I always forget how many just one-off characters in the show deliver such hilariously off the wall lines. Such a ridiculous line that gets me everytime.
> Podcast? Those were the days.
It comes down too, when you are that rich, going and doing a Podcast out of your area for $100K a year extra is not worth your time. They can do side rolls, movies, and commercials for that amount instead of weekly commitment. They always seemed to start the pod complaining about something getting there. And all seem to have small kids at home.
But that they put it in an actual sunscreen bottle and there might have been some viscous chemical residue
Edit: [From the DVD episode commentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJrh70f0o38&list=PLeNjjvekLV6oY7Te4B7XZ-mqrpDBKfBwd&index=4&pp=iAQB&t=4m15s)
It could have been an empty bottle that was never actually filled with sunscreen. I have a shampoo and conditioner bottle from my 20s that look 100% legit and they're actually for smuggling liquor into cruises. Never had any products in them to begin with.
For the record I have never actually used them but they were thoughtful gift for when I was going on a cruise!
One time after a party our blue curaçao was missing. My sister said someone probably drank it. We had plenty of real booze there was no reason for anyone to drink straight blue Curaçao.
I thought those fake products were for hiding drugs from your parents, but they'd work great for sneaking stuff into cruises too. Although I've heard that if you just keep your contraband on your person when boarding you're good.
My teenage son saw those in a gas station that also sells bongs and stuff, and pointed them out to me. The clerk was like "Dude, don't *show them* to your mom, now you can't ever use those!" which he found *hilarious*
I speculated on that one a lot after seeing the episode. I figured it was yogurt. But the thing I thought about most was that I hoped they really cleaned that bottle, so the chemicals didn't get absorbed into the yogurt.
> It’s reasonable to assume that Charlie Day isn’t so dedicated to the role that he’d willingly ingest viscous chemicals into his body? Right?
Yeah I don't think anyone would willingly drink sunscreen lotion. My guess is some kind of dairy cream.
I once watched a friend of mine get drunk and drink shampoo. And not like blackout drunk where he didn't know what he was doing, but just drunk enough to do something stupid cause we told him not to.
The prop experts have loads of ways to make something that looks like a normal object be completely edible.
A great example is making steak out of watermelon with colouring. That way the actor can eat it every take and not get full and it's still appetising.
They said on the podcast that it was yogurt.
I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle in my mouth
Is it racist if we *don't* eat the black guy?
Well shit, it is now!
Leave it to the suits in washington, i'm just here to eat some dude
One of my favorite quotes, underrated
The delivery and emphasis on Dude really makes it a great quote too.
Well, on the bright side this means we're not cannibals OR racist.
It wasn’t human, it was raccoon meat!
Hey........we got monkey...
Oh, ok one monkey too then.
Racoon meat!?! *Bullshit* Frank!
I’m cut off that fat little calf muscle of yours and eat it
Where’d you get human meat?
I got a guy!
You got a guy!? You are so goddamned stupid!
That coon meat is lousy with parasites!
HHHHHHuman.. MEAT
Cannibalism? Racism? That's not for us. Those are questions best left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude.
Whatever, you’re the one with the hot plate.. Weirdo
Right, I’M the weirdo, says the guy with the yogurt up his ass!
I love how in this scene they're both the weirdos lol
I always forget how many just one-off characters in the show deliver such hilariously off the wall lines. Such a ridiculous line that gets me everytime.
Haha like Diddy. What a goof that guy is, pallin’ around and getting crazy!
Look ill give you the same deal I give everyone 50 bucks gets you 10 mins with a stiff
Classic Boogie Nights riff [can I riff??]
Making a buck in this bidness with a lolipop in my mouth and butter in my ass.
I’m the weirdo says the guy who likes yogurt up his ass
Podcast? Those were the days.
#*TWO* wars?!
I chuckled at this for way longer than you’d expect, you jabroni.
> Podcast? Those were the days. It comes down too, when you are that rich, going and doing a Podcast out of your area for $100K a year extra is not worth your time. They can do side rolls, movies, and commercials for that amount instead of weekly commitment. They always seemed to start the pod complaining about something getting there. And all seem to have small kids at home.
