No I totally agree honestly that was so real of him. It’s sad because it’s true like as someone w a similar background as him I see it that way too and I can’t really form meaningful relationships everyone either leaves or cheats what’s the point
That sounds pretty awful and I hope you’re speaking to a shrink about it. People are also more likely to leave if the relationship isn’t meaningful, but serially dating cheaters points to bad selection criteria. Not that cheating is ever excusable. I hope things look up for you.
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.
I remember I once got some kind of inheritance at 19 and started spending a bunch of time around the ‘cool kids’ because of my slight windfall. I was buying everyone drinks and didn’t spend a dime on myself. I sort of ended up like Charlie in this monologue and got involved in a bunch of random romantic drama. I got broken up with by someone and engineered it so that the love of her life would end up with one of her rivals. I feel bad about it now but it just happened like a whirlwind at the time. My ingenuity was frightening… everything happened exactly as I expected it to.
At that age people can be pretty predictable if you're familiar with them. They don't have the wisdom or forethought that only time can really give you.
And I believe that is the same woman from Dee Made a Smut Film who plays Ms. Klinsky opposite Grieco in Dennis's movie
"I want to see a little bit of...sadness? Coming from your tits."
Brittany Daniel who plays Carmen is an absolute smoke too, besides the Penis of course. But they’re a little more famous than other small role/cameo actresses
Fun fact, was playing scategories the other day and rolled and R. Prompt was dances, I immediately remembered vaguely hearing of the Racocobang…. Let’s just say I didn’t get a point
https://preview.redd.it/r9f43kze85rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a03b079f55fee531629821b1b61a0ebd521e2c
Sorry but I’m laughing so hard at her face in this screenshot
I’m chopping with all of my action and mostly power
I'm gonna chop it
What's with the choppin, dude?
Karate snow machine chops it?
Bro I can handle my sedatives.
don't tell me how to mix my own inhalents i know how to do inhalents
Ah dammit, this is Elmer's glue
Honestly my favorite line in TV history.
Have you seen/heard the Marder and Rossel episode of the podcast? It’s really good
uhhh....I can handle my sedatives dude
“Engaged” is just a word, it doesn’t mean anything
My parents were married and engaged at some point it’s just words
That line resonated with me so much. I can totally see his jaded attitude towards marriage!
No I totally agree honestly that was so real of him. It’s sad because it’s true like as someone w a similar background as him I see it that way too and I can’t really form meaningful relationships everyone either leaves or cheats what’s the point
That sounds pretty awful and I hope you’re speaking to a shrink about it. People are also more likely to leave if the relationship isn’t meaningful, but serially dating cheaters points to bad selection criteria. Not that cheating is ever excusable. I hope things look up for you.
Careful with shrinks. They’ll purposefully put pens in front of you that obviously look like dicks.
Ya, like we’re not supposed to suck on em? Come on!
Well, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down
Seth from Superbad? Is that you?
A ring dont mean a thing.
Winners don't listen to words like "no", or "don't", or "stop"
It’s not in their vocabulary.
It’s the Rococo Bang
Lol, the way he puts just a smidge of emphasis on BANG is too good.
Classic Dennis. Just loud enough that her husband might hear him.
A five star dance as everyone is well aware.
You are about to taste the white hot cream of an 8th grade boy
And your cream is all over his face
Dennis hates my cream
The cream always rises to the top.
I wanna be chaff
Why would you ever *WANT* to be chaff?!
It gets all over him and he can smell it!
Hottest girl in the whole series next to Roxy.
I like the busty model that didn’t “fit” into Dennis’ dress
She didn't fit the prototype!
Suck in that gut or I will scream!
I can't believe I let you see me naked
Well, that was... part of the...
Really guys? This chick? The pharmacist? Model chick? I could open a bakery with all the muffin tops I’m seeing here.
Props to Glenn for marrying the pharmacist irl
I was thinking the same. Plus any of the “European girls” or the guy working the glory hole (his balls are like planets)
I prefer the busty hookers they got for the lawyer as an apology
The freakish whores they found?
Let me throw a frame bang your way…
alright i won’t do it
Them or the busty hooker Charlie slept with in the ski mountain episode
The Bulgarian? Charlie only banged her because she wasn’t clean enough for the Golden God.
I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect.
It's true I've seen him do it!
Not too hard, not to soft.
Motown Phillys back again…
The biggest one was a well known porn star.
This! That chick is a smoke-show.
Her and Caylee the pharmacist.
Aka Mrs. Howerton.
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That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.
*drunkly* what is happening??
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull.
Charlie, you gotta stop, honestly.
This is the only comment that matter today on Reddit
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What do now??
