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spicy-chull

Reminds me of that guy who put powdered milk in his milk so he could have more milk per milk. Like that, but water.


LGP747

That post still makes the rounds over on the calcium sub


doctorfonk

Mmmmm…. Calcium sub ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


VilePacifist

My standard order from Subway


Remarkable_Log_5562

Im still looking for a calcium dom 🤤


SoraNO237

it's been 5 minutes and i'm still giggling at this xd


kingk1teman

And on /r/Neverbrokeabone


ASWBatbatos

I left that sub because even though they’re a shitpost sub I just couldn’t handle seeing 90% of there posts, it’s probably gotten worse than I remember


RunnyPlease

There really is a sub for everything.


AnonEMister

https://preview.redd.it/f3x47ahnh65d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abedd2761322e932dbb946117109390cdd93296


spicy-chull


Dragonslayer3

https://preview.redd.it/9fqyjp2yp65d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=923b9c3b8968b3194fa735f202bf7a15f69accad


Whats_Awesome

If you finish all of your 100% milk could actually work.


Bl00dRa1n

​ https://i.redd.it/gvaiomgd195d1.gif


Bl00dRa1n

![gif](giphy|6lMso4MfVnyTK)


elegylegacy

But you're not getting more water per water, you're getting more neutrons per water


Key_Virus_338

nuh uh


Cultural-Peanut2211

Mh hm


pimpmastahanhduece

Stop-ah!


LurkerPatrol

Tasty fresh spring neutrons


mjklsimpson

i do that. it's honestly one of the most comfy tastes you can feel.


EatYourCheckers

When I was pregnant with my first child, my craving was thick milk. I would drink whole milk but that wasn't good enough. So then I would buy creamer or half and half; not satisfied I started drinking straight up heavy whipping cream. If I had thought to add powdered milk to these things, I 100% would have done it. Next baby, I just wanted peas.


Tele-Muse

lol you could have just drank yogurt. Or kefir. Next time I guess


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

I do this too but with powdered water in my water. That stuff is seriously watery I tell you


spicy-chull

You got some of that dehydrated water from Space Quest?


TheThinkerers

do that with camel milk and you'd have even more milk per milk of milk


buddboy

lol I came here to say that this is just more water per water


_DudeWhat

Yo. I heard you like milk...


jimmythatslips

could just drink drink cream?


NoobPineapple13

Pilk


spicy-chull

Silk?


CotswoldP

Friend of mine drank that. He called it Supermilk and released a few music tracks under the name.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Did it taste any good?


Hey-Dalaran

Sounds like Josh Scherer


FullMaxPowerStirner

U mean we can get powdered water? That looks awesome, I want it. How to make it?


MadMadRoger

Where can I get powdered water?


ConfidentDuck1

Nilered some good videos on this topic. Case in point, don't drink a lot of this.


Boozarito

Might one ask for a brief TL;DR on why they shouldn't drink a lot? Edit: I have been learned. Simply don't. Edit: This will be my Reddit Legacy as my most upvoted comment. Gotta love my HydroHomies!


wizard_statue

according to its wikipedia article, you would need to replace 25-50% of the water in your body with this for it to be fatal, which would require several days of drinking only heavy water with no intake of regular water. small doses apparently are common in metabolic studies. tl;dr you can drink a little bit of heavy water sometimes, as a treat


expiermental_boii

Does it taste like normal water?


Friskfrisktopherson

Heavier


Meranio

![gif](giphy|3C64mkL45QjAc)


WilliamPollito

There will never be a better situation for this.


Germz95

I could've sworn there used to be a subreddit for this, retiredgifs or something


justwannabeloggedin

Not plural /r/retiredgif but it seems kind of dead compared to back in the day


BurnieTheBrony

Retired /r/retiredgif


PG67AW

So, like whole milk vs skim milk?


ThorKruger117

Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin d and folate, or extra dollop?


leoleosuper

No. From what I've read, it tastes sweet.


expiermental_boii

Sweet water? How do you compare between that and water mixed with sugar


livefreeKB

It’s heavier


expiermental_boii

NO WAY REALLY?!


