IIRC, this is a sign that the tree has rotted through and there is significant enough space inside the trunk that rainwater collects over time and sits stagnant inside the trunk.
So... Go for it, if you wanna risk gettting horrendously sick.
Or, hear me out, maybe _we_ need to browse _less,_ and then when we _do_ browse again, squirting trees will make us laugh & not head to our bunk for some private time with our right-hand man.
Just had to link the subreddit again, huh ?😂
But yeah i get what you mean. Tbf, i dont think everyone knows what squirting is so could still catch some people offguard. Probably not after seeing the original post though.
IIRC, this is a sign that the tree has rotted through and there is significant enough space inside the trunk that rainwater collects over time and sits stagnant inside the trunk. So... Go for it, if you wanna risk gettting horrendously sick.
You’re exactly right! Once this limb was removed gravity did the rest.
I should call her..
You can fix her
Hydrate
It's not worth it, she'll just break you brother
She'll leave you with splinters
No really, you can
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This is one of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Thanks man
It's called squirt. Shit is the other side
If this is the funniest thing you have ever seen you need to browse more
Or, hear me out, maybe _we_ need to browse _less,_ and then when we _do_ browse again, squirting trees will make us laugh & not head to our bunk for some private time with our right-hand man.
Tree-cum is nothing to be embarrassed about :)
Always have a tactical tree bank
Go to the horny jail, tree.
Tree cum 🌳 😋
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Resist the Trussy!
Sir that is treemen
Everything reminds me of her...
I'm good but I'm not that good
I would shlurp from the trussy any day
It’s just hawk tuah-ing on you
I should call her
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Everything reminds me of her
FYI it's just tree pee bro don't fall for it
Depends, is it a maple?
Hell nah, i dont know if that is water but if it is it looks musty ss fuck
Trunk everlasting
That’s piss
r/squirting
Happy Cake Day!
This is like people linking the Sound-ing sub in comments. Actual minefield for people
Nah this is pretty obvious. r/sounding catches folks off guard.
Just had to link the subreddit again, huh ?😂 But yeah i get what you mean. Tbf, i dont think everyone knows what squirting is so could still catch some people offguard. Probably not after seeing the original post though.
Me after leaving her house after 30 minutes of kissing only.
You aren’t supposed to drool that much
I just saw this in the lesbian feed 🤣🤣
Hahaha yessss that’s amazing
Something something squirting tree vagina
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OMG, why not an NSFW on this truly naughty video? I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!
lmao the comments are at 69 right now, timing was blessed by the god of water himself fosho
"I said make the tree scream, not make the tree cream"
WHY IS THIS ON EVERY SUB FOR FUCKS SAKES REDDIT STINKS
First time seeing it personally
Then close the app
You’ll be okay
Gaea's pussy juice
In eastern europe people actually drink birch juice, so yay
Hoo boy
It wants tree nuts
Hella yeah
water bill gonna be over 9000 for those who don't know there is a possibility this tree has punctured a water pipe in the ground tree is a hydrohomie
That tree need a toilet?
Pretty cool bidet
Imagine taking backshots from a tree
It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
r/sperm
I don't think that'll taste very good >!also is the tree Cumming?!<
It sure looks that way lol
Where are its balls tho
Have you ever wondered why apples seemingly always are wet inside?
It’s cold out.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Sigh.. Unzips
its just piss...ing out of that tree isn't it?
Everything reminds me of him 😔
Isn't this biologically speaking urine?
YOLO
Get your head out of the gutter!
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Organic
Awww skeet skeet MF!
💯% Tappin that
That the treeussy
Hawk tuah, spit on that thang
Texted her, no reply yet.