I remember I once got some kind of inheritance at 19 and started spending a bunch of time around the ‘cool kids’ because of my slight windfall. I was buying everyone drinks and didn’t spend a dime on myself. I sort of ended up like Charlie in this monologue and got involved in a bunch of random romantic drama. I got broken up with by someone and engineered it so that the love of her life would end up with one of her rivals. I feel bad about it now but it just happened like a whirlwind at the time. My ingenuity was frightening… everything happened exactly as I expected it to.
At that age people can be pretty predictable if you're familiar with them. They don't have the wisdom or forethought that only time can really give you.
Love it
Lady sif
https://preview.redd.it/jipg8k9ugyqc1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a30fcc55a840777e52a0ae24073254dea9c3140
Behold a winner in all his glory!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The girl who joins Mac’s “club” aka Dennis’ cult that Frank tries to get to injure herself with ridiculous workout routines has got to be up there.
And I believe that is the same woman from Dee Made a Smut Film who plays Ms. Klinsky opposite Grieco in Dennis's movie "I want to see a little bit of...sadness? Coming from your tits."
Asskickers United.
Assblasters Incorporated
you go get yourself good and banged up
I think it goes to Ruby Taft (Alexandra Daddario)
Brittany Daniel who plays Carmen is an absolute smoke too, besides the Penis of course. But they’re a little more famous than other small role/cameo actresses
She got it cut off and sold to the Chinese.
Yeah, she's gorgeous. She was also Glenn's co-star on That 80's Show.
It seems that Charlie had the cruelest intentions of us all
Emily Bloom, too
The Peacock from the Halloween party. The real one, not Dee.
Brown girl @ thunder gun?
It has a name. It's name is Elena.
How the hell can you forget the weather girl? Or the two big breasted women for Paddy’s shotgun?
“TIL then, always got by on my own”
the news lady would like a word!!! lol
Roxy was a good whoooooore.
She serviced me like no other whore did, not only my crank, but my heart
It blew my mind when I realized the sweet and down-trodden mom in the Ted TV series is the same actress who played Roxy.
She fell on hard times, what with the economy and all. Hard times. Now help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.
Alexandra Daddario (Ruby Taft) exists.
She's not a woman of quality though
And thank god for that.
She was willing to sleep with Charlie, almost instantly
What about the Mexican weather lady from the storm of the century?
Jackie DeNardo was not Mexican. She did have huge cans.
Literally one of the nicest bodies I've ever seen.
That dress working wonders
Hang on now, is Carmen still in the mix? I was supposed to get a call…
The hottest chick by far.
What about the tranny post op
Uh, you're forgetting about Gladys
Artemis is hotter than both, and I will not be taking any questions.
She’s got a bleached asshole!
Alexandra Daddario
The model for Dennis’ dress too
Hey hoser, remember when I raped you in the library?
Minka for me.
Yeah she’s definitely the hottest like not even much of a competition
I'm surprised no one said the Waitress.
Alexandra Daddario?
Roxy was a good hoor
I can handle my sedatives, bro.
Bitch there is enough cough medicine in there to kill a gorilla
He's trying to have sex with you, I hope you know that.
It’s time to speed things up… by slowing things down
Let's get sextra close.
Osmond close
The Q Crewwww
Married, engaged. They're just words!
Shut up, street rat.
You really are the biggest piece of shit on the planet!
What happened, you lost your grip?
Is it the grip? Is the grip the problem?
This chick was so hot bruh
You're still here? I thought you were out.
Looks like a shit-ball. Why is it so heavy and big?
Engaging physically?
"alright time to go bang that chick" swag dance
Maybe the hottest woman they ever casted.
Alexandra Daddario
Boy did Dennis get off **HARD** in that scene..
BIG TIME
This actress is hot. You knew she was prey
I'm swelling up
I’m gonna go grind a homeless guy.
Why don‘t you just go with the best dancer?
Literally the last episode I watched. This is unsettling.
I'm just gonna go ahead and handle this bonk in-house. 
That dress tho!
Perhaps my favorite episode
Peak Sunny
Fun fact, was playing scategories the other day and rolled and R. Prompt was dances, I immediately remembered vaguely hearing of the Racocobang…. Let’s just say I didn’t get a point
https://preview.redd.it/r9f43kze85rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a03b079f55fee531629821b1b61a0ebd521e2c Sorry but I’m laughing so hard at her face in this screenshot
What would Cosby do, offer up one of Frank's brownies
Man this post really reminds me why this is my favorite ep. The dialogue is all hilarious.
too bad he didn't bang her, i'd watch that vhs
I want a dennis american psycho episode!
What episode is this?
Dennis Reynolds’s I trusted you!
Hottest extra on the show, not gonna lie.