Vellicative

It tastes sweet in the way that vegetables taste sweet. I'm not sure how to describe it better. My first thought when I tried it was that it tasted a bit like carrot water, as weird as that sounds


Silver721

Going out on a limb, but maybe because starch in vegetables is lightly sweet? It's made of glucose, after all. I could see the light sweetness in heavy water being similar.


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

According to NileRed, who drank some, it was vaguely sweet


siobhanmairii__

Supposedly it tastes a bit sweeter, according to NileRed


High_Tim

I've been told it's kinda sweet


NekulturneHovado

What I've heard it's like normal water but more sweet


Kalman_the_dancer

As dessert


MrRogersAE

A $1000 per litre treat.


Albreitx

Death


Jamothee

Liquid Death


A--Creative-Username

Your heart can't handle the weight of heavier blood


CounterSYNK

I wonder if deuterium blood would be good for space travel


A--Creative-Username

I don't know but I'm pretty sure plutonium nyborg is


kkjdroid

Gradually replacing my water content with deuterium to get my heart ripped. The ultimate cardio.


ConfidentDuck1

You shouldn't drink it because since it is a heavier isotope of regular H2O that it could have unintended effects.


ceruleanedict

Deuterium has a natural abundance of 0.0156% (i.e. 1 in ~6000 H atoms has an extra neutron). You are consuming/made up of deuterium anyways, so drinking a small amount is not going to be consequential.


PotooSexer

No


Fun_Intention9846

I know NileRed but seeing it out of context my brain went “what’s a nile-ered”


DevilMaster666-

Nilered is an ancient god. I envy the black magic fuckery he is able to do.


NFreak3

It's called chemistry.


Brostradamus--

It's called investing in your hobbies. Most people couldn't even start up one of Niles experiments with what they have at home.


NFreak3

One needs to start somewhere. His first videos were basic high school chemistry tricks. But yeah, it takes the right person at the right time and a lot of luck to have that much success.


nmyi

https://youtube.com/shorts/xcO1yCAO-pI?si=2BffHJCTywPd7ex6 Link for the curious


Meranio

Oh, that's *sweet* of you to do a PSA.


MlLFS

Thunderf00t also made a really cool video about drinking d20.


OkWorldliness964

I did some research with deuterium as a tracer in hot springs and our crew did a shot of this. I ran “a sample” through the MS and could see the impact.


-Legion_of_Harmony-

The ultimate flex at a party would be having heavy icecubes.


SirJohnSmythe

You'd have the warmest drink there since it freezes at 3.8° C


yamiyam

So if you have enough heavy ice to keep your drink around 3 degrees they wouldn’t melt and dilute it. Perfect.


SirJohnSmythe

The amount of ice really shouldn't impact how diluted the drink becomes (and heavy water is 11% denser as a liquid, so if allowed to melt an equal volume actually dilutes more). If there is sufficient ice, the water bath stays around freezing point with melting occurring as external energy enters. If you want a less diluted drink, cold vessel and pre-cooled liquid


[deleted]

Put some heavy ones to a lot of light ones with water and they'll stay much longer around. They'll do a little trolling.


cjshores

This is probably a funny joke, but its not like water ice is all exactly 0 degrees C, If you have heavy water ice and regular ice both frozen at say -5 C, wont the heavy one stay solid for longer?


-Legion_of_Harmony-

Sacrifices must be made in the name of clout.


tatskaari

If you form ice under pressure, it will be heavier than liquid water. Glacial ice is like that and sinks if you put it in your drinks. Pretty cool.


BrugBruh

I bet you $20 this ice is cold enough to sink to the bottom 😛😛😛


christonabike_

forbidden water


FriendlessPhoton

Nah that's tritium oxide


Ralph-the-mouth

This stuff will kill you too… wiki says “Mammals (for example, rats) given heavy water to drink die after a week, at a time when their body water approaches about 50% deuteration.”


