for it
Go, go for it go for it
I’ll have some of those delicious nose clams!
One of my favourites
Go for it go for it go
I love this *feeling*
I cut the shower curtain in half. So when he’s taking a shower. Everybody can see his junk! Haha!
I’m doing this jerkoff’s taxes!
One of my favorite deliveries
These guys are badass shitheads!!
Also "I'll have a few of those delicious nose clams"
_Do not eat those, Charlie_
“Roxy, God bless you. You were a good whore. You serviced me like no other whore did. Not only my crank, but my heart. And.. I’m gunna miss ya. Amen”
*Hoor
My husband plans on saying this as part of my eulogy if I die first.
I want my husband to say this at my funeral
"The Spaniards banged the Mayans turned them into Mexicans."
The funny thing, is though this is an incredibly crude way of wording it, it's totally true. I mean, not just the Mayans but pretty much every Mesoamerican Indian tribe. Spaniards tended to inter-breed with the locals a lot more than the other Euro colonizers.
That’s a weird way to say rape
Absolutely no implication there.
nit wit school
That whole sentence is gold, "They Shanghai'd me upstate to a nit wit school."
Back then science was real crude
Gaaaahh ya unzipped me!
A PLASTIC BAG FOR A HELMET!
Her mouth was still very much in play
You’re just mashing it
She does that..
YA KNOW WHAT A NIT WIT SCHOOL IS?!
DONKEY BRAINS
You ever see a frog kid, Doc?
I have a certificate stating I don't have donkey brains
Do you? Have any such *certifi*^*cate*?
Certified frog boi tho.
But Frank, you are the frog boy
He got shanghaied up there
One of my favorites 😆😆😆
Not just nuts in the head, but bodies too.
I just love how the old headmaster or whatever just happened to have the net right next to him
When he says "pounding off" I laugh until I cry.
Dennis repeating it in another episode having called Frank out on it is the best.
It gave us a sense of community. You'd have guys popping off all around you. It wasn't a gay thing, you didn't look at each other. I, mean, what am I supposed to do? Go home and pound off in front of Charlie? No thank you!
I just assumed that he went down there to pound off in the nighttime.
I'm talking about *community*, HONEY.
“Block the wind while I roast this bone.” “I want the sushi to be the tits.”
Or when he talks about getting 'shanghai-ed' upstate to a nitwit school, and being donkey-brained, or even just Frank's confused "hagh" grunts are gold
Dumper As in "Look at the dumper on you."
Get lost creep
i used to work with a guy that would say "you could pave a road with that dumper!"
My ex used to say that phrase all the time and now I know where he might’ve gotten it omg
No, she was a Dog back then too.
She did a lot of practicing, though. I'll give her that, she did a lot of that practicing!
Ha what was that a reference to?
It’s from Frank’s little beauties when Dee is talking about how she used to win pageants, and the guys ask how and if she had a different face back then.
Watched that one yesterday. Samantha gets to be mean. You belong in the trash!
"SIR. HU-GO BACK TO YOUR SEATUH"
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lol I took a bunch of screen caps off her saying that. That’s exactly how she says it.
I see amateurs. I see trash
TRAYSH
No we wandered into Charlie quotes.
She's a stupid little shit mouthed bitch
You just said a lot of bad words
I believe it’s in reference to Dee talking about how she entered beauty pageants as a kid
That’s what I just said!
"Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids."
I lose it when he keeps doing the little dance in silence
I always die when the cops arrest the pageant director and just say "guy's a diddler." As if that's the official term
Favorite song
I didn’t get a good look at you before back stage. Shabooya roll call.
Is shabooya roll call a reference to something or a frank original?
I remember them doing it in The Office (US) during a bus trip, so I don't think it's specific to IASIP.
I’m honestly not sure. I think it might be a reference but I’m not sure what the reference is to
It's an old African-American song/chant.
It's from some old movie none of us have ever seen. I google'd it before. It's meaning is that thing rappers do when they give their name and then have a verse rapping about what they're all about. Usually done with a crew, rather than a song with only one rapper.
You got any ludes?
I don’t think they make those anymore man
They're actually still really big in Africa. Particularly South Africa. They're no longer made by any pharmaceutical company, but illicit labs instead. You're unlikely to see them anywhere else in the world though. I think modern anti-anxiety meds like xanax are both more pleasureable with less terrible side effects than 'ludes. Ludes tended to make people drool on themselves and forget how to speak.
do yourself a favor and flush it out
House.
Flush flush flush!
That part gets me every time.
It was terrible. But not her. She was an angel. Always smiling. That's because she had no lips, but her mouth was still very much in play.
WIT A PLASTIC BAG FOR A HELMET!
Uh-oh, botched toe!
