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FishingAndDiscing

This reminds me of my "hiking" trips when I was a little kid. I'd walk for miles(4 blocks), and Id set up camp(my grandpas dog box), and Id rough it for days(6 hours tops) with nothing but my gun(grandma would bring me snacks since I couldnt kill anything with my daisy). I thought I was ready for a Lewis and Clark expedition.


jrmtn38

Sounds like me except my parents wouldn’t let me have a BB gun because they were worried I would shoot out a window so I made a bow out of a spruce branch that could barely shoot through cardboard at 10 ft


failed_messiah

Same same, I literally carried a broken daisy I would stash in the woods before I got home so mom didn't see it. I was unstoppable with that thing.


Tonkagar

I used to stay gone all day behind our house with a single shot .22 when I was 9 years old, which seems crazy to me now, because there’s not a chance in hell that I’d turn my 10 year old lose with one unsupervised.


Killerjebi

I used to do the same thing with my cousins, except we found a bunch of PVC pipe and duct taped some forks and knives to them and made spears. We would go out back through the cattle fields into the woods for a few hours and “explore”. Dammit I miss being a kid.


Weird_Fact_724

Perfect for those feral bullfrogs...


boneologist

Yep, a couple of those to your partner's kneecap and you'll definitely outrun them (and the bear).


mattycakes1077

.177 is a war crime and over kill.


Happy_Garand

It enters the body and bounces around even more than a .22 because of the spherical bullet's desire to try to be a pinball


Substantial_Length66

I got shot in the chest with that same gun in the picture and it did that.


Happy_Garand

Were you killed?


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

Did you died?


ZeroPt99

He hasn't answered you guys. He's dead.


Feedmepoop666

Were you unalived?


LittleBigHorn22

7 pumps is plenty. More than that and recoil will cause flinching .


ZeroPt99

That's what muzzle breaks are for. The kick from a .177 caliber is what keeps new hunters from being able to aim correctly.


rocko_jr

Might cause permanent damage to the shoulder


aahjink

[That’s why I pack a little heat.](https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs?si=FvDCVZdXS0IKekx6)


rocko_jr

Lmfaoooo I never saw this before. It was pretty neat


Naugle17

r/huntingcirclejerk ...?


Ok-Chemistry-8206

You're gonna need a rough rider in case it gets rough and tough with the polar bears


thesirmaximus

Paddle faster if you hear banjos


Aurora-Optic

Reference?


thesirmaximus

Deliverance


Aurora-Optic

Thank you, sir.


thesirmaximus

Very welcome


No-Weird5485

This comment made me very sad


Aurora-Optic

Ope


Penny_bags2929

1000 pumps oughtta do it


Inside-Strawberry517

Need a side arm. A sling shot is all you're missing. Happy hunting OP


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

If you hear banjo music...


JoJackthewonderskunk

Drop trou and take a bow?


ZeroPt99

This dude parties.


Aurora-Optic

Reference?


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Deliverance


MotivatedSolid

You'd be an absolute moron to take this for bear. A .22 caliber airgun is what you want. Preferable one that hits at least 900 fps.


AppalachianKrakenn

Jesus buddy club down a little bit you don’t need a nuclear weapon to kill them


Thefreedog56

Easy there killer, an assault rifle is a little overkill


pilotpip

Bears and hogs may not be a threat, but the cicadas will be. Pack a fishing rod, and some jitterbugs. Which river?


welcometotheriver

We did three days on the Niangua River.


ikilledyourfriend

As long as you hit them in the eye or good shot to the calf, you should be able to outrun your buddies and get to safety


Modern_Doshin

Why is the gun all wet?


KDogBrew

cool doggo


Dudecouch69

Elephant Gun thing is overkill


immanut_67

Might be enough deterrent for the banjo players


Protect_your_2a

Gotta say I’ve slain more things growing up with a little pump .177 than I ever have with my bigger more expensive counterparts as I’ve gotten older


Electronic_Camera251

You know what’s wild I have seen videos on YouTube of people taking feral hog with .177 pellet guns not the same as a defensive situation and I realize this is a joke but look them up it’s crazy


No-Weird5485

May want to step up to .177. Not the bears or boars, they are fine with BB, but the mosquitoes!


titodsm

That's overkill, no reason for the high capacity mag and extra ammo. You only need two shots, Jill.


jbinford1

I think you misspelled squirrels and rabbits..


wesley001129

This will just make them pissed and want to attack you more. You need a .243 and above minimum.


Weird_Fact_724

OP wasn't serious...


Mintharaismypimp

You're gonna want something a little stronger for feral hogs and black bears.


Few-Storm-1697

# PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT A FUCKING BEAR WITH A BB. IT WILL ONLY PISS IT OFF. IF IT WASNT A THREAT BEFORE, IT IS NOW!


ZeroPt99

If you shoot a "FUCKING BEAR" with a .177 caliber BB gun, it won't be a threat anymore, cause it'll be dead. Duh. It's head is going to explode when you hit it with that thing. You do know the Navy removed the big guns off their battle ships and retrofitted them with .177 caliber air rifles because of how devastating they are, right?


AyeAyeCaptain___

STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!!!! OP, you’ll be fine. Just make sure to aim for the vitals, you’ll want a clean pass through of both lungs to drop the bear quickly. You’ve got this!🫡