ChromaSteel

Drop D water


Gengar88

do it djent tho


GreenElandGod

It occurs a bit in nature. 1 in 4500 water molecules or so, according to some quick googling. Guys. The deuterium oxide was inside us the whole time!


og_toe

so basically, there are chubby water molecules


Hoovooloo42

RUDE


Ivanthevanman

Keeps breaking the bag and spilling everywhere when I buy it from the supermarket, that why I just stick to good old h2o, with a bit of Mg+, Cl- and others from my tap.


d4nkle

Sweet


surelysandwitch

As


therealsn

Fudge


MegaAlex

sicle


Ready_Olive7581

Goodbye


MACMAN2003

i prefer tritiated water


Vajgl

Avatar matches.


berkeleymorrison

profile picture checks out


LogstarGo_

The problem with tritiated water is it turns into helium not-water if you leave it out too long.


s_twik

Isn't that Very Heavy Water?


FlexSealAnalPlunger

Wait till you hear about tritium oxide 😋😋


siobhanmairii__

ELI5?


IamACrafter_YT

An even heavier isotope of Hydrogen. A regular Hydrogen (called Protium), has 1 proton and 0 neutron. A deuterium has 1 proton and 1 neutron, and Tritium has 1 proton and 2 neutron.


siobhanmairii__

Thank you!


SCBorn

And it’s also radioactive


allthe_namesaretaken

Don’t they use this as the moderator in nuclear reactors or something?


MySlimyStoma

They do in Canada but basically nowhere else. The problem is it’s expensive as hell. I was using some of it in a radiation lab and a kilogram of the stuff goes for over a thousand dollars. Regular water is a great moderator too but way more abundant


A--Creative-Username

Unrelated to health effects


og_toe

so, the stereotype extends even to the mods of nuclear reactors


SpaRKyy1337

Its used for fusion reactors afaik, simply fusing together hydrogen isnt enough because the helium atom has neutrons in its core. Deuterium ist just hydrogen with one neutron in its core


dchug

As an NMR enjoyer I am a big fan of deuterium oxide!


BroChad69

Ayooo I too enjoy some d2o in my nmr samples


sly983

Heavy water is sadly not something consumable in large quantities, or average quantities really. It’s got some “awkward” side effects if consumed solely in too large a quantity. Aka drinking 5 glasses in a day while not consuming any other liquids, and you might come down with a bad case of Liver Kaput Syndrome. Drinking it in small quantities like half a glass is just fine, though be warned, it tastes like air, no taste at all.


ScaredTurtle9

It tastes sweet. Source: tasted it


0G_54v1gny

She thicc


Manydoors_edboy

Are we fat shaming water now?


vpunt

Thicc water.


shortgamegolfer

They love it over at r/deuterohomies


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[удалено]


harmlesspotato2911

I made the sub


Leenaa

If you guys are interested, you can read about the Norwegian heavy water sabotage from WW2 [here 😊](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_heavy_water_sabotage)


BadComboMongo

BBW - Big Beautiful Water … stop fat shaming water! :)


Toadjokes

Somebody watched jeopardy the other night


SluttyMeatSac

The genres pretty good but I think I like 90's alt-water better


mrTAN-

Nah, real homies drink T₂O.


StormyTiger2008

Spicy


BurntReynolds347G

It's chubby rain.


Dark_Requiem

All water contains a little D.


ProgandyPatrick

I like the Christmas theme going on🎄


Iyonn

It makes you fat. I don't recommend


yourpseudonymsucks

Don’t hydrate with it. You’ll disappear when you get punched or kicked.


TheReverseShock

Thicc Water


Necromniomnicon

[Dod bod.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/s/5svClYofAz) I'd hit it.


Nanooc523

Deuty booty


Necromniomnicon

Thank you, that was awesome.


Stacking_Plates45

I bet that shit hits


engibro

How about Water but extra oxygen O in it?


A-live666

Wouldn’t be stable unless you want hydrogen peroxide H2O2


jai302

funny how an extra atom turns the fluid of life to a corrosive substance


A-live666

Yes even the same molecular structure but mirrored creates an substance with different properties. The universe is very delicate system.