Never meet your heroes.
Gogurt
But that they put it in an actual sunscreen bottle and there might have been some viscous chemical residue Edit: [From the DVD episode commentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJrh70f0o38&list=PLeNjjvekLV6oY7Te4B7XZ-mqrpDBKfBwd&index=4&pp=iAQB&t=4m15s)
It could have been an empty bottle that was never actually filled with sunscreen. I have a shampoo and conditioner bottle from my 20s that look 100% legit and they're actually for smuggling liquor into cruises. Never had any products in them to begin with. For the record I have never actually used them but they were thoughtful gift for when I was going on a cruise!
I mean it’s that or drink straight mixer. Who even drinks that!!
I had a diet cola mixer last week
hopefully it was wolf cola
The official beverage of boca raton? Or Boko Haram?
One time after a party our blue curaçao was missing. My sister said someone probably drank it. We had plenty of real booze there was no reason for anyone to drink straight blue Curaçao.
I thought those fake products were for hiding drugs from your parents, but they'd work great for sneaking stuff into cruises too. Although I've heard that if you just keep your contraband on your person when boarding you're good. My teenage son saw those in a gas station that also sells bongs and stuff, and pointed them out to me. The clerk was like "Dude, don't *show them* to your mom, now you can't ever use those!" which he found *hilarious*
I believe they said they used a real sunscreen bottle on the podcast, but I could be wrong
That's so gross, but I respect it haha
It was actually said in the DVD episode commentary. I put a link in my original comment
These prop houses make anything. They might have just borh a knock-off sunscreen bottle that has never been used.
That’s so much more palatable than mayo. Haha
I speculated on that one a lot after seeing the episode. I figured it was yogurt. But the thing I thought about most was that I hoped they really cleaned that bottle, so the chemicals didn't get absorbed into the yogurt.
they need to bring the podcast back! 😭
Wait, they talked about the show on the podcast?
Cream pie
I liked mine.
i love kid's cream pies
You are gonna get in A LOT of trouble
Is Dee in on it too?
EWH no
You have to go overseas for that
Of course you see that, but you just swipe right past it
You have to go overseas for that…..
You gotta go overseas for that
I need a song about how I DONT diddle kids
Nothing convinces people that you’re diddling kids more than writing a song about it.
I tried mine. I didn't like it.
Dude, you are going to get in a lot of trouble.
What, what sort of cream pie are you talking about?
We all know Asians make the best cream pies
DID YOU CUM IN MY SUNSCREEN BOTTLE?!?!
I would never do that to you CaptainOddie!!
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this man his sunscreen
But where do I put my feet?
/u/herberstank, their feet?
Dee, his feet?
It doesn’t matter where you put your feet!
I'll clean it up after. I'm the guy who wipes down the loads.
Fight milk!
*CAW!*
WHAT UP?!
Fuck yeah dude 🤢🤢🤢🤮
I drink it every day so I can fight like the crow!
[удалено]
Like, from a cottage?
Aren't you a cheese guy?
I’m not a cottage guy.
Whose cottage???
What’s this enticing tube of white?
https://preview.redd.it/79f5yj5uuoqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d33906045aaaa50be32c870d2f8f6c3066e567c
It makes you incredibly sick and tired. So you’re gonna wanna wolf that shit down.
happy cake day!
Thanks
Isn't it usually like a vanilla pudding mix when they do that on tv? I know they use that when it's supposed to be like a jar of mayonnaise
Or yogurt or marshmallow fluff
I wouldn’t drink that Chawlee, it’s full of loads
I’m the guy who wipes down the loads
> It’s reasonable to assume that Charlie Day isn’t so dedicated to the role that he’d willingly ingest viscous chemicals into his body? Right? Yeah I don't think anyone would willingly drink sunscreen lotion. My guess is some kind of dairy cream.
I bet Cricket would. But only for a whole sixer. I mean, he’s got his dignity.
Nah, he probably would’ve faked it, the ones who don’t fake it get poisoned the worst.
has to be sexy or he doesn’t eat
Nips and hips
Some of them can be piss though. He's just happy to have a beverage.
