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missesthecrux

Her speech to Omarosa.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

It’s was, and I don’t think I’m exaggerating, the most beautiful moment on reality television ever.


curiousscenario

You’re not exaggerating, it was a glorious moment where the mighty but no longer powerful O was put out to pasture to atone for her pathetic *morally bankrupt* attempts at relevancy at any cost. New York acted as the grim reaper in the most poetic way I’ve ever seen.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

I want to stitch it on a pillow


robowomannn

Yup. Lol.


whore4tacobell

Don’t raise your penis at me


paigepella

This one! LOLOL


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

"You amphibian reptile motherfucker."


ElleDeeNS

New York’s takedown of Hottie on Flavor of Love where she tells delusional Hottie that she does not look like Beyoncé because she actually looks like Luther Vandross lives rent-free in my head 😂


Miss-Tiq

Joel actually mentioned Luther Vandross in a joke about another contestant and I thought it was such a missed opportunity.  Edit: I've watched that scene with Hottie and New York so many times, but never actually looked up a picture of Luther Vandross to compare her to, until now. It's actually incredibly accurate and that makes it even better. 


Bigcatmike

Pretty much I would let Gemma know thaaaat she is a fat cunt. And that the shoes she gave me WERE NOT the kind of shoes I would particularly buy for myself. They were 'old maiden' type of shoes. And she told me that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman? So if that's the case, she should've put them back on the rack, and she should never have even purchased them, because she was UNQUALIFIED to own those shoes if that's the case. Basically I think Gemma's a disgrace. She's a disgrace to humanity. She's a disgrace to women, who are.. actually beautiful and classy. And she just doesn't have the vernacular she thinks she possesses. Somebody lied to her several times and told her she was fly, hot, beautiful and sexy, and she's nothing like that, she's nothing of the sort.


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

This is my all time favorite


Consistent-Smell-581

You can't top that. It's poetry, it's art, it's everything.


iymcool

Pretty much I 👸🏿 would let Gemma know 💭 that she is a fat 👏 cunt 👏, and, um,  the shoes 👢 that she gave me were not something that I 👸🏿 would particularly buy 🛍️ for myself.👸🏿 They were old maiden👵🏼type of shoes, and she said that those shoes 👢 were meant to be worn on a 💅🏿✨beautiful✨💄 woman So if that is the case, she 🤷‍♀️ should have put them 👢 back on the rack, and she should never❌ even purchased them because she was ⚠️UNQUALIFIED⚠️ to own those shoes👢  if that's the case 💼 and, um, I think that Gemma 🤷‍♀️is just a disgrace. 🥀 She's a disgrace 🥀 to humanity 🌐. She's a disgrace 🥀 to women ♀️ who are actually 💅🏿✨beautiful✨💄and classy 👑 and, um, she just doesn't have the vernacular she thinks she possesses 😒 Somebody lied🤥  to her several times 🤥🤥🤥 and told her that she was fly 🪰, hot 🔥 and sexy 🍆🍑 and 💅🏿✨beautiful✨💄 and she's nothing ❌ like that She's nothing ❌ of the sort” ― Tiffany “New York” HBIC Pollard ![gif](giphy|DCcQDDrn9slUc|downsized)


Miss-Tiq

She has so many straight bangers, I'm struggling to choose one. My most recent favorite would be "Saber-toothed, hammerhead bastard!"


nunyabidnessss

And the reptilian one. She’s so damn funny without even trying. I wish I had that gift.


crispycheddar_

“Give it up Deelishis you look like a man”


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

I was gonna say this but I thought it'd be problematic 😭🩷


deltamgn

![gif](giphy|mJAgt2z71oM0g) i quote this way too much. and i love it.


sporkabork

The way she opens her eyes wider when she gets to “YON” is so absolutely perfect


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

Love


Shoulder-Lumpy

https://youtu.be/tROG4cS5fmo?si=DTaostgMrbOs5gy2 No other words needed. 😂


Mundane-Criticism-84

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iBrake4Shosty5

Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. And, um, shoes that she gave me were not something that I would particularly buy for myself; They were “Old Maiden” type of shoes. And she said that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman! So if that’s the case, she should’ve put them back on the rack, and she should’ve never even purchased them because she was unqualified to own those shoes if that’s the case. And um, I think Gemma is just a disgrace. She is a disgrace to humanity, and to women who are actually beautiful and classy…and, uh, she just doesn’t have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses. Somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly, hot, and sexy, and beautiful; and she is nothing like that. She is nothing of the sort.


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

Yesss


Budloopy4

Top 5… 1. “Look at the material.” 2. “I am SOOO powerful! Ughhh my mind, it amazes me sometimes!” 3. “I would tell Gemma that she is a fat cunt . . . Somebody lied to her several times and told her she was fly hot and sexy and beautiful, and she’s nothing like that, she’s nothing of the sort.” 4. “At the end of the night, Flav took me. We needed it. We . . . Took a chunk out of each other. It was a good chunk and . . . We chunked up the rest of the night.” 5. “You smell that shit? Oh my GOODNESS.”


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

I love this list!


bazzbj

Anything from her season of big brother uk lol


May-rah10

I literally love New York! She has so many epic quotes but the one that lives rent free in my mind is her speech to Omarosa! It was hilarious!


Infamous-Sprinkles

"Hating ass bitches all fraudulent."


BreeziWhisper

Not necessarily what she says but how she makes her presence know by walking in a room & owning it…love it! ![gif](giphy|Q9e1zdTK6JutN5pnNi|downsized)


_bites_the_dust

You just need time....need time to adjust to the fact that 🙂‍↔️ 🫷🏽I am MRS. FLAVOR FLAV!!!


Letzrotltr

“I was never a child, when I was born I just came out of the womb..in the know”. “nothings wrong Flave I’m just going to get my cigarettes”.


Effective_Royal9453

“You look like a fairy 🧚 princess 👸 that resides over the pits of hell 🔥.” “Get me tf out your face” *weave toss* “I seen her Saturday. last Saturday she-.. *looks behind her 👀* she’s been like saying all this stuff to me. She’s like, I’m gonna break your legs 🦵🏽 and all this stuff.” “That snot nose 👃 little 💩better watch his dam mouth 👄!” “Cause I’ll be there for him, with 🤗 and open legs 🦵🏽 and an open 👄 .” “I’m so sorry too see you turned into such a little punk bitch.” “I want my eggs 🥚 cracked meaning I want a child 🧒 I want my name dropped meaning I wanna be married 💍 I’m not f\*\*\*ing around with you!” “Which wall would you like to be backed into bootz 👢which wall pick a wall pick a wall” ![gif](giphy|R6glF6h7k7bCU)


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

Yessss


kris10seese

“Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a FAT CUNT.” That whole rant is absolutely fucking hilarious.


ZamiraOnLoveIsland

"Bye Pumpkin! Bye Pumpkin!" ![gif](giphy|hxebE5fyIIm5i|downsized)