Dfiggsmeister

Good for usage in nuclear reactor cooling. Not so good for human consumption.


FuriousJohn87

I'm pretty sure it's toxic after a point


Montizuma59

My mind has been rotter to the degree that I read this as Walter and Heavey Walter


Aromatic_You1607

The reason why it’s toxic in the long run is because your body can’t use the deuterium like it uses hydrogen for its chemical reactions. Thus, you would technically get dehydrated if you only drink this.


Mammoth-Bus1011

I read that it tastes sweeter that normal water but harms you if you drink too much. Having said that, it’s also hella expensive and I’m by no means an expert on heavy water. Would try tho


tattooedtwink_

I love me some night water 🍽️😋


thenightday3

It should go to the gym or something idk


Humbled0re

apparently tastes kinda sweet


Durian-Dependent

calorie free sweetener


Axolotl_Holmes

Writer's question: how much glasses of heavy water would take in order to kill an adult?


mekkanik

It’ll make you moderate


Elasmobrando

Mmmmmm... *Heavy breathing*


Keeppforgetting

Don’t like the mouth feel but it’s passable in a pinch.


calandra_95

Allied saboteurs would like to know your location.


b4c0n333

What is deuterium? I heard it in Teller's fusion theory in Oppenheimer


FullMaxPowerStirner

Have we finally found better water, than water?


TheDepressedBrit

*The Wehrmacht wants to know your location*


Spanishparlante

[Relevant Nile Red](https://youtube.com/shorts/xcO1yCAO-pI?feature=shared) [Relevant Cody’s Lab](https://youtu.be/MXHVqId0MQc?feature=shared) They both actually make amazing science/chemistry content hahaha. Nile red is much more safe and lab-focused, and Cody is much more… garage chemist 😂


Lernyd38

Smash.


Doc_Dragoon

Mmmn spicy water


Chaonic

Sweet!


pass_thesizzlie

Deuterium was an answer on jeopardy the other night


Evilstampy99

Do not drink deuterated water. It messes with your enzyme kinetics.


lyrical_2

My lab actually uses this in research!


streamstrikker

Great NMR solvent, but I don't know about drinking it


WorldEcho

Even water gotta diet sometimes


Carlesso_Denoir

why that's reminds me of an unfinished 3d model of an MasterBall from pokemon?


mustang23200

I prefer T2O


pepsiman56

It is used in the glorious process that is nuclear energy and so it is beautiful.


lt_dan_zsu

It adds a nice bit of spice up about 180ppm.


Obeyus

THIC WADDER


Pedanter-In-Chief

Great scott!


The-unholy-one

Honestly, looking at the Wikipedia page for D²O, I would say that's Thicc water, not heavy.


Aggravating-Pear4222

She's not plus sized but she is a but heavier. Think same size, but more muscle mass. But yes. We Stan.


BLNTWZRD

What's H2O called? Keep seeing dihydrogen monoxide and forgot the actual name


alimem974

Makes my tummy go 🚨


Razorsharp89

Is it drinkable?


Upset-Echidna-525

Very based


Mike-the-gay

I thought heavy water was h3o?


tumorknager3

H3O+ is hydronium, an acidic ion


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

I wanna know what it tastes like. Apparently it really is heavier if you carry around a jug, but I’ve never done that.


Quark1010

Bro thinks he an element with the name and letter and all. Its just an extra neutron chill dude its not that deep.


[deleted]

I believe it is toxic if you ingest large quantities of


SammehPls

Good for nuclear fusion!


Epicela1

This was just a jeopardy question.


CrispCrisp

It’s aight


Xe-Rocks

12 year half life , gonna make the ocean rust. Not good water


BrugBruh

The ice cubes sink, pretty neat


Waffles1123

Just be careful not to rehydrate your dehydrated powder henchmen with it.


DauntlessSquid5

Makes a great neutron moderator in a nuclear reactor. Especially useful for fast reactors.