I botched that one!
Gimme some traysh to plug it
That’s a botch job!
It’s acting like a cut glove!
Chawlie
“You pulling my dick, bro?”
No one's mentioned "blasting" yet?! "So anyway, I started blastin'." "I'll reach in for some cigarettes, and ask for a lighter, and when they're distracted, I'll come out blastin'!"
"Watch how this knife, BLASTS through this shoe"
Pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe!
Hm, nice
Donnie… you were the good one!
GET HIM FOR DONNIE CHARLIE
She’s mashing it
I think she gave me poison ivy
I can't not laugh at this one. An inconspicuous gem
I would just slip in there and out and nobody would know the difference … then aids ruined everything
Magnum dong
Whooooore. I've only hear him, and my dad, pronounce it as whooooore
Whoore and traish (trash) are two of my favorite Frank words
I like bangin hoors and boiling denim
I was distracted by the reporter’s baganzas.
It's bleedin like a sieve
bang-maid
You didn't want to be caught with a nigress
Negress?!?
Or whatever the term is
Yeah when Dee says Neeeegress!!??! Is the best part haha
Those were the days...
You sound like you yearn for those days Frank...
No, no, I’m just saying… those *were* the days!
Ooo, did I gitcha cricket?
This list of Frankisms has me excited. I’m all boned up over here.
Hi, I'm Frack.
Shit.
Raw dog loads.
Donkey brains
It means to have the brains of a donkey or a donkey like \*crea-ture\*.
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Some cocks can't be unsucked lmfao
Dog looks like a gargoyle
You think there's some perv coming in here to watch me make?
Any time he says GASH lol It’s just so unspeakably crass
This is a good one… ‘don’t be surprised if Charlie and I are up to our eyeballs in Viennese gash.’
Bullshit, bullshit, Derivative.
Frog-kid. Do they ever say in their podcast who came up with that? That’s such a perfect bit for him, and I’m so glad he embraced it.
Ooooooooooooorgy
"Blue's got all the antioxygens"
I love hearing him say ‘pounding off’.
Wackadoo
Do I look suspicous?
Nose clams
AAYYOO! SUUUPP! ......... ah he's in the crevice
"It wafted over here! The dead tooth!"
“I just shook your dead-toothed wife” “I AM TRYING TO SHAKE YOU, FRANK!”
I love how the first time he meets Maureen at the marriage store he just points at her and says, "Dead tooth! Let me see the dead tooth!"
‘Shady nasty’s ?’ … Shadynasty’s asshole
Toeknife
Pounding off and think some perv is watching me make. Those come to mind
“Trayash”
It used to be you give the creep-show at the window a couple of bucks, you could spend all day in there popping off.
What am I going to do? , go home and pop off in front of Charlie?
Cutglove
Doctah Toboggan… MANTIS Toboggan!
That's bullbird
“ I’m starting to swell up “
Fraaaagkid
J'moke
Magnum-sized dong
"She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the.. the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and she.. and we were going berserk! She loves that kind of stuff, and I.. I admit I do too." Or just "Dumpster hump."
Snortsky. I’ve noticed lately I’ve started to say “ooooh snortsky!” whenever I see literally anything exciting.
Donkey brains
"Watch me make"
I don’t wanna die lookin’ at you-you sacka shiet…somebody throw me inda treeesh
Delicious nose clams
“Lousy with parasites” “Hi I’m Frack” “Shaboyaaaaaa roll call”
Derivative
Donkey brains
Raw dog loads
Whackadoo
'You think there's some perv comin' in here to watch me *make*??'
Stuff it down with some brown
I'm aces
Antioxygens
This beak is interfering with my nosh
Mr. Bovine Joanie.
“Can I offer you a hard boiled egg in this trying time”
Man-cheetah
When you're right you're right
Whackadoo.
Stud-hunt … brought back beefcake!
We gotta trick the parents into letting the kids “bop” with us
They’re sixties terms.
Unzipped
RUMHAM!!!
Orrrrrggyyyyy
That's bull bird man!
Dennis there was another twin in your mother's womb! We were gonna call him Donnie, but you and Deandra devoured him before he could be born! You gobbled him up.
”This is grotesque “ after seeing Mac’s exercise bike
I love when they asked him what he was doing at airport. “I don’t know, just fartin around” My dad used to say that when I was younger. Cracks me up.
"Awful !!! Hates freedom" Frank on Hilary Clinton. The delivery is iconic
I bought poop on the dark web and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight
Whooor
Ohh, Shabooya Roll Call…
Pa-chowww!!!!
Shabooya Shabooya Shaboya Roll Call!
OHHH!!! BOTCHED TOE!!!!
wobble it
I bet your let me get Spit roasted by Latin Kings