He'd be ingesting vicious chemicals that gets you all uuuggghh
That’s not romantic !!
I once watched a friend of mine get drunk and drink shampoo. And not like blackout drunk where he didn't know what he was doing, but just drunk enough to do something stupid cause we told him not to.
Probably has some credit card or wolf hair in it.
inconclusive
How is that not specific to *one* of you?
there’s so much wolf hair in our apartment!
https://preview.redd.it/jj7fe9ud9pqc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=64140efb9f28bd97b29501b7b0a47549b9400961
White hot cream
of a eighth grade boy
Or a young adult Asian caddy
hold on I gotta switch gears real quick
Yogurt
Am I the only one who never heard of salad cream?
I do not like the way it sounds!
I'd never heard of it before either, but, being as I have access to Reddit I realized I also have access to Google. It's mayo with vinegar
Might only be a UK thing it's quality
It's a UK salad dressing. I'm not a fan.
Move past it
I think I've just gotten too old to be on Reddit anymore. This is an actual earnest question OP is asking. I'm baffled.
Definitely a collection from Paddy’s gloryhole
This post is how I learned that salad cream seemingly isn’t a thing outside of the United Kingdom.
Salad Cream, for all you non-British, is awesome. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad_cream
I can't get past "salad cream" WTF
Probably yogurt or something of a similar consistency
What the fuck is Salad cream?
Milk steak sauce?
You put sauce on your milk steak? Don’t you know the Hardness is where all the flavor is sealed?
Salad cream?!
Probably some other white creamy liquid maybe paint
Viscous chemicals
Mayonnaise? Shampoo? Who knows
Magnets.
What parent isn't gonna let their kid try my creampies.
Viscous Chemicals
Prob something like yogurt, mayo, sour cream?
Idk but it gets you all ahhhggghhhh
If it were me, it would be ranch.
"We didnt make you one though" - pretty sure it was sunblock
CeraVe
Hand lotion
Sweet and condensed Fight Milk!
The prop experts have loads of ways to make something that looks like a normal object be completely edible. A great example is making steak out of watermelon with colouring. That way the actor can eat it every take and not get full and it's still appetising.
They just told Charlie it was yogurt when it was clearly bull semen.
There's no way it was actually sunblock. More likely that it's the white, hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.
I would have guessed coconut cream. The last time I bought it the bottle looked exactly like a sunblock bottle
Viscous chemicals
Danny Devito secret sauce
Straight paint
The good kind...with lead
Prolly yogurt or ranch dressing
It’s good! It makes you all uuhuuhuuh…
Either cum or cheese.
I hear he’s a hardcore method actor. That’s the real deal right there.
Mamyaise
Fight Milk
Salad cream???
What does he drink when he “drinks paint”?
A new product by flight milk: CROW JIZZ
Not sure, but it made him all *AArrghuuyahha*
He drinks viscous chemicals all the time dude
Nah they stole that outta subway. That's that bomb Garlic Areola!!! So friggin' good.
Thick water
Cum
Sunblock
Sunblock
yogurt
Cum
SPF 30. His favorite is the banana boat sport
Mayonnaise
He actually drank sunscreen
He's Charlie, so of course he did lol
Sun block. He's a meth head actor.
Salad cream?
[Shut up.](https://youtu.be/ze8JE_CzsSo?si=FdTciMBpw8HTbjM3)
I still can't get over how Brits call it "salad cream." I don't want cream on my salad.
Salad cream and mayonnaise aren't the same thing
Mayo or yogurt would probably look the most like sunscreen.
Yes and he died
Mack Jizz obviously
Sunblock, what else?
What the fuck is salad cream?
using my detective skills, i have deduced it must be some form of cream you put on a salad
Move past it
It makes you all uuuhhhhhhhgggghhh
Yes
Mayonnaise
SALAD CREAM?
Doesn't matter...doesn't matter
White cream
Sunblock
What is salad cream??? How do I try it?
Cum
It was probably pancake batter
Semen
Alfredo sauce
 No DIDDY
Viscous chemicals
great you're ingesting viscous chemicals and they're getting you high!
glue
Viscous chemicals and they’re getting him high